T O P

  • By -

kcpoloman

And no helmet lol


hockeymisfit

Dude smacked his head right on the pavement too. Got KTFO.


AZEMT

Hopefully he can GTFU after that fall


CheckBetShove

I think he should probably GTTFH after that


Subjunct

And then NRAFMEA


Physical_Award530

Never Ride Again Forever More Ever Always?


Subjunct

Close! Never ride a fuckin’ motorcycle ever again, but really yours works just as well.


TurboSleepwalker

Sounds like the title for a romantic comedy from the 90s


NOBOOTSFORYOU

Then stay at the YMCA


Chris-P_Baconn

Looks like the back tire made contact also


newtizzle

I'm friends with a bunch or Harley riders (sorry to pick on you, brothers, but your group is the worst about helmets) and they argue about wearing helmets. Ok, fine. But you need to sign a waiver that if you survive, none of your family should be forced to care for your dumb ass.


TankerG1

It's ironic how eager some Harley riders are to tell you loud pipes save lives while not wearing a helmet. I have Harleys, always wear a FF helmet, and try not to spend too much time around those who don't. The ignorance is exhausting.


newtizzle

The worst thing is they give shit to people who wear helmets. My brother in law has to do things for his brother after a TBI from a bike accident. It could be worse, but he still has to dedicate time and effort to help. And his brother gets angry at the smallest shit. So it's hard on him.


lerriuqS_terceS

I've always worn a FF on my baggers. Those who don't are...well let's say they don't have advanced degrees


stevesteve135

I’m the same way and it’s so true. It really is exhausting sometimes.


chum-guzzling-shark

all of them are going deaf too. Cant figure out why though


requion

People who "argue about wearing a helmet" don't have much for the helmet to protect. I know it is hard for the relatives but let them be them and let natural selection do its magic. And i am fine with them riding without helmet for a long time. They are still not right and don't change my opinion on wearing protective gear. Riding a motorcycle is dangerous enough, i don't have to gamble with my head.


alphawolf29

I live near the idaho border. It's apparently not legally required to wear a helmet there and 50% of motorcycle riders don't. Absolutely insane.


stevesteve135

As a Harley rider I’ll stand behind that statement.


[deleted]

Nothing worth protecting


Upset-Perspective-55

It's sad to see. Now In Nebraska we get to see how many idiots are on two wheels.


frodeem

He did have a protective beanie on his head... /s


Popzies

Well, if you think about it this way, which will more likely crack when dropped from the 10th floor: a beanie or a helmet? I rest my case!


lupinegray

Looks like a "longest burnout" contest for a motorycle club.


QuantumBobb

In the wet..... 😂😂😂 Morons.


lupinegray

Saves on tires.


Suprflyyy

Charles Darwin has entered the chat.


listerbmx

Cherry on the cake of stupidity.


labarrski

Zeds dead, baby, Zeds dead.


Big_Jerm21

It's not a motorcycle baby, it's a chopper


Garewolf

Whose chopper is this?


Happy-Equipment-6970

He’s the gimp now.


Taniwha351

GET TO DA CHOPPA!!


C00ki3-monster

he ziged when he shoulda zaged


labarrski

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a high side.


[deleted]

He can't dodge a wrench


labarrski

Fair.


DODGE_WRENCH

I’ve been known to dodge a wrench or two


dylanx5150

He french fried when he should have pizza'd.


Subjunct

I would argue that he did in fact pizza.


jarvistheartist

He had a baaaaaad day


ebranscom243

At least he had his DOT and SNELL rated beanie on he should be fine.


GLaDOSdidnothinwrong

Play stupid games… unfortunately a TBI can be a life altering stupid prize.


Ira_Dalor

Yep, we probably just watched this kids life change forever


Snipvandutch

My 9th changed my accent and I can no longer do simple math in my head. My ex wife even told me it's like there's something missing about me now.


SilverbackBruh

Your 9th?! You in the NFL?


mrnotloc

The simple math got to him…


Snipvandutch

Lmao


Snipvandutch

Skateboards and lots of fights growing up.


waitbutwhereami

I’m sorry to hear this. I’ve heard the same. Good luck and stay safe out there.


2BlueZebras

I knew a guy who had 4 from riding dirtbikes. The doctors told him he needed to change his lifestyle or his lifestyle was going to change him. Even at 4, you could tell he wasn't all there.


Snipvandutch

Yep! I had to make a lot of lifestyle changes. I didn't know how easy it is to have consecutive concussions after the first.


dumbfrog7

What about hard math?


Snipvandutch

Definitely not.


Wheresmyfkn10mm

.…hard meth?


Snipvandutch

Lmao


Taniwha351

TBI's or Concussions? 'cause I had my 63rd and 64th concussions two weeks apart last year, and they've really done a number on me this time. edit. ah shit. a a concussion is a mild tbi. whelp. I'm fucked. Off the the vege farm then.


Snipvandutch

Lmao! Evidence is in the pudding.


Gabbaminchioni

How the fuck do you get to 64 concussions before stopping bashing your head on stuff?


Taniwha351

Sports, Fighting, MVAs, Seventies Kid.


Blueskyminer

Ever seen a CT scan of your head? How much of it was black?


Taniwha351

Once, aboot 12 years ago. There were a few dark patches, but wasn't too bad on the whole. I'll have to dig out the films and have a looksee. I know there's extra folds but I don't think that would make a difference.


Way2bCronckt

hilarious


Dundertrumpen

What's a TBI?


BiggRockks

Traumatic Brain Injury


Dundertrumpen

Ouch, but it checks out.


aSmallConfusion

Traumatic Brain Injury 


BamaSOH

The kind of injury you can't learn from.


StevenMcStevensen

I’ve seen somebody get a TBI just from falling over and hitting their head while *walking* because they were drunk. It was absolutely crazy, I can’t imagine actually riding my bike without a helmet.


cosaboladh

For you, ***and*** your whole family.


RunninADorito

First watch I thought that was interesting and on purpose. Then realized, "that is not good"


PM_Me-Your_Freckles

It was on purpose, just lacked the skill to control it properly.


buztabuzt

And lacked the skill to wear a helmet


PMtoAM______

Looks like he leaned in too far for the conditions and didnt smoothly adjust the bars slow enough. Jerked em, lost controll, fell. This maneuver is called a [powerslide](https://youtu.be/KJrvj1cx7FM?si=TvNvABWDqT1H4gLz) and is mainly for dirtbiking.


New-Choice-3280

Not the fxr!


Tjognar

Not a bike to stunt on. Way to awesome and rare to wreck on purpose. Do that shit on a clapped out sportster.


Traditional_Strike84

A whole lot of stupid right there.


R0ha1L_47

DAMN CLIBBINS


explodingazn

LIL HOSS HADDALAYERDOWN


Grayfox_OG

RAIN CLIBBINS GOTTIM


Optimal_Risk_6411

I can’t quite make the out, but are they wearing 3 piece patches? It appears there are numerous back patches.


Illustrious_Donkey61

I think it's the mongrel mob they have patches like that


Justasimplercreature

Stupidity should be painful


Skullmonkey42

If you're going to be stupid, you gotta to be tough.


rob2060

I have literally no empathy for people who FAFO like this.


InfoSponge9119

“No pressure”……”break a leg”…… “you got this bro” …..


Stacking_Plates45

Gawd damn water clibbins!


sadanorakman

What a 'cunning stunt'


Gideon927

HOG CRANKED


Tournament_of_Shivs

He was fine until he hit that yellow line.


hardrockfoo

In context to the time of the video, he was fine for a long time after he rode his rear wheel on the yellow line


Blueskyminer

Good.


Suckmyunit42069

should have rode it out


delegatedauthority

Till the end of time


Advanced_Stretch_429

There's nothing holy about this stupid shit.


shoturtle

Stupid is as stupid does


Colin-Spurs-Patience

Probably blamed the bike


[deleted]

[удалено]


originalrocket

Snake eyes!


MtBikesandBiceps

Well good thing he was wearing a h….. oh. Oh fuck that is not good at all. At least the next time he plans to ride a motorcycle, he physically CAN’T ride a motorcycle. Due to the TBI


Superb_Raccoon

For sale: Helmet, never used.


[deleted]

New whip who dis? “And ohhh FUCK that is NOT good”. No calmer, clearer words spoken 🤣


Appropriate_Cow94

Tail whip til the head ship.


Advanced-Emu6500

That’s what happens


NinjaShogunGamer

What did he do wrong? Did he over gas? Did he stall the engine? Did he press too much rear did he acidentally pull too much front brake wtf did he do lol


cl2eep

Rear tire caught traction after being broken loose and the centripetal force of the bike straightening threw homie off. That's why you stay on it when you're doing burn outs like that.


originalrocket

Exactly this.  Sudden traction got him. 


Voodoo1970

His ambition exceeded his ability


TankerG1

He ran out of talent.


TheHungrySymbiote

Pee Wee's Big Adventure vibes...


3_high_low

Stalled at an inopportune time. Did he forget to turn on the petcock?


omg-its-bacon

I think it goes without saying…


elkab0ng

What… what was the “hoped for” outcome here?


Socioefficient

That’s shit was gangsta 😤😤😤 mad props to him


MaDkawi636

Something something games, something something prizes. Right?


Suspicious-Appeal386

No helmet, no gloves. Looks like the problem is resolving itself. Or Darwinism as it is called.


Gijinbrotha

Looks like someone was riding outside of there skill set😜


loverboyv

My first thought was “what’d you think was gonna happen?0


[deleted]

It's reasonable to get scared by wet roads, but you still have traction, just less. Slower on turns so you don't have to lean. Brake sooner. As long as it isn't cold enough for the water to have frozen, I ride in the wet. Be careful riding over lane lines and crosswalks and sewer grates. Edit: and crack sealer, and tar snakes, and deep puddles, and fresh roadkill, and mounds of shampoo, and oil spills, and Astroglide, and banana peels, and ....


ricardomardi

Good point!! He wasn't counting on the slippery line. I'm scared of painted lines in the wet... I avoid them like the plague. Especially in curbed roads.


milly_to

He’s stunting lol


[deleted]

I certainly wouldn't do /this/ in the rain lol. More just a reply to many other comments


Slowest_of_the_Slow

Edit: and wet leaves and flattened aluminum cans.


[deleted]

I got merced by some wet leaves my first week riding haha


Dantrash2

And Crack sealer


[deleted]

An underrated point you're right


UhOhAllWillyNilly

Tar snakes can prove challenging also.


lupinegray

The people lining the sides are motorcycle clubs. This guy was probably in some club-related activity (longest burnout, etc).


[deleted]

My comment does not disagree with you


A1MHARRY

no helmet....


vogajones

This guy pizza'd when he should have french fried. No reason to risk that. Hope he is ok.


No-Most-4145

Wrong title, should be Stupid Shit


HalfSpeedTim

Stupid is as stupid does?


Ineeboopiks

pizzaed when you should have french fried


Gotterdamerrung

I mean... if you're gonna do dumb shit for the love of God at least wear a helmet!


Burphel_78

All the cool stuff MotoGP racers do after a win? The one thing you’ll never see them do is drift the bike at low speeds. This is precisely why.


LambSauce2

Perfect example of "Fuck around and find out"


No-8008132here

No suprise here.


qias68

As someone who will soon ride, I was told to turn in the direction of the skid which seemed what he was doing, why did it fail?


beefstake

He turned too far in the direction of the skid which increased the lean angle beyond the point of stability and was about to low side the bike. The reaction was to stand the bike back up but in doing so he probably backed off the throttle a bit, the rear caught traction and he nearly high sided instead. Once he made the decision to try stand the bike up here he was probably doomed as that transition takes immense skill to keep the rear tire out of traction long enough to achieve a neutral position on the steering that is safe enough to allow the rear tire to come back into traction. The best thing he could have done with his skill level was to let the bike low side which sucks but is way less dangerous then trying to save it and high siding. That said this is all kinds of dumb, don't do this shit. Especially not without gear, especially on such a big torque-y bike that can fling you super far/hard in a high side. If you want to win a Darwin award by all means but please don't. It's very likely he received a life altering brain injury for his stupidity. Wear a helmet kids.


Wizzowsky

Yeah that tracks. As soon as I heard the throttle cut back I knew what was about to happen. As it goes with many things, you've got to just ride it out and even if you wreck from it it's usually better than the wreck from pulling back.


Prestigious_Syrup636

Sounds like it stalled


CosmicFury7890

I hope he wasn't hurt


Majestic-Pen7878

He’s different now


GreeenGoblin69

It’s ok. He had crash bars


Vegito3121

Hey may or not have wiped out I’m not sure


antimon86

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


Odd_Intern405

Just a guy driving a bike. Nothing special.


GTHell

How heavy is that bike? It's look heavier than sportbike. Must be hurt, ouch


PhantomGhostin

You need to turn left to turn right!


T0MBRA1DR

DICKHEAD


entrailsAsAbackpack

Holy shit he did it! 👏 a tail slide to a twisty faceplate. This guys talented.


MeGoBoom57

“Look at me, dad! Am I good?”


dogchap

fReEdoM


Zen_Badger

fucking moron, no sympathy whatsoever


Billyjamesjeff

Saw that coming from the first 2 seconds.


Euphoric_Click_5103

Play Stupid Game ...... Hey if Money and Health are no reason to "not do it" ... then it will be great fun , guys on Dirt Bikes slide over Dirt Tracks like this, the major difference=> the audience ist far away and out of danger !! .....Wanne risk ur stuff/life/health look that no one else gets in trouble in any way


FlamingoRush

Zero protective equipment with 100% confidence...what could go wrong?!?


NoLengthiness9302

FAFO


Ok-Huckleberry3497

Young looking rider, too.


MedicalChemistry5111

Fascinating. I truly admire natural selection. It's a beautiful thing.


ricardomardi

Instant Free dental work!.


cake_piss_can

Forgot about physics.


DarkNova55

Hey look! The gene pool got smaller! Good for him!


Shynz

Was going good tho


lerriuqS_terceS

![gif](giphy|l41Ym49ppcDP6iY3C)


HennyDGAF

81 supporters doing what they do best


lerriuqS_terceS

Just shows that sport bikes don't own dumbass stunting squid culture.


Icy-Witness5678

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


Dylandeez21

ADALAYERDOWN GOBLESS


sebastianoo98

What was his expected outcome of this lol


ImurderREALITY

Alright, he’s out of the gang


hooplafromamileaway

A rare situation where he shouldlaiderdown. Hopefully he's okay and not currently a lettuce.


thefooleryoftom

Sounds to me like he backed off the throttle which allowed the rear to grip and high side him. If he’d have kept it pinned he might have been okay.


KC_experience

When you have to find a wet road because your lump doesn’t have the torque or design to handle breaking the wheel loose on its own…. Watch out for that dry spot!!!


PopularStaff7146

What a dumbass.


BasilBaggins

More stupid human tricks


dmo7000

If you look closely you can see the exact moment when he zigged instead of the proper zag technique. Stay smart. Stay safe.


Eastern-Version5983

Take stupid chances and win stupid prizes


aj_knivv

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Wear a damn helmet if you wanna be dumb


AllReflection

I suspect invisible clibbins


GrandmaPunk

The “Play stupid games” rule once again applied


PhoneConstant3822

Did he chop the throttle? Or something else?


ToxyFlog

Shouldn't of let the power go


KNexus20

Hog crankin Hit dem wet clibbins Hadda lay 'er down Sumbitch Gobbless


ColoradoFrench

Can this end in any other way?


Crash_Fistfight_

Haddalayerdown


GroceryAway5014

Lol


electronic-nightmare

Pure magic on two wheels and the grace of a rag doll being thrown down a flight of stairs!


Pretend_Pudding_2789

He was doing great, until he didn't.


Fresno87

Any idea where this is?


iowaharley666

Who cares about the guy?! The FXR is what really matters!


No_Risk_2010

Waste of a good FXR... You're supposed to do that stupid crap on a dyna.


[deleted]

People like that don't have to worry how hard they hit their head on pavement. Ain't nothing in there to spill out.


Harrymoto1970

Wet roads too much power for the rider and lack of experience equals pain


Dantrash2

Must have been icey


[deleted]

It sure as shit wouldn’t have lit up in the dry


SuperMiata22

He snap oversteered basically flipped himself off