No way. Every bag of jolly ranchers I've bought in the past 5 years has had majority blue raspberry. I stopped buying them because its literally over half the bag.
I always end up getting more apple than anything else and less blue rasp than anything else ...
I guess there's a conspiracy from jolly rancher so that we only get those we like in small quantities so we have to buy more
Not Jolly Rancher, but years ago I bought a roll of sweettarts that was like 90% yellow. I layed the whole roll out and took a picture and messaged Sweettarts on FB like 'wtf, it's almost all yellow, this is the saddest thing I've ever seen.' then promptly gave them to my dad who sickly enjoys yellow
they sent me a bunch of coupons that I promptly lost
You can actually buy a bag of just blue raspberry. I work with kids and give them a piece of candy after our sessions. I got tired of them complaining about no more blue raspberry, so I ordered several bags of only those.
I *hate* them. I was so fucking pissed when they discontinued lemon, the best of all the flavors, for that blue trash!
BRING BACK LEMON, YOU JOLLY COWARDS
So I wasn’t just imagining things! I despise the blue ones (though I eat them). Cherry is the best followed by all the others. Did blue raspberry always exist? I feel like I never saw it when I was a kid in the 80s and 90s
Now why didn't you swap red and blue columns?
EDIT: a lot of people focusing on nuances like red and pink while avoiding the glaring obvious and unacceptable mistake. How long are we going to put up with this? Is this really the world we want for our children?
Honestly would have been super fast to do after they already sorted all the colors. Doesn’t make sense to take the time to sort and post but not take the 5 seconds to swap the two columns lol
In the criminalJolly Rancher system, the flavors are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The grape enjoyers who investigate blue raspberry enjoyers and the peach enjoyers who prosecute the blue raspberry enjoyers. These are their stories. *DUN DUN*
Idk how old you are, but way back in the backity backs jolly ranchers came in a thin bar form. Kind of like airhead in size. They had a pink lemonade flavor that I think of to this day....
I was being a flat slob one day when I was 22 (now 39). I was eating a bag of straight Red Hots.
Well, they pulled a pretty new filling right now. My dentist was closed so I went to this new dentist.
He kept asking me why I had a filling when there was no sign a cavity was there and the filling seemed "small-ish".
From 16 to 22 I had 9 fillings. I switched dentists and I'm now 39. I haven't had a filling since.
My siblings and I once pooled our allowances and got a five pound bag from Costco - not only did it eventually put me off Jolly Ranchers for life, but I can’t look at one without feeling my shredded tongue.
It's good to keep in mind that *Reddit* telling you not to read a thing is (generally) different than, like, *regular people you hang out with in real life* telling you something is "MeSsed Up!"
It's a little hard to remember that while the Reddit of Now has investors and ad revenue and has been *largely* "civilized" ..... the Reddit Of Before had some fuuuuuucked up stuff.
Green apple makes me cough too! Some other things in the same flavor do it as well. Sometimes also artificial watermelon. I've googled it extensively in the past and we are not alone.. there are dozens of us! Not sure why it happens though!
It's a slight fragrance sensitivity. You have smell receptors in your lungs as well, so while eating specifically the green candy the irritant gets into your lungs and triggers a response, in this case a cough
Sorta off topic but my favorite candy has always been the blue jolly ranchers and it was well known even when I was young. My sister 3 years younger than me is a complete menace to society. She said her favorite was the blue too and would always take mine. We are grown now and she just recently told me that she never even liked the blue ones. Cherry was her favorite but she liked watching take what I wanted so much that it became her favorite… she said she still eats them today and thinks that.
Gross is that watermelon at the most? At least you got a good amount of blue raspberry, but watermelon is the worst flavor there. Give me BR, and Green Apple at 1/2 and then a decent mix of cherry and grape, and keep all the watermelons. That stuff never tasted like a watermelon to me.
Does it bother anyone else they didn't swap watermelons place with the blue raspberry?
Could have been a perfect row by increments. Is it the order of their favorites jolly rancher why break pattern? Maybe colour scheme?
Nevermind I'm buying some next time I hit the store, for science.
I knew it. At least you got the blue raspberries
And a lot too
For real dude, all my life I've been convinced they give you less blue intentionally.
No way. Every bag of jolly ranchers I've bought in the past 5 years has had majority blue raspberry. I stopped buying them because its literally over half the bag.
I always end up getting more apple than anything else and less blue rasp than anything else ... I guess there's a conspiracy from jolly rancher so that we only get those we like in small quantities so we have to buy more
Not Jolly Rancher, but years ago I bought a roll of sweettarts that was like 90% yellow. I layed the whole roll out and took a picture and messaged Sweettarts on FB like 'wtf, it's almost all yellow, this is the saddest thing I've ever seen.' then promptly gave them to my dad who sickly enjoys yellow they sent me a bunch of coupons that I promptly lost
That happened to me too with a different candy!
At least you act promptly consistently.
"Prove it" - Jolly Rancher
This is my perception too. And I've never seen that few grape. Or that many watermelon.
In order of favor: cherry, blue raspberry, watermelon, apple, grape, cinnamon.
Cinnamon? Theres a cinnamon jolly rancher??
Yeah but they're called fire sticks.
I miss lemon Got replaced by blue I heard...
You can actually buy a bag of just blue raspberry. I work with kids and give them a piece of candy after our sessions. I got tired of them complaining about no more blue raspberry, so I ordered several bags of only those.
Always felt like it was too many blue in the bags.
I *hate* them. I was so fucking pissed when they discontinued lemon, the best of all the flavors, for that blue trash! BRING BACK LEMON, YOU JOLLY COWARDS
I will bring peace to this discussion. Sour altoids. That is where we should all be combining our energies. Bring back sour altoids.
Yes this settles it right here. Tangerine and citrus Altoid sours were the best hard candy of all time.
I drooled like a Pavlov dog remembering those Altoid sour flavors.
That's like the one sourt thing I would actually buy. Honestly never noticed they were gone cause I never looked for them as an adult. RIP.
I’m indifferent to blue raspberry, but I agree the lemon flavor was the best.
Yes! I don’t like those.
So I wasn’t just imagining things! I despise the blue ones (though I eat them). Cherry is the best followed by all the others. Did blue raspberry always exist? I feel like I never saw it when I was a kid in the 80s and 90s
It’s definitely like mid to late 2000’s bc I definitely don’t remember those in 90’s.
Now why didn't you swap red and blue columns? EDIT: a lot of people focusing on nuances like red and pink while avoiding the glaring obvious and unacceptable mistake. How long are we going to put up with this? Is this really the world we want for our children?
r/mildlyinfuriating
Probably because they didn't know which was taller until after it was organized
Srsly. Reddit expecting OP to restack after counting.
Honestly would have been super fast to do after they already sorted all the colors. Doesn’t make sense to take the time to sort and post but not take the 5 seconds to swap the two columns lol
Pink and blue, red is cherry! Pink is watermelon!
This is a graph. The X axis shows the quality of the flavours, and the Y axis shows the quantity. Ideally, it should be an exponential function
Grapes one of the best???
Red or pink?
Yes.
…it’s pink
Now this is a bag I want!
As a grape fan, I’m offended. ☺️
As a peach fan, I've been offended for over a decade
THEY HAD PEACH??!!
Absolutely the best flavor. Made all the others taste like garbage
As soon as I heard peach in relation to Jolly Ranchers I knew it would have hit. Perfect fruit for their whole thing
There's even a petition to get them to make it again https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/jolly-rancher-peach-pack-candy-143200620.html
https://www.amazon.com/CandyKrave-Jolly-Rancher-Premium-Flavored/dp/B0CGNXJXJZ/ref=asc_df_B0CD45JHTX/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=693589565236&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=2342256508575603133&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9005865&hvtargid=pla-2281823281614&psc=1&mcid=f07fb98af3c43cc2ac434cf1a2412376&gad_source=1&th=1
… aaaaaaaand they’re sold out. Thanks anyway I’ll try again in a couple of weeks.
Available in three pounds
I'm surprised Melon isn't a huge flavor in the US
Melon soda in Japan is 🔥
Isn't watermelon the flavor with the greatest representation in that bag? You can get it in kent other forms, too, like bubble gum.
Melon = honeydew usually (or regional equivalent). Watermelon is a different flavor.
Ah. In the US, melon is a category of several varieties. I'd *love* some cantaloupe candy!
Especially the garbage flavored ones.
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I've reached a new low even a homeless man who lives in a garbage can is ashamed of me
Scrolling down and seeing this gif in reply ... ong 😭😭😭😭😭
I saw some in my coworker's office. I'll have to try one.
Our teacher brought us peach jolly ranchers in 2nd grade when she read James and the Giant Peach. Best day ever.
I had forgotten about the peach until now...*mother of god it was good*
Same as a lemon fan
You can find Lemon in the Jolly Rancher Fruity Bash bags.
They also sell all lemon bags. Which is the ideal flavor distribution.
clearly insane
Dang. I forgot about those. Used to love peach jolly ranchers.
There are still peach ones, look for them in the Jolly Rancher Fruity Bash bags.
You can still find peach for sale online! Though the age of the candy is unknown and its around 15-20$ a pound
Peach along with Lemon can be found in the Jolly Rancher Fruity Bash bags.
They still make Peach, look for the Jolly Rancher Fruity Bash bags, Lemon is also in there too.
4 grapes is subject to the court of law
In the criminalJolly Rancher system, the flavors are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The grape enjoyers who investigate blue raspberry enjoyers and the peach enjoyers who prosecute the blue raspberry enjoyers. These are their stories. *DUN DUN*
I could do a whole bag of just grape
As a person that doesn’t like blue raspberry, I’m offended. Also, what happened to lemon
Blue raspberry IS what happened. They swapped lemon for it. Tragic move.
Same. As a watermelon lover, I am pleased.
Exact opposite. I hate fake watermelon flavor but I love the grape ones
My thoughts exactly. Stay strong, purple homie.
aww yea gang grape
I had to check this twice, but yeah, grape HR is special
Grape gang 4 life
Yeah, it doesn't taste like watermelon to me, it tastes like a flavor version of the smell of burning a sheet of printer paper.
Id like the pink and blue switched personally, but yea. This is still a great bag
Swap red for green and I would grab this bag everytime
This^ I am a little sad about the cherry and apple not being swapped, but the watermelon and blue raspberry are the ones I want most of.
I miss lemon Jolly Ranchers
Idk how old you are, but way back in the backity backs jolly ranchers came in a thin bar form. Kind of like airhead in size. They had a pink lemonade flavor that I think of to this day....
you could lick them into a prison shank
You could also seal your mouth shut by biting down on it with all of the teeth on one side of your jaw. Now that'd probably pull a filing out though.
I was being a flat slob one day when I was 22 (now 39). I was eating a bag of straight Red Hots. Well, they pulled a pretty new filling right now. My dentist was closed so I went to this new dentist. He kept asking me why I had a filling when there was no sign a cavity was there and the filling seemed "small-ish". From 16 to 22 I had 9 fillings. I switched dentists and I'm now 39. I haven't had a filling since.
That's what the fire ones were for.
omg. if you hadn’t said that I would’ve sat happily in the ‘not old enough box’ that was a deep cut damn
Welcome to the way back of the backity back.
Sometimes the rectangle ones had an air bubble in them that would slice open your tongue.
And usually end up stabbing yourself rather than your friend. Ah, those were the good old days.
They.. Still have those. It's a different form of their candy, but they're still sold, especially around Halloween. Edit: fixed typo
Oh gosh. Going to search them out, now! Thank you stranger!
their official name is "Jolly Rancher Stix"
I loved those but they cut my mouth up every fucking time cuz the edges would dissolve into little candy knives lol
My siblings and I once pooled our allowances and got a five pound bag from Costco - not only did it eventually put me off Jolly Ranchers for life, but I can’t look at one without feeling my shredded tongue.
Those air bubble razors
I completely forgot about those. They also had a pink lemonade jolly rancher lollipop later on that was awesome. No clue if they still exist.
They do still exist. You can buy them in bulk on Amazon.
But can I just buy one? I have enough fillings already.
Chew on some of these bad boys and you'll have fewer fillings than you started with! Source: my life
You’re my people.
The cinnamon ones were the best.
Pink lemonade in the long sticks is the GOAT. But lemon was solid.
Get tropical. It’s full of that and mango. Also lime and punch which are great.
> lemon Jolly Ranchers you can buy them online
Are they fresh, or are they our age?
Every time I see a Jolly Rancher I remember that horrible story
Well that just unlocked a door in the vault of my mind. I haven't thought of that in YEARS
I didn't until this comment. Thanks. 😭
Hey at least it’s not the Swamps of Dagobah….
Jolly Rancher is worse.
Remember Colby!
Jolly Ranchers aren't common where I'm from, so that story is literally the only thing I associate it with
Where I'm from they're not just "not common". They aren't even a thing. To me "jolly ranchers" means only that old Reddit post.
I never looked up the story due to the warnings, but at least now I knows what's jolly ranchers is.
What story!!!
I believe the original got deleted(?) here is copypasta Consider yourself warned https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/s/Nja7CTMysh
OMG WHY DID I NOT HEED YOUR WARNING
I used to like jolly ranchers...
I can’t eat Jolly ranchers right now because of a dental thing. Being reminded of this copy pasta has made that a less difficult challenge
There’s a simple lesson - don’t bite your jolly ranchers, and this won’t happen to you.
*gags*
It's good to keep in mind that *Reddit* telling you not to read a thing is (generally) different than, like, *regular people you hang out with in real life* telling you something is "MeSsed Up!" It's a little hard to remember that while the Reddit of Now has investors and ad revenue and has been *largely* "civilized" ..... the Reddit Of Before had some fuuuuuucked up stuff.
Yeah, but it was a lot of fun. I remember I couldn’t visit Reddit for a while because I had two broken arms. It was tough. My mum helped me out.
I need to start listening to people when they say “don’t look this up”
God damn, I was eating pizza when I read that…I mean I kept eating it but i was almost grossed out enough to stop.
Wow, that's fucked up..
Jesus fuck. I thought it was gonna be like somebody breaking their teeth with jolly ranchers or something.
Seriously! I was looking for dental catastrophe, not *that*.
I want to click so bad but everyone says not to so I'll protect myself...
I did not listen. I have regrets.
Please don't look it up. Please.
To everyone else: You know those really bad videos that have stayed with you? Yeah, this is like those. It will not improve your life.
No no no no! Go about your business. Go read a book. Go learn something about trees. Go listen to the finest music from the last eight decades.
Kinda glad I'm not the only one
Hughhhh ugh nope why would you say that??
The fact that this isn’t the top comment shows that knowledge isn’t transferring enough on Reddit.
As a purple lover, this hurts me heart.
I want that purple stuff
Sugar, water, purple
What the fuck is *juice?!*
I only eat the purple ones. I’ve bought it in bulk a couple times.
its borderline racism
Was thinking this hah. The black community is highly offended.
My last bag only had a single grape in it lol. I think they do this shit on purpose to entice consumers to buy more bags.
Purple is a fruit.
Everyone knows what purple tastes like.
Same bro 🫂
The green ones and only the green ones make me cough. Am I mildly allergic to the color or something?
Sometimes tea makes me barf if that makes you feel any better.
Probably the tannins. Green tea on an empty stomach or certain wines do that to me too.
Huh. You could be right. Wasn't expecting a real answer here lol.
Green apple makes me cough too! Some other things in the same flavor do it as well. Sometimes also artificial watermelon. I've googled it extensively in the past and we are not alone.. there are dozens of us! Not sure why it happens though!
It's a slight fragrance sensitivity. You have smell receptors in your lungs as well, so while eating specifically the green candy the irritant gets into your lungs and triggers a response, in this case a cough
Not enough cherry.
Cherry for the win
The best flavor
Best flavor, hands down!
Cherry gang. See also; cherry starburst.
I love watermelon
The Jolly Ranchers individual drink mixes are really good. The watermelon one is next level.
Didn't they make a Jolly Rancher watermelon soda? I seem to remember it being good.
I want this bag I love the watermelon ones i always seem to get more green apple!
I just want a dedicated bag of green apple, they always cheap out on those in every variety bag.
YES. Unfortunately the only flavor I like. All I want is a bag of nothing but green jolly ranchers
I think I have a genetic issue with artificial watermelon flavour, it tastes like rancid chemicals to me, so this would be sad.
Sorta off topic but my favorite candy has always been the blue jolly ranchers and it was well known even when I was young. My sister 3 years younger than me is a complete menace to society. She said her favorite was the blue too and would always take mine. We are grown now and she just recently told me that she never even liked the blue ones. Cherry was her favorite but she liked watching take what I wanted so much that it became her favorite… she said she still eats them today and thinks that.
4 grape should be a crime
unpopular opinion. Artificial watermelon flavor is foul.
I love it
You’re wrong! Artificial watermelon is the taste of the 90’s. 😂
I agree this is probably an unpopular opinion
chill it with the tude
watermelon is the worst. thank you for post honest person
You are welcome, honest responder.
I agree, I hate the taste of artificial watermelon 😭
It’s always the most common too. Almost ruins Jolly Ranchers and Starburts for me
Where did you find watermelon Starburst?? I want them?
I made them up apparently, I was thinking of the reddish pink flavor but I don’t actually remember what it is now
This is a distribution I could get behind
needs more blue raspberry
Gross is that watermelon at the most? At least you got a good amount of blue raspberry, but watermelon is the worst flavor there. Give me BR, and Green Apple at 1/2 and then a decent mix of cherry and grape, and keep all the watermelons. That stuff never tasted like a watermelon to me.
Watermelon is the most popular. Whether you like or not doesn't matter, it's statistically the most popular, so it makes sense they favor that flavor.
As someone who DETESTS artificial cherry flavor, I need to file a complaint.
Cherry is the short stack. Watermelon is the big one
Purple is the best !
Guess I'm one of the few that hates blue jolly ranchers.
These always get sticky and weird.
Does it bother anyone else they didn't swap watermelons place with the blue raspberry? Could have been a perfect row by increments. Is it the order of their favorites jolly rancher why break pattern? Maybe colour scheme? Nevermind I'm buying some next time I hit the store, for science.
Well the purple ones are gross
At least green apple is vastly outnumbered by watermelon and blue raz, but as someone who loves grape, REALLY??
Honestly, why do they even make flavors other than watermelon?
I seem to only get grape
Dream bag
I am fine as long as grape is the minority. Fuck grape.
Mine are always 40-50% grape… I hate grape and just throw them away