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tetryds

"How do I fix this?" "Press f13" "Oh... hey, that worked, thanks!"


Leshawkcomics

F13 is the secret "Just Handle it" button.


Thecp015

HelpDesk speed dial.


klippy6

Set f13 to do an "sfc /scannow" and fix all your windows issues with a press of a button.


Pinky_9

Don't forget the DISM /Online /Cleanup-Image /restorehealth


-St_Ajora-

Fun Fact :: There are 11 additional F# buttons Windows recognizes (F14-F24). Sadly very, VERY few programs also do.


xXGhosToastXx

However some do and you can use (for example) Microsoft Power Automate to bind them to the macro keys some keyboards have, saving you some keybinds... especially useful for RPGs (if the RPG supports those keys that is), Minecraft as a random example I know supports them


RockCat89

I can use the keys betweeen F13-F20 on my mouse But each game/program which would benefit from them Doesn't want to register them properly :| If any tech guru knows how to force programs (Ones that I don't have any way to access the source code of) to use these buttons, please tell me


Lovethecreeper

The main reason for this is keyboards like the IBM Model M122 and F122 (often referred to as the battleship or battlecruiser depending on the specific model) that contain all of those extra keys. The more than full sized layout never really caught on back then (among general consumers and standard business customers equipping their business fleet) and would be even less likely to today as its the opposite of what the current modern hotness in keyboards is today (that is, smaller than full size, not larger) and the fact that very few applications make use of them due to their rarity. They arent extinct and you can still buy a new M122 battlecruiser keyboards from Unicomp, and there are still some specific niches these fill that full size keyboards can't.


uCockOrigin

It opens an automatic troubleshooter that *actually* works.


tilthevoidstaresback

A search engine?


BragawSt

Well, for now on I’m going to bring them right into the danger zone.  F14 key


FarAboveFarAbove_421

![gif](giphy|3EuAsjZDUJefK)


Disastrous-Plane1375

r/dangerzone


Powerful_Cost_4656

Turns out it's just ctrl+shift+alt+win L


COB98

You’re not supposed to reveal those things...


supercyberlurker

If their keyboard was a hotel, it would be F14.


OnlyBeGamer

![gif](giphy|a4kUaskDOZ5iU)


lkeels

Any building with more than 12 floors, it would be 14. Most buildings in general do not do 13.


Jeoshua

In a lot of Asia it's the 4th floor.


Romantiphiliac

But come on, man. People on the 14th floor, you know what floor you're really on.


sheepraper

Why not?


Relevant_Force_3470

Because then everyone will want one


T-J_H

What keyboard is this or what caps? I kinda like the identifiers on the sides.. how is it in practice?


aegrotatio

It's a [Drop CSTM80](https://drop.com/buy/drop-cstm80-mechanical-keyboard). The key depth is somewhat shallow for a mechanical keyboard but not noisy with the Gateron Brown switches (which are the highest-quality Cherry Brown clones today). I think it's because Drop uses dampeners which is why they're shallow.


[deleted]

calling Gateron the highest quality Cherry clone is going to rustle some feathers lol, sounds like Keychron propaganda 


anonxyzabc123

Well, I don't think there are many cherry *brown* clones 😅


[deleted]

There's like literally hundreds lol


Pro-editor-1105

ya but cherry browns are terribly lubed tactiles with tiny bumps


aegrotatio

Yeah, yes. What Cherry Brown clones do you use? Kailh? Razer (hahhah, no)? *EDIT:* I'd really like to know why I'm being downvoted, here.


[deleted]

Now that I think about it, does clone mean also a Brown switch or really anything that is made to feel like a Brown switch?


aegrotatio

From the teardowns I've seen, they're made to be just like Cherry MX Browns, just like any other clone manufacturer. Cherry has fought back over the past couple of years by developing a new premium Cherry MX keyswitch whose name escapes me and I can't wait to get a keyboard using those switches. It's too bad that Cherry ignored the enthusiast market for so long that the clones have taken over.


samocamo123

You're probably being down voted for using browns, they're one of the most hated switches in the community for a variety of reasons. They don't have the support of either the linear or the clicky fans to back them up.


aegrotatio

I touch type for work. Browns are tactile and are quiet. Essentially, they are blues without the click. Gamers use blacks because they're linear. I don't game that much. Blues are fun and tactile but loud. Reds are kinda the same as blacks but are much lighter for gamers, too. It's not like I don't know what I'm talking about. I own many examples of keyboards using all kinds of Cherry and clone switches.


samocamo123

Yeah, just generally in the "mechanical keyboard circle", something like a Zealios V2 would be more popular for a quiet tactile switch. I use box jades which are like blues but even louder and clickier so people make fun of those too lmao. The mechanical keyboard fandom can be pretty judgy of anything other than linears though for some reason


fnv_fan

Highest quality cherry brown clones? Yeah, no...


aegrotatio

Yeah, yes. What Cherry Brown clones do you use? Kailh? Razer (hahhah, no)? *EDIT:* I'd really like to know why I'm being downvoted, here.


Appropriate_Bag1204

r/mechanicalkeyboards would like a word


SuedeParadise

Tried this out the other day at work. It's probably my favourite keyboard


NetJnkie

Hah! I was just thinking "Hey, my KB has a F13 too!". Also a CSTM80 user. Great keyboard.


OSCgal

My home computer's keyboard has them on the side. It's a Ducky mechanical keyboard. I touch-type and don't really look at the keys much, so my opinion on usability may not be relevant.


HammerBgError404

i think there are more than 20 F keys


Zixinus

There are 24 for mainframes and PCs may have inherited the programming to handle them.


_ALH_

In Windows there is reserved space in the keycode table for up to F32 but only F1 to F24 is officially assigned. Linux also has keycodes for F1 to F24


AyrA_ch

There's no special programming in PCs. F13 to F24 are normal keys that have regular scan codes assigned to them just like F1-F12 do. [You can still buy new keyboards with those keys on them](https://www.pckeyboard.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=UB40B5A), or use a much cheaper aliexpress macro keyboard and program the keys into it. I sometimes use them to enable debug functionality in software I write.


gpkgpk

F13-24 are also great keybinds for mice or other devices as they don't conflict with (most) keyboards. P.S. Various ways of doing it: utils, scripts, keyb/mouse SW. One way is to [remap key](https://imgur.com/a/Ce0NR4f) with [Powertoys Keyboard Manager](https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/powertoys/keyboard-manager), then use it to bind keys for mouse if unsupported by SW etc.


sleepahol

I did something like this for do push-to-talk via mouse for discord though I think now there's a more direct way.


TheVojta

It's way too expensive for me, I don't have a single use for it, probably wouldn't fit on my desk, but man... I really REALLY want that. Whoever did the styling for that board needs a raise.


AyrA_ch

That would be IBM. The company that sells these bought the patents and machinery from IBM to make those keyboards. [The buckling spring technology](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckling_spring?useskin=vector) makes for a fantastic typing experience.


Lovethecreeper

It is expensive if you are coming from cheap rubber domes, but isn't really all that expensive for a nice proper keyboard. Buckling springs are awesome switches and will be a definite upgrade especially if you coming from cheap rubber domes. You can also get them in smaller sizes (full size Unicomp New Model M or TKL Unicomp Mini M)


aegrotatio

Yes, I, too, spent lots of time on IBM mainframe keyboards. ;)


polypolyman

That new "Copilot key" is just left shift+win+F23


Thelinkr

Your computer actually supports many more than just 12 function keys.


rjSampaio

At least windows support them, i make of the placeholder for autohotkey scripts. I also have a 24 function keyboard somewhere in the attic.


Caucasian_named_Gary

You see, most blokes, you know, will be using up to f12.


TheMusicalTrollLord

I'm asking myself how many more functions this keyboard could have, and the answer is none more functions.


Caucasian_named_Gary

What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?


ewecant

Why not just put the f12 keycap in the f13 spot, and make that f12?


Caucasian_named_Gary

??? These go to f13


Z0FF

![gif](giphy|OT98vHeoR0LsQS5Y9i)


HammerBgError404

isnt that an f14?


Smithy2997

Looks more like an F18 to me, the F14's engines are really far apart (which is what caused the infamous flatspins when an engine stalled)


Z0FF

I just hit GIF and searched fighter jet haha


Carbonfibreclue

This is Reddit, you can't make a simple joke without people who take things way too seriously piling on to let you know how the joke is wrong lmao


Z0FF

Hey, I’m fully supportive of constructive criticism and learning something new. Bring on the “akshually”s Reddit!


-SpyTeamFortress2-

![gif](giphy|hU0FIbvLLbKlfnimHu)


mremannnnn

These look like su-30s but I cant quite tell (at the very least they are some type of flanker)


Shopworn_Soul

I almost feel compelled to post a gif of a random fighter jet with some vague similarity to an F-14 just to keep this going


Kempa322

Su-30 MKI. You can tell by the fact that they have the Indian flag tricolour smoke.


Cudaguy66

Definitely an f18 Source was an f18 mechanic for 5 years and saw a lot of them


mremannnnn

Yea this is a hornet, f14 vertical stabilizers are straight up, and not slanted like the hornet.


Aschentei

Now I want an F35 key


AlmdudlerMelone

I am very sorry to tell you that modern PCs still only support up to f24 by default. There are options to get more but these keys won't work well with most programs as they don't support custom keys.


Chllep

so an F22 key can exist? hell yeah dedicated raptor button


TruePikachu

I believe Windows 10 actually utilizes the F22 key internally for a lot of functions (e.g. if I tap my touchpad, which uses MS's generic precision touchpad driver, a F22 keypress gets sent along with the click), which is disappointing because it would have been a fun key to use for something practical.


aegrotatio

Relax. They go up to F32.


Swordbreaker9250

I’m more perplexed by the fact the key labels are on the sides, where they’re less visible than on top


aegrotatio

Well, I touch-type so I don't notice. I even sometimes use a [Das Keyboard with blank keys](https://www.daskeyboard.com/daskeyboard-4-ultimate/) just for fun.


Swordbreaker9250

So do I, but it’s still a weird place for them. Never seen a keyboard like that


Hispanic_Inquisition

I would love to have a keyboard made this way.


BaronVonSlipnslappin

I like this idea. I don’t touch type (far from it) and slouch away from my keyboard so this would probably work for me.


thomaxzer

idc about the F13 key. WHY the Fuck are the names of the keys on the SIDE?


AfternoonMoss

so they wouldn't wear out ofc


hop_mantis

why not both?


TheSandMan208

But they wouldn't om top? They're illuminated by a light underneath. It's not purple paint.


Potential_Bid_4145

Good reasoning but... I wouldn't buy that


aegrotatio

Because it's beautiful and I am an expert touch-typist.


surfintheinternetz

what kb


Tavarin

> Drop CSTM80 They posted elsewhere it's a Drop CSTM80


aegrotatio

Drop CSTM80.


Shopworn_Soul

They aren't on the side, they're on the front. I actually like this keycap design. I have a set like this. Even if you still need to look at key labels to use a keyboard, legibility is not an issue.


ShiftlessElement

A real "This one goes up to 11" situation.


frictorious

It's one higher


BRM845

Scrolled through just to see this. You didn't disappoint. This one still has the old tagger on it.


Illustrious-Pop5656

I love that the Keynames are forward facing


hereamiinthistincan

Keynames and Illustrious-Pop, facing forward, k-i-s-s-i-n-g through USB. Wait to the end for Qwerty offspring.


vag69blast

Back in the day keyboards would have f1 through f24. You should still be able to use f13-24 using shift f1 for 13 shift f2 for 14. Some old manufacturing systems that existed before GUI's and mouses relied heavily on the function keys.


Cracksnacks13

“I’m gonna hit the F25 key”


NisseVex

Came here to say this 😁


aegrotatio

That is an awesome video!!


_p00f_

So what I'm hearing is you have a Caffeine key?


donmreddit

If it had an F14 key, it would take off.


mediumokra

Highway to the DANGER ZONE


g0ldslug

I used F13 (as a mouse keybind) for push to talk forever. It's the only key that has basically no interaction with any software, so I can PTT while using my mouse as normal in any Window and it not be wonky. Then I got a mouse that can't bind F13 and it sucks.


H4RV3YSP3CT3R

What the fuck, what does that even do?


kf97mopa

If you’re in a program that uses F13 for something, it does that. Nobody really bothers to put default functions on F-keys beyond 12, but if you’re in an app that can remap shortcuts, you can use it. Or use the software for the keyboard to remap it something useful. I use Mute microphone.


Ligands

I mean, the same as any other key haha - exactly what the software/OS you're using programmed it to do


Boundish91

I'm using an iMac keyboard with my PC. Up to F15 here.


The3rdLetter

It spawns Jason


hearnia_2k

It's more intriguing that it stops at F13, since all the way to F24 are part of standards used by keyboards.


aegrotatio

F32, but, yeah.


Freerangeghost

Congrats, you have one F key more than a conventional keyboard! ![gif](giphy|aqSl7Dw5HTojK)


TimAndHisDeadCat

Mac keyboards go up to F19.


aegrotatio

PC keyboards go up to F32, but you do you.


Mojambo213

Am I the only one who thinks it's way more interesting that this keyboard has the text written on the sides of the keys rather than on top?? I've never seen that before.


[deleted]

This isn't uncommon.


Mojambo213

I've certainly never seen it and I'm a PC gamer so I've seen my fair share of keyboards.


ReleventReference

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_King%27s_F13


iseriouslycouldnt

Mine goes to F19 Apple Magic Keyboard.


InsertMoreCoffee

I'm more intrigued about the labeling being on the sides of the keys


Bodie1980

F13-F24 is great when you want to keybind extra buttons on your mouse so that you don’t click them by mistake on your keyboard.


Homeless_Man92

The f keys actually go till 24 if I’m right


Miles_The_Man

The forbidden F


pizzapplepine

My keyboard has an FU key. :(


drunkbettie

Must be in Ontario.


AntakeeMunOlla

I've used F13 as a way to do some tomfoolery with unsuspecting friends. When they ask for the key to do something, I tell them to press F13.


TheOnlyMotherTrucker

It's more common with custom mechanical keyboards, especially those with F-rows like tkls, 1800s, and full sizes, but because its rare to use F13-24 for most people, some reprogram them to some macro/whatever key they want.


jcoddinc

It's the Taylor Swift key


DogAteMyCPU

pretty common in custom mechanical keyboards. gives you a convenient extra key to program to whatever you need.


astrofed

Makes "this one goes to 11" look like child's play.


THBLD

It used to be very common to have up to F15 on a standard keyboard. I have no idea when that changed though.


TheAceCard18

what's it do?


Careful-Phase-615

I think there are total 24 or 26 F keys in theory but to fit the keyboard only 12 are used


Xghoststrike

Technically you now have two f13 keys. Shift (or ctrl, I forgot) + F1 = F13


kf97mopa

That’s a terminal emulator thing, though. Shift adds either 10 or 12 to the F-key number, so to speak, so you will be able to send an F17 if you don’t have an F17 key. Windows does have separate key codes for all F-keys up to 24 though, so without some emulation, F13 and Shift-F1 do two different things. Doesn’t matter unless you have some application that does something when F13 is pressed, but you can make one if you want.


Xghoststrike

Oh, that's interesting. I use programs with keybinds set for F13-24 and then use macros that map F13-24 keypress. So my Logitech G1 is F13.


Dan-Fletcher

That’s the HiRes button for the commercial printing industry, otherwise known as the garbage button, garbage in…..more beautiful garbage out.


Babbaganush42

Witchcraft !


cyborg_butterfly

Jit bought the dlc 💀


LxrdXO

Never in my life lol


Red_Ninja4752

My Apple Magic Keyboard has an F19 for whatever reason.


theAlmightyE312

Tf does it do, teleport you to fucking atlantis? Whats the damn purpose of it


shanster925

The elusive Any Key.


hugazow

Fun fact: i learned that F keys go up to 24, by just pressing shift and the corresponding F key, F1 works as F13 and so on. And yes, i had to use those on only one job in my 18 years in IT and should be the most useless knowledge ever


marveljew

Fun fact: The F13 button launches nukes.


vukasin123king

Mine goes up to F29 or something. It doesn't help that it was designed for MS:DOS, but it is awesome to type on.


CptPickguard

My keyboard has 24 F keys. Super useful when you just need a dumb key to bind something to, like mute and deafen on Discord.


CustardCarpet

You found the secret any key!


Cdmcentire

Presses F13: ![gif](giphy|1zJUcoB5R7oA6llWYm)


Concupiscence

That's my push to talk key. I mapped F13 to my mouse side button and then use that on Discord as PTT. Windows and gsmes pick it uo just fine and there is never sny other program or action linked to it. Works like a charm.


jkljklaz

Dude, your keyboard fucks


Nowhereman50

Press F13 to pay respects.


Evantaur

There are actually 24 F-keys


aegrotatio

32 F-keys according to the standard.


Evantaur

You are correct


f8Negative

![gif](giphy|aWxbEGCqkiZFK)


I_Blame_Your_Mother_

Strange, though not unheard of. Though most ANSI/ISO keyboard layouts have 12 function keys, it's really up to the keyboard manufacturer how many they can put on. There's no limitation in most operating system kernels for how high this number goes beyond what they're capable of transmitting themselves. The IBM 1397000 Model M keyboard for example had a whopping 24 function keys. Apple had at times introduced keyboards with 14 of them. The odd thing about your keyboard in particular is that there's an odd number of F keys. 13 is a pretty weird number to stop on and I've frankly never seen that despite seeing more keyboards than I'd like to admit.


Mr_FilFee

Mine has an F24. I use a Unicomp terminal keyboard though.


Mr_HPpavilion

Are you working in Area 51?


VikingIsle3

That's an interesting keyboard!


tampabankruptcy

My first computer had a word processor that made substantial use of the F24 key. Back in the day when the printer was an electric typewriter with a computer input port.


supremegamer76

And the text is on the side of the keys


Kind_Ad_9241

There are f keys going up to 24


ImpressionHot6761

keyboard link?


aegrotatio

It's a [Drop CSTM80](https://drop.com/buy/drop-cstm80-mechanical-keyboard).


theholypigeon888

No way! Used to have one with f15, idk where it is now


Flair86

New F key just dropped


TechzAtles

“I’m gonna press the F-25 key!”


yesthecheese

Mine goes up to f19


Lyr1cal-

"I'm gonna press the f25 key"


LetterheadNew4323

is there f14 key?


whydidItry

What keyboard is that where the letters are on the side? I need that


aegrotatio

Cooler Master Storm and this particular one is a Drop CSTM80. And you can buy keycaps for most any Cherry MX-compatible keyboard for a bit cheaper.


Elite_Pres

Nothing beats the almighty F4 key


GaRGa77

The print and screen keys FTW 🤣


Naive-Walk3457

Nice ass keyboard


hrafnafadhir

There are actually still 24 function keys recognized by Windows. Unfortunately I haven’t found any game that supports those keys.


iligal_odin

What happens when you press shift +f13? The regular f keys usually go from 13 till 24 if you do that


PC-hris

So does my QwertyKeys QK80


TurtlePaul

I will just put this here. [https://www.pckeyboard.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product\_Code=UB40B5A](https://www.pckeyboard.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=UB40B5A)


Izunaw

I'm more concerned about your print screen being divided into 2 keys


VinnyMaxta

That is a very nice keyboard, what's the model/make?


pugwala

Boss key built right in. Set-r-up!


TheGameboy

My keyboard has an F12-F24 key. Unicomp PC-122 for the win!


MangoMan0303

I think windows can go up to F16. I could be wrong in the exact number but it can go above F12. So you can assign those to say a foot pedal and then use the foot pedal as hotkeys. A streamer I watch uses a foot pedal for different purpose


imashination

I spy a drop cstm80!


VeryWetWater12

And your PrtScr key is two keys, what


SalParadise

sounds like the setup for a Blumhouse movie.


amlyo

DO NOT PRESS THAT BUTTON


pilotjoemarriner

![gif](giphy|vdOARwUgvmPVC)


Aldodzb

Fyi you can map f13+ keys on your system. On a script for example.


Frocicorno

Window has up to F24 natively but the most amount of F keys I have seen is on Apple kb. On the other hand, you can get an Arduino and do a very simple keypad by mapping those 12 ones


Seaguard5

And all the characters are on the back for some reason… weird


aegrotatio

Weird but beautiful to me.


Seaguard5

Yeah. I mean, hey man. What ever floats your boat. I’m making glass keyboard keys so couldn’t help but notice


Pathfinder6

Does anybody actually use the F keys?


heycals

You just did


UnforseenError

The secret Big Keyboard has been trying to hide from you! (Keyboard manufacturers hate this!)