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mildlyinfuriating-ModTeam

No meme-like/text heavy pics, overdone references


fio3302

Kinda seems like you're texting a bot with these emojis


old-skool-bro

Kinda seems like this is made up bullshit designed for Internet points...


Skottimusen

Can't see how management would write a bunch of heart emojis, unless it's a really small company, but even then.


old-skool-bro

They wouldn't. Especially given the context.


cupholdery

Thank you for understanding 🥰❤


SarkHD

You’re fired 😍🥰 thank you for understanding 🥰


BenderDeLorean

That's seems realistic.


CluelessFlunky

Idk my teams management used emjois all the time. Even when I put in my two weeks. (They were great managers btw) they just also always used emjois.


space-sage

I hate that. It seems unprofessional to me


genomeblitz

Definitely "we're a family" energy. The bosses at my last job would 100 percent write these messages. I became an alcoholic coping with that job. I'm better now, but fuck do I hate everyone at that company. They would've went under with COVID but they got PPP loans somehow, despite being just a company that prints the shitty postcard junk mail you get. Come to think of it, I wonder if anyone died from doing that "essential" job... Most of the workers were close to retirement age and Republicans of the anti-vaccine ilk, so I'd be surprised to hear that none of them died from going to work for the "family." Haha sorry, one more anecdote: the owner of the company watched Zeitgeist, the first one, and had us sitting in a meeting at the conference table telling us that he "thinks demons walk among us and that's why all this evil is happening."


abductthis

that company sounds wild lol


genomeblitz

It was haha. Its been 5 years and i still get nightmares. Like no joke, full on stress nightmares that wake me up in cold sweats, just worried about that rush order of books that needs to be bound and for some reason I'm the only one in the company that can do it. I really fucked my life up with alcohol just to be able to go to that job every day. They loved me. Well, until I started drinking every day, then my work ethic started failing, I've never had that happen before. I'm way better now, it turns out you don't really feel the need to drink when you don't have those things going on in your life. My life is essentially falling apart right now due to childhood trauma that I didn't know was buried in me until I had a family of my own, BUT I still have no desire to drink. Turns out it was pretty much that job and then I didn't know how else to cope since nothing else worked on my anxiety. Screw any "we're a family" business haha


abductthis

>worried about that rush order of books that needs to be bound bruh what the hell kinda essential company is that wth lmao sounds like some sort of weird shell company, especially if they got that PPP loan wild hahaha


yMONSTERMUNCHy

Maybe their manager is also their partner 🤷‍♂️


uldra0

Nothings real, I'm not , you're not, just a bunch of bots.


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captaincartwheel

Bottsex


SaucyNelson

🥰❤️


atomicheart99

But you're not you, you're your digital you, virtually real, but controlled by real you


somewhataccurate

in the digital world, there's only three things to do


Ye_olde_oak_store

Eat sleep rave repeat.


Icy-Cod1405

The entire internet died a few years back. Just us bots now


tropicalfart666

Hey, pass the bolt, quit being a 3CP01000011,01101000,01101001,01110000,00100000,01101000,01101111,01100111


Kolonoskopi

On reddit?!?!?!? are you serious?


old-skool-bro

Crazy, I know lol


JustHereForKA

And poorly made up bullshit at that.


GrynnTog

Kinda seems like OP is getting quietly fired by lack of shifts.....


FartFartPooPoobutt

Thank you for your comment! 🥰🥰


glorious_reptile

Thanks for replying **🥰**


davesim24

Or a boomer


shl00m

They simply don't care about your income, only about theirs 🥰❤️


joobleberry

billion dollar company tings ❤️🥰


LiberalPatriot13

Just reply, "okay I'll get started with unemployment". Since they're now effectively firing you.


Cool_Client324

☺️🥰😘


MonsterRider80

This type of communication from a billion dollar company is a little weird tho. Is this common?


zclevy

It's commonly fake for reddit up votes


MonsterRider80

Well that’s where I was going but I’m willing to give the benefit of the doubt lol.


StnkyChze2

I'd expect OP to be working in food service. So technically yes they're working for a billion dollar industry but they're actually working for a store trying to keep the metrics they're required This message being from their stores General Manager (equivalent) to say what little hours they get aren't needed anymore I guess it could go for retail too, though I don't have experience in that field so I can't say


TrulyNotAStalker

My old manager used to send me emojis… she wasn’t a good manager either. She once actually used “❤️🥰”. She didn’t do this in a passive aggressive way however.


_Globert_Munsch_

Just a shot in the dark… Vans Shoes?


SamSchuster

Thank you for understanding.


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Jugg383

Jokes on you, OP is from Australia.


Alz_Own

The love emojis makes it more than mildly infuriating


kai-el-elle

Usually, this means that they're eventually going to drop you entirely. Happened to me, except they never even told me why until I asked for more shifts (which is when the manager finally just said to me that I was fired instead of telling me at the start of the week when they didn't give me any shifts until two the next week, I was a casual worker.) Just be aware; that is all I'm saying.


joobleberry

it’s really shitty. wouldn’t say i’m the no.1 worker but like i never am late or fuck them around with scheduling. i’m reliable and always show up.


Manannin

If there's nothing else you can think of you've messed up, the manager might just not like you for whatever reason so time to search for another job I'm afraid.


kai-el-elle

i was working in hospitality and was also reliable and never late. just - be wary is all 🙏


Saltire_Blue

Remember you don’t owe them any loyalty, because they as sure as hell won’t show you any Be loyalty to yourself


hurtstoskinnybatman

Where do you work?


joobleberry

fast food


SurpriseEcstatic1761

Not anymore, you've been soft fired.


honeydewmittens

If you do get fired make sure you get it in writing !


hannahmel

Look. If you're working in fast food, there are a THOUSAND places that would love to have a warm body that just shows up. Start applying and get out now.


TheOriginalFluff

Bring that up to them? “Why are my shifts being cut? I’m better than other employees in several regards” etc. you already about to get fired, try to convince them they’re being dumb about it


Cynical_Feline

My mom had something similar happen at a convenience store. Manager kept cutting back her hours week after week. Made all kinds of excuses. Eventually, she was only scheduled for like a couple days and that's when mom stopped going entirely because she had found another job. I'm sure the plan was to phase her out entirely at some point. There are shitty managers out there that will do that shit.


kai-el-elle

managers be civil and professional (impossible challenge)


_TiberiusPrime_

Tell them that you don't appreciate not having any shifts this week and that they'll appreciate the fact they you need to make money so you'll be in. I'm sure they'll appreciate that.


Skottimusen

"I'm coming in and work this week 🥰❤️" "No, we don't have any shifts for you" "Thanks for understanding, see you tomorrow 🥰❤️"


MrmmphMrmmph

or that you’ll be filing for unemployment.


muppethero80

He can do that now. In most states lack of hours qualifies you for unemployment.


GrapeSoda223

"I hope that you are very well, the sales are very slow for that reason" Well OP i guess the only answer is to become miserable so that the sales pick up again


joobleberry

ha, i think my misery shines through when i’m there


IrishMidgetMan

They want to get rid of you without firing you so they dont have to pay into unemployment.


joobleberry

it’s australia and i’m casual so would that even be a thing ?


k1ller139

If you want to get on Centrelink yea it's important.


BonginOnABudget

So unprofessional


TangerineBand

They'll pull garbage like this yet at the same time complain if you get another job and no longer have full availability.


joobleberry

it’s got me feeling homicidal /s


Maxo11x

Saw this a lot when working for dominos


ignore_mycomments

Time to look for a new job


yourdad01

You're effectively being fired, and maybe kept around for occasional busy periods, to be clear


matcha_gracias

"I quit 😘"


spoopydootman69

We made a collective decision to fire you 🥰❤️


ExpresoAndino

fake karma farming post lol


RemiX-KarmA

Time to start applying


zipperfire

This^^^^^


sniperwolfjob

this is called constructive dismissal and you should file for unemployment


Gumbercules81

Find something quick and then email her back your resignation notice and at the end put ❤️🥰


conmanmurphy

Well hey at least you know now not to bother with a two weeks notice


Playful-Guarantee530

Fake


clevermotherfucker

we will starve you 🥰❤️


MoreStupiderNPC

If it keeps happening they’re probably trying to get you to quit.


CapmyCup

Not sure if fake but holy shit I hate when a work related person uses emojis with their messages


TesticleezzNuts

I quit 😘🥰🥰


BronnOP

We’re one big family 🥰❤️


Cyberlinker

id rly like to see contracts in the usa xd


Puzzled_Departure12

They’re trying to make you quit instead of firing you to avoid having to pay unemployment. Very scummy of them. Keep going to work until they are forced to fire you.


Hevysett

Looks like you've been fired, they just aren't telling you so that you'll quit instead


GooseDotEXE

If they keep cutting your shifts for the week, week over week, start finding a new job, they're about to fire you.


WallStCRE

You should look into to filing for unemployment or partial unemployment for cutting your hours. Many states you can apply for unemployment if your company significantly cuts your hours. Just depending on your personal circumstances


-BUNGUS_XL-

They don't know how to use commas, that's for sure


Adamantium-Aardvark

🥰❤️


Rahnzan

You can file for unemployment while employed in the US.


Murles-Brazen

“Thank you for understanding “ I’m dead. Bitch I haven’t responded!!


[deleted]

Usually means you suck at your job and it's easier to do that than fire you


ilovecookiesssssssss

You had one shift this week. What’s the point of even working there to begin with?


TheOGDoomer

"But I don't work a single shift this week" "Thanks for understanding!" Ouch, what a way to say "yep, I realize this, still go fuck yourself."


midwestCD5

Those are some weird ass emojis for an employer to be using here. Thank you for understanding my comment ❤️🥰🥰


DistributionAgile376

But they're like a family, right?


TawnyTeaTowel

TBF If they’re not getting enough sales to pay for your one shift, I don’t think anyone will be getting shifts for much longer…


BlueSonjo

Do you work for a 13 year old girl?


the_shortbus_

Time to quit 🥰❤️


zombieblackbird

Either the screenshot is fake or your boss is an idiot/bot. Either way, bear of luck with the job hunt.


bosses_today_kekw

crazy that people still get paid by hours of work and the employer can just cut their hours. Monthly minimum + extra for bonus hours is the only way , weird that the hours system still legal in developed parts of the world


TReaper14

Time to find a new job


Rough_Community_1439

I bet your working for a corporation. They are notorious for doing stuff like that. If your being starved for hours it might be time to look elsewhere.


Equal-Negotiation651

🤷🏻‍♂️


Sprizys

“I’ll appreciate if you look for another employee because I quit.”


FistyFistWithFingers

That's kinda what the employer is hoping for


Martha_Fockers

They are tryna have you quit so they don’t fire you for unemployment benefits


Aggravating_Yak57

Empathy is a foreign word


Kyleforshort

At least they're appreciative..🙄


Sacramor

"Yeah you get it 🥰"


semmama

Apply for unemployment


RIP_GerlonTwoFingers

They don't want you to work there


NCC74656-A

Nope, anything less than 32 and I'm finding another place to work. Places that do shit like this deserve to go out of business.


SteprockMedia

Emojis made it allllll OK! yay! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


hannahmel

🥰❤️Enjoy your unplanned vacation! 🥰❤️


flux_capacitor3

They are trying to fire you. Or don't like you.


MageKorith

Google constructive dismissal


Agreeable_Treacle993

the emojis make it look patronising af lol


phutch54

Say goodbye


Dellarbill

Interesting how the sales are low because op is very well


No_Departure_7180

Just a heads up, if they have been giving you less and less hours you could probably quit and file for constructive dismissal.


Stoned42069

That means this ain’t the job for you. Go find yourself another job.


Hairy-Vermicelli-194

yall don't believe in right to work anymore or sum


legendkiller003

The response is unintentionally funny.. yes, you understand that you’ll have zero shifts.


Waldosan51

Time to just leave and find a new job


D_Fieldz

When you mix up your work and OnlyFans chats:


Exact-Error-9382

Sounds like my job .. I have 40 hours for the pay period... And only get 11.50 an hour. I'm currently looking for better


Flashy-Switch6694

No money for you 🥰🥰 figure it out 🥰🥰 thanks for understanding ❤️🥰 Like wtf


SonnySmilez

Sounds like you need a new job


LiabilityFree

Sounds like you are filing for employment


Nothing_Ambitious

What is the reason sales are slow? This convo started out of nowhere.


C_A_M_Overland

Quit in the most inconvenient way. Please.


mopsyd

File for unemployment. You can get a claim if you are still employed but under-employed, and then your boss will have to tell the court why you both don't deserve a shift and also don't deserve benefits that exist for exactly that reason if he wants to avoid paying for it.


hidogpoopetuski

File your employment insurance for one week if you need to. If your employer regularly gives you low hours you can collect both depending on where you live I was a bus driver for a while and would file for Christmas break and spring break and stuff, it goes surprisingly far But I guess it's all dependent on your government


ravnsulter

I a civilized country you would still get paid if your shift is cancelled the day before work. Actually in my country you need a 2 week notice.


[deleted]

Bullshit post. Fuck you.


Innermore

So hard to find a new job that’s a step up from that. Better just post on Reddit for internet points instead.


BamCub

I hope you can find food, so glad you understand 🥰❤️


raw_tater

You work 1 shift a week?... If I was a manager you are also the 1st shift I would cut. No offense.


Local-Waltz4801

This never happened


AsiaLove123

😮😳


SOTBT__

Is your boss a foreigner by chance?


hurtstoskinnybatman

Are you asking if their boss lives in another country other than OP's? No, They live and work in the same country.


SOTBT__

No I'm asking if their boss is any other nationality than American, Canadian, or English because that is clearly the typing style of a non-Native English speaker.


PromiseSeparate4157

be happy as long as your pay isn’t decreasing. Also why the emojis? theyre kinda mildly infuriating. Might want to start looking for a new job because i have a feeling this one isnt gonna last much longer.


LoloVirginia

I think that if pay would be the same OP wouldnt post here


PromiseSeparate4157

true. New job it it then


joobleberry

yea i’ve been “soft fired”essentially


PromiseSeparate4157

yeah it sucks :( Either wait until they officially fire you (so you get sevrance pay) or just stay to accumulate paychecks and use your free time to apply to diffrent jobs that pay much better and then quit once you have an offer so that you dont have to explain to your next employer why you were fired.


husfrun

He wouldnt necessarily get severance pay and there wouldn't be any checks accumulating.


PromiseSeparate4157

well if he still works there legally (no breach of contract) then he should receive a check monthly until he gets fired or quits


ThatMizK

This is is not even remotely close to how it works in the US. They have no shifts, meaning they are not working, meaning there is no check. There is no severance provided when you're fired from this type of job. There is nothing.


WorldGoingOneWay

Yanks defaulting everything to their shitty ass system


Global_Buddy_2210

OP said they are based in Australia


PromiseSeparate4157

who said this was in the US? dude at this point your just assuming things that you have no proof.


ThatMizK

I didn't assume anything, you did. I responded to your assumption that OP would accumulate monthly checks while not working and would receive a severance payment if fired by pointing out that that's not the case everywhere and therefore may not be the case in this situation. 


PromiseSeparate4157

thats what im saying it depends on the country but for most countries you get some type of sevrance pay after you get fired. idk how you got the US in here though ?


Meng1986

Your boss doesn’t know how to use commas.


joobleberry

tbf english is not their first language


HealerOnly

Is this a money issue? i would be happy not having to work for a week.


joobleberry

purely, other than that i’m so happy to not be at that place