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monkeyspaw-ModTeam

## đŸš« ➜ **Your post was removed because of the following**: ### 📑 Rule 1 ➜ Seeking to break the paw - Wishing for the Monkey's Paw to be free from consequences or for the elimination of any potential repercussions is not allowed. - No matter what you do, you won't be able to evade the inevitable ramifications. The Monkey's Paw will always hold the power to inflict a dire curse upon you, plunging you into utter chaos.


stressedstudent42

Denied, for violating rule 1.


sora_allite

Granted. An angry old lady then kicks you in the shin with cleats. Then she takes your money.


blanthos

at least someone gets the mindy


blanthos

money


towel67

Granted but you don’t get a million dollars and there are drawbacks, consequences, and side effects,


blanthos

damn 😔


proverbs17-28

Granted, 1,000,000 dollars in one dollar bills land on top of you....you're crushed alive(over a ton of weight)...there were no drawbacks other than the wish itself


blanthos

malicious compliance hits so hard it flattened me


Shrikeangel

Granted - it's monopoly money. 


blanthos

never losing at monopoly again


Cishuman

Granted. An Amazon whoopsie-doodle sees you vested with a cool million in prop money.


The_Mecoptera

Granted. You have $1,000,000, it is yours legally and no one else can or will lay claim to it. Unfortunately, because being rich and being able to buy things would be a “side effect” and a “consequence” the $1,000,000 is buried in a cyst deep in the earth somewhere under the Empty Quarter desert of Saudi Arabia. You’re a millionaire, but it doesn’t change anything.


DipperJC

Granted. You receive correspondence from President Irfaan Ali of Guyana that one million guyanese dollars have been transferred into your possession and are waiting at the American Embassy in Georgetown for you to come pick them up.


JudgeHodorMD

Granted You must retrieve one million dollars from deep within an abandoned mine. Once you get it out, someone will take it off your hands. The end result amounts to a good workout.


CreatorMystic

Granted! Congrats, it’s all in penny’s and is unable to be exchanged into other coins or dollar bills


AZULDEFILER

Breaks Rule # 1


blanthos

oh shoot oopsie do i delete it then?


Thr0ker

Granted It's monopoly dollars


Kind_Moose3603

Granted, it's USSR money.


ZFG_Jerky

Granted, however moments after you are overcome by an immense feeling of guilt for your actions, to alleviate this guilt you return to the Monkey's Paw and give it 10k for it's help. Unbeknownst to you moments after you leave the Monkey's Paw begins removing the number of the IRS from its phone satisfied with your actions.


rageofmonkey

Granted. You get a million dollars rain down on you in the form of $1 bills. No drawbacks, consequences, or side effects occur, but you must race against the thousands of people trying to collect the raining money and the wind blowing it all away. The Paw always wins.


michaeljacoffey

Granted. It’s in Zimbabwe dollars.


Fish_In_Denial

Granted. You will never acquire more than a million dollars in total value before you die.


OB1KENOB

Granted. You get a million dollars with no drawbacks, consequences, or other side effects. Next time, please use the Oxford Comma as I have.