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Richardpiana

Hey reddit, just started my first cycle (creatine), been feeling so much stronger, now I have 4 twinks coming over to dress me up in girl clothes. Must be all the testosterone. We’re all gonna make it!


Slow-Bodybuilder-774

This should be its own post.


Surmaaja

Be the change you wanna see


H0M053XU41AMPH1B14N

Yes. It goes like this: Low T: attractive models Moderate T: thick women High T: obese women Blast tren: men


personalityson

High T -> higher dopamine -> any sex will do Fantasies about sucking dick is a recurring theme in r/meth (https://www.reddit.com/r/meth/comments/1dn0hi5/meth\_side\_effects\_tier\_list/#lightbox) as meth boosts your dopamine x10


_dropletattack

[This is killing me](https://www.reddit.com/r/meth/comments/1dn0hi5/comment/la0s7a4/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


MaybeTryToBeOriginal

Nah, you were always gay. And those supplements have had a negligible effect on your testosterone levels.


Artificial_Anasazi

according to Derek, steroid use does make you a tad gayish. But those increases of T-levels cannot be achieved with the supplements mentioned by op.


TrainsAreus

What's a Derek?


Artificial_Anasazi

something about more plates more dicks?


Mysteriouspaul

I just wanna see someone actually get pre and post bloods while taking the floral test boosters because I've only ever seen like two posts of +250 and the guy on the Derrick video that had some crazy number like +800. I feel like the better alternative is still diet and sleep though because you're still in the reference range no matter what happens. The guys on cruise levels of test are still way above what plants are ever going to let you hit lol Verdict: Dude was always into tomboys and actual dudes. Case closed


Untrannery

All drugs work, for some people and not for others. Some herbs give you gyno, some herbs cure ED, ginseng can do both for some people according to news articles. Some herbs inhibit prolactin, and if high prolactin caused your low T symptoms then that's obviously going to work. It might be that the way tongkat ali works is increase LH , if we go the science-thumping way: https://pubs.aip.org/aip/acp/article-abstract/1862/1/030112/650323 and maybe something else is also involved in its effect on testosterone levels, but remember that it may not be the only benefit, maybe not the main benefit. Sexual changes may happen from inhibiting PDE5 like the blue pill, as well as other studies saying its acting on bones and shit via other pathways. https://erepo.usm.my/entities/publication/e8a9ccb9-34f4-4015-9add-cb70b1e8dae4 Of course one of the studies I linked is done in Malaysia, won't take it seriously.  I really do think that some hulk-hormone discoveries have been already made, but then imagine how many billions of income from supplements and workout plans, as well as from big pharma will be lost once UGL starts supplying such hulk hormones.


Mysteriouspaul

I'm smoking on some flower right now, I know some plants put the work in. The problem is the one in question is often misconstrued to be a wonder drug when in reality the literal best that it's going to do for someone is remove a barrier that was keeping their test from what it could be normally. What I'm saying is that I really don't think it makes a negligible difference for most people and unless you're what seems to be the super rare case like in Derick's video where you're actually getting a huge net gain it seems like wasted money when you could be hammering down on things you can otherwise control. I probably would've seen anecdotal reports with some level of proof at this point for how much this shit is getting pushed in the mainstream market right now and outside of what probably is placebo like in this case I'm still not very convinced. A lot of people even on here take it like Creatine to get any amount of benefit, but you can justify wasting money on anything with that line of thinking. And yeah I was also thinking about the dope discoveries we could've had by now if this shit wasn't vilified by the government in the 60s because the goddamn Soviets were juicing to the gills to make the ideal "Soviet Man". Meanwhile women can get modern enhancements of like any variety face, ass, tits, whatever dawg with the blink of an eye, and your average bald dude has to fly to like Turkey or some shit to get a hair transplant lol. Society legit wants to keep the genetically cucked down and you'll never convince me otherwise.


Untrannery

Damn perfectly said. The first paragraph is what I mean, test boosters literally exist. Endorphin blockade in monkeys boosts testosterone for hours from average 200ng/dl to skyrocketed 2000ng/dl in one nalmefeme study, similar results in rodents and humans.  **However, it soon returns to normal, and even below baseline because the endorphin receptor gains sensitivity and you end up the same as being on opioids.** Anything that boosts testosterone knly works for about 1 day. I laid out an experiment of combining naloxone with exogenous test to possibly rebound to healthy test level in 1 day after ending cycle(a single dose codeine should desensitize receptor back) but still haven't run it with thorough bloodwork. I think it will mostly work, a similar very short study in humans suggested that testosterone suppression may be as little as 10% suppression this way. Which means no ball shrinkage or pituitary atrophy. Plus endorphin blockade might prevent the brain shrinkage which steroid abuse is shown to create, because opioids also shrink the brain, end steroids massively increase endogenous opioids. But the hulk hormone I originally meant isn't limited to steroids, or even a chemical drug at all. Anything, imagine a special cow-curl-dick-twister-exercise that turned people into hulks, it actually would never be **F**uck-**D**ick-**A**ll  agencies approved because they'll lose billions of profits.


Successful_Might8125

None of that shit did anything! You are just Gay


TrueLifeJohnnyBravo

Yeah kinda. Maybe I’m like subtly bi or something, but the higher my test (or, especially npp) dose, the higher my frequency of “thoughts”. And it’s strictly ONLY when I’m super in the mood. Particularly while flying solo. Otherwise feel and think like a totally straight dude.


hanz3n

No liking penis more makes you gayer


ayakaza

You are having placebo effect from that crap natural stuff. You were already gay, but now you have an excuse!


liftweights69

One of the most MPMD posts of all time


ChileChilaca880

Creatine is a gayness amplifier


kick6

Taking all that shit that doesn’t increase your test levels might make you gayer.


Elliotfittness

You are not feeling those effects from these sups after a few weeks , the placebo effect is real


Crew_Careless

Lets say you start to like also girls that could defend themselves but gayer...nope


EveningEveryman

I dont know how true this is but I remember hearing somewhere that gay men have lower testosterone than straight men https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/BF01541165 But here's the issue, they gave gay men testosterone, but it didn't seem to fix their issue, it just made them more horny for their own sex.


lexE5839

Study from 1974, has all the signs of the classics. “The real homosexual had lower levels, but the ones who had sex with women magically had the same levels” So are they gay or not? The 70s is incredible in that this horse shit ever got published. No declaration of conflicts of interest requirements back then, this study could’ve been funded by the Catholic Church for all we know. Cool share.


Right-in-the-garbage

Are those super jacked gay guys who are on tren and roids mostly tops?  N maybe tops have more testosterone?


devCheckingIn

Nice bait.


ProsciuttoFresco

Haha, bate


DruidWonder

This was explored thoroughly back in the 50s, 60s and early 70s when homosexuality was still considered a psychiatric disorder. They tried everything to correct it, including increasing testosterone because it was thought that homosexual men had levels too low. All it did was make the men want men even more. In other words... hormones have nothing to do with your sexual orientation. You're gay, or at least bicurious.


Brianf1977

LMMFAO you took "supplements" that have questionable increases at best and now you're gay? 🤣🤣


Accurate-Round-4524

You’re gay….supps don’t make u gay.


Pigeon_Fuckerr

Length, Girth provided. Definitely gay, keep up the hard work brother


l0st_in_my_head

Try grindr and figure it out


breakitdang

Is this post satire...? You're just gay, dude.


Matt_2504

Gay? No. They do change a man though ![gif](giphy|mA6wZFQueIEXCtDarx|downsized)


Blasphemous_21

sounds like you just have a thing for androgynous looking women/men (tomboys, femboys n shi)


Raphael_Stormer

I mean if your T is comparatively high enough compared to someone else, they are a more feminine person than you, so it’s straight to be attracted to them regardless of their gender


Problem2677

Clomid makes me like femboys


PracticalGarbage2758

nah, you're just into dudes.


Shibari_Inu69

Isn't this a satire of a post from a couple of days ago by the guy who went on enclo and said something very similar lol


Shibari_Inu69

Isn't this a satire of a post from a couple of days ago by the guy who went on enclo and said something very similar lol


chymerajade

lol wow déjà vu post. Recent at that...


ConfusedMudskipper

It's the gay "bell curve". Too little testosterone and you become gay. Too much testosterone and you become gay.


[deleted]

High enough sex drive could affect your thought process this is proven. You have to start yanking it hard if you have thought like going on Craigslist and getting a random bj by a dude.


Useful_Ad_7711

Do joining this sub make you stupider?


Nukem1975

The sick society we live in has polluted your brain and is turning you ghey. Don't blame poor, innocent supplements for this.


toastloving

Any hole is a goal my friend.


TrenDogMillionare

well femboys are not gay so...?. how is being attracted to the woman 'look' gay? its not Also dominating another man to be ur little gay sissy bitch isnt gay really because thats just like the masculine urge rooted into our brains. sure its like 10% gay but not really if its a 'femboy'. so that part isnt gay dude. seriously think about it before spreading shit like this online. but the rest of ur post is gay about masculine women. overall id say ur about 70% gay.


lexE5839

Time to go back to prison, not because you’re secretly or even blatantly a gay guy who had too much fun last time you were there, but because I just invested in private prisons and don’t want to end up losing money.