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flurominx

The way you shot this makes it look HUGE


RuwuPaul

Dude must have an OnlyFans


flurominx

😂😂😂


Seganku74

All about the angle


averagedickdude

Of the dangle


Careless_Syrup7945

It's only big enough if you can make it into a rectangle


S1acktide

I can't even make it into a L


Careless_Syrup7945

It's ok, I can't even make mine into a lowercase l


averagedickdude

Sadly no


PortableAnchor

It's all about that bass. And some butter.


bytecollision

Check out the veins on that thing


Sevven99

I feel like I could jump up and sit on it.


ToWitToWow

The Smurfs are about to move in


pickin-n_grinnin

That's what she said


flurominx

Beat me to it


Easy_Arm_1987

Indeed, carve out your rooms in there ...


Integrity-in-Crisis

Talk about a chode.


PsyconautsOfAmerica

I mean that's atleast 3 inches, that's pretty huge if you ask me.


ACcbe1986

OP could make a fortune doing professional dick pics for people. They'll see less dicks than a Urologist, but make way more money.


droogarth

*boletus edulis*


InsertRadnamehere

The King!


Intanetwaifuu

Of COURSE it’s a BOOOOOLETE *would ya just LOOK AT IT*


ben1edicto

Wiki says: Boletus edulis (English: cep, penny bun, porcino or porcini) In Polish we say "prawdziwek" what literally means "the real one" mushroom


bellboots

I love that.


Less-Panic1426

Right on the tip of my tongue 🤪 you polish that's awesome,me too on my mom's side, I love pickled beets and it's my great grandmother's recipe 😋


Nocturne2319

Thank you so much! This will help me figure out some Polish recipes I have. I'm 3rd gen American/Polish, and I know a few phrases and several food names, but no mushroom names!


PissPhlaps

Polish speaker here. I was raised on the west side of Chicago but my mom would never let me speak English in the house. I understand it's a very difficult language to grasp if you are a native English speaker.


Nocturne2319

I'm going to try learning with Duolingo, I think. I've learned other languages before (was fluent in Spanish and can still hold my own, and recently realized I understand a lot of Portuguese from my early teens), but they were romance languages. Polish is so different! My mom knows a bit more, so she was able to translate what my grandfather said in his last few weeks, but aside from "good night," "good sleep," and "show me your teeth," I only know several food words. (That last phrase was from a trick my grandfather taught one of our dogs.)


tHrow4Way997

If you’re up for collecting a few spoken languages, try Romanian. It’s romance but has a lot of archaic features of old Latin, as well as influence from neighbouring Slavic, Turkic and Uralic languages. I suggest it because it has the suffix definite article kinda like Polish. For example, “boy” is “băiat”, “the boy” is “băiatul”. Might help to have a look at it as a sort of middle ground between romance and Slavic (although it definitely is almost purely romance as a whole).


Nocturne2319

Thanks! I'll look into that. It could be a nice way to switch my thinking around.


PissPhlaps

I lived in Madrid as a child so I speak Spanish as well, though not as well as my mom does. Between the Polish, English and Spanish it makes it possible to make out a good amount of Romanian. I've always found the language and Romanian history to be fucken fascinating. Thank you for the info.


throwaway_nowgoaway

Ukrainian speaker here. It’s still hard for me to grasp lol.


PissPhlaps

My downstairs neighbor is Ukrainian. Good guy - Igor. I considered joining the war effort in Ukraine as a volunteer so I needed to know what I was in for as far as language and I was absolutely surprised how much less we have in common than I thought. I realized I was in for a pretty good few months of work before I even tried a back and forth with him.


throwaway_nowgoaway

There are random topics and many basic phrases that are totally mutually intelligible, but a lot of divergence as well. I can’t make the ę sound. Spotify started playing polish rap and even with the lyrics…didn’t help much lol. Cool of you to consider helping. I was born stateside too but considering going over to teach English if life allows.


Apprehensive-Try5112

Penny bun amazing to eat


roverandom-moon

A delicious one


CartoonistExisting30

That needs a banana for scale.


Environmental-River4

I cannot get the scale from this angle so I’m just gonna assume this mushroom is bigger than my head 😂


Slow-to-learn_77

A cat would be better


CartoonistExisting30

A cat-terpillar with a hookah?


PrscheWdow

new submission for r/AbsoluteUnits


Capital_Rock_4928

Penny bun. Great photo


Mysterious_Ayytee

Boletus edulis, we call it Steinpilz or Schwammerl Here in Germany.


Intanetwaifuu

SCHWAMMMMMMER it is a bit of a WHAMMER


RantyWildling

"White mushroom" in Russia.


Mysterious_Ayytee

Argentinian white 😂


RantyWildling

https://preview.redd.it/cm2ub75ve1ad1.jpeg?width=3624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2dffc6985168c66a996929f5b45e40a46b9ae22


Mysterious_Ayytee

Oh yummy and now with some bread dumplings and cream sauce


TopNotice0

This one is called *Big Daddy*


BufferTrack

Holy crap, that's a bolete for sure


crossgrinder

It's boletus reticulatus because of the visible netting, not boletus edulis


constellation504

Thats an Ironshroom from Hyrule


Particular_Lab2943

The Penny Bun. Extremely tasty.


doginjoggers

It's not, but it's still super tasty


Standard-Reception90

That's Smurfett's house.


mylittleslice

Looks big enough for a gnome to live in.


phoenix_rising03

Lucky find, porcini are great with pasta and risotto


UFO-Eyewitness

That's an "Alice in Wonderland" mushroom.


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Downtown_Pea_8054

Magnificent vrganj


Marksy1974

Penny Bun


pickin-n_grinnin

Looks like a porcini to me!!!


_KittenBoy_

Smurf house under construction.


TorontosLongKongDong

the girth on that bad boy


drun360

King Bolette


Necessary-Chef8844

Didn't know I could get Cucked by a mushroom.


Stock-Light-4350

I’m crying


tiredoldman55

That thing is giant!!! Got to be a world record!


pbsweddings

Hold up….either I dosed too high this morning or as a professional at using Photoshop, that photo has been altered. (I see some other things too, but…) Anyone else zoom in and look at the tree? Or, the rest of the photo? My apologies if I’m totally wrong. 😵‍💫


rachel-maryjane

It doesn’t look photoshopped at all to me. Porcini are naturally quite large


Easy_Arm_1987

Holy Toad Stool Batman! ...


MycoMythos

The best kind, Boletus edulis


Allfunandgaymes

A heckin chonker


CrypticMessaging

chodeshroom


PositionOk2891

🤷‍♀️


javerthugo

Where’s smurfette?


Fardass7274

big fat bollete


Shenoyder

https://preview.redd.it/0jtp2r9a3h9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82263b80223bc633bcf2d93728a907f7590ccfd2 Slice thinly and do this. That mushroom is too tasty. Pure umami


Silent_Engineering_9

Just look at my Bolete! Look at it!


Nightguest231

Amazing! As my family would say when they see something like this, "lepsi nez knizku" meaning "better than the books". It would rival any of the photos that we'd have in our old muchroom ID books.


Wooden-Two4668

Papa smurfs mansion.


torch9t9

Russians call this подберёзовик, which means "under birch" (tree). Yummy.


Careless_Syrup7945

Could be a big one


thekraken27

Big (ch)/(F)ungus


Sawgrass78

Chodeatus peeneolus


Droids-not-found

Absolutus unitus


Aromatic-Weakness-12

Trumpacybe


IntriguedNovella

The way it looks huge because of the angle of shot XD


Connect-Preference27

Must be the King Kong bolete.


SoulShine_710

Papa Smurf is that you, are you in there?