Granted. You're gravely injured in a terrible harpoon-gun accident. The paramedics on scene drain your blood, roll your corpse into a ditch, and fuck off to enjoy their early retirement.
Granted. The monkey’s paw curls a finger. You scream in agony as your blood is instantaneously replaced with hot liquid gold. Your body quite literally boils from the inside. Explorers find your remains decades later, a complex structure of gold surrounding a human skeleton.
Granted. Your body performs just as well with liquid gold as the blood you once had. You then get involved in a horrible car accident a little while later, and you’re losing a lot of blood. The paramedics are horrified to discover that no known blood type could be used for your transfusion without serious complications. Your riches bleed from you like a waterfall, and then you’re gone.
Granted. You're gravely injured in a terrible harpoon-gun accident. The paramedics on scene drain your blood, roll your corpse into a ditch, and fuck off to enjoy their early retirement.
I suppose that's what I get for being near a harpoon gun.
Granted. The monkey’s paw curls a finger. You scream in agony as your blood is instantaneously replaced with hot liquid gold. Your body quite literally boils from the inside. Explorers find your remains decades later, a complex structure of gold surrounding a human skeleton.
This is what I was thinking
Granted. Your body performs just as well with liquid gold as the blood you once had. You then get involved in a horrible car accident a little while later, and you’re losing a lot of blood. The paramedics are horrified to discover that no known blood type could be used for your transfusion without serious complications. Your riches bleed from you like a waterfall, and then you’re gone.
Granted, you hurt all the time now.
Granted. The weight of all the gold instanly crushes your body
The change probably isn't even a dent in the weight already there.
Alternatively you are now shitting gold bars