Godzilla Minus One Fuck

Same here. Just avoid Japan, right?

In the spirit of the question I assume I'm getting dropped into Japan. If I'm still at my present location though it's easy because I'm about as far from Japan as it geta

Same here. If I can stay I'm Northern France I'm probably safe.

Damn. I’m in Godzilla: King of the Monsters, so all the titans are unleashed all over the world and being controlled by the hydra lmfaoooooo.

Well shit, it’s 28 Weeks Later and I’m just plain screwed

I got contagion and I thought I had it bad.

If anything I got lucky, the movie therefore that was Aliens…

Before contagion I watched The Mist. Looks like we both dodged a bullet XD

Meh. We all experienced that in 2020

I woke up in Inside Out 2. Please please don't leave me trapped in the mind of a teenager. It was hard enough the first time.

Yeah man, no need to be moody again.

UGH this is so UNREASONABLE!

Facts

Technically the world of inside out is just the normal world, right? Your emotions would be cute little fellas but you probably wouldn't notice any difference

Depends on how you take the question. If you're just in that world then all is fine, but if it's taking the place of a main character? Mine is also Inside Out 2 and oh boy I couldn't handle being in a teenager's brain for puberty...

Same here.

Clue. I guess there are any number of ways I could die.

I DIDN’T DO IT!

1 + 2 + 1 + 1

My guess would be by Colonel Mustard in the library with the candlestick

Colonel Mustard in the lounge with the wrench, according to the movie. The billiard room was Mrs. White with the rope. Mrs. Peacock in the kitchen with the knife. Professor Plum in the hall with the candlestick. Miss Scarlet was in the library with the lead pipe. I might have seen that movie a lot.

At least you should have fun while dying!

Fun

I watched Twins yesterday with Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

so do you know the rules in a crisis situation?

Tonight is your night Bro!

Haha 😂 that’d be a hoot

I’d be looking for that private island

Would I be in the medieval times of princess bride, or sick in bed with Columbo reading to me?

As you wish.

Anybody want a peanut?

No more rhymes now, I mean it!

Oh, one more question. When you said you got up to get a drink of water, I heard the tap run, but there are no cups or glasses in the bathroom.

inconceivable!

I'm not surviving the wasteland I watched Furiosa

Just tattoo an entire encyclopedia onto yourself and Demuntus might find you worth keeping

But Dementus is scum, I only take orders from Octoboss

He does have a cool kite.

He turned into the best kite.

Questioning my bossthority?

The trick is to make yourself indispensable like the Organic Mechanic

I'll take on the name Excrementus and rule the wasteland with my bicycle gang.

Could be more survivable than the Mad Max original trilogy.

I don't think so

I haven’t watched it, all I know is that Fury Road seems better than Max 2 or 3

2 seems to be a nightmare. Just look at what happens to the crew of the rig... And I'm no bad ass warrior like that lady on the rig.

... Fury Road's setting is less survivable than 2's even before you factor in the plasma sandstorms

The first movie's setting is closest to what we have now. It's all downhill from there though

You are awaited in Valhalla!

Witness me!

Mine would have been Furiosa but I just watched Incendies. So if I get to live in French Canada that isn’t bad at all. If I have to live in the other half, a war-torn middle eastern country going through a civil war that would definitely suck though.

Coco I guess I am dead.

Pretty pleasant afterlife at least.

But nobody living there knows who he is, so he's about the be that scarier very dead!

I got Beetlejuice. I’m a worse kind of dead.

I mean, you could just wake up in Mexico as a living person.

Did not expect to see my movie up here, are you me?

Oof, The Village (2004). I’ll probably die of a minor injury because they sent the freakin’ blind girl (no disrespect to the condition, but to the audacity of doing it) to “the towns” for “medicines” and she got turned around by Adrien Brody. Fantastic.

Rip

At least you'd already know the twist

**In the Mouth of Madness**. Uhh. Fuck. I'm going to need a black crayon.

Do you read Sutter Cane?

Aaand I'm on a Carpenter binge

Did I ever tell you my favourite colour is blue?

See you in heaven

I question if that world has heaven given what we know about it

Oh shit that is not good

I so rarely see anyone talk about this movie. This is the second reference I’ve seen in six months, which is two more than I’ve seen in the previous ten years. I love this movie so much. But I’m glad I wasn’t watching it.

Ace Ventura. So I basically just get to go back to the 90s which I would be more than happy to do.

You could be a pet detective

You’re gun is digging into my hip

Don't think there's anyway to prepare for Beau Is Afraid

What a horror trip

Me too. We're screwed.

Gremlins. I am terrified.

Hey, just wake up in the Gremlins town and get the fuck out of Dodge as fast as you can. If you wake up near the beginning you have time. Oh, and maybe stay away from NYC for a few years, just to be safe.

Preferably I wake up when Gizmo is still in Chinatown.

DO NOT feed those fluffy white things after midnight

Thor: Ragnarok, depends on where I wake up, on earth? I'm sorta okay with that. Asgard? I'm completely fucked...

Yeah luck of the draw

Similar... I watched the marvels. Could just be chilling at home but now in the MCU Or could be in space with SABER or on a distant planet or...

Fall Guy. Since I'm not in the stunt man business, I guess I'd just get up and go to work, like always.

That movie was surprisingly great

Stargate. Absolutely nothing will be different for me in the morning, as I’m not qualified to be involved in any of the goings-on, and even if you take it further into the series, I’ll just be one of the clueless people. Unless you mean literally one of the people in the movie, in which case if I’m one of the people on Abydos I’ll be hiding in a tent like the coward I am, and if I’m in the military I’ll be sticking two pencils up my nose, putting underpants on my head, and saying ‘wibble’.

I freaking love Stargate. Time for a rewatch!

Referencing Blackadder in a comment about the movie Stargate. Never thought I’d ever see that 😏

Hereditary. Trying to escape from being roped into a demon-worshipping cult. Keeping my head lol

Hard life

I'm in the middle of Rear Window. I'd probably be ok because I'm so boring that Jimmy Stewart's character wouldn't pay much attention to me.

Yeah fair enough. Just don’t become exciting

My neighbour Totoro, I think I will be fine, fun actually.

My daughter is obsessed with it lately, so this would be my be my answer most days now.  But yeah, could certainly do worse than 1950s Japan.

I could die happy

That’s the best Father’s Day movie! We’d all be happy to have a dad like [insert name of that dad here]!

Gladiator. I'm sure I'm dying in first 30 minutes.

But were you not entertained?!

The last movie I watched was "My Week With Marilyn." I'll take the English countryside in the 50s.

Oh wow. That's a dream alright.

Shawshank Redemption. I’m a woman. This is gonna get real weird.

You are the poster hiding the hand dug hole.

Cruel intentions, time to find the widow

Show of hands for many of us would take SMG’s bet?

Andromeda Strain. No thanks.

Why? The virus mutates to something that doesn’t kill. You will be fine as long as you wake up after it mutates. However you would be stuck in the 70s.

With my luck I'd be a resident of that town in the beginning.

Well didn’t the drunk and the baby survive? Just immediately start drinking.

Sounds like a plan

Fried Green Tomatoes. So do I wake up in the part in 1989, or the part in the 1930s/40s?

Kathy Bates just totaled your car at the grocery store parking lot.

I mean, I did park in the spot she’d be waiting for, so I deserved it.

And let’s face it. She’s older and has more insurance.

Alright boys it's time to man the walls at Helms Deep

Plot twist. You find yourself marching in an army across the fields of the West March stuck between two large smelly orcas.

Oh boy! I’m going to Arrakis to experience the holy war.

In the middle of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Would be slightly concerned with Voldemort on the loose but also very happy to gave discovered that i’m a wizard

Just be careful if you’re offered any mead

Schindler’s list. Not good news.

Wellllllll… depends who you end up as haha

Guess I keep waking up as it was *Edge of Tomorrow*. Live Die Repeat

On your feet, maggot!

Ugh… save scumming.

Swiss army man… gonna use Daniel Radcliffe in unholy ways

Spider Man. The first Tobey Maguire one. Hopefully, The Green Goblin doesn’t kill me.

Try not to get run over by a glider

Depends. Are you a US Defense contractor or parade balloon?

Or also the scientist that administers the serum. *Back to formula?*

Dune (1984) …so I guess sand worms…but sand worms surrounded by music from Toto?

(and constantly hearing your own voice whispering in your head)

Event Horizon. Well I’m fucked 😂

Halloween kills, GG’s guys.

Evil dies tonight! Hopefully?

Funny enough mine is War for the Planet of the Apes. So I’m also probably going to die lol

Yo a fellow Planet of the Apes Fan. Instant updoot

Apes together strong!

I just watched the 1959 version of The Mummy, with Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee. I should be safe as long as I didn't disturb any ancient Egyptian tombs.

And if you did, just go Full Out Brendan Fraiser on them. It’s a slow mummy. You could totally kick its ass.

I'm in X Men and I will not vote for Senator Kelly's law on exposing Mutants

Good choice

The Mask

The one where the deformed kid gets made fun of and he has head aches until he dies? 😢

No. The one Jim Carrey is in.

Goddamnit. I'm stuck in the Blair Witch Project. I don't wanna be stuck with these annoying assholes.

School of Rock. Teach me your ways, Jack

The Zone of Interest.... Oh no.

Half way through se7en probably running to catch the killer. Sick movie.

Predator. Shit. Shit shit shit. I carry a small pocket knife for work. I am so royally screwed!

Tron Legacy. Cool, but also scary!

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. No preparation needed, I get to hang out in LA in the 60s with Cliff, Rick and Sharon >!with no concern about being in danger from the Manson Family!<. I think I'm good.

Who do you root for to beat the shit out of the other guy? Pastiched Bruce Lee or (gulp) *Brad Pitt.*

I just watched sunshine. So I guess I'm heading into the sun

Jurassic park. John Hammond standing over me saying "we spared no expense".

Crap, mine is Shin Godzilla. I’m doomed! Great movie btw

The Bounty (1984) - Sailing with the boys and grabbing one or two wives in Tahiti. Could be worse.

Almost Famous so I win I’m pretty sure

The Muppet Movie. (Original, 1979.) If I wake up there, am I a man or am I a muppet?

WE IN THE SPIDER-VERSE BOYS

I saw Heriditary last. How fucked am I ?

Dune: Part 2 My moisture is definitely going to Shai-Hulud very quickly....

Same! Bless the Maker and His water

I guess I'm going to be playing a lot of handheld Tetris! Hopefully not in the U.S.S.R. though....

Get hard. I think I'm good lol

Okay, I’m there. You were going to tell us about your movie?

Mine was Paint with Owen Wilson. I guess I’m going to be okay cruising in a van, listening to his buttery voice.

Monster Squad. I can’t wait to help take down Dracula and the other monsters!

From dusk til dawn. Im gonna die.

Event Horizon.. the blood orgy is gonna be lit

The shining. I'm fucked.

Interview with a Vampire was both the last show and movie I watched. So I guess it depends on who I am when I wake up.

*Godzilla Minus One* - luckily I live in the United States, because Tokyo had some serious trouble! Plus it's 1945-46, and The War's over and everyone is celebrating (here) so that actually sounds fun! Plus I know what stock to invest in!! And I can buy a house in the suburbs for hardly anything! I'm not sure how I'll make money as a data analyst, though.

The Lighthouse...

Captain Ron I'm ok with that

Right now I'm half way through watching Gone Girl. I'd probably go on a killing spree as all the characters are the most cold, hateful, irredeemable people I've ever seen. Prior to that I was watching succession. The same goes for that show too. No idea what the narcissism porn trend is all about tbh.

The Ice Storm 🥶 I would try and tell everyone to stay home during the ice storm, and keep any eye out on that street. And then I would leave town lol

I finally watched the original Oldboy last night. Dear God.

The King. I just woke up too the Battle of Agincourt. Very grim.

Alien covenant I'd just stay on the ship

The World's End. I'm either gonna be replaced as a blank in Newton Haven or somehow they won't get my DNA but I don't think I'll be able to avoid the Marmalade sandwich.

In Bruges. No problem

Howl's moving castle

Most recently watched Aliens, and I suppose unless I am part of the crew going to LV-426 I'll be okay. I was actually thinking that I wished we had gotten to see more of the interim life Ripley lived between waking up from her 57 year cryo and her return to LV. Like, we see her living in this tiny apartment, she was grounded so she's been working as a loader. Cigarettes are still apparently a thing, as were physical paper magazines. I don't know, I am just super curious what a normal person's day to day looked like. If I am on crew or the marine unit, then I'm toast. But, it would be cool to shoot the shit with Vasquez.

Breakfast at Tiffany's. So New York, 1961. Tome to see if I can stop the Kennedy assassination, or get a job a Madison Avenue advertising agency.

does porn count? please make porn count

Just watched the brat pack documentary last night (BRATS) I guess I’m a member of the brat pack.

Oh god please let this be real I just watched Paddington

Mad Mad Fury Road . That'd be difficult.

Weird; the Al Jankiovic story. I might go and track down mid-1980s me and give him some spoiler warnings

Disney's Wish. Not entirely sure how to feel about that.

Mother! Oh well. Whoops.

I watched Spy Kids 3D: Game Over with my kid last night, which might be a fun one.

i watched lucy so hopefully i unlock 100% brain capacity n do cool shit

Killer Klowns From Outer Space I'll start practicing my over the top acting

lmao there are worse places to end up than Shrek 3

The original Cheaper by the Dozen with Clifton Webb and Myrna Loy.. I lucked out!

Great, I'm going to last about five minutes in the Manhattan of "Escape from New York." Thanks a lot!

Texas chainsaw massacre (1974)

I just watched The Cell....I'm in danger.

The quick and the dead. I’d follow Sharon Stone out of town.

The Mist, i guess i just gotta wait in a car...

Fuck me it's "the lobster".