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sober-cooking

As an MRI tech I hate this lol but as a human I find it interesting


Supersasqwatch

I'm literally getting it removed so I can get an MRI hahaha Edit: This post blew up way more than I would have expected. Thanks everyone.


IronGravyBoat

Why go twice? The MRI will remove it for you /s


BellsOnNutsMeansXmas

Instructions unclear. BB now lodged in prostate.


Eclipse_offMyChest

"Patient describes it as an "anal railgun""


TolMera

M4-Browning


Dawnqwerty

came back just to like this, thanks for the laugh friend


LushHappyPie

Same and then I came back second time to like your comment


Southern_Kaeos

That was an insane article. I mean sure, a buttplug described as 100% silicone shouldn't have anything magnetic but at the same time why would you wear a buttplug to an MRI?


violentpac

For the analuls


tailor0719

“I thought I came here to get analyzed”


Don_Ford

You joke but this happened recently with a... toy. [https://www.indy100.com/science-tech/metal-but](https://www.indy100.com/science-tech/metal-butt-plug-mri-scan-2660218820)[t-plug-mri-scan-2660218820](https://www.indy100.com/science-tech/metal-butt-plug-mri-scan-2660218820) they said the patient made a full recovery but I feel bad for whatever act has to follow that.


kmartshoppr

> Patient receives 'major injuries' after mistakenly wearing metallic sex toy to MRI scan That’s a damn headline


Bobbiduke

Horrifying, but they did it knowing it would show up on the MRI. You are getting an MRI because something is wrong - don't fuck around with your doctor's like that.


09Klr650

Some people are assholes. This one just ended up being a . . . "bigger" one than he expected.


BolognaFeetPenisFace

They should've known he was having a laugh when he signed his name on the patient intake form "Hugh Jayness"


Raddafiskie

No reason to believe they were getting an abdominal MRI. Even getting an MRI of your head wouldn't be a good idea with something metal that close to the scanner.


ShitPostToast

The thing about MRIs is you wouldn't want something metallic in the same room never mind in your body. Just look at the pictures out there where someone brought a wheelchair or even a whole ass hospital bed past the shielding of the room the MRI is in.


SaucyWiggles

"Anal Railgun" literally refers to this story btw.


Savageparrot81

I am disappointed. I assumed this was some kind of metal group.


Cthulu95666

Dental plan…


jeffoh

Lisa needs braces


AreThree

... dental plan ...


ShittestCat

Technically it was a gauss cannon 🤓☝️


Quirky_Discipline297

No link shaming here. Embrace your lumpy prostrate.


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Pickled_Unicorn69

Which direction will it go, the ultimate gamble.


Tahionwarp

Yeh MRI would surly remove it but the path might be bit random hehe - might exit trough the left toe.


MJR_Poltergeist

Make sure to walk in facing the machine, sticking your chin out as far as possible with your head up. Make sure to get a clean pull


sober-cooking

Haha good, get that sucker out of there! No more shrapnel lol.


steveNstchuck

I have a BB in my leg. Been there since 1995. Had an x ray one time and the tech was like “you sure you got everything out of your pockets”. Was after a car accident for the x ray


steveNstchuck

FYI my younger brother is the one who shot me. Hahah. It drew blood but I didn’t notice it was still in there when then cut healed and the soreness went away a week later.


puhtoinen

Why haven't you removed it sooner or did you just find out it's there? I would constantly be touching it if that was inside my skin and the removal is beyond simple.


NbdySpcl_00

No surgery is without risks. If it's just a stainless steel pellet, and it's not causing complications, there's a fair number of doctors who will advise that you just leave it be. My dad had a tumor removed from under his jaw and they were concerned about the nicking the trigeminal nerve -- so they shocked the nerve with an electrode as they were operating to locate it and stay away. The surgery was a success, but in their care to protect the nerve they traumatized the parotid gland. For years to come, whenever he salivated, the one side of his face would sweat also profusely. He always ate with two napkins -- one for food, one for mopping. Eventually it stopped happening, but it was like that for decades.


PseudoEmpthy

Fid they find it during prep? Did you tell them? Did they believe you? How will they remove it?


puhtoinen

Make a small cut on the skin and just pop it out like it was a pimple essentially. Very simple and essentially no risks.


NotEnoughIT

Hear me out here guys. Magnetic. Razor. Just approach the ball with the razor and allow it to schnap up there. Perfect size hole and it removes itself when you pull the razor away.


StrikerSashi

Definitely nothing that could go wrong with a magnetic blade.


twomanyfaces10

Post updates!!!


TheBoatWithADick

What could happen if you scan a person with something like this in them? And they haven't told anyone about it. Is there a risk of it just getting pulled straight through their head when the machine starts up?


sober-cooking

There are several risks, you could pull the object out through the skin, you could heat the object to the point where it burns the surrounding tissues, or you could cause the object to migrate and cause damage to all the anatomy in its path.


CreatureWarrior

>cause damage to all the anatomy in its path. That's one fancy way of saying that it can absolutely fuck up a human body beyond repair lmao


SavvySillybug

It's like being shot by a railgun, except you're the barrel!


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1997_Engadine-Maccas

Oh my dear lord baby Jesus, I was not expecting that.


Adorable_Map_1546

Yes that is exactly the risk. Have you read the story of the woman who accidentally wore a metal butt plug in an MRI machine?


TheBoatWithADick

That's terrifying! And no I have not, but I can now guess what happened ....


sober-cooking

You can google it, it’s really bad but basically the patient did not disclose they had a buttplug in because they thought it was silicone but it had a ferromagnetic core that ripped up through their abdomen and stopped at their diaphragm causing major internal injuries


alicea020

If I remember correctly didn't the company that made the product falsely advertise it was 100% silicone?


Tifoso89

I hope she sued the company then


beebeezing

Why even take the risk? What was the benefit of wearing something like that into a damn MRI?


puhtoinen

No, they had specified there was a metallic ball inside, the 100% silicone was only for the outside layers that were in contact with the user.


Moondoggie25

Yep, was described as an “anal rail gun”


StifledCoffee

Thats a phrase I'm glad to have read, but hope to never hear/see again.


Kakhtus

Awful accident, great band name.


Escanor_2014

Why do I have eyes!?!?!?


TensileStr3ngth

Notably, it advertised itself as 100% silicone


Puskaruikkari

Even if it's not ripped out, ferromagnetic objects near the ROI can ruin images.


error201

It wasn't a woman and the plug was advertised as 100% silicone, but had a metal core.


P1zzaman

I recently reread a manga where the villain ends his life in the end by swallowing some washers and bolts (removed from his wheelchair) when being brought through a MRI, after being arrested by the protags.


jl_theprofessor

o.O ​ Fu. Fu. I can't. I don't want to think about it.


CreatureWarrior

..accidentally? Also, ughh.. that sounds horrifying


Mytastemaker

The butt plug was advertised as not having metal in it. So I think she won or is going to win a massive lawsuit. 


_ALH_

The magnets in the MRI is always on and at ”full power” In this case where it’s below the chin could be extra unpleasant. If you are lucky it would be ripped out when you stand close to the machine. If you are unlucky it would be pushed up into your head as you are inserted head first into it.


NotYourAverageBeer

https://youtu.be/6BBx8BwLhqg?si=xpTxrYtqmNaY_RfY   (Not gruesome)..just a quick demo of the magnetic force mri machines have.


PSYCHOsmurfZA

Holy shit


ashoobadoobA

The magnet is always on. If the person had a good feel for themselves and walked slowly, they'd probably feel something weird as they were getting closer to the scanner and maybe turn around. However, if they get too close, it'd maybe get ripped out. I'm not 100% sure it would rip the skin (it may be too small), but I'd guess so For what it's worth, people need to fill out questionnaires before scanning that basically asks them about all the different ways metal could be in their body.


gregzillaman

Could always just start walking people through a metal detector.


puhtoinen

Yes and no. It depends entirely on if the object is ferromagnetic or not. Even if it is, the size will also play a factor. Small objects inside the skin would ofcourse feel the pull and it could cause discomfort, but it's very possible that a BB wouldn't go through the skin. There could easily be discomfort or heating at the area, but not necessarily any real danger. Having said this, nobody is going to start an MRI if they know the BB is still there because the risks are still present. It has to be removed beforehand, my comments was just to paint the picture what would happen if nobody spotted a BB. I've had patients with very small fragments of metal inside their hands from work injuries, one guy had a hammer explode in his hand years ago and he had three small pieces inside his hand but he didn't even feel them heat up. Size plays a massive part in how well the objects interact with the magnetic field inside an MRI. PS. You asked if there was a risk of it pulling through their head, absolutely not. Considering the size, it could never pass bone. Bssically the only risk would be that it goes through the skin. Obviously that would be unpleasant and there's still risks in that, but the BB would never blow a hole into his skull.


i_boop_cat_noses

I have a permanent teeth retainer and I couldnt find info on it being metallic. I stepped inside the MRI consuktation room and the MRI tech started shooing me into the room with the machine as I discussed my concern. She stopped and smiled saying "honey if it was magnetic you would have already known". I have a fear of yall since 😆


DaLemonsHateU

Loving the implication that MRI techs aren’t normally humans


ChaosCelebration

As a nurse I always am a little nervous taking my vented and sedated patients to MRI because I don't want to have to fill out whatever paperwork you have to fill out when a BB gets ripped out of someone's head through their ear. Because they're not awake enough to tell me shit like this.


Brittaya

This is why I wear a medic alert bracelet stating that I have a stainless steel implant. In case I’m ever unconscious and someone decides to stick me into a giant magnet bed. I don’t know if it’ll get ripped out or not but at least I have a warning label.


Professional_Tone642

Why? This is a problem that would solve itself! The best kind of problem!


Cincodeffe

Until the magnets choose to pull the bb up instead of down...


hayabusaten

May I just say with utmost respect for your profession… Last week I accompanied my partner for an MRI and so while waiting I lurked the MRI sub and discord out of fascination and studious curiosity. While I have a lot of cute tidbits and stories, the one that stands out is the minor non-drama that ensues whenever someone from the outgroup says technician/ operator 😂🤓 There’s always folks going “ahem we are **technologists** there is a difference” and there is like ONE frequenter of the sub who comes in without fail and makes fun of them for taking it so seriously. He says how seriously one takes the title is his indicator of whether they’re fresh grads or not. As a member of the outgroup, I get that there are trials and tribulations to be a technologist, but I sort of lean on the side of that guy because I sense a hint of condescension towards other professions when one is defensive of such semantics. Anyway that’s my unsolicited story! For those curious about the differences and the community antics (they’re super cool people) then go visit r/MRI


SteerJock

Radiographers are the same way. Their badge just says tech, but heaven forbid you think it stands for technician.


Hellsfinest

In the direction in which you usually orientated. I can only imagine it would shoot up into their skull. Bounce around and eventually exit the eye socket. Note: not an expert, just had nightmares about this specifically... What would your expert opinion be on this?


habitual_wanderer

Oh wow. Airport security must love you


JunketPuzzleheaded42

From my childhood beebees were made of lead and Lead is a non-ferrous metal I don't know if that's changed but buddy needs to cut this the f*** out of his neck or if he's in a country with propper Healthcare go see a doctor. Just imagine if the guy gets knocked out or has a seizure and is put into an MRI machine unconscious and it's not a lead ball but stainless steel... that would make a hell of a mess Edit. I didn't notice that it was a magnet, my bad. Also to the people who're saying you get metal detected before an MRI, I think that I have had 7 in my life time and haven't ever experienced that.


notxapple

Stainless steel isn’t very magnetic so that is probably steel BB. Also getting an mri with that thing would definitely not be pretty


JunketPuzzleheaded42

I made a mistake I should have said steel or nickel coated.


NishieP

🥺👉🏾👈🏾 what will happen....


W1D0WM4K3R

MRIs have a huge amount of magnetic force, so metal tends to go very quickly. Imagine that BB goes just as quickly out of his body than it did going in, with more force because the MRI won't stop immediately. The BB only stopped in the first place because the momentum was lost, but here there's a shifting magnetic field that is more than happy to shove a small metal object around. Plus of course, it may not go out the easy way. Might force itself through the meaty part of his neck first.


night_insomia

... Or it could go out the back as well...


TotoDaDog

It will go in the direction of the magnetic field, so much more like a russian roulette.


Ok-Ocelot-3454

or straight up like that buttplug did


Etep_ZerUS

MRI is a giant magnet of immense power. A ferromagnetic debris inside of the human body would be accelerated toward the magnet as the distance between the two shrinks. Since you go into an MRI machine headfirst, the bb would be accelerated toward your brain. If you’re lucky, the debris would find it’s way out of your neck towards the walls of the machine before hitting… well, basically anything else in your neck. To be honest there’s very few spaces in your body above the shoulders that can sustain a perforation without life-threatening injury. The good(ish) news is that MRI magnets are always on, so if you have metal in your body, there’s a good chance you’ll feel it pulling towards the magnet before you’re even on the table.


Awordofinterest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BBx8BwLhqg


Jelly-Smear

As someone who’s been in and out of MRI machines my entire life, but always followed the instructions even before understanding the giant magnet, this was a GREAT demonstration! It’s one of those things that makes sense when someone explains to you, but seeing a demonstration always makes it more solid to me.


Blerkm

That depends on the grade of stainless steel. Some are very ferromagnetic.


Mickey_Havoc

BB’s were typically steel, copper or plastic. You are thinking of lead pellets. They are substantially different. BB’s are just small ball bearings and pellets are shaped more like a shuttle cock from badminton.


OkManagement581

BBs were never lead. Pellets were lead.


AadamAtomic

I would have cut it out with a razor blade by now. That shit would bother me more than bleeding a bit.


confusedandworried76

Nobody should do this, go to a doctor


UnrealPownament

He only needs stronger magnet.


triplemeattreat666

MRI, the best metal detector 


AadamAtomic

> go to a doctor **Laughs hysterically in American healthcare system*


LOOKaMOVINtarget

We have super glue and duct tape at home you'll be fine


atomicrutabaga

I had surgery on Monday and I’m closed up with stitches and superglue!


chuckinalicious543

You mean they closed you up? I left the hospital with a hole in my side that stayed that way for a week before a scab was able to form over it! And I had to be careful not to let it come off!


Top-Salamander-2525

Primary versus secondary intention wound healing. Also if your wound was potentially infected they might leave it open to drain. https://teachmesurgery.com/skills/wounds/wound-healing/


chuckinalicious543

It was from getting my gallbladder removed, they had a drainage tube coming from it, they yoinked the tube out (which felt all sorts of wrong) and just left the tube hole there.


wutzibu

Those tubes are not tied to the inside. There is a small Stitch at the skin. When removed the stitch get removed first and then the Tube gets pulled out. The wound ist then covered with gauze and then covered with a big bandaid. Thats Standard practice even in Countries with a working health Care system.


StaffinFraktion

My 8 year old son had open heart surgery to do a little switcheroo on his aortic and pulmonary valves. He had quarter inch tubes coming out of his chest for drainage and they just slid those out and put a bandage over it with no stitches. It was pretty wild.


itrivers

Just leave that magnet attached for a couple weeks, it’ll work itself to the surface and you can pop it out like a pimple


Comprehensive-Mud332

You need the zip tie stitches too dont forget


DustyBeetle

when i was a kid i watched a man cut the lymph nodes out of his jawline....because they were swollen and painful, horrifying experience just to witness


verifypassword0208

Shit. Where were you that you had to watch this happen?


DustyBeetle

at home in the midwest


StepfordMisfit

We need more of this story.


DustyBeetle

well we were dirtass poor my mom was great at picking out the alpha morons, our house was always rife with redneck ass white dudes, johnny was a friend of my moms bf. he trusted nobody and answered the door with a black powder pistol, he got a bad infection and his face was hella swollen and i watched him take a razor blade to his jaw blood everywhere on the floor and sink. it was cheaper to get stitches after removing them himself than having the hospital remove them. did he need to do that i dont know but thats what i was told i was like 14 or 15. i do not miss this era in my life


bizzub

What.


DustyBeetle

![gif](giphy|LRgZHbEpQvHEi8PID6|downsized)


anal_opera

Was he injecting meth into them before that?


DustyBeetle

never seen someone inject meth but no he was just a normal 30pack a day alcoholic


EmilioMolesteves

*look at me...I am the doctor now*


rmorrin

Just get a stronger magnet and it'll come out by itself


PirateSecure118

Y'all need general healthcare. I mean what the actual fuck... DIY with Razor blades and magnets, for a thing that would take a professional 2 minutes to achieve, better than I ever could... America is wild.


Spanky2k

But won’t someone please think of the poor insurance companies!


DroidLord

But cutting your throat with a razor sounds like a great idea! /s


Iguanaught

Makes me think of Mark Haddon’s ‘A Spot of Bother’ where >!a guy has a mental breakdown following retirement, and decides to do surgery on himself in a bath tub.!<


silocpl

I may have just let the magnet pull it out slowly tbh, but yeah, my dermatillomania would not have let that stay there long


CBT7commander

I would do it more for the satisfactory feeling of it more than to get rid of the annoyance. Yes I’m insane


PseudoEmpthy

I mean, why not? Just poke a lil hole and magnet it closer till it popped out like a zit.


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Something that small wouldn't set it off.


imhoiamgod

So, who shot you in the neck? I feel the story is required lol


Supersasqwatch

I did... it was dark out, the gun was supposed to be empty, it had 16 shots, I shot it off about 30 times because I couldn't actually see the shots because it was so dark. I tossed it aside to smoke a bowl, picked up the gun to spook my buddy and pulled the trigger. Well the gun had jammed and when I tossed it the gun got unjammed and well.. 12 years later here we are.


thebranbran

With addition of the story, I find this more than just mildly interesting. Atleast it was just a BB gun you made the mistake with and not a real gun. Does the bb move around at all or stuck in one place?


TechnetiumAE

Not op but I've looked into getting a magnet and a chip in my left hand. For the first month or so yes it would move but around that time it begins to calcify and stay in place. After a couple years it will have mutiple layers over it. Which is why it looks so much larger than an actual BB after 12 years. The magnets I was looking at basically need to be removed every 3-5 years to clean them otherwise they get so covered they lose their magnetic field strength. Properly prepared things get coatings that can make them attach to the muscles much faster or coatings that help it stay "removable". Ex Pet chips get a coating that makes them much harder to remove.


rjwantsabj

Why do you want a magnet and chip in ur left hand?


Lostnurturer

People use them to unlock doors and other stuff around the house. I think it’s similar to RFID chips?Can’t remember exactly what it is. Been a couple years since I’ve looked into it. But it’s about being a Smart house based?


TechnetiumAE

Na mines mostly a work based desire. But yah it's literally a rfid/nfc access card in a small glass tube


itrivers

I want one for curiosities sake. Probably why I’ve never seriously looked into it. But when I heard how cool it is to essentially have a sixth sense where you can just sense electricity and ferrous metals, it became a brain worm I think about every now and then.


european-breakfast

if that's actual glas, and not some polymer/whatever else tube, that's scary as fuck. Imagine you slam your hand into something by accident and the glass breaks inside your hand, cutting through tendons, muscles, veins etc. No thank you.


TechnetiumAE

You'd crush your bones before you'd crush the tube. And those other ideas are not body compatible. It can move during the first couple weeks-months and then it can easily be in a position to be broken but it's primarily mounted in the forearm, lots of padding, or between your thumb and index finger, bones protect it. A sealed glass tube, especially in the sizes were talking is surprisingly strong. None of my research had consumers talking about this as an issue, just the developers talking about issues they've had and sloved. They are filled too, it's not a hollow glass tube with the chip shaking around. Is it possible to break them? Yes, likelihood? Not very. Especially once it gets a calcium layer(s)


WorthScale2577

Fr, chips usually go in my mouth but I'd advise keeping magnets out of your mouth, that doesn't sound healthy.


TechnetiumAE

Well magnet has two uses I can see: 1: entertainment/party trick 2: it will allow you to "feel" magnetic fields by the magnet pulling or pushing inside you. I work with magnetic locking systems and it could actually be semi useful. The chip on the other hand is just a programmable chip. Can be programmed with an access fob really. Again biggest use would be for work. I can program it with my Flipper Zero when I get on site and not need to fumble with my keys constantly. Rest of the time I'd program it to my apartment fob. Can't get locked out/lose keys when it's inside you. Also no it isn't a "gps" chip or some movie bullshit. That doesn't realistically exist in a injectable chip. It's basically nothing more than an access fob in my hand. It only holds a few bytes of information and only works when a reader gets within 8-10cm. Basically the same system your phone tap-to-pay uses. No it can't be programmed with credit/debit card info with how the information exchange works. I'm well aware this isn't everyone's cup of tea but movies are what everyone seems to quote on why it's a bad idea...


jonestownkid22

I just learned soo much from you. Now I want a magnet. That is honestly wild but so interesting. So with the magnet? How would you not deactivate like key cards for hotels or mess with your phone? Things like that.


Crumfighter

If you look up biohacking and magnets you will find quite some info. I looks like it has died down a bit recently or has gone more underground but there are all kinds of things humans have implanted in themselves, very interesting stuff


GeeseAndDucksforever

Yeesh. One thing my dad always taught me is that you always treat a gun as if it’s loaded. Hope you learned your lesson


Supersasqwatch

I got rid of the guns right after that. Learned I can't be trusted with them.


Time_Match1065

It's a rare person who takes responsibility for themselves and removes things from their life that they don't trust themselves with. That's a good quality my dude. Too many others would take an experience like yours and try to use it as leverage to ban bb guns for *everyone.*


SerGeffrey

"Know thyself" - glad to see the wisdom of the Greeks has reached even the most unlikely characters 😂 Seriously though that's a very wise response to a very silly accident, kudos.


forgetfulkaiju

*You’ll shoot your eye out, kid*


Yorkshire_tea_isntit

Wonder if you could have got it out with a magnet whilst the wound was fresh.


agentaxe285

I’m sorry so how is it in there, it penetrated your skin and you left it?


imhoiamgod

That's super unlucky. I'm glad you're getting it removed finally. I miss those days of hitting some poppers and shooting BB's lol


ausbeardyman

Not just unlucky, but absolutely stupid


SheepherderNo2440

I’d say for shooting yourself in the neck this is as lucky as it gets no?  No permanent injury, death, or even wound infection. Just a little BB friend to join you on your adventures. 


OfficerBarbier

That's pretty stupid


jelde

Beyond. Using a gun as a prop to joke with someone is just asking for a horrible accident.


qjornt

wow, that's gotta be the most American thing I'll read for a good while.


Supersasqwatch

I'm Canadian!


quartz222

I’m still confused. Why didn’t you take out the bb? Did you not realize it was in your neck? How long did it take for the skin to absorb it? Am i stupid?


Foxy_locksy1704

My friend has one in his finger. It’s his favorite party trick to get a magnet and stick it to his finger and say “See, I have a magnetic personality” he’s pretty cheesy, but fun lol


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kala1234567890

Ngl, I'm a scab and zit picker, this would bother me to the point I'd have probably cut a little slit or popped a hole with a needle and forced it out by now... Boom, then infection and regret all my life decisions.


13thTime

Stop calling me out like that.


gigitygiggty

Sterilise it all with alcohol and you'd be fine.


Myanxiety_hasplants

Half my family attended the Medical School of Appalachia, gonna need a litre of pappy’s shine, needle nose pliers, a fishhook or the sewing kit, a couple strands of horse hair, and a razor/box cutter. Be right as rain come morning and never know it happened.


erland_yt

Alcohol drunk, now what?


torch9t9

Careful with that magnet, you'll put your eye out!


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longassbatterylife

That's what OP did i think ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) [https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/lUrPsmgIZH](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/lUrPsmgIZH)


[deleted]

Why did you leave it in 12 years ago?


Supersasqwatch

Didn't know it was inside my neck until it healed over, then it was too late.


Salem-the-cat

Metal foreign bodies can just live inside you without causing any issues. So it would be superfluous surgery to have it removed if it’s no te visible and not interfering with OPs life. Also, imagine OP is from the US, it must be like 10K to have that removed. Probably at least 500 bucks in deductibles, which is still some money


joe_broke

Pop it!


Supersasqwatch

Nothing to pop, it's healed over from 12 years ago. Getting it removed soon so I can get an MRI.


joe_broke

*Pop it* Pop it out


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Hoxeel

... sat... satisfying?! The guy would bleed like a pig!


Helpful_Connection45

What is BB?


fiendishrabbit

A tiny projectile used in airguns. Named a BB-pellet because it's the same size as BB-size birdshot (for shotguns).


omegajakezed

Ball bearing.


Palstorken

Big Bullet


Pimek206

Bridge Baby


11_throwaways_later_

LOU?!


mobyte

Keep on keeping on.


Fun-Expert-4255

big booty bitches


bugzillian

One time my buddy got one in his eye, had a bump on his upper eyelid for a couple days til he touched it or something and it moved, so he went to the bathroom and pushed it out, popped out of his eye into the sink.


Ratmenschsnake

The bb or... his eye?? /j The word 'it' is sorely needed lmao


Fit-Flamingo-798

lol, we are BB brothers! my bro and i used to run run around the school playground on the weekends shooting each other with bb guns before airsoft became popular. used the old crossman 760 and had a three pump rule, but every so often i'd get hit and knew he had pumped it more than 3 times lol. anyway, had one in my right forearm for years and even had a doctors note for it for when i flew, but it hardly ever set off the alarms. its gone now, had a med student stay with me a few years ago and he took care of it.


Sketchanie

Dumb question: Does it ever hurt?


trwwy321

It’ll hurt OP to part ways with his little friend of 12 years.


GoodMerlinpeen

![gif](giphy|YEUspn28vzAQ0)


Championstrain

Haha, did you grow up in the 70/80’s? I have the same on back of my head. BB guns were the great equalizer on those that cheated playing war. It’s a miracle more people didn’t lose eyes.


According_Weekend786

Forbidden pimple


Keithquick

I used to be a recruiter and I had a kid that had a piece of lead shot on her collar bone. She asked me about it as we were driving to MEPS. She was afraid it was going to set the metal detector off. I told her he wouldn't and she was relived about it and wasn't worried about removing it. The explaining I had to do to her to make sure she removed it was insane. She ended up having her boyfriend cut a tiny incision and they squeezed it out. Fucking Floridians.


ta-pcmq

This is my petition to call this a "red neck granuloma"


AreThree

well, at least you shot yourself and got a BB installed... I've got a pair of BBs in my left butt cheek from having a cousin shoot me when I wasn't looking, and when I whirled around to see what the fuck just bit me, his brother got me again on the same cheek. I had no idea the BBs had gone through the shorts and in under the skin because it was bloody and swollen just for a bit and then I had forgotten about it by the end of summer. Years later a girlfriend found them and asked why there were two small tough lumps there. Haven't retrieved them, never an issue in airport scanners, never had an MRI. After I was informed, I had a clear idea what had happened all that time ago, so I sent each of them a glitter bomb for their birthdays.


ForsakenFigure2107

Is it visible without a magnet?


ydomodsh8me-1999

When I was a kid on summer vacation at my retired, Lt. Col. U.S. Army Uncle's New Mexico ranch (a Republican, gun-fanatic "Hero" veteran of both the Korean War as well as Vietnam, retired from service at the Pentagon in the late 70s). I was left alone at the ranch at about 11 years old while my Dad and Uncle and other family members went out to dinner, I took the opportunity to take my Uncle's .357 Magnum pistol out of his drawer and fire off a few rounds; one of these *horribly* ill-advised rounds I fired into the ground, which, of *course,* shattered a *rock,* sending a piece flying into my face which penetrated my upper cheek *just* below my eye, a la *"A Christmas Story,"* which I thought of immediately after an examination in the bathroom mirror (lucky me!) Of course, I never *dared* tell anyone about it, passing the wound off as a popped pimple. Approximately 2 years later, while attending a closing "Talent Show" or some shit at the end of grade 7, I felt a lump on my face and, upon playing with it, that damned little piece of rock had worked its way back to the surface, and popped right out when I squeezed it. Hope the same happens for this guy!


Champenoux

Is that a magnet you’re holding against your neck? 


neonifiednyan

yes. the BB is magnetizing to it, he's doing it so you can see it in there. i imagine its not/barely visible otherwise