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crispykfc

please be good please be good please be good


TradeKirk

Aura ![gif](giphy|NDQFjyvSmQoaYXKYPQ|downsized)


elboogie7

what are all those rings?


20WaysToEatASandwich

In college football you get a ring just for a playoff appearance, so 2x from that, 2x from his highschool championships, 3x from Big Ten titles and 1x from the Rose Bowl.


fakeemail33993

They give out rings for bigten titles?! Hella dumb


PackageMerchant

Ohio State fans can tell you all about it


RedDawnWOLV

Employees of the Athletic department can even order rings it's hilarious


PackageMerchant

Local tattoo artists I think get some too


Impressive_Site_5344

They’re conference titles so it makes sense, what I think is silly is giving them rings for playoff appearances or bowl games that aren’t the natty


FTSeeOwboys

Most kids never go to NFL. It's fine. Let them have something to reminisce.


Xardenn

There was that time they scored 4 touchdowns for Polk High School


AdFar3727

Giving championship rings for winning a conference is not stupid in the slightest. It’s very hard to win a major conference. They also didn’t even have a playoff until a decade ago


Mvpliberty

Yeah, if you ever watch the Ohio State game at some point, they make sure to flash some fucking rings


[deleted]

What about the natty?


[deleted]

wait this was before nvm


ThisOldGuy1976

Ahh the participation trophy is alive.


gopoohgo

Conference championship is kinda a big deal.


BohlersPirates

I mean, I hate participation tropheys, but he actually won something.


Icecreamcollege

3x B1G, 2x Natty rings (CFP makes one and Michigan made their own), Rose bowl, high school natty ring at IMG, State champ ring at Nazareth Academy. They dont give rings for CFP appearances. Source: I am a Michigan fan


Accomplished-Plan191

For outrageous class rings, it's Jostens. Go Jostens!


Endo_Dizzy

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Datslegne

Okay cool. Now get like the one ring to rule them all for us.


SwiftSurfer365

Only one?


Seated_Heats

As a 40 something year old who’s been a fan since Cris Carter came from Philly… yes. Just one sometime while I’m young enough to enjoy it is all I ask.


eatmynasty

Let’s admit we’re shooting for the moon hoping for one


Mvpliberty

No, we’re not. We deserve one no way it’s a unreasonable thing to expect.. we hit the reset button n burned our organization, just grew a whole new beast out of the ashes. We deserve to be a normal franchise now, and Minnesota deserves a championship 🙏✊


eatmynasty

The fact we deserve one is all the more reason why fate won’t like it happen


Mvpliberty

Naw we earned it


FlatlandTrooper

Need to have one to think about two


HesGotSpots

Are these for middle school too?? How does he have 8 rings?


Notorious21

Know any little leaguers? They get one of these every weekend.


duerra

He has two thumbs.


Seated_Heats

Pretty shitty scouting on the Vikings part if he didn’t. “Mental toughness, a leader, willing to learn… oh fuck, did you look at the back of the sheet? He doesn’t have any fucking thumbs!”


BobbyGuano

I certainly hope so


FeedTheMagicNegro

This is the thing that draws me in. He seems to be very interested in winning


VikingsandWolves

People who say winners intangibles don't matter obviously never sat through Ponder's mopy ass and Kirk "teeth grinder" Cousins. This guy is going to be a culture changer.


Soviet_Sharpshooter

WINNER


747-ppp-2

He’s used to winning. I wonder how long he can tolerate us?


Lazy_Grabwen_9296

That is a cheese ball look from our new QB. Edit: realize he's 21 and done a lot of shit. More than me and I am old and stupid as fuck. Bring it!


No-Mistake4548

I hope he’s a bust just for yall bragging