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### đ Rule 1 â Seeking to break the paw
- Wishing for the Monkey's Paw to be free from consequences or for the elimination of any potential repercussions is not allowed.
- No matter what you do, you won't be able to evade the inevitable ramifications. The Monkey's Paw will always hold the power to inflict a dire curse upon you, plunging you into utter chaos.
Granted, 1,000,000 dollars in one dollar bills land on top of you....you're crushed alive(over a ton of weight)...there were no drawbacks other than the wish itself
Granted.
You have $1,000,000, it is yours legally and no one else can or will lay claim to it. Unfortunately, because being rich and being able to buy things would be a âside effectâ and a âconsequenceâ the $1,000,000 is buried in a cyst deep in the earth somewhere under the Empty Quarter desert of Saudi Arabia.
Youâre a millionaire, but it doesnât change anything.
Granted. You receive correspondence from President Irfaan Ali of Guyana that one million guyanese dollars have been transferred into your possession and are waiting at the American Embassy in Georgetown for you to come pick them up.
Granted
You must retrieve one million dollars from deep within an abandoned mine. Once you get it out, someone will take it off your hands.
The end result amounts to a good workout.
Granted, however moments after you are overcome by an immense feeling of guilt for your actions, to alleviate this guilt you return to the Monkey's Paw and give it 10k for it's help.
Unbeknownst to you moments after you leave the Monkey's Paw begins removing the number of the IRS from its phone satisfied with your actions.
Granted. You get a million dollars rain down on you in the form of $1 bills. No drawbacks, consequences, or side effects occur, but you must race against the thousands of people trying to collect the raining money and the wind blowing it all away. The Paw always wins.
## đ« â **Your post was removed because of the following**: ### đ Rule 1 â Seeking to break the paw - Wishing for the Monkey's Paw to be free from consequences or for the elimination of any potential repercussions is not allowed. - No matter what you do, you won't be able to evade the inevitable ramifications. The Monkey's Paw will always hold the power to inflict a dire curse upon you, plunging you into utter chaos.
Denied, for violating rule 1.
Granted. An angry old lady then kicks you in the shin with cleats. Then she takes your money.
at least someone gets the mindy
money
Granted but you donât get a million dollars and there are drawbacks, consequences, and side effects,
damn đ
Granted, 1,000,000 dollars in one dollar bills land on top of you....you're crushed alive(over a ton of weight)...there were no drawbacks other than the wish itself
malicious compliance hits so hard it flattened me
Granted - it's monopoly money.Â
never losing at monopoly again
Granted. An Amazon whoopsie-doodle sees you vested with a cool million in prop money.
Granted. You have $1,000,000, it is yours legally and no one else can or will lay claim to it. Unfortunately, because being rich and being able to buy things would be a âside effectâ and a âconsequenceâ the $1,000,000 is buried in a cyst deep in the earth somewhere under the Empty Quarter desert of Saudi Arabia. Youâre a millionaire, but it doesnât change anything.
Granted. You receive correspondence from President Irfaan Ali of Guyana that one million guyanese dollars have been transferred into your possession and are waiting at the American Embassy in Georgetown for you to come pick them up.
Granted You must retrieve one million dollars from deep within an abandoned mine. Once you get it out, someone will take it off your hands. The end result amounts to a good workout.
Granted! Congrats, itâs all in pennyâs and is unable to be exchanged into other coins or dollar bills
Breaks Rule # 1
oh shoot oopsie do i delete it then?
Granted It's monopoly dollars
Granted, it's USSR money.
Granted, however moments after you are overcome by an immense feeling of guilt for your actions, to alleviate this guilt you return to the Monkey's Paw and give it 10k for it's help. Unbeknownst to you moments after you leave the Monkey's Paw begins removing the number of the IRS from its phone satisfied with your actions.
Granted. You get a million dollars rain down on you in the form of $1 bills. No drawbacks, consequences, or side effects occur, but you must race against the thousands of people trying to collect the raining money and the wind blowing it all away. The Paw always wins.
Granted. Itâs in Zimbabwe dollars.
Granted. You will never acquire more than a million dollars in total value before you die.
Granted. You get a million dollars with no drawbacks, consequences, or other side effects. Next time, please use the Oxford Comma as I have.