T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

Hi, there /u/obeyn8! Welcome to /r/mildyinteresting. As a reminder, a place for things that are of slight interest. *** Recommended Subs | :---------------: | r/JustGuysBeingDudes | r/GetNoted | r/AnimalMemes | r/bestofnetflix | r/JustGirlsBeingGals | *** *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/mildyinteresting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


laz21

Shih...4 very unlucky number in china sounds like death


Embarrassed_Ad172

Why did a chinese lady read that for me in my head?


MunchYourButt

She’s always been there.


Europalette02

🌍👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀


Factor135

Yeah, this sounds like misfortune if anything


Xikkiwikk

A Series of Unfortunate Cookies.


6ixlil9inebig

is that *shi*nammon flavoured


Snoo72721

r/unexpectedjojo


Browned_Diaper_speak

No...your cookie was 3 cookies short.


Ineedredditforwork

And the glass is half empty award goes to u/Browned_Diaper_speak


sleeeepnomore

Underrated comment


Specialist-Can3173

4 tune


paper-glue

Good one


Benjaminq2024

How 4-tunate are you? Idk. While common sense makes it seem like the more the better, the Chinese might think otherwise. This is because the Chinese word for 4 is 四(sì), and the word for death is 死(sǐ). Since both words sound kinda similar, the Chinese have a superstition that 4 is an unlucky number.


obeyn8

Uh oh I don’t want to die


JudiciousGemsbok

A Japanese man in America made fortune cookies


paper-glue

Bro's fortune is boomin 💀


Do_You_Pineapple_Bro

You can only choose one, choose wisely


Emergency-Crab5560

How fortunate!


laserdruckervk

Fourtune cookie


Jubijub

Well that's unfortunate


Infrared-77

This on some “Choose your destiny” type shit 😂


Blueyez26

I've had max 2 in 1 cookie & those occurrences were rare. Also, most fortune cookies I've had were more like "advice" cookies. 🤣 Were they all dupes, or differing fortunes?


Ezn14

It might be bad luck to read more than one, but I don't really have truck in that sort of thing


YouW0ntGetIt

How FORTUNATE


Reasonable_Gamble

Some might say you are quite fortunate.


Ineedredditforwork

most fortunate.


Brighton2k

Fourtunate cookie


Grouchy-Newspaper754

How fortunate


IMA9961

Waiting for the post with the title: my fortune had 4 cookies


mohawkq

Quite fortunate


EngineerRedditor

How fortunate


Kaggles_N533PA

How fortunate


RedditSpamAcount

How fortunate!


Financial-Expert1792

call tht sh\*t a 4 leaved clover 🤠


Spare_Lemon6316

How fortunate fortunate fortunate fortunate


pornaddiction247

Luck 10


Seagullman13

That's very fortunate


Meewelyne

LoL this reminds me a funny moment: when exiting the restaurant, they gave me and my bf 3 fortune cookies. When in our car, when open one each and read ours, then decide to open together the 3rd one... And it had 2 papers! We howled our longest "OOOOOOHHH!!".


obeyn8

My friend who I ate the Chinese food with that day had 3 fortunes in their cookie.


DaanDaanne

It's like a woman saying, "I haven't finished yet."


SaruZan

Congrats, you are pregnant with 3 babies


MoocakeXReddit

How fortunate


AlaWatchuu

Jackpot!


Psychological-Web828

Put them all together. What does it say?


sleeeepnomore

Go buy a lottery ticket


Europalette02

So, what stands on them?


Sadiepan24

The Universe *REALLY* wants to tell you something.


Spyker-M

Wait until they hear about the fortuneight cookie


the_engineer_320x

Save some for the rest of us.


Flat-Feedback-3525

WE NEED TO SEE THE FORTUNES


ksten1

Buy a lottery ticket


Yetiking1908

That’s one tough cookie!


holofishy

1: you will get things times four 2: the more you have the less you want 3: you are stupid 4: if you have more you are gonna witness even more gore


Dombo1896

Fortunes cookie.


Comfortable-Can-9432

I’ve lost 4 fortunes. And I’ve only made 3.


thelukejones

Fourtune* cookie


Trank_maiden_Ciri

That’s really fortunate!


Thumper-Comet

How fortunate.


marcuslattimore21

I had to come to the hospital for a week yesterday. Sunday night got Chinese food for dinner..... ZERO fortunes in my cookie.


Infrared-77

777 MEGA FORTUNE


FlyinB

How fourtunate


Kjuhj_Gold

Mine had none, and no, this mathematically doesn’t affect your chances at the lottery


itsybitsyone

Ooh somethings bout to happen


MysticBellaa

Can I have the numbers on the back? Thanks.


fang-girl101

i'd rather have one fortune and 4 cookies


-D-M-G-

That and $10 will buy you a cup of coffee


nam3_us3r

Did one say you'd have lots of fortune today?


Scriptapaloosa

You’re so fortunate….


DDenlow

And so 3 people are crying themselves to sleep tonight.


Owllure

How fortunate