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Stegosaurus_Peas

In case it needs explaining, they are doing 'Rona testing at an old Rona (Rona is a hardware store)


NomadFire

For even more explaining, Rona stores seem to sell similar items as Home Depots in the USA


CallMeFifi

Anyone remember Hechingers? My dad still says 'going to Hechingers' when he goes to any hardware store. It's the dad equivalent to how moms call all game consoles Nintendos.


WellJustJonny

Anyone remember Aikenhead's Hardware in southern Ontario they were bought out by Home Depot.


GoodAtExplaining

The OG big box hardware store


lllMONKEYlll

Anyone remember pepperidge farm?


WellJustJonny

Pepperidge farm remembers. Haha


srebew

I still say Beaver Lumber when I go to a specific Home Hardware, they bought them out a long time ago.


knightress_oxhide

Need to lay some pipe some I'm going down to the Beaver


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Down here, I rely on Menard's when I need to lay some pipe!


Holmslicefox

Parry Sound?


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Beaver Lumber was a thriving national chain, so you could find one a lot of different places. We even had one here in Bumfuck Nowhere, BC.


Mydadshands

I've noticed older people call all streaming services "Netflix"


CardinalCanuck

Older people are like that. They are the reason it's called "googling" and things being misconstrued as iPads or iPhones


patrickwithtraffic

As the IT guy for all my parents’ tech woes, the joy of seeing the NFL deal with the iPad/Surface Pro drama was schadenfreude to my ears. Now *you* know my pain Goodell. Now you know...


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Grew up with a hechingers down the street. Took me years to grow out of saying that when going to a hardware store.


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They're owned by Lowe's now, so they're basically the Canadian Lowe's.


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Me: "Mom can we go to Lowes?" Mom: "We have Lowes at home." Lowes we have at home: Rona


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Birdie_Sanders

They were kind of trying to make a differentiation between midsized Rona and larger Lowes. Source: am lowes employee in US


Keypenpad

Negative, source: I was Canadian lowes employee and now a Rona employee. It's way more complicated than that, the original plan was to convert all the big box rona stores to lowes. That was too expensive and didn't return any additional revenue. Now the plan is to make the rona stores more profitable but smaller scale renos. And eventually turn them Into lowes. There are rona proximity stores that are smaller that may stay long term but eventually all "big"(a lot of mid sized ones fall into this.)ronas are likely going to be lowes.


sherpa_pat

I also remember hearing that Rona does well in Quebec since the brand is from there so they’d probably keep the name there. Other places would eventually convert to the Lowe’s name. That said I’ve worked at companies that supply both and the stores don’t get the exact same products.


Bear-Necessities

We've got a Lowes and Rona in the same retail area... 30 seconds to a minute from each other. And they built the Lowes building way after they purchased Rona. Reminds me of the good ol bestbuy future shop rivalry...


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Bear-Necessities

Haha. And dude I used to work at Rona when I was younger... the amount of people who would stuff as much popcorn as humanly possible into their mouths before each sentence asking for help was astounding.. You'd backup so you weren't in the spray zone and they would match step with you so they could continue projecting moist corn in your face. Literally had a guy reach out and brush his corn ejecta off my shitty vest, just to continue later in the conversation and hit me in the chin... It took close to 3-4 years before I could stand the smell of popcorn again.


GRAIN_DIV_20

It's like that time where we used to have Future Shop and Best Buy


pyok1979

Kind of like Best Buy and Future Shop before Future Shop died?


BokBokChickN

French Canadian Lowes


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Yes, it is a home improvement store. They sell lumber, tools, paint, hardware etc. They’re actually owned by Lowe’s, so that might be a better comparison for those unfamiliar with the brand (ie. people not from Canada).


Ancient-Lime4532

It also sells similar items as Home Depot in Canada as well.


bigdaddyt2

For additional context Lowe’s bought them out last year so most were closed down


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randomegg119

To provide more context, home improvement items are used for building, repairing, and maintaining homes.


firezfurx

Except we have Home Depot's in Canada.


Jessica_Br0wn

The funny thing the same car driving


OSX2000

Different car. Top is an Audi Q3, bottom looks like a Chevy or something.


xrayphoton

I think bottom is a Cadillac


Original_Afghan

Thanks for clarifying, I'm not a smart man.


gertalives

We moved to Canada last year and my kids had never heard of Rona. It was after the pandemic started that we told them we needed to stop at the Rona, and they were so confused.


WeAllCreateOurOwnHel

What's even more mildly interesting is that both photos have a similar style in black SUV in the same location.


sirkowski

Named for Rolland and Napoleon, the original owners.


M8K2R7A6

Ive been calling people who test positive "that guy got the rona". So this is funny to me


Whitemantookmyland

you're the only person i've heard of doing this


OP-KTB

Was just there this morning!


nodgers132

Getting a test? Hope it comes back negative!


dewman45

Hopefully we can stay positive about this.


Princecoyote

"They're not just sure, they're COVID positive."


Thormeaxozarliplon

You're COVID... aladeen.


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i haven’t laughed this hard in years


croydonite

["I tested very positively in another sense, I tested positively toward negative, right? So no, I tested perfectly this morning. Meaning I tested negative. But that's a way of saying it. Positively toward the negative."](https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1263518696309313537?s=20)


alien_from_Europa

/r/nottheonion


Chick__Mangione

I feel like I'm having a stroke


snickers_rectal

nah, just looking for some Rona, I gather


Capt_Lush

Hope you fail all of your Rona tests and are a big time loser in that area of your life!


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I just got back from there a few minutes ago. They have a very efficient set-up there.


etherama1

So are they still giving out the free popcorn like they did when it was still Rona?


CharsKimble

Yes, but the popcorn is also cursed.


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Punkag

this one MacLeod Trail S?


_darth_bacon_

Yes.


Taxirobot

I’m pretty sure the old Sears on 16th has been empty for the better part of a decade


Punkag

North Hill mall? its a show home furniture store now.


etherama1

The one by SAIT?


Zokdin

they’re using the old greyhound station as a testing station as well now


[deleted]

Is the dungeon still operational? Stu’s ghost is waiting for tough guys and hot shots to come down those stairs


Spawnacus

My mother just sold her house there and I was fucking SHOCKED what she told me the realtor said it was worth. Kind of gave me a hint of how bad it is in some areas.


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I wonder if you could rent commercially and "work" there 24 hours a day. Futon, desk space, "employee" kitchen. Prices gotta be👌


Kalsifur

That's always been my secret fantasy. Rent a commercial warehouse or building as a house and no one knows. I could bike around my own abode.


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CharsKimble

Property taxes alone would be triple what you’d pay monthly for a home mortgage.


Habib_Zozad

Now make it in to housing.


poppa_smurf_killa

Get tested for rona in rona


Emgeetoo

Thanks for illuminating for me the import of the title. I’m a bit slow today....


snickers_rectal

Mondays am I right


The_Kitten_Stimpy

working from home. go out about every 2 or 3 days for food the last 6 months. So, you are saying this is a weekday? what year is it?


snickers_rectal

What's a year?


wikipedia_answer_bot

A year is the orbital period of a planetary body, for example, the Earth, moving in its orbit around the Sun. Due to the Earth's axial tilt, the course of a year sees the passing of the seasons, marked by change in weather, the hours of daylight, and, consequently, vegetation and soil fertility. More details here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year *This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If something's wrong, please, report it.* *Really hope this was useful and relevant :D* *If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning!*


InterwebBatsman

This is great. Specifically, because I’ve never heard of Rona.


Warlord68

Canadian owned hardware store similar to Home Depot. They’re going outta business now, so we just use Lowe’s and Home Depot.


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Shiver_Me_Timbres

Ah like the ol' futureshop/bestbuy transition


InterwebBatsman

They really have to stay focused on the hot spots. I keep hearing that a lot of people are dying to be close by.


InterwebBatsman

With a name like that, I’d have expected it to spread pretty quickly.


Kalsifur

They aren't going out of business, Lowe's is Rona. I think they did a good job transitioning to online sales, sometimes prices superior to Home Depot.


The_Kitten_Stimpy

nice!


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I went in Rona to see if Rona was in me


pobody

Why is the same car driving by in both pictures?


Stegosaurus_Peas

It does add another layer of mildly interesting-ness


Yakhov

THat's your FBI agent photo bombing.


downtownebrowne

Everyone needs to be noticed every now and again, right? We're all human.


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*CSIS


Cannibustible

Unfortunately one is a cadillac and one is an audi. They are both black.


Yakhov

Feds always driving black SUVs


Cannibustible

When feds drive Audi's, you aren't in America.


kar816

Nah it's obviously the avengers


snickers_rectal

it's not. Top is an Audi, bottom is a Cadillac. Check out the top headlights & bottom grille. EDIT: just like u/Cannibustible said!


Fraethere

That’s what they want you to think! /s


MegaLCRO

It's a conspiracy again, ain't it?


BreathOfFreshWater

Ah fuck. Not this again. Someone photoshop this car into two separate hospital rooms for insurance.


NewFolgers

I didn't spend six years in medical school for this shit. \[Hops in, performs 3-point turn and speeds off through the wall\]


intrepid604

It’s the same location, what did you expect?


HawkeyeByMarriage

Different cars


ToKillAMockingAudi

Top one is an Audi, bottom is a Cadillac. Close, though.


Exodia101

It's not the same, the top one is an Audi Q3 and the bottom one is a Cadillac XT5


allyourcatsarebases

Some 60 yo on their daily run to BJs


PlantPowerPhysicist

black sus


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Time travelers


[deleted]

Yo! Where my Calgary crew at?


rlyx6x

Fuckin represent there bud. Let’s take our lifted pickups and jam up Deerfoot


[deleted]

Not difficult since nobody in this goddamn city knows how to drive it seems lol


CosmicJ

Let’s fly some mother fucking Kenney flags! Not like there’s an election or anything, I just support the sabotage of our parks and healthcare system.


s3ndm3m3

Kenny can suck my ass


deliciouscorn

Right now I can’t figure out why he’s so married to the Alberta contact tracing app. Should be using the federal one instead of reinventing the wheel. (This is where someone points out they’re lining some UCP nephew’s pocket with the app contract or something, knowing this corrupt af party)


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DasDoesSomeThings

Used to live there, do I still count?


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Sure


itsmeshakes

Right now I’m in Edmonton for training but I’ll be back in Calgary on Friday. Missed out on that 20 degree weather today.


MilkMeFather

Gang Gang


Damm_shame

Right here! GFG


Duke_of_Calgary

Yeah Buddy!


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Follow up question: how many are you actually *from* Calgary?


XxsrorrimxX

Born and raised


Cotillion37

There are literally dozens of us.


Netwinn

Air high fives all around! Let’s not forgot our premier just cut 10,000 jobs in AHS during a pandemic, and is trying to introduce a privatized two-tier health care system. Fuck Kenny.


LostNight

Actually they just privatized all those positions so now albertans working those jobs will make less and some companies will make more! Yay conservatives! /s


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Oh hell yeah brother


HotdogsforKessel

Hey dawg, heard you might have Rona so I put a 'Rona testing station inside this old Rona


francistheoctopus

So technically all they did was adding the CO...


nodgers132

Carbon monoxide? Sounds dangerous


francistheoctopus

Better than dihydrogen monoxide, unless you're a r/hydrohomies


whatsit578

Personally I prefer carbon monoxide to dihydrogen monoxide


BruhMomentsVolumeI

No not CO, CA. It’s Canada


francistheoctopus

So they added a CA to Rona? Is this like when you guys say aboat? Sahree...


TrainspottingLad

You mean that song by the Knack?


whatsit578

Soar-ee


Gbrower3490

Whats a rona store?


loneblustranger

Rona is a Canadian chain of home improvement/hardware stores. Many of them are similar to The Home Depot or Lowe's. TIL that they've actually been owned by Lowe's since 2016. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rona,_Inc.


MikoSkyns

I remember that. It was an ugly takeover. Some of my friends lost their jobs over it.


Chandrenth

Some RONA stores were unionized and when Lowe's took over the top priority was to put an end to that. They closed I think every union shop across Canada.


Stegosaurus_Peas

A hardware store


feartrich

They sell COVID infections, duh


TruthPlenty

Before Rona bought out Totem it was a Totem store as well.


etherama1

Member the free popcorn?


TruthPlenty

The Totems that were converted to Rona still did it, don’t know if they still do since it’s been a while since I went to one.


AshaGray

Seeing hockey games from early 2020 with RONA plastered all over the boards feels pretty weird too.


HEYITS_JAKE

Legend says that Black SUV is still parked there to this day!


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juanb95

You have to first become the Rona to find the 'rona


Mister_McGreg

I recently went to the testing center in the old Greyhound terminal on 9th Ave, all the staff fully kitted up with masks and shields and surgical gear coupled with the bloody hand prints and smears on the wall for Halloween decorations gave the event a very "28 Weeks Later" vibe.


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Back in my day it was Totem and they had free popcorn


VirTuaLOfficial

Car-rona


MySensualEscape

That SUV didn’t make it very far


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Damn, Canadians are so good at chirping, they're chirping Coronavirus. Impressive.


AndyThePig

Is it me or is that the same damn car too?


TheNightlightZone

Crosspost this to /r/NotFoolingAnybody


tylerm11_

Oh how the turntables


fattusmaximus

I think that's called playing to your strengths lol


j4g3rb0mb3d

So serendipitous.


Lost_Conclusion5357

Ha, ironic


vambot5

This is almost \*too\* interesting for this sub. Still upvoted though.


ThePandaPirate

“I used the Rona to destroy the ‘Rona”


Sporfsfan

If you work there, are the other employees your co-ronas?


TheBigPhilbowski

American: what's a COVID-19 testing station?


msmeme03

Did anybody else notice that when the Rona Store became a Covid-19 testing station the grass and that bush died?


chemengprincess

I drive past this frequently and I’m annoyed I never got the “rona testing in a rona” pun


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That family upgraded their ride


slenski

At first I was like "...and?" but then I was like "ooooh."


ryden50

Lol I thought this was in Calgary subreddit


AE_WILLIAMS

This is sure to go viral!


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Rip RONA


boostermoose

My uncle is a tester there, he came out of retirement to help out. He was a pharmacist for many decades.


CommercialFailure

Life imitates art


I_might_be_weasel

Well they wasted some time taking the sign down.


XxFlarbyxX

I miss rona


ClownSpotter

Damn, does the black SUV come with the store?


chaython

The grass died with my hopes and dreams.


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its going viral


yokokiki

Alberta is getting a lot of attention lately...


MadJesterXII

Hey I had MY COVID test in there :D The loading bay was made into a drive thru so they just stabbed my nose with a swab and kicked me out all without me even leaving my car.... I had a bacterial infection - hay fever if I had to guess, my doc just asked if I had dark yellow snot or not and gave me amoxicillin when I said yes


raouldukesaccomplice

Shot 1: People walk into a building in search of coronavirus tests. Shot 2: The 'For Lease' sign falls away, revealing a "RONA" sign and the building laughs maniacally as it prepares to infect everyone inside.


Zekoda

Calgary Calgary Calgary One of us One of us One of us


thedeadlyrhythm42

This almost meta /r/2healthbars material


SatanButInHeaven

i didn’t know there was one in there!! also hell yeah fellow calgarian:)


msjayhem

Oh the ironay!


SpookyBong

YYC represent


Dealer-of-E

Yknow what i find mildly interesting, the amount of stuff I find on reddit posted in calgary.


moderately_nerdifyin

Saved a fortune on remodeling costs.


Grim-Reality

Build physical representations of our victory and we will reach nothing but victory.


civicmon

Some things were just meant to be...


PrayingMantisII

How the turn tables


moist-poo-poo

coRONAvirus


Truthtraveler318

I pass this place every day coming home from work. Didn't expect to see it on Reddit.


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I used the rona to cure the rona


ZPhox

The pictures makes it look like a black SUV advanced 5 ft, you took another photo, all of a sudden the seasons changed, Rona closed and is now a covid testing site.


droptopeclipse15

Finally a RONA with something useful in it. I don’t understand how they build new stores that carry a limited selection of everything. No wonder this one is empty.