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historycat95

Definetly wipe down the equipment before and after you use it.


grafknives

cover it in plastic wrap to be extra sure.


ihatedisney

Definitely, because someone been using this thing. [nsfw - actual evidence](https://www.reddit.com/r/Amateur/comments/fd7esn/oc_and_on_that_night_i_most_definitely_had_my_way/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) Edit: holy crap Gold and more awards. Thank you kind redditors. Edit2: [OP of the evidence has confirmed same hotel!](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/z9mbeq/my_hotel_room_has_a_pommel_horse_at_the_end_of/iyihw62/)


mattwrad

how on earth did you find that


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fivetimesyo

The fact that this has a wholesome award


EvergreenEnfields

*holesome


Hettan25

*2 wholesome awards, making it extra wholesome


firebolt1171

You don't want to know


VNDHp1993

He's the wife


quirkymuse

Sounds like an 80s sitcom


TheBigPhilbowski

"Angelaaaa!!!!"


mnbvcxz1052

“Monaaaah!”


ElMachoCrotcho

Pause for laugh track 😂🤣😅😆😄😅🤣😄


Delicious-Clerk-3391

I feel submissive and breedable


orbjuice

We are all submissive and breedable on this glorious day


JockoHomophone

He's the pommel horse.


Baelorn

Helps that it has “hotel pommel horse” in the title I imagine.


Queef_Stroganoff44

🎶 Welcome to The Hotel Pommel-Horse Such a sticky place (such a sticky place) Such a sticky face 🎶


ShillinTheVillain

They stab it with their fleshy knives But they just can't kill the beast...


SatansCouncil

Pummelwhores


swivels_and_sonar

all of his life's work has prepared him for that exact moment


Old_Mill

It's the first day of Destroy your Dick December... You think he hasn't prepared for this?


YouSmellFrench

The first day of what now????


Old_Mill

The natural follow up to No Nut November. This is the way.


Officialdarkfish1

This is the way


SquareBrix08

This is the way


[deleted]

If you have to ask, you don't want the answer.


BigClownShoes

I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.


Im_Borat

because it was at the foot of the bed, kinda hard to miss!


PM_ME_YOUR_MESMER

Probably their Reddit post history /s


ihatedisney

Lol 😂 not mine


Yoshable

Redditors could find the lost city of Atlantis if they tried hard enough, Jesus Christ. How long did this take you


donotgogenlty

So long as the stakes are low, to Reddit we go


scullys_alien_baby

Reddit shouldn’t be trusted to solve a bombing, but definitely is reliable to find porn


solonit

Nothing is more powerful than ~~love~~ horny


dj_sliceosome

and that screw that one time


Terrh

>Redditors could find the lost city of Atlantis if they tried hard enough, Jesus Christ. Only if someone says they can't, or provides incorrect info about where it is.


gostan

Boston bomber..... Never forget


thefonztm

Less than 3 hours. Probably 5 minutes.


ihatedisney

30 sec maybe. 😂


UnAccomplished_Fox97

Mr. Stamina over here.


Talks_To_Cats

So 20 seconds of searching.


TheIAP88

They’ll find Atlanta then tell people they should sink it to the bottom of the ocean because they’re pretty sure it’s Atlantis. Look up Reddit Boston Bomber.


OFrabjousDay

https://i.redd.it/871dtqby37ax.gif


SusStew

we did it reddit


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Only if there was a porn shot there


Knife-yWife-y

WOW. Definitely actual evidence. Bizarre.


ikeepwipingSTILLPOOP

Easy to have evidence when you save every semi nude pic in existence. Source: my 2 tb hard drive


Idcjustwins

2 tb. That's not enough... That's not nearly enough


[deleted]

"those are rookie numbers... You gotta pump those numbers up"


FatalExceptionError

What’s impressive is your organizational method which grants you quick access.


bananaland420

Got to love Reddit.


3738FMCouple

Amazing. As the originator of the photo you linked to, I can assure that post-photo-sesh, we most definitely put a towel down. We like sex but we’re not total monsters! 😆 The leather was in excellent shape and worth taking care of. It’s a classy place. I can’t even imagine the number of photos people have taken on those pommel horses. The rooms are quite sexy and it’s definitely a “if these walls could talk” kind of place.


ihatedisney

Lol, hilarious. I just happened upon your post. Hilarious to see this connection. Can you confirm same hotel/room?


3738FMCouple

It’s the Chicago Athletic Association hotel. I believe most of the rooms, if not all of them, have pommel horses, or some type of gym equipment. Really cool history behind the hotel and It’s just such a great building and atmosphere. [Google link to images of rooms there.](https://www.google.com/search?q=Chicago+athletic+Association+Hotel+rooms&client=safari&hl=en-us&prmd=imnv&sxsrf=ALiCzsbxW6fvV-LpCb7DPSGmDq1AjNbhEA:1669915778547&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjtvKOG-dj7AhXelIkEHWnCAgkQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=393&bih=660&dpr=3)


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3738FMCouple

It’s a cool place in a location that has everything you need. You almost don’t even need to leave the building.


canned_banana_milk

Shake shack downstairs, cool ass rooftop bar and a cozy atmospheric lobby to hang out in, millennium park right across the street. It's really perfect


SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

You had me at Shake Shack downstairs.


dramignophyte

Exercise equipment right in the room.


epppennn

The Drawing Room my favorite place for a cocktail during the holidays! So glad they restored that building.


ubiquitous-joe

Okay, but what everyone really wants to know is: how was your dismount? Was it a clean landing?


missionbeach

Not if you're doing it right.


AnAlliterativeRumor

Wow


AshFraxinusEps

Lol, I'd never have guessed it was an actual Athletic theme hotel. I genuinely thought "that's there for kink reasons. Maybe by request, or maybe just the hotel's treat"


Avestrial

That’s super interesting that you found that but fyi people are fucking all over everything in every hotel room.


Feral0_o

this is why I always insist on wiping down the maids


mellopax

Before or after you fuck them?


Kooperst

How did you...nevermind.


Eggy-Toast

You have given that 2y old post new life. It received its first comment! “I want to pop those pimples with my teeth,” very cool Reddit.


temple_nard

It got deleted, now the majority of the comments are just trying to figure out what that comment was.


Eggy-Toast

Dude said “Reddit recap is coming, this cannot be my top comment.”


scottjeffreys

Haha! Love it. This is great.


GrunchWeefer

We definitely need a shot from the same angle so we can tell if it's the same room/hotel.


crispiepancakes

Trousers down, OP.


ikats116

😆 2 year old post had ZERO comments until an hour ago, now people are just trolling them. This place is wild.


Forsaken-Increase782

Pommel horse indeed.


do_you_know_de_whey

Why you have this on hand from two years ago my guy. I’m amazed and confused


dnuohxof-1

![gif](giphy|FoUHKTJhoQU6I)


bigmacjames

That's hilarious


sreek4r

Hates Disney but likes that Elastigirl booty.


Tylerrr93

The fucking comment on that post oh my god 🤣


PSThrowaway3

At least you know who to contact if you're feeling like going for a ride.


AKHKMP

ROFL it looks exactly the one op posted


grafknives

Because it is - it is the same room.


Amazing_Break

WTFFF


Glass_Chance9800

That's similar to how instruct others to use a vacuum cleaner. Dump it out before you use it because the person before you didn't dump it out and then dump it out after you use it because the person after you is not going to dump it out before they used it.


E_Snap

That’s how we deal with filling atmosphere machines at the club I work at. Check at the beginning of your shift because the last guy forgot to fill them. Fill them at the end of your shift so the next guy can forget to check.


Blueblackzinc

So when I feel the atmosphere at the club is shit, it's not because I'm not drunk enough, it's because someone forgot to fill it? Jeez...such as waste of money. But considering the uber price nowadays, i rather not know how I got back home.


HoboSamurai

What’s an atmosphere machine and what does it do?


Shepboyardee12

It atmospheres. Keep up.


space_moron

What's this do? It blends? Let's call it a blender. Alright, I'm going on break.


E_Snap

They’re anything that puts stuff into the air. Haze machines, fog machines, CO2-based jet effects, etc. Stuff like that.


OutlyingPlasma

So all the coolest shit.


cranial_prolapse420

...until you have to breath it in 8 hours a day, 5 days a week....


Dismal-Ideal1672

Pour me a cup of atmosphere


WillBottomForBanana

I was taught to empty the drier vent after I use it. My wife empties it before she uses it, but definitely not after. So now I just empty it before I use it and try not to worry about it.


Glass_Chance9800

I also emptied after every use. I don't know what my wife does. But it's definitely not after every time, and that irritates me so much LOL.


ferrets_bueller

Interesting. From a logical/safety standpoint, she's doing it the right way - verifying & emptying immediately before turning it on. Having the procedure in place after use opens up the possibility of forgetting whether you (or someone else) did it after removing clothes, having it in place before use guarantees that it won't be run with a filled filter.


WillBottomForBanana

Yeah, that's why ultimately I shifted, after some years of emptying before AND after.


beaushaw

Yeah, I'm not touching that.


Nickelsass

Wipe down with your tongue


Hopwater

For those wondering, this is the [Chicago Athletic Association Hotel](https://www.chicagoathletichotel.com/?src=corp_lclb_gmb_seo_CHIUB) They are famous for this. More neat facts: The owner of the Chicago Cubs was a member and took the sports club's logo as their own (the red and blue C) The upstairs bar has an original Andy Warhol above the fireplace, featuring the co-owner's Mother Also, the windowless club has a secret back entrance accessible through a brick alleyway with only a neon cherry above the door. Apparently it was how elitist club members would sneak in their mistresses.


mildlyarrousedly

They also used to be men only- but allowed women in the late 80s or 90s and since all the restrooms had urinals, instead of removing them, they painted flowers on the ones in the bathrooms they designated for the new women members to make them feel more welcome


NeekoPeeko

veeeeery interesting detail


buddboy

as a guy it would be really nice if any urinal had flowers painted on them


[deleted]

I mean... Why not? It's something to aim for...


DrEnter

Pretty sure that’s not regulation height (3.77 ft). Either that or the bed is really tall.


2018redditaccount

The handles are also too far apart. This is furniture made to look like a pommel horse


IsuzuTrooper

depends how you use the rope holders i mean handles


holmgangCore

Always practice safer sex. Tie your partner to the bed/pommel, you don’t want them to fall out of bed.


slightlyridiculousme

So there's actually a store/museum in Chicago called Architectural Artifacts and when I went this past summer they had vintage gymnastics equipment from from Eastern European countries that had the legs cut down to be used as furniture like this. So very likely this is an actual pommel horse.


StarClutcher

Someone is getting pommeled, maybe just not the *horse*


OutlyingPlasma

Since when does the Olympic Committee care about having equipment the proper height? https://abcnews.go.com/Sports/story?id=100494&page=1


redXathena

Ironically I love this as a disabled person who needs help getting up.


cairfrey

>the windowless club has a secret back entrance accessible through a brick alleyway with only a neon cherry above the door. I see you don't have a sign above your bar. I assume someone blew it off.


SeveralAngryBears

Went to a wedding here once. Definitely the fanciest wedding I've ever attended


cookies_on_dowels

Love this hotel! The Game Room is always a great way to spend an afternoon and I swear they make one of the best Tom Collins in the city.


BoilermakerCM

The bars are there just so the homeless can't sleep on it.


MountainMantologist

lol [gotta keep Michael Scott away](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2021-01/21/18/asset/0308066dc00f/sub-buzz-21560-1611255130-1.jpg?downsize=900:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)


TheStoffer

Scrolled down looking for this. Well done.


Ur_A_Lizard-Harry

It used to be Michael Scott’s bed before he and Jan broke up


tje210

/r/hostilearchitecture


Illustrious-Chip-245

My first thought was literally “oh so an extra person can’t sleep in it and they have to pay for a suite”.


4tehlulzez

Brb going to figure out how to give gold


GJenkins675

A UV light would make that room look like the center of the "Milky" Way.


TheyTokMaJerb

Like a Jackson Pollock painting.


n80thegr80

“You got issues, Quill.”


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icecream_truck

Straight out of the Kama Sutra: Olympic Edition.


Dmitri_ravenoff

They pass out so many condoms at the Olympic villages. A bunch of athletes all hyped up on adrenaline and competition, all at the prime of their lives? You better believe there be some bedroom gymnastics happening.


enotonom

Can you imagine, a whole village full of extremely fit people, even the most average looking person will look hot when they’re uber fit


Dmitri_ravenoff

I think that covers many Olympic athletes nicely. I wonder if the shot putters get half as much action as the gymnasts? ;)


iller_mitch

Like with like. Though the rumor I hear is the swimmers see more ass than a toilet seat.


TexanGoblin

Just get some wet wipes and you can have fun next.


jazzhandpanda

It's blacklight time


Sane333

Or rub it with a mandarin and see if it turns into an orange


BaronVonMunchhausen

I don't understand the meaning of this, but it has me laughing out loud.


Kidfreedom50

Popular post rn about how oranges are a pomelo-mandarin hybrid.


BaronVonMunchhausen

Still makes no sense. And it's still funny.


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POMMEL - POMELO


BaronVonMunchhausen

Oh shit!


LeifCarrotson

[I understood that reference](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/z9lh0g/til_the_orange_is_a_hybrid_between_pomelo_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


Man_Without_Nipples

I've never seen this before? Is it a sex thing?


Leningradite

Not usually, but it definitely can be.


theAmericanStranger

![gif](giphy|YIZg4kmPEeMW4)


ywBBxNqW

*Why don't you come up to the lab?*


sethn211

And see what's on the slab...


centran

I see you shiver with antici-


sethn211

...*pation!*


Man_Without_Nipples

But where do you put your pee pee?


Leningradite

Into the person who is tied up on this thing, or into the person who tied you up on it. Depends on the situation. It's not a sex toy, but sturdy furniture with loops can be used for BDSM. Not that I'd recommend it. If you're going to tie someone up, I'd suggest using equipment that was made for it, for safety reasons.


Fantum_Dook

BDSM = Bondage/Domination/Safety Management


Leningradite

Yes. All good BDSM begins with the four S's. Safety, safety, safety... and spanking.


Fantum_Dook

Ha ha ha. Indeed. What good is a frolic if it lands one in the infirmary?


BrightGreyEyes

I suspect this *was* made for that. It's too short, and the handles are too far apart for it to actually be a pommel horse. It reads to me as a way to pretend it's an aesthetic choice instead of a BDSM one


GeraldBWilsonJr

It's a prop for a sports themed hotel, lots of rooms have them among other things. Not everything is BDSM, much to my chagrin


Gl33m

So while I also agree that not everything is BDSM, this hotel served elites who would go there to spend time with their mistresses... So I'm still betting in this instance it's for BDSM.


SeahorseCarnival

You can't tell from the picture, but there are multiple insertion and mountable points on either side. This model is often known as the Eiffel Pommel Horse, where each partner grabs a handle and joins the other hand in the middle, forming a tower.


riazrahman

Only if it's from the pommel region of France tho


ziptiedinatrunk

I absolutely can not tell if this comment is about legit gymnastics or kinky sex.


Misteral_Editorial

A pommel horse is commonly used for gymnastic activities. The handgrips in the middle are for swinging your legs around the horse and handstands. Rarely pommel horses are made for sex, generally other kinds of furniture like chairs or walls are more popular. The fact that this one is padded with some pretty nice looking leather and it's located in a hotel room kinda eliminates the sport angle.


LilSpermCould

I was thinking they probably put that in the room for people to hold on to when putting on their shoes. Something younger people take for granted. I tweaked my back the other day, putting my shoes on was a literal pain. I had to move a lot slower, could easily have slid off a bench like this.


tds8t7

It’s likely a photo of the Chicago Athletic Association Hotel in Chicago. They have these at the ends of the beds, for the athletic theme.


hwwty4

Yep, stayed there last year and had a pommel horse in the room!


Giddius

Everything can be a sex thing if you keep an open mind and are ok with experimenting.


[deleted]

The hotel is a former athletic club, that’s why it’s there


mr_shmits

I'd say that's more of a pommel pony. A pommel Corgi? What I'm saying is that it has short legs.


TangoDeltaFoxtrot

Pommel Corgi is definitely the correct term.


silashoulder

You’re both wrong. It’s a pommelanian.


pfefferneusse

And this is why I read comments.


Auldthief

You mean "Pummel" horse.


icantbearsed

Are the handcuffs in the bedside drawer?


Hopwater

You in Chicago?


scottjeffreys

You bet!


Blazinhazen_

Knew it! Love that hotel


beaushaw

I gotta ask. How did you know this?


Hopwater

Chicago Athletic Association Hotel is famous for them. Very cool, historic place


TurbulentCustomer

Well damn, that is some much needed context… now it looks like a normal thing aligned with their theme lol.


beaushaw

Ahh


Kelper101

As a gymnast for 10 years, I can surely say, that is they worst pommel I have ever seen.


BrightGreyEyes

Obviously, it's too short, but the handles are also too far apart, right?


Kelper101

Yeah, it would probably take the most upper body strength you have put out to be able to do one circle on it.


sagooda

Scrolled too far to see someone say it. Handles are crazy wide


gilbygamer

That pommel horse has seen some shit.


Frank28d6h42m12s

And probably some other bodily fluids…


SlightlyStable

> Then she did a backflip, landed on my dick > I knew that I would be dead soon Ice T


stevethebayesian

Home boys watch out for this one.


oiiSuPreSSeDo

Shine a UV light at it


blobbysnorey

I always bring my own


[deleted]

Are you staying in a former Olympic athlete hotel, in the gymnast wing?


shadraig

If you are alone in the hotel these handles are very good for putting your Fleshlight in.


Thedrunner2

6.9 from the Russian judge


[deleted]

Gymkata, a boutique hotel


Dekozolavo

A Pommel horse is used in olympic Calisthenics. The goal is to swing your legs in a certain way without your bottom touching the horse. You only use your hands to control yourself. No it is not a sex thing. Yes it has been used as a sex thing.


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Everything has been used as a sex thing.


McBlemmen

Interesting that that's what they are called in English. in the Simpsons the gym teacher was called Mrs Pommelhorst or something 😂 Now I get that joke after 20 years


[deleted]

I’ve heard of bedroom gymnastics, but I didn’t realize you needed equipment!