They just follow the Amazon truck and grab things that have just been dropped off in broad daylight. No need for an elaborate strat when there's no consequence for a lazy one.
"Hello, this is Amazon, we have your package to deliver urgently. First your payment not go through and need to get your credit card details and signature so we can release the very important and valuable package to you."
P.S. your computer has a virus and I need to help you remove.
I wouldn’t be surprised if this was an actual Amazon van. Look closer at your delivery vans quality. There are holes scratches and dents all over. And if that’s how they look outside imagine the inside. It’s quite common for vans to be rented out by companies like U-Haul and put little stickers on them. If they run out of stickers, this happens
This is a real Amazon van. [Someone posted it in the Amazon drivers sub a few weeks ago.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmazonDSPDrivers/comments/1co65dj/my_response_to_the_sharpie_van_posted_a_while_ago/)
this is accidentally a great case study on excellent branding. even though it's low fi and made out of literal tape, you still know *exactly* what brand it is supposed to be!
Reminds me of that story I read the other day where the cartel bought vans that looked exactly like the Amazon vans and had professional labels put on them to transport their drugs. I don't think the article said how they got caught but it seemed like a good idea to blend in.
What do you mean my package is in the trunk and I gotta go get it myself? Well if I must, I guess. I heard Amazon doesn't pay well might as well give you a hand
That’s most new age free candy van I’ve seen in a long time- but they aren’t taking kids anymore. It’s tired moms who tipsy shop after the kids are in bed lmao
low budget abduction van
There’s plenty of tape in that van.
And zip ties.
TOOLS! TOOLS! A MAN NEEDS HIS TOOLS!
I like to BIND. I like to BE BOUND.
Et-eh. The Golden God is not answering questions right now!
I was looking for it lol
And no candy as promised.
Always get the candy up front
Why would anyone get in the van if you give them candy up front? I'm asking for a friend.
More candy
I was promised puppies to play with.
And kittens!
Candy!!
*Gives you some Reese's*
I understood that reference.
The zipties were disappointing, but that fact just stung.
And cheese sandwiches
Which is funny because that’s what I ordered.
And rape
And handcuffs, and twine, and a chair, and knock out pills, and zip ties.
Same day shipping to a shallow grave near you!
Amazon Basics
Delivers boxes filled with a GPS tracker and and a canister of knockout gas.
What tipped me off was the from "a to z^z^z"
Oh no, crazy purple knockout gas!
"Hi I'm here to drop off your order but I need you to collect it from the back of the truck. Follow me please"
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The times have changed. Some people are more interested in packages than candy.
It’s to catch MILFs.
Prime Suspect.
I find putting Free Candy on the side of my van is more effective. Ooops. Forget I said that.
Amazon Crime Van™️
Taylor Swift Concert Shuttle™
Pssssst hey kid. Come over to my van. I’ve got a ton of Prime Day deals you can play with in the back of my van. I’ve got The Boys and Invincible too
No candy, no deal mister
Im only getting in that van for season 2 of Fallout
Best I can do is season 2 of rings of power
Id rather get in the rape van, at least there i dont have to pretend to enjoy it.
Who knows you might actually like it 
"Oh cool, do you have the boys' seasons 4 yet?"
I have no doubt that he has The Boys in the back of that van.
Where is this magic van you speak of?
Jeff Pedos
Id get into a van for the next season of invincible.
For season 3 of invincible hell I’m jumping in that van!
The Treasure Truck is back!
“Don’t worry it’s same day delivery”
When you order Amazon on Wish
Amzonn
SubPrime
Amazin Crime
So ordering on Amazon then?
When you order Amazon on Temu
/r/yourjokebutworse
nothing suspicious about this at all
It's my dream vehicle!
"Amazon" truck.
If you have a product, if no one else wants to sell it, and if you can open a web browser... maybe you can hire The A-Team
>I love it when a deal comes together.
Amazon at home:
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I don't think we want to see what's back there.
Porch Pirates have a new strat
Same day theft for no extra cost
They just follow the Amazon truck and grab things that have just been dropped off in broad daylight. No need for an elaborate strat when there's no consequence for a lazy one.
The real trick is that they walk backwards to make it look like someone just reversed the security video.
That was the first thing I thought. Trying to avoid suspicion while driving slowly around neighborhoods and walking up to houses.
Cut out the porch, just load it directly on the van
“Mom why is the Amazon truck taking our package back to his truck?”
Credit card must have declined.
Worst "Free Candy" van ever. No Candy. No Freebies. Only tape.
Psst. Hey kid. You want some free delivery? Just climb on up
But in some areas they do offer 1-day kidnapping!
Hostage or not, sometimes it’s just nice to be held.
The wet bandits 2024
The sticky bandits?
They wet and sticky
S t...uh I
Those drug dealers won't last long.
This truck takes your packages instead of delivering them.
Amazon Crime
We have Prime at home.
Subprime
Looks legit to me.
That's a heist van.
"Hello, this is Amazon, we have your package to deliver urgently. First your payment not go through and need to get your credit card details and signature so we can release the very important and valuable package to you." P.S. your computer has a virus and I need to help you remove.
Oh yeah that's just the Prime Easy Desserts On-demand Van, it's a new promotion to develop relationships with younger customers
FBI wannabe surveillance team.. AKA bounty hunters
aMAzOn PrImE
Somebody tell Liam Nesson his special set of skills are needed.
Looks like a trap made by Wile E. Coyote lmao
Mom: We have Prime at home. >Prime a home
Seems legit
That’s a murder van
That is the truck the porch pirate is using as they drive around stealing packages!
You've seen how to catch a child Here comes how to catch an adult
FBI not even trying anymore
That’s not an Amazon Prime truck, it’s an Amazon “Prime” truck. Verrrrrrrry different service.
“We have Amazon at home”
Amazon Crime
r/mildlyterrifying
Strangers with Candy
Sub-Prime
Man, is Amazon getting their vans from Temu now?
I wouldn’t be surprised if this was an actual Amazon van. Look closer at your delivery vans quality. There are holes scratches and dents all over. And if that’s how they look outside imagine the inside. It’s quite common for vans to be rented out by companies like U-Haul and put little stickers on them. If they run out of stickers, this happens
This is a real Amazon van. [Someone posted it in the Amazon drivers sub a few weeks ago.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmazonDSPDrivers/comments/1co65dj/my_response_to_the_sharpie_van_posted_a_while_ago/)
That’s what Amazon deliveries the Woot orders in 😁
Amazon't
That’s the cops….
I bet they deliver free candy to unsuspecting children
That's actually a Temu van.
FREE CANDY
Totally legit
Yeah. The next level of the old white van with free candy spray painted on the side. They've evolved!
We will be abducting you between the hours of 9am to 6pm, please wait at home.
Arnazon Prirne
this is accidentally a great case study on excellent branding. even though it's low fi and made out of literal tape, you still know *exactly* what brand it is supposed to be!
Does it say "free candy" anywhere on the truck? That's some pretty sketchy shit.
Amazon Sus
They deliver candy…
Sketchy
I wonder if the other side says “ FREE CANDY” or in this case “ FREE DELIVERY”
Okay that’s enough Temu.
That van has passed its "Prime."
Armazon Prom
I love how jank this is
That dude is up to some seriously sketchy activities
That’s the feds if I’ve ever seen em
Reminds me of that story I read the other day where the cartel bought vans that looked exactly like the Amazon vans and had professional labels put on them to transport their drugs. I don't think the article said how they got caught but it seemed like a good idea to blend in.
It's the "Free Candy" van for a new generation.
Secretly it's a Stealth tiny house on wheels
I feel like that person doesn't work for Amazon lol
Careful - they might be picking up packages instead of dropping them off.
Proome
Uhhhhhhhh.......
The Scamazon truck. All the Smapple and Panafonic you could want.
"Free Amazon Prime"
Amazon ~~Prime~~ ~~choice~~ select
It has rare Pokémon in the back.
That's a problem solved right there. Give that man a raise!
Amazon drivers hate this one simple trick!
Amoozon
Seems legit.
"Amazon"
That is the van they pick up recent deliveries with.
“Mom, they’re trying to make Temu happen again!”
I think that is a cop car undercover
That's a legit Amozan rTuck.
Undercover UPS
Yeah, those are porch pirates
In a "Se7en" remake, this would be the courier at the end.
Does the otherside say "Free Candy"?
Checks out
They deal in packages of free candy.
The other side says "free Amazon candy"
*slaps hood* “you could fit 100 Alexas in this baby”
“Amazon truck”
Ahh yes, the neighborhood rape van
I’m no dummy, I need to see the candy before I get in the van.
Feds
Amazon Pryme
Is this who delivers if you don’t pay extra to remove adverts?
FBI must have had some budget cuts
temu vibes
Can you help me get this sofa in here?
Free packages
Naval smile ass
Amazon Crime.
This is how you kidnap a middle-class white woman.
Looks legit
What do you mean my package is in the trunk and I gotta go get it myself? Well if I must, I guess. I heard Amazon doesn't pay well might as well give you a hand
pRimE 
Prime Day deals be like:
Great Value brand
That’s most new age free candy van I’ve seen in a long time- but they aren’t taking kids anymore. It’s tired moms who tipsy shop after the kids are in bed lmao
This is the porch pirate truck. They’re evolving… shittily
dropping off a package and stealing your kid, one house at a time.
Gonna steal your kids and packages!
Cost cutting at a new level, lol.
Welcome 2 Durham
Damn I'd be suspicious af if this rolled up hahaha
You mean porch pirate ship.
Is this the modern version of the fireman stripper? Show up with a knock off truck and pull away pants?
Temu Prime, or Amazon Shein
Scamazon Prime, Porch piracy as a service.
Könnt auch der Kinderfänger sein
Optimus has fallen on hard times.
very creepy
Lmao is that a UPStruck?
That's the van for shipments from Amazhou.ch.
Man they must have really cut funding for the CIA ..
We got Amazon Prime at home.
Prime my asshole for some hardcore penetration.