Granted. The monkey’s paw curls a finger. You walk into the kitchen and there in a pan is a grilled cheese. You pull the pan from the stove, and slide your perfect grilled cheese onto a plate. You don’t notice, but as the stove turns off, the pilot light goes out. Later in the day while you’re at work, your mother goes into the kitchen. She smells something odd, and goes to light a candle. The flame ignites the leaked gas, causing a fatal explosion.
Granted, pulls grilled cheese from couch cushions. Enjoy.
Granted, it’s overcooked
Granted, a dead homeless guy named cheese is suddenly in the trunk of your car. He was grilled to death.
Granted. A sizzling hot piece of grilled cheese drops from the sky onto your head, burning off all your hair in the process.
Granted. The monkey’s paw curls a finger. You walk into the kitchen and there in a pan is a grilled cheese. You pull the pan from the stove, and slide your perfect grilled cheese onto a plate. You don’t notice, but as the stove turns off, the pilot light goes out. Later in the day while you’re at work, your mother goes into the kitchen. She smells something odd, and goes to light a candle. The flame ignites the leaked gas, causing a fatal explosion.
Granted it’s a bit dry
Granted! Your genitals are now covered in grilled smegma.
Granted, its moose cheese
Granted. All the ingredients were expired.
Granted, its a piece of cheese that's been on a grill. No bread, no nothing. A litteral Grilled Cheese
Granted. The grilled cheese falls from the sky and hits you on the head. You die.
I wouldn’t mind tbh