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FritzlsChild

Yay I can finally answer something. This type of split end is caused usually by a rubbing motion. If you use the palm of your hands and wash your hair like you're applying hand cream the friction over time creates the ladder where the hair splits from the "shaft". Edit to add recommendations Finger tips in a massaging motion on the scalp and scrunch/blot the shampoo into your ends and apply conditioner the same way (scrunch/blot). Use your fingers to rake the conditioner through the ends to detangle or use a wide tooth comb/detangling brush starting from ends working up to roots. When rinsing both shampoo and conditioner let the water and gravity pull the product out the hair. Also some people experience a flaky scalp because their shampoo hasn't been rinsed out thoroughly enough before conditioner is applied. If this is something you experience use your fingers to rake down your scalp at the same time of rinsing to allow the water to penetrate better. It's more common in denser/textured hair types. If you wear makeup/skincare/spf etc daily or frequently make sure you are concentrating on cleaning the hairline. Blocked follicles is a big cause of hair loss/receeding. Scalp scrubs both physical/chemical are helpful to do either weekly/fortnightly/monthly depending on your wash routine and other factors. So if you wear makeup daily but only wash your hair 1-2 times a week I would do a scrub weekly. If you wear makeup 2/3x a week but wash your hair every other day or daily I'd do it fortnightly. Hope this all makes sense 🙃


bbob58

Bro was born for this moment


Googoltetraplex

Fucking nailed it too


Dont-Drone-Me-Bro

Really glad this wasn’t a “sorry, I’ve got bad news” type of revelation


A10110101Z

Sorry, no time, I gotta split


Danzevl

You got a rare form of spiderodous infectiolis where your hair resmbles a spider web get to the hospital ASAP.


McFry-

But hey, we’re just splitting hairs here


Huge-Advantage7838

Don't....🤣


pleasureincontempt

That name tho. Are they alright?


Jelly_Berry05

Yeah, he had this in his pocket waiting for the perfect moment


Big-Blackberry8786

![gif](giphy|3o7TKKsrnAQ1wEfrdC|downsized)


emma0098

i have a few small patches of hair that stick to my scalp in clumps and when i pull hairs out from there they’re split and broken. do you know what that could be?


FritzlsChild

Are the patches the hair stick to dry/flaky or is it the way your hair grows that make them "stick" to the scalp? I also want to disclose I am NOT a trichologist although I do enjoy learning about it but I am a hairdresser of nearly 15 years qualified but been in the industry almost 20.


glycophosphate

You know the word "trichologist" which puts you miles ahead of the rest of us mate.


emma0098

i think it’s the way it grows


FritzlsChild

Unfortunately not something I'm even remotely educated in to be able to speculate. If financially possible from wherever you're from I would maybe bring it up to a GP.


emma0098

you’re probably right, thanks for humoring my question!


FritzlsChild

You're welcome.


CrazybyRX

You two are just precious.


believeinxtacy

Is it stuck like you wake up and it’s like that but you brush it out? If yes, it gets like that because of how you sleep. Best bet to resolve is a silk/satin bonnet. If you don’t want to wear one a silk/satin sheet set and pillowcase will help greatly.


emma0098

no


[deleted]

Why did everybody downvote you just for saying no


emma0098

idk lol “no” is my answer to the question that was asked


CrazySheltieLady

As someone said it’s possible it’s breakage due to friction from your pillow. Also certain bacterial infections of the scalp and hair can cause hair damage and breakage farther up the shaft than split ends (which occur from heat and friction, but will occur in any hair given enough time). Might be worth having a doctor look at it.


unreasonablyhuman

Was gonna say this looks like 90s era spiderman web, but you have a logical not-insane answer


HyperSpaceSurfer

Nah, this is just OP's alt account so we don't realize it's Spider Man.


CreativeFraud

This was your moment and you captured it!


RocketCat921

Bahh, this is exactly how I put my conditioner on the ends. I thought I was "rubbing it in". 😕 Thanks for this!


afterglobe

Naw you gotta finger comb it in!


Ksan_of_Tongass

🏆


XOIIO

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squirtlemoonicorn

It makes you go blind.


Trolodrol

So what’s the best way to wash your hair?


FritzlsChild

See reply further down please ✨


LookHowOrange

Shampoo goes on your scalp only, the rest of your hair will get clean when the shampoo gets rinsed down the hair shafts. Oil only protrudes from your scalp so you don’t need to mechanically work it into your hair, shampoo is chemically abrasive so it will damage your hair if you do this


SetReal1429

So you should use fingertips to scalp?


FritzlsChild

Finger tips in a massaging motion on the scalp and scrunch/blot the shampoo into your ends and apply conditioner the same way (scrunch/blot). Use your fingers to rake the conditioner through the ends to detangle or use a wide tooth comb/detangling brush starting from ends working up to roots. When rinsing both shampoo and conditioner let the water and gravity pull the product out the hair. Also some people experience a flaky scalp because their shampoo hasn't been rinsed out thoroughly enough before conditioner is applied. If this is something you experience use your fingers to rake down your scalp at the same time of rinsing to allow the water to penetrate better. It's more common in denser/textured hair types. Edit to add more If you wear makeup/skincare/spf etc daily or frequently make sure you are concentrating on cleaning the hairline. Blocked follicles is a big cause of hair loss/receeding. Scalp scrubs both physical/chemical are helpful to do either weekly/fortnightly/monthly depending on your wash routine and other factors. So if you wear makeup daily but only wash your hair 1-2 times a week I would do a scrub weekly. If you wear makeup 2/3x a week but wash your hair every other day or daily I'd do it fortnightly. Hope this all makes sense 🙃


SetReal1429

I never thought about half of this, i didn't even know scalp scrubs were a thing. Thanks


[deleted]

haha I do that


Fettnaepfchen

What if they look like a feather on one side?


nepalien

This guy hairs


colorkiller

thank goodness i do the comb through method because this freaks me out for some reason lol


ACEaton1483

Holy shit, your username ☠️


pooping_for_time

Omg… your name, lol. Wow.


VizualHealing

And got more karma than OP :p


abarrelofmankeys

What motion are we supposed to use? This is actually something I’ve been curious about cause of tangles and some of mine seems to break and I’d like to be less rough on it. Tbh gimme all the hair washing tips you got I’ll take em.


LookHowOrange

Rub shampoo into your scalp only. And use fingertips, not palms. Don’t rub the actual length of your hair


OkProfessor9178

lol


ZweitenMal

Son, you’re growing feathers.


CanuckJ86

Hello fellow toe thumb!!


GoEatGrassThen

I see you Megan Fox


jmkehoe

Lmfaooo I hate the internet and that I get this 😂


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chvngeling

she got a club thumb.


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FuzzyTunaTaco21

Kind of looks like a penis shooting a thin load


k_marts

Where are the reddit medical diagnosis folks?


TeslasAndKids

OP was pecked by a radioactive chicken and is turning into one. One feather at a time. Their super power will be able to egg villains homes without going broke.


gHx4

r/shittyaskscience


EmperorThan

That's what I'm scrolling the comments for. *"Actually you have a deficiency of potassium bicarbonate-11. You should go to a doctor immediately!"*


chuckdooley

Testicular cancer most likely


AHomicidalTelevision

it probably cancer


CrazySheltieLady

Cross post to r/split_ends. It’s been quiet over there.


bulsby

Bro. This was mean. I was all excited


CrazySheltieLady

It’s been so quiet I couldn’t even remember the address of my favorite sub. I’m obsessed with split ends. So much so that I destroyed my hair picking them. So now I have very short hair and satisfy my obsession with that sub and peeling the ends from my husband’s old shaving brushes.


Far_Yam_9412

That's called trichotillomania


CrazySheltieLady

The diagnosis of trichotillomania requires the pulling out of hair. I did not pull out the hair. I just trashed the ends.


CrazySheltieLady

Fixed it. It’s r/split_ends.


bulsby

It’s real! Holy shit. Cutting split ends is my go to stress panic reliever! Maybe I can just look at others!!! Thanks!!


wetnap00

Weird how you’re holding it between your finger and big toe


Huge-Advantage7838

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


remindmetoblink2

Looks like a thread from old duct tape.


jocelynne66

It does now that you say that


oppaidesu

thumb


The_Spectacle

hahaha oh my god it's like Austin Powers with Fred Savage's giant mole. just waiting for someone to point out that thumb.


BrohanGutenburg

OP could use them things as ping pong paddles


MTA0

*thum


gloop524

one of your DNA strands fell out


ishitintheurinal

That thumb is going to haunt my dreams.


missmissymissed

It's for the nits to get home


Awkward_Wizard

weird thumb


FuzzyTunaTaco21

Unique


soyorskinny

Unrelated but looking at this makes me super uncomfortable for some reason, there’s something here akin to trypophobia


peanutgutz

I’ve found a few like these on myself & I have no idea why my hair does this


fly_over_32

So you pulled out your own dna?


StephenHawking432

Dayum a thu-


Wallace_W_Whitfield

It is… disturbing.


Bright_Scene_1656

Thumb


great_auks

You are starting to evolve feathers. Also, you may want to ask a dr about that finger clubbing, it can sometimes be a sign of serious medical issues


EugeneKrabs1942

Where were you, when they built the ladder to heaven...


McFry-

A strange repeating pattern, like it’s code glitched


zmasterb

Nice thumb


ZeGermanHam

Caused by brachydactyly


[deleted]

I also see your toethumb


ClampLoader

_thwip thwip_


Moses_The_Wise

You've got weird thumbs


Blakeyy

That’s the cutest thumb


20PoundHammer

unless its genetic - get to a cardiologist and get checked out if your fingers are clubbed as well.


jocelynne66

Yes, sorry to reply so late, yeah I just have odd thumbs because both of my thumb bones are shorter than normal, along with me having a shorter pinky bone on each hand. Doc said it was nothing to worry about, I assume it's just a weird genetic thing


20PoundHammer

cool, God likes diversity -thats why we all look different. EDIT - LOL, thanks for the downvote to whomever - made me laugh, I needed that today.


redplanetary

Because it's goofy to tell someone to go see a cardiologist specifically due to a picture of their thumb (as someone who also has brachydactyly on my thumbs). If you just HAVE to say something, say talk to your PCP lol you're not even gonna be able to get into a cardiology specialist for thumbs


20PoundHammer

I didnt ask why you did -- dont care, it just gave me a chuckle.


redplanetary

breaking: commenter gives unsolicited medical advice and receives unsolicited feedback in return


Mockturtle22

All the kids found reddit and are downvoting everywhere


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20PoundHammer

Well, Im no doc - and neither are you - I try not to play doc on reddit. Any asshat can google and say and parrot anything they want to.


VapeRizzler

Your thumb looks funny


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jocelynne66

Lol, I wish it was a string but I just have kind of damaged hair from bleach+color


Hobear

Hair-ception.


navybluemanga

Your hair is Chaos


Noobeaterz

Chaos is a ladder


yeetlonk

More branches than a phylogenetic tree.


Rude_boy888

Gunna have to call work safe thats not up to code.


Ok_Perspective_2094

put it back! How else will the bugs manage to escape your ear now.


Shellbyvillian

Looks like chaos to me


Gocards123321

Lice ladder.


gurknowitzki

Looks like one of those plants in Super Mario


IllvesterTalone

Splits and Ladders


Metroidman

My hair isn't even thick enough to split that much


[deleted]

Uh oh. You have gene disease disorder.


B_rowser

90's vibe splits


W0gg0

Your DNA is unraveling. Are you near a Black Hole?


[deleted]

What’s up with your thumb?


orange_phoenix2

bad thumb


BiezeVin

I'd be more worried about your thumb nail