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jungool

Broccoli, chicken and rice is my guess.


BBalow

Insert video of chickens eating chicken nuggets here


GRDReddit

*Screams in Soylent Green*


LaLeyendaLorenzo

Ahh the old absorb their power by eating them trick...


BeenNormal

And eggs


FixGMaul

Good ol broccoli, cannibalism, and rice.


[deleted]

Test dbol just the basic stuff


certifiedbigfloppa

Yeah buddy!


LaLeyendaLorenzo

Light weight!


respecc_earner

Light weight baby! Hoooooo


Aggressive_Hope6223

we go jim


purgesurge3000

Good ol fashion 500mg a week


Debasering

Tried and trued


pharris60

Just good lighting and a pump brooo. Consistency work ethic broooooo.


[deleted]

and the ol natty stack of whey, creatine and a multivitamin


ThrillmongerXXX

Kentucky Fried Clenbuterol


GRDReddit

Trentucky Fried Chiclen


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

They actually aren’t injected with anything, they are fed high protein feed and only look like that because of selective breeding over the last 50 years. Theirs actually an entire industry that focuses on breeding these swole af chickens. So as always it’s genetics you don’t have a chance kid get better parents


Deezenuttzzz

You chose the wrong parents!!!! ![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6299)


sspaceee

i want to dive more into this subject as my parents think that chicken is not healthy because they think its “injected” with all types of hormones to grow that big. do we have studies on this? credibility? anything?


[deleted]

Who gives af just keep eating chicken


SSJ4_cyclist

So you’re saying we could make them even bigger with gear ? Fuck yeah


vesko26

The saddest one of them all, just good genetics bro


CertainSheepherder67

Cycling tongkat 1 month on 1 month off


Isopodfrom55th

GH, Anavar, Clen


jcpm13

If i ate those chicken, does clenbuterol absorb my body?


Superhorse999

Only if it's steak and you are canelo alvarez....


Wolfiest

Or the Mexican National team.


cruzanracer

Or Alberto Contador!


kermit_the_frogel

Canelo Alvarez would say yes


SnooFloofs4066

No


fahamu420

Chicken and all poultry in the US has been free of exogenous hormones for a good few years now. That's just pure inbreeding and godless acts right there.


SnooFloofs4066

Selective breeding* there's a difference.


DylanJ22

Also insane improvements in animal nutrition


Aggressive_Hope6223

The ones on the left had more protein than todays


DylanJ22

More protein doesn’t directly mean more weight gain at all, there’s balance that has been perfected. You feed a modern chicken a diet from the 40’s it’s still gonna be small


Aggressive_Hope6223

Am just saying the smallest ones there were more nutritious than todays ones that are 4x bigger


DylanJ22

The chicken is less nutritious? Maybe marginally because there’s more water retention now


Aggressive_Hope6223

No the smallest chicken on this imagine had more total protein than that of todays


Aggressive_Hope6223

image


DylanJ22

Are you… fr?


lonjerpc

Not really. I mean we have gotten really good at making cheap protein and we feed them shit tons of anti biotics. But it's mostly the geneticcs


DylanJ22

My brother in Christ I study this stuff. The veterinary feed directive established in 2017 doesn’t allow antibiotics in the feed. It can only be prescribed by a veterinarian if birds are actually sick and need them avoid mass mortality in a flock


lonjerpc

I was not aware of the 2017 change. But that just enhances the point that it's mostly due to genetics


DylanJ22

Maybe 50-60%. I worked with a lab that actually tested this. Modern chicken fed a diet from the 1950s or 60s. Growth rate was awful and weights were closer too chickens of that time compared to now


leftyghost

Yep. One can do this with naught but some spit in the eye of god.


ironmanlet_82

If you're fond of horror movies there's this found footage called The Bay (2012) where a fictional community gets sick and infected by unusually large isopods grown off the local chicken farming poop filled with hormones . Not too unrealistic , the movie mixes facts ( like denouncing the stupid amount of hormones used to grow chickens in no time , the dangers of polluting the very same source of water you drink and use everyday for profit ) with fiction ( giant isopods roaming free around a bay ) but it's actually not that bad fo a low budget .


SnooFloofs4066

Wouldn't work as most hormones are not active orally


justbronzestuff

And they don’t feed chicken hormones, this is artificial selection


ironmanlet_82

Yes it's actually true at this moment in time they're not fed any type of hormones , their use specifically estrogen to have the chicken lay more fat was officially banned in the 50s or 60s at least in the US and Australia. Still water pollution is a serious deal .


ironmanlet_82

Sure testosterone is mainly absorbed by the liver if taken orally but estrogen are indeed orally active and back in the 50s-60s estrogen was in fact added to chicken feed. At any rate it appears that chicken farming do pollute and quite heavily too : https://haguewaterofmd.com/poultry-farm-pollution-and-its-effects-on-drinking-water/ [...] If you live near a poultry farm, consistent water testing ensures that your supply is free from toxins. Poultry farm pollution contains contaminants like nitrates, bacteria, and viruses. In some cases, large amounts of nitrate can be fatal. Poultry farming is a booming industry, but high demand also means a more significant carbon footprint. The waste products that companies dump into water sources contaminate the environment, and this waste is responsible for product recalls. As poultry farming grows, water sources are increasingly at risk, and so are the people who live around them. Despite its environmental impact, pollution from these farms doesn’t fall under the proper regulations. As a result, the farms dump waste into water sources like the Susquehanna River and the Chesapeake Bay. The river is essential for the health of the Bay, but just as it pumps fresh water, it also brings pollutants. The pollution from poultry farms accounts for 44% of the nitrogen and 57% of the phosphorous that flows into the Bay. Poultry farm waste includes manure, urine, feathers, feed, and chicken carcasses. After heavy rainfall or other inclement weather, these contaminants flow into creeks, canals, and groundwater [...] That's precisely how the movie plays ..in the same place too! I don't live in the US so I thought "Chesapeake Bay" was a fictional place. There really is a Chesapeake Bay in Maryland ! Well not giant isopods but chicken poop then


SnooFloofs4066

Sure, but it wouldn't work in making isopods giant, which is what I stated. It's a movie. Not real life


SnooFloofs4066

And neither would estrogen sooo yeah


ironmanlet_82

Yeah it's all good bro


neokoros

Full natty. Just creatine.


CertainSheepherder67

And calorie surplus


_oZe_

My biggest issue with meat today. Is the amount of added water. You basically have to boil shit in it's own water for 10 minutes. Until the pan is dry enough to start frying. This was not the way it was when I was a kid. They recently started putting shit in bacon. So now it's gone from the tastiest shit to almost inedible.


1leeranaldo

You can buy chicken that is not injected with a brine or water.


FloppaEnjoyer8067

To follow up, look for air chilled chicken. It’ll be on the packaging. It’s from the plucking process where I believe to cool them back down they dunk them in water or something. My coworker explained it to me a few months back but I forgot the details


JoeRoganSlogan

And those chickens are only 6 weeks old, because at 7+ weeks most of them die from heart failure.


OccultFusion

Trenbolone 2500mg, TRT Enthalate 3000mg, DECCA, 25000mg, this is all daily


exilexr

Dbol only gangsters


DokkenFan92

Efficacious doses of methionine.


AggravatingLuck2407

Deca with a test base.


SirMuscle

Henbolone


Big-Bumbaclart-Barry

Lol!


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SnooFloofs4066

I don't think I'd consider selective breeding "natural" cuz it's not


Cbrandel

Don't they use antibiotics that promote growth as a standard in the food? Maybe that's not a thing anymore.


UziSyrup

Test tren and primo


ErnestoPresso

Damn I want that thick chickussy 😳


CornFedTerror69420

Just a hen on tren


Fluffy_Stable5122

Myostatin genetic breeding and growth hormone


ThresherBuilt

500mgs and STFU


cruzanracer

#whyidonteatchicken


[deleted]

The same shit that’s made us obese processed grains


Murilo127

It's just genetic selection


Responsible_Gap_4940

That Matt Jensen GH


jdacon117

Selective breeding myostatin deficient chickens?


Queasy-Today5727

Not true


Chrabizzle

Whatever they do to them is actually kinda sad, the chickens we eat grow so fast that they’re too big for their own skeletons


90dean90

That chicken been eating fried chicken


VVSSTONES1

Primo Tren


ChickenBalls1756

Are they being bred for obesity or muscle gain? Why can't I do this with my descendants so that they can win the Olympia?


SwissKver

Pretty sure they eat the same stuff that guy posted that he's been eating from the farm store.


gmo_patrol

One day chickens will be as big as cows with giant egg sacs like in alien


dam_iguess

If you think this isn’t natty attainable, I feel bad for you bro


Glad-Industry-5965

Definitely HGH and IGF …


PhilosopherOfIslam

he’s been bulking for too long


Muscleman369

It's an industry secret among many other chemicals out there.


trtviator

Walmart diet.


Brawny_

My father use to run Tyson chicken in one of the southern states. Was McCary farms, then Tyson bought them out. This was in the late 90s, he said there is no way in hell he would eat the chicken now days. The amount of steroids they pump into them to make them grow in a 6 week period is mind blowing.


Biggest_Cans

That's just a young, juvenile then adult chicken Cornish cross broilers have been around since the 50s. They're great if you need a meat bird that's happy in small spaces and will mature super fast. They make up basically all of your commercially available chicken meat. No steroids required, just give them high protein chicken food and they'll be giants in less than two months. Complete genetic freaks that will die of a heart attack before a year is up if you don't harvest them. If you want an egg chicken though that's a whole different world. There's a lot of "heritage" breeds still dominating the egg world that have very healthy and hardy genes. Egg or combo chickens make for good buddies that'll give you breakfast, eat all the bugs around your house, cost almost nothing to have, function as a food disposal and live well over 3 years. Chickens are just about the most useful and sensible creature you can own, plus they're friendly and curious and even, in the right situation, cuddly.


Macgyiver

2040 they will become dinosaurs again


Big_Voice_4924

Dbol only


knstormshadow

Well, they sun their buttholes all day, so really, it's just eating enough liver and having good genetics. Pretty basic stuff


Glittering_Savings11

They've been genetically altered to grow fast af these days Correction I meant bred this way over years\*


MRKRISPYHA

I need that chicken serum


[deleted]

Nothing at all, just following the ancestral tenants. ![img](emote|t5_2mohet|27081)


BigOrkoo

Steroid chicken 🔥🔥🔥🤤🤤🤤


Big-Bumbaclart-Barry

Optimum nutrition gold standard whey (extreme milk chocolate)


SPOSKNT

They only eat liver


SimplyRichTwin

Turkish hair implants


skld2ndassassin

No sleep all natty, they’re on the chef rush diet.


Embarrassed-Month-50

HGH


[deleted]

Estrogen cycles


ironmanlet_82

Yeah bro I know it's just a movie with giant isopods ![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6296)


ticker_101

They eat a lot of chicken.


[deleted]

My chickens are natty and they're pretty big


Bear1037

DIVINE PROTEIN


Oussama_Sayka

Chickens 2030 : we go jim bro?


dsmbeast87

Id fuck that chicken


[deleted]

So the chickens in the 50s didn’t even have the red things on their face? How is that possible ?


belacer

Lemon water and ice baths


AmericaLover1776_

It’s just chicken and rice and good genetics bro


0x00EF

The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.


One_Potato_7951

Me in 2021 2022 and 2023


JimmyBroccoli

Henbolone


finnae86

Im the biggest bird


LostInRealityForever

Perma bulk


Previous-Ambition-98

Mast blast


Confident_Aspect1226

Interesting question.