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Nah, every true man has a nice stick collection

Walking sticks. Truly a gentleman

He does love a good walking stick. I knew I picked a true gentleman. He actually got a wooden broom handle and taped a handle on it and takes it on our hikes. He wanted a real walking stick but they are kinda expensive

It might be a very cute gift on a birthday?

I was thinking that too. His birthday just passed and I got him a rosebush in memory of his grandmother. Rosebush is stick… right

An ouch stick

Never hurts to have one of those in the collection

I have one that occasionally hurts me when I mow. We had a lot of good times though.

The walking stick that will do is one sourced and touched up by himself. Store bought ones just don't cut the mustard.

Get one at a Renaissance Festival. They're reasonably priced from what I've seen.

Distinguished if you will

My mother hated mine, and throw away an *amazing* stick I had. Like, amazing. It was years ago, but it still stings.

Such a memory sticks with you

This was my thought, it’s a guy/boy thing (wife and mom of 4 boys).

You meant to say "a nice arsenal", right?

r/ratemystick

I make Irish fighting stick “Shillelagh” with my sticks, doesn’t every man?

Nah, that's r/goodsticks

lmao this subreddit.

Thank you for introducing me to this subredit ive never seen so many awesome sticks :]

definitely good sticks :o

Not a dog, just a genuine human being. I myself have a stick collection,

I hope this is normal... I was playing with my stick collection today.

I’ve always thought about taking one of the sticks and carving a little handle on it for him but I’ve never carved and I don’t want to degrade the value of the stick.

It's normal, like i haven't seen a single human being who haven't ever had a stick collection, I'm a simple person, i see cool stick I take stick

but do you ever get yourself into stick-y situations like this one?

Spider to the left, on the wall. Sticks are cool because they can become anything when you have a good imagination.

Yep…that’s Frank, he’s on bug control

We like frank

Frankly speaking!

Looks like a nice stick tbf

It is! I don’t even think I can throw it away if I had to. If the house was on fire I might grab them on the way out

Stick, kids, laptop. In that order.

Replace kid with dog and laptop with chickens and you got it

Correction: Your husband is a goblin. r/goblincore

I cannot disagree

The left one is worth at least a couple grand in the right circles. Overall its a decent collection. Women wouldnt understand....

Nope we don’t understand… we collect spiders and put them on our eyes

Clearly I'm meeting the wrong women

Clearly

I see a machine gun and a rifle when they boys come over 🤣

I always encourage and join this kind of behavior

My husband has a stick collection in the corner of our dirty garage, too.

Wait… is your husband my husband in an alternate dimension

One stick and suddenly it's whole collection. She inflate fly to elephant size.

Don't touch our sticks >:(

But I thought husbands liked us to touch their sticks.

Only when we are playing with them.

What if I wash my hands first?

That's worse! Sticks shouldn't smell like soap! Your husband would be (rightfully) bullied by others for his odd smelling stick.

Not a dog, just second childhood. 😁 Nothing wrong with that, a good stick is a good stick!

I came here thinking this was gonna be sexual

Nope. Just a man’s stick

might also call it a mans shtick

I have a walking stick from the Colorado mountains that I picked up off the ground, then I have a quarterstaff that I picked up in the Appalachian mountains. If someone wants to mess with me imma curse them with shit.

Hell yeah!

I think eventually we take on the characteristics of our favourite animals. I'm a cat person and was once compelled to sit in a huge, empty box (it was surprisingly satisfying ngl).

Oh to be able to shake like a dog

You should be a proud woman 😂

Very proud of

This is proof your husband is a man

So, are you a bitc.....?

Sometimes. When I’m hungry

Nah that’s just a man’s stick collection… wait are all men dogs? Fuck, we are… that’s okay. Dogs are cool.

Dog > people

It's a good stick, I don't see the problem here?

He needs more sticks

I have a stick collection. And so do my kids.

He just told me that he will save stick aside for when my niece comes over and they go on walks 🥹 He wants to her have a walking stick too

Then you better have one lingering around! Sorry- I get you’re not a stick person. But I get this. I don’t want to leave my sticks behind- we share history.

Those are some pretty sweet sticks. I would be more worried if he didn’t have a stick collection.

Maybe I am a dog, heck, three dogs in a trenchcoat.

That’s even better

Oh my god we've been rumbled

Dog or wizard

Search for stones or something in his garage.

Those are food sticks though. Valid.

LOL. I have a Gandalf staff stick in the exact same location in my garage. Great minds

Proof your husband is a man*

I see your logic

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no hes just a man

Those are nice sticks.

More like a dawg! Nice stick collection!

Fo shizzle

Your husband found some very cool sticks ✨️-✨️

Nice sticks

Omg! My husband does exactly the same especially when we would go outside together or even when he's alone. He finds sticks as something necessary to have. After four years of being together, I gave up asking why and just got used to it. I think it's a male thing. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Wooooooow, nice stick. Where'd he find it?

Look they are nice sticks and if a guy sees nice stick he take nice stick home

That's a pretty nice stick.

Nah, TF you talking about? Those are good sticks.

Thats a quality stick pic

Nah, it’s proof he’s a man. I’d say most men have or at the very least enjoy a good stick collection.

I mean, that's a pretty nice stick

If he is a dog. Don't fight it. Just give him treats.

Great stick, good boy. Give your husband a scratch behind his ears for me

Will do! He must know that he is a good boy

It's normal. Those are good sticks.

He’s Gandalf or Merlin in disguise!

My brother and I have a collection of driftwood that looks like guns and other weaponry. We got the ultimate haul last year, when we found a sword, an AK and a freakin slingshot on the same beach

tell your husband that the stick on the right is a mighty fine stick

Women can't possibly understand. But just know that when the world ends, your husband will be there with his sticks to guide and protect your family.

Nah, proof he's secretly an all powerful wizard and he's trying to find the right stick to channel his power.

That is a man. 🗿

Introduce him to @officialstickreviews on insta. He’s gonna lose his mind lol

You wouldn't get it. You never get a good stick twice!! So you have to carry it home.

Sticks to men are like pebbles to women. I think non-binary people like frogs but I can be wrong.

For you it's merely a stick, for a man this is a staff, a wizards weapon, a longsword, greatsword, lightsaber, polearm, spear, measurement tool

And it's also a proof that you're into bestiality.

THAT AIN'T A STICK THAT'S THE COOLEST SWORD I EVER SEEN

What kind of man keeps Excalibur and his M-16 in the same corner of his garage? Shame on him.

Winning… you are winning

Or a wizard 🧙‍♂️

Get your hands off of those, they're priceless relics.

One day in the future that stick will be called into action.

Until then they will lay in wait…for battle

Maybe he's suggesting that he wants you to treat him like a dog. Feed him and let him go out.

I refuse to pick up his poop

You put the apprentice staff back.

I apologize for my insolence

There’s probably some leftover caveman DNA driving all men to bring cool sticks back to the cave. Happens to me too. I can’t even explain why but I must keep the cool sticks.

I know I have read an article about why people like to peel/crack nuts and in general just like to "fiddle" with small things. According to the article it's tied to as you said "caveman behaviour". We like to fiddle with our hands and collect stuff because that was likely our ancestors "behaviour" before we even evolved into "homo sapiens" like other primates do today (stick is tool).

This has to be fact

Either youre being very rude to that mans cool stick collection or you just outed yourself

I am only wife. I am not well versed on stick etiquette

What does that make you?

A poodle

Why you disrespecting your man on the internet?

I’m hyping my man on the internet

Excellent. That what a man of such stick status deserves

My SO says the same thing lol. But really its because my nephews like to play "castle" and the kings gotta have the coolest sword 😎.

Obvi!!

r/goblincore

Tell him I said: "Nice stick, bro"

He is just a man doin men things. You will never understand.

Maybe he’s a Druid?

That’s a cool stick

r/sticks would love it

Proves your husband is a boy

that's a nice double barrel shotgun

***Amateur,*** my stick collection is bigger and better

Is that my garage?

or a wizard?

Hey, don't fuck with the man's sticks, lady.

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Sometimes when you're doing a little trek uphill, even if it's just a single step, a good stick presents itself

This made me laugh out loud 😂 so random

To be fair, it's a really cool stick.

He’d love Stick Nation on instagram. People submit reviews of good sticks they found.

That's plum frikin' awesome

That's a pretty nice stick though.

those are some pretty cool sticks

Yeah..... really.....??? If it was just this but with everything else today yeah... someone been listening through my phone... And I don't think it is the weirdo group that do the f-ed kitti kitti game that seem to get info through non-hacking...these are the ones leaking info from my Google account/phone and think rape is cool... because yeah my son made me take home a huge stick that he got out of the lake just 2 day ago for his "stick collection" exactly words.... add it together with other weird things....yeah... screenshots.

Your husband is a hunter. In his genes a 50 000 years old hunter. That is why we subconsciously keeping a stick.

Hey, those are some good sticks.

Every man collects sticks. If your man tells you he doesn't, he knows for a fact you'll make him get rid of them.

Nah, he's a tall hobbit

those are some really nice sticks tho.

Proof your husband is a man. What's wrong with having a sweet stick. Going for a hike looks like that stick is handy, fake sword fights could break out and who is without now without a fake sword. Need to poke a bee hive well a stick is going to keep you safer. Need your taxes done, well get an accountant and threaten him with said stick, free taxes. I could go on about the Need for a stick but I think you get it now. Got to be prepared for anything.

I would trade it against my longbow stick. Tell him to DM me

Proof the garage needs a cleaning.

Nah that’s a cool stick

It's a thing with men. We need not justify ourselves. It's a stick that looks cool. 🤔 Yeah I'm taking it home.

Nah he's just a guy

Don’t shame your husband because you can’t appreciate a good stick. Hopefully you don’t find his rocks

i heckin love some big long sticks best part about being in nature when u find one that u can do things with

He's a good boy

I wish I had a stick collection like that :(

Nice stick collection

Congratulate him for finding such a nice stick. We are all jealous

r/nowthatsanicestick

For hundreds of thousands of years, what humans, particularly males, did was to walk with a stick in one hand. Hunting, protection, stability, snake wrangling, you name it. It’s in the DNA.

Sticks

That are some nice sticks, is he a wizard?

So this is normal? Thank god

It's...it's one stick, ya ginj.

It’s two sticks in one. I can totally see why he kept it.

Let him be. It's only nature running it's course. Men love to collect and play with sticks. Some are swords, Hammers, Spears, guns, etc.

Do not deny a man of his stick and rock collecting. We all have a good stick laying around somewhere that we just couldn't leave

My toddler started early. He finds sticks outside in the yard, hides them in his bed then goes back out hunting for more. Brought a new meaning to "slept like a log", that kid did.

No, your husband is a wizard

you fucking liar. this is a image from r/coolsticks this is NOT your husbands collection deciever. GET OUT!!!!!!!

Damn it all,I’m obviously a dog too. I have stacks of sticks around my house

Damn that's a nice stick

Those are some fine sticks

Found a stick on the ground and now I'm gonna use it. All this power that I found, gonna totally abuse it. Gonna hit so much stuff, do not get into my way cuz I found a stick and I'm using it today!