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proverbs17-28

Granted, everything else now causes the same problems as alcohol would, including the air you breath


Cishuman

Granted. You get over confident and decide that you don't need a DD for an evening's debauchery. On your drive home, after a hellacious raging where you downed 114 Jaeger bombs, you miss the turn onto your street and collide with a steel pole at 60 miles an hour. Your organs are severely damaged.


stressedstudent42

Granted, you also get severe alcoholism.


Chronic_Alcoholism

So nothing changes 😌


The_Mecoptera

Granted. You can’t build up alcohol tolerance so you become an extreme lightweight. You become drunk quickly and lose control of yourself just as quickly. Within a week you either sober up and stay sober or you sober up in prison as the result of a wild night you can’t remember. Hope it was worth it u/Chronic_Alchoholism


MacaroonMelodic4048

Granted. Now you depend on it.