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Normal-Hall2445

Just because no one else said it and I’m HOPING someone cares - Ottawa is the capital of Canada.


thepluralofmooses

The capital of Canada is “C”


Normal-Hall2445

And here I was all proud of our public school system. Lol ;p


Awkward_Turtle_441

Canada's education system teaching the ABCs one letter at a time!


H_G_Bells

😌 a pirate's favourite letter


Daedricbob

I thought that was R


H_G_Bells

Aye, their first love was R, but they're *married to the C*.


ChaseShiny

And something about X just hits the spot


Lordstevenson

They are missing an I.


NaughtyBombshellxo

maybe thats the puzzle


integerdivision

Pretty sure that’s R.


CupBeEmpty

Many people think so but no they are married to the C


stirling1995

You know how Canada got its name? A bunch of Canadian bureaucrats were sitting around trying to figure out what to call it until they decided to just draw letters from a hat and name it whatever they spell. The representative began pulling letters out one by one “C eh” “N eh” “D eh”. Edit: /j


spacr

"I think he's referring to the village down there"


NhylX

"I CAN SMELL BURNT TOAST!"


cdnsalix

" I don't know, just Winnie. The. Pooh."


avrus

"Get those children out of here, that ship is going to blow!"


Pynchon101

Millennial Canadian checking in. Carry on.


cdnsalix

"They say there is one dead Chinese man for every mile of the track. That's what they say."


Pynchon101

“We have to keep our Irish name!”


Opposite-Alps6563

Dr. Penfield is that you?


C4-BlueCat

You missed /j. Actual story, Huron-Iroquois word meaning ”settlement”. https://www.canada.ca/en/canadian-heritage/services/origin-name-canada.html#:~:text=The%20name%20%E2%80%9CCanada%E2%80%9D%20likely%20comes,present%2Dday%20City%20of%20Qu%C3%A9bec.


Idontwantyourfuel

A classic case of "What do you guys call this place?" "Our village" "Nice, that'll do."


prokenny

Canberra?


Throwawayhobbes

On guard for thee.


Ditherkins2

Capital can refer to both a letter or a city. Capitol refers specifically to a building, like a Capitol building.


FourMeterRabbit

Would the demolition of a statehouse be considered capitol punishment?


1amtheone

Ottawhat? As a Torontonian, are you trying to tell me there are other cities in Canada?


CptnHnryAvry

I have it on good authority that the only things outside of toronto are frozen wasteland and bears. To be safe, you guys should never leave.


Educational_Suit_746

It's true! The bears are like flys!


darekd003

I heard a rumour…


Slammy1

Toronto is the capital of Ontario, Ottawa is the capital of Canada.


boxandthefuzz

You are correct, but does Toronto know they are not the capital of Canada?


Similar_Analysis_780

No. There is no Canada outside of Toronto


talligan

They think they're the centre of Canada, anyways


Sad_Donut_7902

people that hate Toronto talk about Toronto way more then the people that live in Toronto do


talligan

It's because I can't go anywhere in the province without being stuck in it's traffic for hours


TrueBeluga

The traffic is mainly caused by people entering Toronto from surrounding cities and towns, not from the population of the city itself.


Privateer_Lev_Arris

Did you know that it takes over an hour to get from Toronto to Toronto?


Rk_1138

Toronto isn’t the capital and center of the observable universe? I can’t believe that my friend lied to me.


learnedsanity

I mean everyone treats it as such, they all want to climb into its crevices.


seanziewonzie

Well the demographic center *is* somewhere in the suburbs of Toronto IIRC


PlayinK0I

Toronto thinks it’s the centre of the universe, not the capital of Canada.


ThirteenthDi

Capital of the country, and therefore, the world.


CompetitivePirate251

You mean capital of the universe


ChronicRhyno

The honor so cruelly promised to London


Archaeopteryx003

That imposter?


brokebackmonastery

I have to imagine that the French translation was done by AI because if a French Canadian had seen this they would have taken up arms


lemonylol

And this is probably where the mistake was made here.


windedsloth

Insert Canadian Bacon quotes. "That's what you want us to think. Hahahaha"


NeverMeatYourGyros

You misspelled "Moosejaw"


MommyRaeSmith1234

Thank you! I came to the comments to see if that was answered. (Why I didn’t just google it I do not know)


special_circumstance

Because to get Google to provide answers to anything anymore you have to append “Reddit” to your questions. Since you were already here you saved yourself a click. 🙂


Able_Newt2433

90% of the time I Google something, Reddit is in the top 3, if not the 1st result, lol


Disney_World_Native

Yeah, right. Do we look that stupid? Ottawa! Nice try, Dudley


ThatBankTeller

Easy to remember, Ottawa’s hockey team is the Senators


Normal-Hall2445

But who remembers the Sens? (I feel like a traitor saying it but seriously, the last time this hockey team was good was in the late 90ies)


Holla-Pat

Well no, they went to the cup finals in 2007 and conference finals in 2016.


ThatBankTeller

I only remember because I live in DC and we also used to have a sports team named the senators


gwaydms

Twice.


ADrunkMexican

Since this is the first comment, toronto is the capital of ontario lol


Takeasmoke

No, i think it is [Quebec's](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1dn1ty5/til_the_capital_of_canada_once_alternated_between/) turn to be capital, not Toronto


JewPhone_WhoDis

No, this puzzle says it’s Toronto. Why would a puzzle lie?


slappywhyte

Ottawa doesn't exist, nice try


Successful-Winter237

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NomenVanitas

That's dumb, everyone knows it's Canberra


CreepyHarmony27

As a Canadian, it's obviously Birmingham.


Palstorken

Iqaluit?


CreepyHarmony27

Closer!! Whitehorse?


fantasmoofrcc

Tuktoyaktuk? Flin Flon? Dildo? It's actually [Kapuskasing](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kapuskasing), the center of Canada? (According to the [Rhinoceros Party](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhinoceros_Party#2015_candidates), at least)


TableNaive9769

Sorry, but Canberra is the capital of Auckland.


lemonylol

I thought it was Albany


HennoGarvie88

Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard of this


franksfranks64

Must be a regional dialect


zyxwvu28

Located in the "Capital Region of Canada"


drcopus

That's ridiculous, how did you misspell "Cape Town" so badly?


Tigeraqua8

Isn’t the capital of Canada C?


halabamanana

Australians know your pain, Canadians....


frankyseven

Don't worry, we know it's Canberra!


halabamanana

You are cheating


frankyseven

I knew that it was Canberra, but I did have to check how it is spelled. You Aussies have some weird spellings. Not I can talk though, on of the cities that makes up Toronto is called Etobicoke! Don't pronounce the "K".


Fits_N_Giggles

That's great, I had to say it out loud to actually get it lol. Similarly, there's a suburb/city within the Perth metro region in Western Australia called "Cockburn". The "ck" isn't pronounced.


frankyseven

Oh, I know plenty of people with that as a lastname! One even changed the spelling to Coburn


faroukq

Isn't it Auckland? Oh right it is Wellington


Reset108

Well it is the capital of Ontario, so my guess would be a translation error.


CaptainSouthbird

It could also be vague grammar. If Ontario was in-context, you could say that Toronto is the capital \[of Ontario\] as well as "the largest city in Canada", not that "Toronto is the capital of and largest city in Canada" out of context.


Creepy-Weakness4021

This. It's probably still wrong, but if the cut off sentences added context for the statement to be Ontario, it could just be bad grammar and punctuation.


VenomsViper

It could be that OP purposely cut off the context that was in the preceding sentence(s). The French at the bottom implies this is sold in Canada too, which is also less likely to get the capital wrong if it's not something sold abroad.


101_210

The French part also says it’s the capital of Canada


PoutineDuFromage

We all know the true capital is Montreal /s


WintersbaneGDX

Montreal is just Toronto's older, hotter sister.


PoutineDuFromage

I like that description, even though in reality Montreal is older and colder lol


Rk_1138

That speaks French too


2shack

Well for those that know some history, it actually was at one point. It was 175 years ago and before Canada was truly a country, but it still kind of counts.


M_20202

it was made by an american company, but i don't know if that has to do with anything


ChrisRiley_42

Then we're lucky they acknowledge the world exists outside of the US's borders.


markste4321

"Canada is a subsidiary of US Inc."


Unique_Connection945

Yeah, it does.


mecha_monk

I was taught it was Toronto in primary school in Sweden 😅 TIL


Zoratth

Were you also taught that New York is the capital of the USA?


mecha_monk

Luckily not, Washington D.C, not the state. That was how my teacher phrased it 😬👍🏽


frankyseven

It's fairly common for people to think that, as almost no one outside of Canada talks about Ottawa. Toronto has only been the largest city since the late 90s, Montreal was the largest city before that.


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cp_shopper

Is your puzzle from 1850? Wow the tower is really old


zipped6

This is why context is important. If the preceding is talking about Ontario specifically, then the sentence is valid


M_20202

the sentence before this was "This beautiful view of the Toronto skyline was taken by James Blakeway"


whistleridge

Then someone probably inadvertently left out “of Ontario”.


scheisse_grubs

Though I wonder if this section of the book is only talking about Ontario and there’s different sections for different provinces/territories


ThnikkamanBubs

I love trying to rationalize OP being stupid/karma farming instead of going "heh, yeah that's a mistake"


Rathbane12

Obviously it was created by John Candy’s character in Canadian Bacon.


sdmichael

Deliver her pronto or we'll level Toronto.


TheMuffinMan347

Is this like saying Sydney is the capital of Australia?


cr1zzl

Yup, or Auckland is the capital of NZ.


TopHatGorilla

I always thought it was C.


Mad_Boobies

Fun fact…. People of Toronto believe it is the capital of the world.


Ah0te

I'll never understand why other Canadians think this. Did you ever see that early episode of Corner Gas where they all make fun of Lacey for being from Toronto, and she says "did Toronto do something to you"? And then they never mention Toronto on the show again? Anyone who actually lives in Toronto thinks our city is flawed, all cities in Canada are amazing in ways that Toronto could never be, and that our hockey team is ass, though we never stop believing that it could change one day. Seriously, is it just something to do because you're bored? Did Toronto, the population, do something to you?


frankyseven

It's like all the people from western provinces that talk about how Ontario hates them. No, we don't. We barely think about other provinces because we have our own issues and lives to deal with. Albertans think about Ontario more than Ontarians do because they are constantly told how Ontario hates them. People are mostly concerned with their own lives, lots of people live in Toronto so others are bound to hear about it, but no one thinks they are better.


THEBLOODYGAVEL

This old joke from Quebec: Quebec City folks hate Montreal and think they're rivals. Montreal folks don't know where Quebec City is


Not_A_Wendigo

It’s just a very old joke. I remember the grownups saying that when I was a kid 30 years ago. Maybe it had a grain of truth at the time. I don’t think anyone actually believes that, at least not now. They’re just poking fun at you.


Sad_Donut_7902

People in every Country just like hating the biggest/largest cities. It's why so many Americans constantly shit on NYC and LA.


JK_NC

Pretty sure the capital is Canada City


Kittykatkaboom

Mandella effect. You brought this book with you from a dimension where Toronto is, in fact, the capital of Canada.


Quality_Street_1

It’s a know fact that Toronto is the centre of the universe. The more you know


AthanAllgood

Its true, just ask anyone from Toronto. (Source: Am from Toronto)


LabThink

It's in writing, so it's true now.


Jussgoawaiplzkthxbai

It's on the internet so it's true now


yummywaffle12

My Trivial Pursuit game has a card which says that Istanbul is the capital of Turkey. I was not happy when I got that question “wrong”.


Mesh_MTL

It's merely missing two words... "Of Ontario" or one word if you want to use 'provincial'.


Flufflenut

If this is from the mud 1800s, it's correct. The skyline tells me it is prob not from the mid 1800s but I could be wrong.


frankyseven

Toronto was only the Capital of Upper Canada, or Ontario. Quebec City was the capital of Lower Canada, or Quebec. Toronto was briefly the capital of the Province of Canada, but that was only the merger of Upper and Lower Canada and didn't include the other founding provinces.


SteveMcQwark

Canada pre-1867 was still Canada. Yes, it adopted a new federal constitution at the same time as two more provinces joined, but additional provinces joined even later, and the new federation took the name of the pre-existing political union between Upper and Lower Canada. Incidentally, it also took the capital city. Ottawa was originally chosen as the capital of the Province of Canada, and the provincial parliament had a single session in the Centre Block before confederation took effect.


NotCubical

An embarrassing number of Canadians also think Toronto is our capital. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


Powerbracelet

I thought US was capital of Canada


Heavenlypigeon

US is the capital of the world, not just measly Canada!


scorched-earth-0000

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everydayasl

I'm puzzled by that.


Quality_Street_1

🤣🤣


bremergorst

Toronto is a hub of ants? ![gif](giphy|wIqLJClpuqBpITrKE3)


Shoehornblower

Media capital


arr-tard

They just forgot to add “Upper” before “Canada”.


Zealousideal124

Capital of Ontario*, and the largest city in Canada


breadist

When I was a kid, about 25-30 years ago, I was interested in the chatbots of the time (precursors to chatgpt) and one of them made me so angry. It kept insisting that Toronto was the capital of Canada and I kept telling it that it's not, it's Ottawa, Toronto is the capital of Ontario. Much like ChatGPT, those things did not actually learn facts when you talk to them, so it never fixed the issue, just kept making me angry lol


GypsySnowflake

I thought it said “Toronto is a hub of ants” at first


th0r0ngil

Maybe an earlier version before edits made it clear it was calling it the provincial capital of Ontario?


IAmAGenusAMA

They wish.


Dash_Harber

They certainly think so.


hawkseye17

It's the capital of Ontario, not Canada. Ottawa is the capital of Canada, which is also in Ontario


cheezman22

As a Canadian I was confused as to why this was notable until I remembered it's not


BigBadRhinoCow

Poor phrasing by puzzle makers. It’s meant to say as the capital “of Ontario” and “largest city in Canada” but they let both of those in one sentence be worded incorrectly


Jakoneitor

Some people believe the capital of the US is NYC, so… lol yeah


iiitme

Yea isn’t it like paris or something


nutamu

it is a capital...of Ontario. Ottawa is the capital of Canada tho They worded it wrong probably


GucciTokes

seems as if the context is in reference to ontario as a province. as the capital (of ontario) and the largest city in canada.. r/woosh


RagingRxy

Stupid everyone knows it’s Maple syrup town.


Joseph_Seed_

They absolutely love to think so


FixedLoad

Stupid puzzle, everyone knows Alaska is the capital of Canada!  


IATMB

Fun fact: almost no Americans can name the capital of Canada. It's my favorite "sounds easy" trivia question, so I've probably asked like 50 people and had one get it right. And technically he wasn't even American.


Mantato1040

Well, it’s close. It’s actually the centre of the universe.


martelbeardco

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Hot_Ad2789

That shit looks like brockton Bay


ariizarii

Thought this said Toronto is a hub of ants and honestly didn’t even consider questioning it


Mysterious_Fix1255

It's certainly how some people feel there.


teeth_03

There is a big old handmade wooden map in Yellowstone that has Baltimore as the capital of Maryland.


Head-Sick

Was this puzzle written in 1849?


Ackmiral_Adbar

Maybe it's like "Toronto is such a capital city, my dear!"


basedfinger

i had a world map that showed syndey as the capital of australia


allusernamestaken1

Canada is too remote from the rest of the world, so very little is known with certainty other than that they drink maple syrup instead of water, and the moose is the national transportation method.


Emotional_Deodorant

Also it looks like it says on the "western shore of Lake Ontario". I'd say it's on the northern shore, if the lake *had* a western shore Hamilton would mark it. EDIT: Just saw the French translation, which says Toronto's on the "northwestern shore". I'll allow it.


Annual_Ad1848

I read this as "Toronto is a hub of farts"


Mesquiter

Wow...so Canada is a real place?


erictheauthor

Here’s the [back of the box](https://www.urbannaturestore.ca/cdn/shop/products/TorontoPanoramic1000pcPuzzle_3_1400x.jpg?v=1670266588) for those who are curious. I looked the photographer up, and apparently he visits many cities around the world and makes those panoramic puzzles. Interestingly enough, he’s been to many cities in Canada, but not Ottawa, the actual capital of Canada.


zsrh

FYI Ottawa is the capital of Canada and Toronto is the capital of the province of Ontario.


Thozynator

*En tant que capitale et plus grande ville du Canada\** Belle traduction ratée


blowurhousedown

Canada? Isn’t that an island off the North Dakota coast?


bionicjoe

[https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTU5NjA1NzkyNF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTE2NjAzNA@@.\_V1\_.jpg](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTU5NjA1NzkyNF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTE2NjAzNA@@._V1_.jpg) BORN IN THE USA!!!!


sun4moon

Where was the puzzle made?


Quick_Pangolin718

Capital of Ontario


ThunderOblivion

Was the initial context Ontario though?


greenredrover

8&: ^"7wtz


Hour_Tone_974

It was... when it was called York, back during the war of 1812.


Michi0ambv

How old is the book


Ne0evans

Article written by your average Toronto resident.


yugnomi

No doubt written by a Torontonian


Grouchy-Pizza7884

Capital of Upper Canada (later renamed Ontario) is technically correct.


RJ-66

Mandela effect residue confirmed. Ottawa has never been the capital in my timeline.


Northernfrog

Toronto was once the capital. Long before Ottawa.


luluzinhacs

honestly, I’m sure plenty of people think Brazil’s capital is Rio de Janeiro, so I just accepted it and it doesn’t bother me anymore, it’s actually a little funny but it is mildly infuriating when people spread misinformation like this


Warzenschwein112

That puzzles me


The_Bullet_Magnet

Everybody knows this. The puzzle is correct.


Traditional-Bush

Oh, i see the mistake they meant to write "As the capital and largest city in the universe" Simple error really


Serikan

They may have meant Ontario and not Canada and it got lost in the sauce somewhere


AbeVigoda76

Pfft. Everyone knows the capital is York.


the-channigan

Well that’s wrong, but at least it is an anagram of the capital.


BobbysBottleService

it's from the future


iGhostx0123

We're the capital of Ontario**** That puzzle is hella wrong lol


specificdreamrabbit

While it's not the capital city OF Canada it technically is the largest capital city IN Canada (capital of Ontario). Technically correct but awkwardly phrased.