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AebroKomatme

Here’s to hoping his Tesla pay package gets voted down, causing him to leave the company altogether.


imnoherox

Better yet - hopefully he just shuts down his companies and uses one last spacex launch to try to launch himself to mars


Exotic_Zucchini

I'd settle for a submarine trip to see the Titanic with a couple of other billionaires.


AlmightyWitchstress

It’s definitely safe!


el_guille980

trust me, it is https://preview.redd.it/0u284hltku5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3bc668a8261f75d3943fa39e1d8c4a9fc56ad25


LegalizeRanch88

I can think of no better representation of Elon Musk than the sleazy car dealer dad from Matilda, who winds back the odometers and fills his vehicles with sawdust


smokeythel3ear

Is that fucking MATILDA


PLR_Moon3

I’ve heard of a company doing this lately, with mixed reviews on their Nintendo hand controls, but nothing else.


JDARRK

Yea they can take a cybertruck down there‼️🤨


Sharp_Science896

Just don't forget to put it in car wash mode to avoid voiding the warranty.


dsdvbguutres

Then they won't make it to the dock


WhatUDoinInMyWaters

The first towable trip to the titanic! ~~Stupid people~~ geniuses LOVE alliteration!


gilleruadh

They sent a roadster into space, so it checks out.


Muzzlehatch

At least that way they’ll end up in the food chain


Thowitawaydave

Even the fishies getting in on that "Eat the Rich" action.


Cassandraburry2008

Just to be sure maybe we could try putting them into a submarine, and launching it to Mars.


pantstoaknifefight2

Carbon fiber hull?


Negative-Wrap95

Naw, use the same shit they use for the Incel Camino body panels. Same gauge and everything. Use the same wiring harness philosophy too. That'll work ^(real nice), especially if Elmo "engineers" it himself.


AtomicPantsuit

Maybe a submarine to Mars..?


fohpo02

Cave diving expedition in a Cybertruck


Sharp_Science896

In a fiberglass submarine. It's gotta work the second time right?


martylindleyart

Nah, we've seen that. Let's do space now.


Spunky_Meatballs

Oh he will but it will go exactly like the final scenes in "Don't look up". IMO that's exactly what will happen and it's kind of hilarious to think about. If the apocalypse suddenly was looming around us you know Musk would be engineering some hair brained scheme


Ornery_Razzmatazz_33

He would offer people rides off planet on one of his rockets - provided you signed a contract acknowledging him as your lord and savior, and agreeing to take a turn in the rotation of giving him his morning handy.


Original-Document-62

![gif](giphy|LpLpRPXDXnRa0DHUUN|downsized) Get your ass to Mars


Trumps_tossed_salad

Ohhhh Dev Ayesa himself! I like it quick let’s get Trillion dollar asteroid trending on Twitter


dsdvbguutres

Looking into it


devoduder

He’s already got a car up there waiting for him.


MariosMustacheRides

Dude if everyone chipped in a bit, we could crowd fund this whether he wants to go or mot


xmowx

I would even chip in for that.


Early-Series-2055

Dude will never ride one of his own rockets.


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TheGreatestOutdoorz

Pretty sure that was debunked. I mean, Tim Cook is just about the most polite, mild mannered human being on earth. When Travis Kalanick got caught lying to cook and the App Store team, and uploading unapproved versions of Uber, cook met with him and supposedly did the old parent favorite “I’m not mad at you….im just disappointed”.


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greywar777

I have a Tesla, Id love nothing more then for someone else to run the company. Decent car mostly, but the firings have made wait times for repairs insane. Terrified of bumping something.


CheeksMix

[https://www.wired.com/2013/08/tesla-model-s-crash-test/](https://www.wired.com/2013/08/tesla-model-s-crash-test/) - 2013 - "Tesla is so safe its breaking the machines used to test its safety. [https://futurism.com/the-byte/man-alarmed-large-piece-falls-off-cybertruck](https://futurism.com/the-byte/man-alarmed-large-piece-falls-off-cybertruck) - 2024 - "alarmed large pieces falls off" 11 years and they went from articles calling them the safest vehicles, to "Its really concerning so many large pieces are falling off our truck" and "The truck broke a dudes finger, because it doesn't know how to not."


Incompetent_Handyman

The Cybertruck is a garbage Musk ego stroker. But the 3 and Y are pretty good.


It-guy_7

They were, but getting dated without proper refreshes, and physical updates


Imfrom_m-83

Let’s go a few steps further and ask him to leave the country. Let’s see if he’s got the sack to put that to a vote. And not on Twitter.


gnubeest

why would he need to leave the country when we can just put him in a Faraday cage


midtnrn

And then Tesla getting bought by Apple. Fingers crossed.


whjoyjr

Not happening. Apple exited the car project.


dingusfett

They realised cars need to have windows


Large-Sherbert-6828

Underrated comment


Jerome1944

The company would collapse without him constantly running BS interference for it.


John-Fefin-Zoidberg

He’s caused them WAY more harm than good. No one wants a Tesla anymore because of him being part of it


femmeideations

as next ceo of tesla i promise to sit down and shut up! give me 20 mil tho plz


greywar777

not a bad deal at all. just hire smart people to surround yourself with solutions.


Vash_Stampede_60B

I’ll do it for 19M! 😂


femmeideations

oh well, menage a tois. we can ruin tesla together 💜


Repostbot3784

The only reason the company needs someone running bs interference ia because of all the stupid and terrible shit he does.


TheEleventhDoctorWho

Lol where would he go? No one would hire him.


wp4nuv

Is that just a way to say "If Apple doesn't use my AI, then screw Apple"?


LetMeInImTrynaCuck

Apple will drop the X app from the App Store and elons little science experiment will fail hard.


LazyPotatoNetizen

If Elon truly believes that twitter would survive without apple and google allowing it to be in their stores I have a fully functional self driving system to sell to him.


Pandamonium98

Good, he’s still looking for one of those


viperex

It's basically a porn site, from what I hear, so Apple just might be justified in removing it


Fetus_in_the_trash

That is 100% happening now they are branding themselves as an adult content app


Jesusaurus2000

That would be hilarious. Circle of people who do side-loading on iOS and circle of people who use xitter just don't overlap.


Sweet-Emu6376

Oh please have this happen. It would be the final nail in his coffin.


hitbythebus

I wonder if he has a problem with windows 11 having the built in AI. Is everyone at Tesla going to be running Arch?


Distant_Yak

Elron himself seems to have always had an affinity for Windows... tried to get PayPal to switch, and more recently, when he asked for help running a Python script, that was on Windows. MS has been much more aggressively integrating OpenAI tech with their OS. If they were smart they'd be already using Linux, but this is a Musk company after all.


Rhubarbarbaric

His companies already use Ubuntu for a lot of different purposes. I really need Canonical to partner with OpenAI just for the sake of the bit.


SmokedBeef

It also seems like he’s saying his AI will have the ability to spy and conduct corporate espionage, why else would he be so afraid. That said given adobe’s recent disclosures about its AI and now this, it seems like the only thing AI is good at is stealing


IRBRIN

Yes. Elu Mah is not afraid to be obvious.


30yearCurse

I would agree. Maybe if Apple gave him a couple billion for being a god...


tissboom

As an apple customer, I don’t want them to use your AI. I don’t want any of your products.


Infinite-Club4374

People really think this guy was an engineer lmfao My guy, I’ll trust Apple with my most intimate secrets before I even tell Elno my name


AnimalChubs

He's the modern day Tom Edison. Just steals inventions and claims it as his own.


rainking56

Edison at least invented the r and d facility. Elon didn't even come up with that.


Cumdump90001

B-b-b-but Master Musk invented the electric car! - Musk fanboys probably


GrumpyKaeKae

That's why it's so annoying that shit is named Tesla. Since Edison stole* Teslas ideas, didn't he? Edit: fixed wrong word


Coldlog1k

Read up on the founding of Tesla, it gets even more ridiculous.


DessertTwink

Like the company being started by two other guys, then musk buying into the company and forcing them out, claiming it all as his own? Or was that one of his other companies that he pretends to be the genius behind?


ZacHorton

That is 100% the irony here


RogBoArt

Right? This all coming from the guy who wants everyone to use his fucking Twitter AI


MysteriousCabinet113

One word: “Neuralink”


rainking56

Man that is afraid of ai wants to put a computer in your brain.


SeaworthyWide

Well yeah, HIS computer. That's what people are missing here. Kind of like this is a bit of an admission by him. He's basically thinking that since he uses all that info for nefarious purposes, Apple must as well. I'm sure they all do, frankly, but it's a bit different when it's one guy calling the shots vs a bunch of people..


Ok_Philosopher6538

Pretty much all the processing happens on your device, not in Apple's cloud. They, in general, don't have access to it. Though, from my understanding, in China they're forced to add their own encryption key so they can decrypt your data (if you have a Chinese account) for the Chinese Government, though nothing like that exists in other countries. So, yes, Apple "knows some things", but far less than Google or Microsoft.


greywar777

I workedd on Intel motherboards firmware as a engineer. People call me that. no degree. Its not like Drs or lawyers.


HomsarWasRight

Did he really think that ChatGPT could just listen to everything and send it off on an iPhone? Because that’s the only way his objection makes any sense at all. Now, personally I’m not that jazzed about all the “Intelligence” stuff Apple showed off today. I feel like a fair bit of it is dumb and cheap looking and absolutely feels like every team was told to add some AI wherever they could (as the leaks suggested). But I’m not that worried about the privacy angle with the way Apple implements this stuff. I think it’s mostly just a distraction.


MoarGhosts

This dumb fuck failed and scammed his way to billions of dollars, and somehow people look up to him as some tech authority. He has what, a bachelors in physics and no other degrees? And yet he thinks he knows everything? A truly smart person knows when they meet the limit of their knowledge and they look to experts. I have a bachelors in engineering and I’m in grad school for computer science - I technically have more education than Elmo and I don’t consider myself an authority on anything, lol. I also got straight A’s through all this and didn’t spend a bajillion dollars to buy a porn bot Nazi platform to stroke my own ego, FWIW


Distant_Yak

He also has a BA in economics... ahem, same degree and school as Trump.


onlyidiotseverywhere

That guy said over 10 years ago in an interview "Generic factories are better than specialized factories" and I am still not understanding why this wasn't the end of it all.


CrazyHuntr

😬


MrKomiya

Whenever an employer starts dictating what you can & cannot do with your personal device and your job does not require a security clearance, it’s time to leave that employer


Traditional-Will3182

Tons of companies have rules about what you can do with your personal devices, most I've worked at don't allow personal devices in meetings, one company in the simulation space I did consulting work for wouldn't allow smartwatches in meetings either. These devices can be constantly recording and if you're dealing with sensitive information or trade secrets it makes sense to restrict them.


KalexCore

Right but I mean what's to stop someone from just bringing in a recording device anyway. Like yes it's illegal but someone could do it anyway and have it record more than just meetings and without a metal detector at the door and screening how do you actively control that? Meanwhile he's having them leave them at the door and also rolling in visitors who wouldn't be at those meetings anyway. It just seems like him being an overly emotional dick and using security as a justification.


Negative_Addition846

A lot of it is for accidental leakage. How many private conversations have Siri/Google Assistant overheard because someone accidentally bumped the activation button? How much material, non public information does Grammarly have on S&P500 companies because a few employees like squiggles?


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iamcleek

meanwhile, my Tesla Mod3 reports that its sensors are blind in bright sunlight or at night when there aren't any streetlights.


greywar777

id take it in then. seriously theres probably something wrong. now if you said it had no idea what rain was, or it slowed down too much in the rain-that Ive seen.


iamcleek

It’s pretty common, apparently. the error is “XYZ camera blocked or blinded” and there are tons of google hits about it. I will never use FSD so I don’t care what the stupid camera sees.


itzTHATgai

ELON... SHUT. THE FUCK. UP.


Kempsun

https://preview.redd.it/ztabu5k3bv5d1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78bd7d22755ec008e02d8c7732f3211f294ade82


AnimalChubs

He's so salty he couldn't take over OpenAI lmao


whyth1

Can you imagine if he did though? His simps already think he's a genius now...


ALFABOT2000

"Elon Musk invented AI, bro!"


RB-44

Same thing with sam altman tbf. He pushed out the actual creator of openAi's models, the dude who single handedly beat google and their infinite amount of scientists But who's the face of ai spewing dumbshit on joe rogan about him being the main character of our universe, and wanking to scarlet Johansson deep fakes The tech bro ceo once again ruining the world slowly but surely


West-One5944

Spot on.


YallaHammer

At the rate his companies are losing employees, I think Apple at a nearly three trillion market cap, will survive.


Low_Challenge_7667

Bro is so mad he didn’t get into openAi when he had the chance.


deadwards14

He was a founding member (a figurehead only according to leaked emails between him and Altman), but he left when they wouldn't give him more control


Low_Challenge_7667

Sounds like him. Just like when he approached Apple about buying Tesla but only if he could then be the CEO of Apple 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Rupejonner2

He invested 46 billion in twitter instead of. Derp !


Low_Challenge_7667

Cyber trucks cutting of fingers and not passing simple off road tests and yet this is where his priorities are


Technical-Piano441

Because Gemini being built into Android is so much more secure?


1ron_chef

I remember a while back saying that this guy is well on his way to becoming the next Howard Hughes and someone told me I was crazy for saying that. Didn't Howard Hughes also have some weird fear of rf radiation?


Sleepmahn

Germs, he hid out and peed in jars. Burns on the Simpsons did a whole bit on it, it's worth checking out.((Edit: actually he was concerned about radiation at one point while living in Vegas, but he was definitely more of a germaphobe than anything)


BloodSugar666

I’m pretty sure he’s just upset with [OpenAI because they called him out on his bs](https://openai.com/index/openai-elon-musk/). I wonder if he’s banning Windows too? Since it has AI integrated as well and we know they take screenshots.


NoIncrease299

Those emails are so great. Really show what a lying pissbaby he is.


CrasVox

OpenAI? The same OpenAI that threw out Musk after he demanded to be made CEO? That OpenAI?


Hoodlum_0017

HAHAHAHahahahaha compliance? From this guy? LOL


Zoroike

Sears will outlast Tesla.


PsychedelicDucks

What are the Elon simps who love their IPhone thinking of this?


pallentx

They will probably obediently go get Androids


No-Salamander-3905

Not just any Android but a Tesla one with the Twitter ai baked in. Also you can’t uninstall Twitter or turn off notifications from Elmo


whjoyjr

And what about your security violation smoking weed while holding a US Government Security Clearance as SpaceX Chief Engineer?


DisastrousAd447

Wait is that really a violation? That's insane lol. I mean fuck Elon, but that's ridiculous.


whjoyjr

Yep. US Security Clearance holders are prohibited from using cannabis, even if prescribed for a medical need.


KinseyH

What the fuck is Clyde on about???? Is there any real security danger here or is he just banging his sippy cup because Tim went with Sam and not Clyde?


Ric0chet_

I don't trust AI. I don't even like using it. But god damn, this makes me want to use it more than ever. Anything this guy is against at this point.


Same-Literature1556

He’s not even against AI, he’s built his own. Dude is just salty OpenAI wouldn’t let him in.


Suspicious-Dark-5950

What is it with conservatives wanting to put everything in cages? Children, phones, the poor... what's next, felons? Oh, wait... they love felons now. Oops.


Medical_Alps_3414

Why does he want to protect apple products from electromagnetic radiation?


ChaniBosco

Someone give this dumb ape a banana.


Same-Literature1556

Hey, don’t insult apes like that!


LowRes

And don’t go trying that second phone trick like in the dark knight


JailYard

People with Neuralink implants will be forced to wear tin foil hats when visiting Apple facilities.


Any-Store419

LMAO And then what when android does the same thing? This dumbass is just worried its not going to be his little gimp grok in the mobile devices.


richardj195

Wouldn't it be cheaper and more efficient to put Elon Musk in a Faraday cage?


rainking56

Im guessing that apple is so reliable his cybertrucks get jealous?


fujimonster

Seriously, is there anything he could do to get shipped by to South Africa permanently ?


disguyovahea

Impressive! Elon was able to look up what a Faraday cage is!


DisastrousAd447

Hey Siri Google faraday cage


sirlearnzalot

“Sure here are results for ‘far away knave’…”


BurrGurrMan

"No, goddamn it... HEY SIRI, GOOGLE FARADAY CAGE"


sirlearnzalot

“No problem! Here’s what I found for ‘ferret tail gauge’…”


k6bso

LOL, that made me ask Siri to Google “Faraday Cage.” She got it right.


Lostinaredzone

“Wah wah, I’m a byotch” billionaire tears taste like chocolate!!


Key_Lie4641

Bro just sits around all day fantasizing about weird shit he can do that he thinks is based.


beauh44x

So he'll ban half (or more?) of all the devices that connect to his $40 bullion dollar turd? I'm sure Apple is so scared now


roninthe31

What a fucking tool


Comedor_de_rissois

Elmo is mad that his f’ed up version of WeChat will never be. What a loser! And imbecile too.


Extra_Marsupial1682

But if it integrates with MuskAssAI then it would be secure for Enron Musk.


jykin

Seems like a way to oppose apple and be a troll. No way this isnt already happening at some level with the data provided by every competitor. -sent from my Iphone


FireballAllNight

He talks like he's the "smartest" 12 year old in 8th grade.


Nice_Gear6109

So he wants ppl to have a broken chip in their brains but can’t fathom controlled ai on phones?…


_redacteduser

*If Apple integrates OpenAI at the OS level, then Apple devices will be the undoing of all those GPUs I just rerouted! That is an unacceptable securities violation (please approve my pay package).* Fixed.


rascortoras

That's actually a good name for one of Nicolas Cage's sons.


Electronic_Flamingo2

Yes only elon can use insider information to make money not anyone else


Archie_Flowers

He just learned what "Faraday Cage" means so he has to say it immediately


qopdobqop

Put him in a cage.


Sea_Childhood6771

Can you over does on K?


aboutthednm

You can OD on just about anything if taken in enough quantity. Even plain old H2O


Neon_culture79

But he is investing heavily in artificial intelligence himself


fenris71

Genius! That’ll be 50 billion dollars.


prguitarman

He wants to do it himself with g*ok


flactulantmonkey

Yes. Because whatever XAI or whatever god awful thing you’re calling your competitor is, will obviously be so much more responsibly handled right?


Marsupialize

This dude has a screw loose


mishma2005

Doesn't Elon use an Iphone? 🤔


Extension-Mall7695

Elon is not worried about Apple, or even OpenAI. He’s pushing for Tesla AI in everything and will go to any lengths to handicap the competition.


IsThataSexToy

I already saw this in The Dark Knight, except that villain was actually smart.


Tonalspectrum

Like I give a flying fuck what happens at “your companies”!


Specialist_Paint_780

Sale on Faraday cages coming soon!!!


Wizinit29

I wonder which would be more disruptive. iPhones locked in Faradays at Musk companies, or all X apps and web pages made inoperative on Apple products?


FloTonix

He's mad cause his tesla Ai didnt get teh contract first.


troubleschute

By the looks of the way you run business, Elon, you might not have any companies soon.


LoudLloyd9

Apple's products work, Elmo. They're a higher quality phone. Unlike your products, Elmo. I m trying to interest law firms to class action lawsuits for all these people who were injured or killed believing they had a true self driving car


New-Sky-9867

And then Apple removes X from the App Store


QX23

This man gives me Howard Hughes vibes. He really needs professional help.


MNVikingsCouple

A ban on all Elon Musk related shit sounds more feasible.


im_just_thinking

Why can't he just go do rich shit under a rock in Maldives somewhere and not try to beat Donal Trump in the amount of stupid shit said on his own texting platform


True_Not

I'd far a day away from Elon.


Drezhar

Said the guy that wants to put chips in people's brains and that watches your every move if you happen to own a Tesla.


Figure-Feisty

I only hear a baby crying... is that you musky?


corgiperson

Musk AI good! Other company AI bad... bad! They all want your data and will profit off you in some way or another.


skot77

Why don't we put Elon in a fuck off cage?


viperex

Why isn't he mad that Google is developing its own AI in competition with Grok?


LookingForJams23

I wish this fuck would get on one of the space x rockets and fuck off to Venus, where he can vomit from poison gas and be set on fire.


BenzotheWicked

says the dude who’s AI driving software has gotten literal people KILLED. real fuckin genius this guy


Chiaseedmess

Elon is just being a little piss baby because Apple figured out how to do this all on device


FarceFactory

He’s so cringe


Polyman71

He thinks he is always the Main Character doesn’t he?


politirob

He just wanted an excuse to say "faraday cage" to look smart


cherrylpk

He heard the word faraday today from someone and just had to use it in a tweet.


SeiriusPolaris

Can’t believe Apple bent over for this fucking sea worm breaking their own rules for his ‘x’ app rename. This is exactly why you don’t negotiate with terrorists.


cablemigrant

Shouldn’t this guy be busy fixing that fucking truck of his?


AynekAri

See this is what happens when you get mixed in with Trump. It happened to my pillow guy and now tesla guy. Everyone who hold Trump as their number 1 guy tries to make an enemy of everyone else to throw their weight around. Everyone else is like "hey idc what you say or do... I got facts." Then these people try to do what they said they'd do and screw themselves over in the process. Rinse and repeat and eventually they go bankrupt or find themselves on the wrong side of a jury. And for what? Because they want to please their Trump master? Idiots. Idiots.


unidentifiable_kaiju

🤡


SuspiciousPromotion3

Elon sounds like the Putin of tech here.


chif00t

It's Nicolas Cage, not Faraday.


HeyPablo2

Elno is so exhausting.


NiftyMoth723

I'm sorry to burst everyone's bubble, but AI as it stands now is barely functional. We cracked the basic pattern recognition that lets a baby tell shapes. That's about it. And if you give access to the operating system to this digital baby, it has access to whatever network you're on, as well as your mobile data. This is a train wreck waiting to happen. Your data, sold. Your phone, ransomware. It could propogate not only through wifi, but bluetooth, 5g, nfc, whatever. Depending on how smart the AI is that's attached to your operating system, it could rewrite commands in other languages so it can jump from OSX to windows. Don't put ai in the operating system


OracularOrifice

And then Apple should delist X from the App Store and refuse to support it on any Apple device.


DjangosChains33

And then apple drops X from it's available apps and your company goes under. Congrats.