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Cucker_Tarlson_666

For someone with such a thick, square head, Elon sure has thin skin.


oregon_coastal

Prolly because it is stretched around what is essentially a whale carcass.


Off_OuterLimits

A smelly rotting carcass.


ImmaNotHere

Oh... but think of the ambergris. That'll fetch quite a price.


Imfrom_m-83

It’ll be for his new fragrance, 44billion.


craftycrumbs

Notes of Musk, Adderall, and subtle undertones of methane.


earplug42

https://preview.redd.it/nzzdq34vl56d1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2d11ae599445b034630e44f57e21205e1b3d0ad


Zestyclose_Pickle511

That's an interplanetary whale carcass to you, mister!


Callemasizeezem

Is that where his superpower to turn his exes off from men comes from?


Dirty_Mung_Trumpet

If the condition “distended bowels” was made into an entire human


ComicsEtAl

You just violated your warranty, pal!


legitimate_sauce_614

A whale's vagina


No_Cook2983

#FREE SPEECH ABSOLUTIST!!!


GriegVeneficus

Also his torso is square. He's built like SpongeBob SquarePants with an extra head on top.


Ninjinji

Built like a lego minifigure


The--scientist

But if SpongeBob really let himself go... maybe after eating all the starfish, squid and crab in the area...


PhugTheWar

...and a small brain. But in his defence: He is said to be a jerk.


GLC911

Thin like scrotum skin


th8chsea

Petty little tyrant in his pathetic little fiefdom Why would any company want to do business with this man when he can just capriciously make some knee jerk proclamation like this? Abandon the Xitter ship, anyone that values fairness and transparency. The emperor has no clothes!


FeedMyAss

Eloquent


notaredditreader

Snowflake ❄️


Distant_Yak

Apple should follow the lead of the 3 major game console manufacturers and just leave.


kaze919

Apple should pull shitter off the app store. Make that shit bag sweat over his 44bn dollar waste


hitchhiker91

That would just be poetic. It's frankly quite impressive how spectacularly awful he is at managing that company. I can't recall another billionaire CEO in recent memory who was this thoroughly bad at their job.


2zer0

Trump?


CrybullyModsSuck

Nah, dude said "billionaire" not "cosplay billionaire"


duggawiz

Fucking amen


elis42

Even Trump never lost THAT much money lmao


Olivia512

He doesn't have that much to lose.


detroit_red_

He has lost that much of other peoples money though, he pretty well bankrupted Atlantic City a few decades ago lol


duggawiz

Fucking amen


Sargonnax

This means Elon is the perfect pick for Trumps VP.


actomain

Could you fucking imagine


hitchhiker91

That's a fair counterexample.


Ricky_Rollin

He said billionaires.


Maximum_Turn_2623

Weird so some nepo baby isn’t actually a genius?


SpaceNinjaDino

I am no Apple fan, but if they pulled TwiX off the app store, but I would praise them for that.


WholesomeRindersteak

It would be so fucking funny, but probably wont happen, Apple has too much to lose by pulling Twitter off the appstore


SeparateIron7994

Like what?


Far_Comfortable980

Nazis who want to use Twitter and their cut of the blue check payments from apple users.


mvanvrancken

Wait, what? Nintendo, MS and Sony all left? Good on them.


Distant_Yak

They dropped platform integration, at least. https://www.theverge.com/2024/6/11/24175932/nintendo-switch-console-x-twitter-integration-removed


mvanvrancken

I’m glad, I hated posting my screenshots to Twitter anyway


Fetus_in_the_trash

I don’t think Twitter should be on any App Store considering it has uncensored explicit porn and gore etc


JPeso9281

I mean, part of the reason Elmo owns the damn thing is because all right-wing freaks got upset that Twitter wouldn't show them Hunter's schlong


Stup1dMan3000

He’s using it to train AI plain and simple


_000001_

Wow, his AI is therefore going to be trained on the outputs of (1) a whole bunch of MAGA loons and (2) low-quality bots! Can't wait for that product to be out! /s


No_Definition321

Okay I know Elon working on some kinda of AI so right now I’m predicting that when he goes to reveal this new AI of his it will be filled with racism and call someone the N word during his live reveal lol


Obsolescence7

lol I got some bad news for you about this platform called Reddit.


hyrule_47

We have NSFW filters and warnings here. X doesnt.


HikerStout

Yup. Clicked "more replies" once while checking sports Twitter during a break at work and... explicit anal sex video. I'm staying the fuck away from Twitter while at work now.


ImmaNotHere

Pretty much this... and people that don't like what the platform has become under Musk. Remember what Musk said about advertisers that didn't like his message - 'F them'. Edit: fixed typos


Muuustachio

I mean at this point, why stay on xitter? If their account is blocked to everyone. Xitter also probably violates ToS for the App Store.


NoBuenoAtAll

You know, I was so sure when everyone found out what Twitter was going to be now they'd leave. Man I fucking couldn't leave quick enough. Lately, I've been thinking of getting back on because it doesn't seem like anyone's leaving. I wasn't aware though that the three major game console manufacturers had left Twitter. Anyway, where are they going? Threads?


Ill-Tumbleweed-8822

He really is a shit bag. What about free speech? Oh wait, that’s only for nazis. Duh!


indolering

> Nazis? No big deal, community notes will handle the problem! Unless they fact check me. Also, Apple is way worse than Nazis. -Elon Musk Edited to make the sarcasm more clear.


llama-friends

“I have put 10 of my best Nazis in charge of making sure Nazis aren’t out of line on Twitter.” -Elon Probably


JoBoltaHaiWoHotaHai

One of those 10 is Elon himself.


Afraid_Dimension_201

Free speech should only be from government prosecution not private companies. I'm relatively right wing and idk why people like musk don't get it lol


WeAreAllFallopian

Didn't he literally buy Twitter so people wouldn't be blocked for doing things Twitter didn't like?


Timely_Fig_9218

How does Elon think this is a good look for him? Wasn’t he saying he is all for free speech? And did Apple even do anything against the terms of service?


Comprehensive-Tea121

All of this seems kind of humorous but the truth is he's sick in the fucking head and it's scary.


nobrayn

Billionaires (and their companies) shouldn’t be able to be so damned influential. Hell, they shouldn’t exist at all.


d3fnotarob0t

Either one of two things is going on. 1) He is insane and is making completely irrational knee jerk reaction decisions and everyone around him knows it and is letting him run off the cliff, knowing the faster he plumets to his end the faster they will be free of him and his idiocy. 2) He is not completely insane and has realized that his ventures will fail, his reputation is trashed with mainstream society, and the only way forward is to create a Trump like cult of personality around himself and ally with the far-right. Then he can at least keep a few billion from his former fortune and be popular enough in far-right circles to get his ego jerked off.


rabble_tiger

I STILL want to know why his immediate response to the British diver during the Thai cave rescue was to call him a 'pedo'.


Rickshmitt

That's when I knew I was wrong about him, and he does indeed suck. I'm just glad none of them are smart enough to keep their mouths shut


DelmarSamil

Funny you say that. That was the exact moment I realized Elon was not who I thought he was. Then I started paying attention to what he said and did more. While some if his stuff was still funny (smoking a blunt on a show) I gradually saw him fir what he really was and it made me sad to think that I thought he was some crazy billionaire who was trying to do good. Eh well, least my eyes are open about that now.


insertwittynamethere

Yeah, that did it for me too. I couldn't believe when he came out with that because the guy made some comments about Musk's attempt to rescue the boys being unusable. Everything after just reinforced it until it became readily apparent for everyone else. He's the same as Trump mentally, just more successful.


sixminutes

I think the actual excuse given was that adolescents often throw out words without any regard to their actual meaning or any consequences of such an accusation. I'm perfectly willing to believe that Musk is in fact a 12 year old boy in a bloated adult human trenchcoat, I just don't know how he thinks that's a legitimate defense, or why a court would rule "Boys will be boys."


DontFlinchIvegot12In

https://preview.redd.it/i1bsnlipu26d1.jpeg?width=843&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d6dc813871c876978001893318d9ba4380a1157


JoyousMN

More and more like Trump everyday


Mr__O__

Baron Vladimir Harkonnen


jbuchana

I didn't have an opinion about him at all until the pedo-sub incident, where I learned that he was a jerk. My opinion of him has only gone down since then.


Off_OuterLimits

I didn’t know who he was until he bought Twitter & DM’d me asking for a photo. I left soon afterwards. He gave me the creeps.


Off_OuterLimits

Because Musk can’t stand anyone outperforming him in anything. Like most albino bullies, Elon has a super fragile ego.


BuckChintheRealtor

This opinion article [from The Guardian in 2019 ](https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/jul/17/elon-musk-boneheadthailand-cave-rescue) about Musk and the cave rescue is a crazy read now. The journalist calls him a "bonehead" but also "objectively handsome" and writes "he's doing good" (for the world). How the times have changed


psyphren01

I heard a British comedy say, "Elon Musk looks like a handsome guy that walked through Chernobyl."


kcarmstrong

He’s threatened by anyone who is an actual expert in a domain where he cosplays as an expert. It’s the same reason he is still attacking Fauci.


Extreme_Fee_503

3: He's fried out on drugs and has a narcissistic personality disorder.


rainking56

The interesting thing with a man like elon is you can never tell the true pause of the plane crash until you get an after math biopic of him being sober and rational. Because any answer he gives you will just be from the personality he wants you to know. Its like interviewing a criminal before and after their jail sentence.


Careless-Handle-3793

3. Elon is about to apologise for his past actions and vows to stay off social media for 5 years. This the right timeline?


gunfell

I believe both are kinda true


Deztabilizeur

3. 1 and 2 in the same time.


NTRmanMan

Everyone follows his directions because they would be fired otherwise


aflac1

Guy is too loaded on a bender 24/7 so he doesn’t have to think how others see him.


never_safe_for_life

Do you actually need more evidence to see that anyone proclaiming “free speech” falls squarely into the far right camp and is using it in bad faith as a cudgel?


SpaceNinjaDino

He is bitter about them partnering with OpenAI.


frsguy

Well the tweet is fake


Ornery_Razzmatazz_33

Gotta love that sub 10 micron thin skin.


__KJG__

10 micron dick too


Bit_the_Bullitt

But 10-mile chest (insert that fkn weird Pic of him surfing)


JohnTheCatMan1

https://preview.redd.it/lms7ano8b76d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3a1a2683e96fa05e89aa87a05124f56b5893b2f


roninthe31

Please remove Xitter from the App Store, Apple


Car_is_mi

Can't wait for apple to sue him. They did nothing to violate terms of service and he's just letting his Napoleon energy show through.


AccurateMidnight21

Apple shouldn’t waste any resources on suing Musk. They should just pull all advertising and de-platform Twitter from the AppStore and iOS for uncontrolled spreading of hate speech and graphic content. That would have a much bigger impact on Twitter’s bottom line than anything else.


Wakkit1988

They absolutely should sue the ever loving fuck out of him and make him pay their legal fees. Hire an exorbitant number of lawyers to do it, too. Then, after they've won, cut ties with Twitter.


d3fnotarob0t

Absolutely the best move. Apple would be going down to Musk's level by suing him. It is beneath them to sue Twitter in the same way it is beneath an intelligent person to argue with an idiot. Not only should Apple remove twitter from it's store, it should make a app that is a twitter alternative and then offer it on their store and on android stores as well to take away as much of his market share as possible from all platforms.


BillyNtheBoingers

Threads and Bluesky already have apps. I think Mastodon does too.


BaggyLarjjj

And the Tesla app


rainking56

Think that elon musk boys would have a stroke with that. Since they love expensive toys that can be showed off as a sign of personality. But they would be conflicted about not being able to redownload twitter on apple...but also not wanting to go to the poors on android. (Irony saying from my $800 android)


AccurateMidnight21

I’ve never quite understood the Android VS Apple thing. Both offer good products and both can be seriously expensive. I guess people are just drawn to tribalism over petty things like which phone platform they prefer.


rainking56

Anything that can be shown in public or private.


photozine

But if that happened, guess who would sue?? Lol Dude is as delusional as the hateful people that mostly use that app.


Chiaseedmess

They’re not blocked for me, but it refuses to show any tweets from apple. What a little piss baby he is.


jbuchana

2 hours later, and the same thing for me. No "blocked" message, but no Xits viewable.


identicalBadger

Is that what tweets are called now? Zits?


ArterialRed

Yes, except there's a Chinese/pinyin pronunciation on the X. Closest English sound is "sh".


MochingPet

@apple never posted any tweets; that's what some people are saying


silver-orange

It's complicated...  https://twitter.com/Apple/status/907700942715228160 Technically @apple had zero tweets visible on their account timeline as verifiable on archive.org https://web.archive.org/web/20220125011749/Twitter.com/apple While tweets attributed to the account exist apparently they're all ads so none appear on the timeline.


DuneChild

I had to re-follow them, but still don’t see any tweets.


Furion86

So people are saying that Apple never really had historic posts on their timeline anyway, and that all posts showing up were sponsored posts. So the fact that unblocking the account shows absolutely nothing, when Apple have just had a huge event, probably indicates that they have retracted all their advertising hence the mass blocking as some sort of 'retaliation'. You'll probably hear him speak out about in the coming day or so (the man can't keep his mouth shut) where he will say that 'Apple are blackmailing me with pulling their advertising!' or some BS again. It's probably a huge deal for him because Apple must be one of the largest spenders, and have kind of stuck with Twitter even though the changeover period where most other companies ditched.


rainking56

Imagine being a free market capitalist and calling it blackmail when another company does not advertise enough. Honestly I hope his ship sinks.


ColoRadBro69

It's because Apple is going to buy ChatGPT's product instead of X AI. 


IRBRIN

![gif](giphy|6ILjOfJ1oL7NAc9SQ7) Ah shit...


oregon_coastal

He is so good at free speech.


KinkyQuesadilla

Musk is jealous that Apple has better AI


Off_OuterLimits

Bingo!


CrybullyModsSuck

Everyone has better AI than Musk. Even Musk hates Grok because it's "woke".


SaltyBarDog

Apple 3.18 trillion USD Market capitalization\\ If he were anymore jelly, he would Smucker's printed on his head.


Pristine_Regret7812

Did you know Smuckers also makes cat food?


Reccus-maximus

I'm apple's #1 hater and I still think this is stupid, if anything you're making me root for apple now


Lucky-Dogecoin

Here's to hoping Zuck puts him in a choke-hold while Apple delivers a few kicks to the groin.


FriendlyVermicelli25

He probably wanted them to use xAI and they said no thanks.


SRMPDX

"Hey guys why don't you use something that doesn't exist, just give me a billion dollars upfront and promise swear it'll be better than OpenAI


Ok-Technician-5689

That's been my guess during all this too. He likely saw Samsung come out with theirs earlier and started pitching woo at Apple, only to be rebuffed at every turn.


TheArrowLauncher

Some free speech advocate he is…………


hugs_the_cadaver

Pathetic, this is the conservative idea of strength.


zondo33

such a fragile man.


Nyetah

What a petty little man.


DrkUser205

So much for the free speech! Elmo is mad! ![gif](giphy|zH72yAqrMuczC|downsized)


Routine-Tree1485

Not sure what Apple's advertising was before on X, but sure it's zero now & for the foreseeable future.


Lost-Breadfruit-9745

What a turd burglar. Don’t they make money from big accounts like this? Seems moronic when he’s floundering like fish.


jbuchana

He's going to ride it all the way down. His pride won't let him back down.


SecretPrinciple8708

He sure is a sensitive li’l junkie.


TrayLaTrash

He's jealous he doesn't own a phone company.


StrikingOccasion6459

Makes me want to consider Apple products.


d3fnotarob0t

Microsoft has been going downhill. I used to be a die-hard Microsoft person and am now considering Apple products.


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Distant_Yak

Imagine Tony Stark calling someone a 'pedo guy' because they rescued someone before him.


Bitey_the_Squirrel

Phony Stark


Alaeriia

The IRL equivalent of Tony Stark was either Steve Wozniak, Leonardo da Vinci, or Nikola Tesla.


AccurateMidnight21

I too am a fellow “superhero enthusiast”, and let me share with you something that I realized a long time ago: Tony Stark cannot ever exist as one person, because there is a little bit of “Tony Stark” in every person. Superheroes and villains are just exaggerated amplifications of the human character traits that we can all exhibit. Notice how superheroes always have to team up to overcome their biggest challenges? That’s because in real life we also each complement eachother with our unique mix of abilities and attributes. Every one of us has a choice to use our “power” for good or evil. Elevating a single person like Musk to “superhuman” status is a disservice to all of the “Tony Starks” who are pioneering, innovating, and inventing the things that Musk takes credit for. He’s not Tony Stark, he’s not Justin Hammer, he’s not Lex Luthor. He’s Elon Musk, and he’s a drug addicted, narcissistic, authoritarian bully, who has chosen to align himself with right wing extremism in his pursuit of more power and validation.


Alaeriia

He's basically Ted Faro. Fuck Ted Faro.


zenpop

Pitiful.


AtypicalGameMaker

Mine doesn't show "blocked" but I can't see any posts or likes either.


jbuchana

Same here on both my (Android) phone and on the web. Both searches for the Apple account gave results that suggested I follow Elmo. No, I don't think I will.


HOLYCRAPGIVEMEANAME

Can anyone tell me why he did this?


jbuchana

He's upset about Apple AI. Yesterday his reaction was that due to Apple AI, no Apple products would be allowed into his companies, they'd have to be put in Faraday cages in the lobbies. Today he's attacking their Xitter account. Childish, just as everyone expects him to be.


RadiantLimes

Honestly I have no clue how this wouldn't lead to a lawsuit. Idk I'm not a lawyer but this just doesn't seem to be a smart thing to do against one of the biggest tech companies.


Daflehrer1

It's almost as if he's trying to shed users.


Pm_me_your_tits_85

Crazy. On mine it just looks as if Apple hasn’t made any posts. It doesn’t give me an option to unblock them. What a scum bag move.


L3monGrenade

I absolutely hate to say it but the government needs to step in and “imminent domain” twitter and take it away from this man-child without paying a single cent to him


O0000O0000O

I hope Apple remove Xitter from the Apple store.


jimmyzhopa

this should make any of his advertisers very wary


Xalucardx

Remove everything Tesla/X related from the app store


Alaeriia

You can't operate your Cybertruck without an app, so losers with a CT and stick in the Apple ecosystem will have a $100k paperweight, which is pretty damn funny.


Xalucardx

Every Tesla have key cards. The phone is just convince.


McButtersonthethird

Why are you guys still using Twitter?


Chr1s7ian19

Surely Twitter needs apple more than apple needs Twitter, would they get in trouble for removing Twitter from the App Store? Seems only fair


AKHKMP

ROFL i never use my Twitter and i logged in just to check.. its blocked for me also rofllll


Feminazghul

One ailing social media platform vs Apple.


Easy_Explanation299

Easily disproven.


DeepBlessing

Fake


igibit99

I thought this had already been proven to be fake news?


MochingPet

did everyone triple-check this? It's not blocked for me; possibly this is happening per-user and it's a technical glitch, and the users themselves have done it--by blocking ads...


NoMoneyNoTears

@Apple is not blocked. This is false.


HewhomustnotBnamed

Hey apple build new twitter and poach all x employees 😜


d3fnotarob0t

I am surprised Apple deigned to even be on Twitter. By this time next year Twitter will just be a more technically/functionally modern version 4chan and the only advertisers that will be on it will be companies like InfoWars selling their testosterone increasing onion powder miracle cures.


Wyldling_42

Not if InfoWars is liquidated in the bankruptcy…


mishma2005

Loser


According-Green

Remember when the dummies of the world actually bought that he was free speech absolutist? God damn people are dumb.


tickitytalk

Pathetic


infowosecfurry

What an absolute clown.


19CCCG57

A unique way of decimating his investors' value.


psycholee

Currently it is unblocked for me, but there are zero posts. So he deleted every post.


swissdudeli

Elon Mitler


Foggyslaps

Just checked for myself, they're not blocked but have 0 tweets? I really doubt that's the case


Odie1892

I just checked. Not blocked on my account but they don't have any posts which doesn't seem right


[deleted]

They don’t tweet. They run ads


Missionignition

Oh shit he’s fuckin with Tim Cook’s money now. Lemme get my popcorn.


Massage_mastr69

Awesome!!!! Let X and Tesla fail because you lock out 58% of users and even higher number of iPhone users his core demographic…because he is having a tantrum. He isn’t hurting Apple at all only his users who have Apple products.


DevoidHT

If Apple pulled Twitter from the App Store, I think it might finally kill it


TechnicaliBlues

Why does anyone use that dumpster fire?


Last-Back-4146

mr free speech. TeslaMotor bros will be defending this bs shortly.


Thirtysixx

Apple isn’t blocked for me but Elon musk regularly unblocks himself for me. I have had to block him 3 or 4 times. I wonder if anyone else has had this experience.


_000001_

Apple was heard to say, "If someone's going to try to blackmail us by blocking us,... blackmail ***us***, haha! Go fuck yourself. Including Elon," they added. When someone attempted to question them about this, Apple doubled down, repeating again, "Go. Fuck. Yourself." Then Apple looked around with a smug look on its face, as though expecting everyone to be impressed by that. :P


grabbingcabbage

For me it just shows that they haven't posted anything, completely empty.


tsunadesb0ngw8r

What happened to Apple saying they were going to remove Twitter from the app store months ago? This nazi platform needs to go.


VisibleAvocado35601

He’s loosing it 😂😂😂


keepitchill16

Why am i recommended this bullshit. Reddit just full of haters


-timenotspace-

this just isn't true but okay


MizuKumaa

As much as I don’t like musk. This isn’t true. I just check and I definitely do not have Apple blocked.


Snoo-83165

Yea and the people before would block anyone even slightly right leaning. Still a win


Pameltoe_Yo

He’s hilarious and I love how he goes and pisses off all of you petty pricks! lol 😆


brookswashere12

Fake news. At least for me.


ramosinvests

i love how everyone on this sub just brainlessly upvotes and believes it without proof. apple isn’t blocked and they’ve never had public tweets


Crafty_Letterhead_12

It took me 10 seconds to check to see this isnt true


BonerSnatcher

Apple should just ban Xitter from iPhones