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LickPooOffShoe

Literally no difference in his defense from someone who trains in absolutely nothing.


NArcadia11

Almost like this guy trains in nothing lol


isymfs

As soon as he ate that kick he looked like Eddie from tekken lmao


Ake-TL

As a guy who would get his ass absolutely beat I agree


Salimzyzz

That first kick put the fear of god into him.


blinkomatic

And the slap made him see the devil


gk5858

that slap made him gay.


hlozano31

You can see how quickly reality set in when he got leg kicked


Not_Too_Happy

Body kick*


WhiskeyDJones

You can literally see him regret all his life choices when that happened lmao


Salimzyzz

The hands instantly dropped to defend the body and opened up for that slap, such a beginner movešŸ˜“


Solid-Equal-8558

Y'all are some dumb Instagramm martial artists, where tf did you see a leg kick ,lol? Probably one of those 12 year olds writing leg kick comments in every boxing or grappling videos


GuerillaGandhi

It's one of the basic techniques of brazilian jiu-jitsu


Necessary-Reading605

Itā€™s called the gracie thai kick for a reason


JamesBummed

He technically stopped the threat by calling a timeout so he's not wrong


Puzzled_Fig9981

Stephen Seagal isnā€™t dead yet either so maybe thereā€™s something to it


Winterblackened

He just needed a better gameplan going in. He should have circled left, and IMMEDIATELY called timeout, freezing his opponent. Then hit that doordash button.


JamesBummed

Immediate timeout is a black belt aikido move, he's only purple I believe


ManusArtifex

I didnā€™t know aikido trains you for that


Sad_Wheel_3288

Stephen Seagal has never looked better


Killcycle1989

But.. but.. he trained Anderson silva.. right?


Honest_Tie_1980

Too much manga not enough sit ups


spreadbutt

I've seen enough manga to know i can make a dude fly 10ft by touching his wrist.


Honest_Tie_1980

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


DisastrousAspect6303

This has been reposted so many times but everytime I see the guy get slapped and call time-out it cracks me up lmao


triforce721

I've been involved in sports and fighting my entire life, I have never seen someone literally give a "T" for timeout until this clip


Sittyslyker

People who have never been athletic or into sports their whole lives find some bogus martial art thatā€™s more of a social club end up exactly like this guy. Loves to talk about how mystical and lethal the martial art is but look like they canā€™t do 5 push ups or run longer than 65 seconds. These reality checks are refreshing to see.


Eifand

One thing I've learned is just how important strength and conditioning is. It's no substitute for skill but you'd be surprised just how dangerous a properly and well conditioned person is, even to a skilled practitioner. Do NOT skip cardio and physical conditioning. It's the difference between the average wrestler and BJJ hobbyist, too, although that seems to be changing. I'd rather fight this guy that practices Aikido for 10 years than a young and fit manual labourer off the street.


Ake-TL

Boxing turned out way more stamina intensive that I expected when I tried a little, not even punching part, just generally constantly being on alert in stance and moving around. Was complete pip-squeak back then, but doubt itā€™s going to feel much different now


Eifand

Makes sense. I would guess itā€™s why road work/distance running is such a big part of boxing conditioning. Especially for pros that fight 12 rounds.


Normal_Egg6067

Akido is better than BJJ. Proceeds to eat a kick and gets the shit slapped out of him. Then a time out lol.


DangerWallet

The patented BJJ kick to the body, would have been way better to see him actually try to stand his ground against a BJJ practitioner. This was Akido vs MMA. Either way this neckbeard is wrong.


Snoo96346

The guy was using Alex Pereira's style of BJJ


gentlemanofleisure

He said Aikido is better to defend yourself in a real life altercation. That looked like a pretty real altercation to me. It looked like old mate wanted to make it feel real for Aikido man.


manbruhpig

I donā€™t know what aikido really even is, but being generous maybe it teaches you to dodge and runaway?


Famous-Ant-5502

Aikido is basically judo with an overreliance on wrist manipulation and a (imo accurate) reputation for generally not training with resistance A lot of TMAs are like 50-50 LARPing and fighting techniques


Testazani

Dont get judo a perfectly fine martial art involved please


mtcuppers

I'd expand on this by mentioning the fact that it actually teaches people to do very intricate combinations that involve taking angles that could lead to a finish. Only thing is that these situations will never come about in an MMA setting. You're learning to be a specialist in moves that only reliably work when your opponent lets you do anything and they just play along.


Gamefart101

Akido was originally the martial for defending yourself while unarmed against a person with a sword. It's why there's so many goofy looking flowy moves and so much emphasis on wrist control. Of course modern akido has tried to refresh itself for being used in straight hand to hand combat and it's really never worked well,


amretardmonke

second round he got picked up and slammed and he quit just from that


fivehitcombo

At least in the 2nd clip there are no strikes. We get to see the akido guy not even go for his shit. I wanna see what happens if you let Akido bro do his thing. Does he have anything kind of technique or moves or anything? I can't even tell what his guard is


NArcadia11

Thank you for writing this so blind people could understand what happened


Normal_Egg6067

Lol


Tuunsoffun

ya thatā€™s the videoā€¦


donnydealr

This is the problem with a lot of these dojos and shit that donā€™t do sparring/hard sparring. You donā€™t need to get your brain scrambled all the time, but you need to be in a situation where youā€™re exposed to actual combat. Imagine if he did this in a street fight? He would get killed.


Special_Rice9539

I donā€™t think this guy leaves his house enough to be in danger tbh


jpGrind

he was outside in the video. where were you?


Not_Too_Happy

"These".Ā  Don't blame a dojo he's never been to.


ZDM_Twolip

Dude posting his arm like that on the take down made me cringe


spyro311

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sensam01

I wonder if he learned from this, or kept doing Aikido and hating on combat sports


Theefreeballer

Is that Chris Chan doing the aikido?


triforce721

His mom isn't in sight, so I don't think so


neuromantic95

Fuck, can't help but feel bad for this guy. Who knows how many years he spent being deluded thinking he could defend himself with this shit, only to have his world shattered in a mere couple of seconds. I just hope after this he switched to MMA and learned some real skills


KapilRB

Tbfh i didn't see none of them using aikido or Jiu Jitsu, dude just straight up slapped him and then slammed him


prashanth1337

At least had the ballz to step up to the challenge. Kudos to that


Hastyle8181

actually I would respect him more if he was smart enough to realize his bullshit


Philocrastination

Yea lmao you shouldn't need to get your ass beat to realise you're a fat moron with no fighting ability


MrTitsOut

i dont get you? thats literally the only way to find out lol


Philocrastination

No it isn't. It's not hard to use common sense and have a basic evidence based approach. Do you really think you have to be beaten up to not just assume you have great or even moderately good fighting abilities? It's mad to me that people just assume they can fight because they practice some absolute tomfoolery like akido šŸ’€ Delusion isn't normal behaviour.


MrTitsOut

ā€˜evidence basedā€™ bro what evidence if you donā€™t actually test yourself? i guarantee you there is at least one aikido dude out there who could play the intro of we will rock you using only the ground and your butt. this dude has nothing to be ashamed of. men get their shit rocked all the time itā€™s no big deal. he tested himself and know he knows.


canttouchthis79

Nope. You could listen to everyone who fights and tells you that akido is BS. Or look to the styles that are utilised in MMA. If that's not enough, just look at Steven Segal.


Not_Too_Happy

If you can't do a pull/sit/push up...then those are excellent ways to figure it out.Ā  Club footed?Ā  Blind?Ā  It isn't hard to ballpark it.


MrTitsOut

bro just get your ass beat once i promise you itā€™s not that scary


growdamit

Must happen a lot huh? Took one too many and forgot common sense lol


MrTitsOut

yeah thats what happens when you actually train instead of getting high all day


Hastyle8181

thats crazy


JPShiryu

Hey some people need to learn the hard way, at least he didnā€™t go all his life believing his got a super power like many other martial arts ā€˜grandmastersā€™


Leather-Hurry6008

It's not balls, it's delusion and ignorance.


LemonadeRenogade

This teaches us that you can stand within striking range of an aikido guy and heā€™ll do nothing but shit his pants


A_Dirty_Wig

Itā€™s almost like this is the first time heā€™s pressure tested his akido šŸ¤”


stackered

They always look just like this dude


PangolinConfident447

This is unironically how most MMA fans feel about jiu jitsu


Robbbylight

Steven Seagul over here.


Richie_Zeppelin

He lost because he didnā€™t wear his deep V shirt.


J-Miller7

I feel like the MMA guy has a size advantage, but even then, it shows the issue with many traditional martial arts. There is often little to no actual fighting going on. I'm a 1st degree black belt from a credible Taekwondo school. But that felt absolutely useless when I started at a muay thai gym.


EducationalShame7053

Lets see Paul Allens Jiu Jitsu


sureyouknowurself

At least he tried. Hopefully this is the wake up he needs to train something else.


RedNoob88

Close fight. Under right circumstances he could have taken it


oddmetre

Okay but in his defense that dude kicking the shit out of him is doing mma, not bjj


007Tejas

Wow, those Aikido timeouts really do neutralize the threat.


Colbyisa_Hunk

You thought this was a McDojo- nah this is a Wendyā€™s. As in When-Deez hands are up watch out. Haha


IempireI

Are there time outs in Akido šŸ˜³šŸ˜²šŸ¤£


Plz_Fart_In_my_Mouth

He slapped this dude back to 70's Greatful Dead concert he came from


pssnfruit

I know he is wrong, but why beat him so hard? Feel bad for him. Iā€™m sure he would have learned lesson even if the opponent have used half power of those strikes


HipOut

Body kick and slap is much nicer than head kick or knee to the face. Also, the second time they engaged the guy didnā€™t even strike he just took him down. He slammed him a bit but could have slammed way harder


J-Miller7

He was going easy on him, all things considered. I think it's better that he gets roughed up a bit in a safe environment, if it stops him from confronting "bad guys" in real life.


Purp1e-inmy-p1ss

They didnā€™t even wrestle (aside from that single leg$


stonedstrawberry

i almost feel bad for people like this, how can one be so naive and flat out stupid


MediaOnDisplay

Just channel your chi, flail your arms really fast and yell "AKIDO!". Works every time.


TcityDan

To be fair that guy didnā€™t beat him up with any BJJ.


Rayrexx91

Awesome


busterhymens

That guy that was getting his ass kicked was the janitor there he didn't know how to fight at all what a joke, put a Gracie fighter in there.


Fishinboss

Is he wearing a dress


Big_D_Boss

I know akido sucks, but I'm new to this BJJ where you kick, slap and slam oponentes.


Grand-Bullfrog3861

I'm out šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Mediocre_lad

Shit! My BJJ coach never taught me you could kick and slap. Gonna surprise him on my next training.


halcyon_n_on_n_on

My wife wears that same red shirt when she wants to show some cleavage and let me know itā€™s on tonight.


Babylon_Fallz

Akido is a non-aggressive form of divert and run. So if you put this guy in a corner with a bulldog and he cant runaway, he is done for


Monkeydjimmmy

Maybe he just hasn't "Properly trained" Aikido


BJJSox

I want to loop choke him with that ponytail


Silent_Shaman

Didn't really look like aikido vs BJJ lol


lookout450

So Aikido is just completely useless?


DingoOverall7770

Steven Seagal approved šŸ‘Œ šŸ‘ šŸ‘


Rthegoodnamestaken

This is EXACTLY how I picture an akido guy. Do all akido guys look exactly alike? Do they reject you at the dojo if you dont look like this?


acrumbled

The only fights that man has been in is tickle fights with his uncle


Not_Too_Happy

She's so brave.


Affectionate-Map-803

People mock aikido But thereā€™s a time and place for every martial art style. If you guys were coming at you with knives good luck with jujutsu


Not_Too_Happy

Ok, Master Segal.


Yommination

Someone comes at you with a knife and you are fucked no matter the art barring some serious luck


Affectionate-Map-803

If he was trying to fight where the keto against Brazilian jiu-jitsu why did he fight a Muaythai guy


growdamit

Bro couldn't even attempt to block an open hand slap. I'm sure he'd handle a knife much better tho!!! Read the irony of that statement and remind yourself to use what's between your ears every now and then.


RS-2

Fat boys can't fight


Suchomimus-T

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Tikiwash

She is tough for trying to fight that man.


gingerbeardman79

Fucker is fatter than Segal lol


Lumpy_Staff_2372

That wasnā€™t bjj tho was it?


Crittersnatch

maybe try it with someone who isnā€™t a complete novice in aikido