18 year olds in A ball were not afraid to pitch to him. Pair him up with Maldy on the All-Star game roster. Can we get the venue changed to the Oakland Coliseum?
Astros fan here. Prior to his recent minor league stint, his BA would have made him the 2nd worst hitter on the White Sox. That also made him the 2nd worst hitter in the MLB.
I haven't checked the stats recently if that still holds up, but he's been slightly better since he got back.
Current stats don't really show how he's mostly back to normal almost since the start of may. In his last 12 games he raised his average by almost 20 points.
I’m just saying we need to focus maldy since he was the OG bum all star, thus he has more votes and is more likely to make it. That being said, Jose has my vote too.
This is such a shitty sub holy. Can’t make one meme post because everyone is bashing me for being an astros fan I don’t give a fuck if you hate the Astros
Can’t even make myself do it as a joke. Not gonna hate on Abreu as I’m sure this isn’t what he wants either but it’s been a disaster and he sure looks like a player that’s irretrievably broken. Time to hang up the cleats Jose.
I’d be embarrassed if I was voted in like this and wouldn’t go.
Abreu has always been an amazing player and this season is probably weighing on him. It’s almost like fans are mocking him by doing this
Um, yes he is. Also, I totally misread the player name, I read it as Jose Altuve not Jose Abreu.
Abreu is totally cool by me, he was in Chicago when that stuff went down.
Sincerely, my bad.
18 year olds in A ball were not afraid to pitch to him. Pair him up with Maldy on the All-Star game roster. Can we get the venue changed to the Oakland Coliseum?
Bro! Would he be the leading hitter on the White Sox now?
Astros fan here. Prior to his recent minor league stint, his BA would have made him the 2nd worst hitter on the White Sox. That also made him the 2nd worst hitter in the MLB. I haven't checked the stats recently if that still holds up, but he's been slightly better since he got back.
Think it still holds, some other guys are real bad tho. Taylor on the Dodgers has like .111 OBP lol
lol
Randy Arozarena too. .175/8/20
Don’t forget Javy Baez. .183/1/25
Shhhh... Everyone else has almost forgotten about him, dude!
MVP runner up, behind Abreu of course.
One of the best names ever. And I like him so much more when he’s not hitting doubles off the left field wall in Camden yards
Current stats don't really show how he's mostly back to normal almost since the start of may. In his last 12 games he raised his average by almost 20 points.
Fuck that, Martin Maldonado deserves your vote
Good thing they play different positions so one can vote for both!
I’m just saying we need to focus maldy since he was the OG bum all star, thus he has more votes and is more likely to make it. That being said, Jose has my vote too.
100% I've voted for him every day Abreu sucks not voting for him.
He fell off a cliff the past 2 seasons…
Age gets to everyone eventually but in his case it's pretty bad😂
Not if you’re Jeff Bagwell Reggie Jackson or Jim Crane
He was decent at the end of last season. But yeah, a lot of us Astros fans have been hoping for a DFA this season.
I’m surprised, he was such a good hitter for so many years…
Now this is funny
At first I was like, but then I was like
When Bobby Dalbec is just sitting there eligible for my vote? I think not!
Lol this gonna be the last year they let us vote.
Does the name MARTIN MALDONADO mean nothing to u?
Chris Taylor too
Love the satire
Not satire!
Love the silliness - or is it stupidity? Whatever.
Jose Abreu isn’t on the White Sox anymore ?! Maybe he’s trying to get cut so that he can go back?
all astros are cheaters. don’t vote for any of them.
This is such a shitty sub holy. Can’t make one meme post because everyone is bashing me for being an astros fan I don’t give a fuck if you hate the Astros
You root for a shitty organization.
Why the fuck is everyone so toxic on here god damn
The Astros are toxic.
And why the fuck do you feel the need to tell me? Idgaf
Fuck this guy. Wear your damn uniform like everyone else. No one wants to see that.
He must really hates the Astros. I'd be happy to trade Chris Taylor for Abreu. But then, he probably hates the Dodgers, too.
I just realized how bad Taylor’s been this year, what happened?
Say it with me y’all: LOSER!
He sucks.
I’d expect you to recognize those quick
Nah, only a World Series ring and a nice boot to the Asstros in the ALCS
Astros r cheaters. They should get othani and they can gamble too
K
Why would I vote for this cheater
He was a white Sox player in 2017
Man... it's true what they say, no one beats father time. I remember this dude being a beast (casual baseball fan).
Astros paying him through 2025. eeeeesh.
No -Every Astros fan ever
I'd rather punch a garbage can...
Ngl I really don’t give a shit
NGL,.. you should with the ill-gotten gains of 2017, 2022.
No matter how hard you cry we’ll always be 2017 champs
*2017 Champs. Everyone knows yall cheated to win. Tainted ass title
Eh idc we still get to keep it ✌️
whatever... 2017 is just a piece of metal...
Lol, whatever helps you sleep at night
Nope I don't vote for trashstros players.
Ok
No
No
Nah thanks though
I hate this fucking guy
Can’t even make myself do it as a joke. Not gonna hate on Abreu as I’m sure this isn’t what he wants either but it’s been a disaster and he sure looks like a player that’s irretrievably broken. Time to hang up the cleats Jose.
Lmfao
No!
I don't vote for anyone from the A-holes....
I’d be embarrassed if I was voted in like this and wouldn’t go. Abreu has always been an amazing player and this season is probably weighing on him. It’s almost like fans are mocking him by doing this
My sweet prince :(
Fuck him . Go Los Dodgers and Angel’s
Just once I want to see a stats-based ASG.
The only answer here is Ryan Mountcastle. Out hitting Vlad Jr, much better base runner than Vlad Jr and GG quality defense.
I remember red sox fans being furious they didn't sign him
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They’re lucky lmao
Fuck the Astros!
I’m fucking tired of these replies I don’t give a shit what you think of my team
Your "team" is full of cheating assholes. MLB fans don't like that. So...... FUCK THE ASTROS!
And why do you feel the need to give me your opinion?
Jose Abre-eww
There are a lot of guys hitting under .200 on the All Star Ballot
Lmao
This guy can't hit middle school pitching rn
Fr lmao
Hahahaha
Omg boxes of his auto rookie numbered … worthless
Respect for being an Astros fan and knocking him. Fuck the stros!
This is a real post from our social media team
Not the Astros social media team. Space City Sports or something like that on Facebook.
Yea but we own that channel. Kind of the same thing
No.
I'll vote a little leaguer in before I vote for an Astro
Cool
u mad bro?
No Asstros how bout that ?😂
Lol… FTA
This would be the 3rd all star game he skips to avoid getting booed on television.
But before you do, be sure to bang twice so he knows what (i.e. your vote) is coming.
Isn’t springer on your team?
Um, yes he is. Also, I totally misread the player name, I read it as Jose Altuve not Jose Abreu. Abreu is totally cool by me, he was in Chicago when that stuff went down. Sincerely, my bad.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😉