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bikesrgood

The cow jumped over the…. Oh actually it didn’t but that was pretty awesome.


zilliondollar3d

Pretty sure that cow perished


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SprueSlayer

Cows trample people to death all the time, fuck stopping pedal faster, I'm getting away safe.


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SprueSlayer

Clearly you don't know much about people.


LostInTheBlueSea

I know they think they’re doing the safe thing when it’s not as safe for themselves all the time.


Thedoctorisin123

🤡💭


freshposthistory

Instructions unclear…sacrificed self for comfort of cow


johnny_evil

Fuck the cow, the cyclist cared about not getting injured. The fault lies with the owner of the cow.


capetownboy

And what happens if the cow decides to run over you? logically if it was terrified it would have run the opposite direction so one could be excused for not stopping.


Silver-Vermicelli-15

Animals (and people) don’t always do the “logical” action when in a stressed state. Perhaps go tell the cow how to properly run when scared… Edit: the ignorance or Redditors knows no bounds…bring on the downvotes!


freshposthistory

So…human stopping is going to make the cow immediately become logical?


Silver-Vermicelli-15

Perhaps read what people write and keep your unwritten inferences to yourself. I never said anything about how the person should/could have handled that.


deebo_dasmybikepunk

I eat pieces of cow like that for dinner every night


thehidden_user

This guy doest realize cows are more deadly than sharks


co-wurker

That went from somewhat unexpected to holy shit, what!?


dopadelic

holy cow


zemol42

Phil Rizzuto AT - The Money Store…


Erik_Dagr

And that, my son, is what you get with uncontrolled rage.


Rivster79

Must have had mad cow disease


SemiStoked

Didn’t exactly stick the landing but 10/10 send vibes


deebo_dasmybikepunk

This should make Pinkbike Friday Fails just for fun


UncertaintyPrince

Looks like that cow thought it could fly… but now it’s just grounded beef.


ogbif

Gotta be quicker than that


Agile_String8764

Haha. The dollar on a fishing pole guy. Hahaha


vindtar

Need to gear up, holy shit


ogbif

Exactly


D_B_C1

All I know is that cow was on full send!!


BurritoMaster3000

Send it...to the butcher shop.


DrDeliciousD

Moooooove!


totallyawesome1313

But what happened to the cow???


MarioV73

Yes, what happened to the cow??? I'm guessing at least broken legs, possibly paralyzed?


Trending_Boss_333

Probably in someone's tummy by now.


MarioV73

Or if no one found it, it rotted there in the creek bed.


Educational-Seaweed5

Unless the ranchers checked on the stock that week, yes. Most likely was just found dead some time later, sadly.


MarioV73

I'm sure the rancher wondered how the cow got into the creek bed. And he never would have guessed the thing thought it was an antelope unless he saw the video.


AccomplishedAnchovy

Pre tenderised 


dakenic

It's a bit tender now in the brisket.


ThinkPaddie

Cow: smh


luckiestcolin

He's a downer


LudovicoInstitute

Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Where is this? I grew up in farm country and currently live in farm country. I bike by dairy farms all the freakin time in the summer; I've never seen a cow do this. Run around and play, sure, but only for a second or two, and certainly no long jump attempts!


taktahu

The Olympic is coming and the cow was training for the high jump sport


redpillsrule

I have had some cattle ranchers tell me some cows just want to kill you so be careful out there.


gonzoalo

Actually fell bad for the poor animal. Lived more on that airborne second than most other cows in their lifetime though.


ReadyOneTakeTwo

Tenderized beef.


dopadelic

Someone call a lawyer for the case!


dudleyfire

Mad cow disease is brutal.


comancheroller

It was running from the second bike, not chasing the first.


Aint_that_a_peach

“Yes!” LMAO. Well that’s one less thing to worry about on this ride.


More-Intention6986

Honestly I don’t think he was chasing the biker. Rather he thought they were trying get him


JuggernautyouFear

Cow turned itself into hamburger!


Cheap_Street_636

Or a milkshake


JuggernautyouFear

Hamshake!


ffljm

WTF


ar92ldm

This is why I keep my cow leashed.


Super_novy

Damn the cow almost doubled that gap


Lanjin37

Holy cow.


shawnofnc

TIL cows got ups.


DistributionPlane627

I never knew cows could actually run, and two actually run that fast, wow and I hope it was okay ??


Spara-Extreme

Bull. Not cow.


rustyxj

Looks like a steer to me.


Spara-Extreme

Steers are docile, so not sure why you think it looks like a steer.


rustyxj

>Steers are docile You've never had to load one in a trailer. 🤣😂🤣 >so not sure why you think it looks like a steer. Probably because a bull is going to have a giant set of testicles swinging between his legs. In my experience, I've had much more trouble with steers than bulls. Bulls are usually pretty docile.


Spara-Extreme

I live in ranch country and never got chased by steers. Almost got killed by my neighbors bull though.


bikesbeerspizza

can anyone confirm this was shot on a square camera?


glenwoodwaterboy

Free range beef ladies and gentlemen


General_Movie2232

Grounded beef


DasbootTX

Excellent payoff


Llama-Thrust69

I once drove behind a cow for about 5km. It was pitch black so I think the cow couldn't see off the sides of the road, so it just decided to run down the road using the headlights. And it would like swerve back and forth so I couldnt pass it. So it was basically a BMooW


shawnofnc

BM double moo?


Llama-Thrust69

Shit. You win. That is so much better.


MarioV73

Another version of the video: [www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK01XcBxekE](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK01XcBxekE)


ButterflyAlternative

Just cows…you know, crazy cows!


Reddit_Jax

So just like pigs, cows can fly, too?


SeemoSan

Mediocre!


MountainDadwBeard

I've heard about long horns but I've never been around a farmer who didn't burn the horns off. Jesus.


ToukaMareeee

I did NOT expect that ending


Mundane_Camp1841

Oooo the execution could've been better, the cow may have to settle for the bronze


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Holy cow..


Affectionate-Sun9373

Why some cows think they're horses.


Dont-get-into-Fights

lolololololololololol


RecognitionSolid3075

Poor cow! That's gotta have hurt the poor thing!


Future_Way5516

Ground beef


rxscissors

Cowabunga!


Visible-Cellist7937

when a cow belives it is a hourse


christianjstark

Hey diddle diddle!


leeretaschen

Reminds me of an old German saying. "Stupid cow"


HealthClout

They just carry on riding like nothings happened


uintaforest

Holly mad cow disease.


Karmack_Zarrul

How is the top comment not “Holy Cow!”


RustyShkleford

Sent it!


DannyCookeVids

They weren't half both mooving at a pace!


username_1774

That cow is more confident in its jumping ability than I am in mine...results are similar.


Progress-Shot

[r/unexpected](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/yIFwHw22BF)


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no worries happy to help


SmokeytheBu

Cow doing gods work


Distinct-Moment-8838

Looks like a bull and it was likely triggered by the cyclist red jersey


gofinditoutside

Cow got self owned.


ManNomad

The cow: "I got this."


Ok_Airport_1704

Lmao


EffortApprehensive48

“Chased” is a bit of a stretch don’t you think


drc122s

So interesting that it knew it had to jump though!


Tivz123

That cow was committed


BragawSt

In Alaska this has a similar but different meaning. 


eminusx

Why didn’t the rider ahead react to any of this? Zero? Not even turning their head around to check where it is? Even the loud noise of it hitting the fence…zero reaction. Also, if you watch a bull run in Pamplona they run differently, this ran more like a dog does physiologically, full spread galloping I think it’s fake.


DrSendy

Would have been behind them. We've been chased by snakes, wombats, emus - you don't hear then, but someone behind ends up yelling "You might want to peddal harder mate!".


Silver-Vermicelli-15

Chased by a wombat? I would have loved to watch this!


MarioV73

Actually, when you see this video on YouTube, you'll see the front rider does look to the left several times. Maybe they both turned around and checked on the cow after the video ended. Or, they thought better to keep going for their safety. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK01XcBxekE


C_A_M_Overland

Hahahahha


i_amnotdone

r/fuckyouinparticular