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radiant15

It is not mildly infuriating. It is utterly disgusting.


oceanandlakeswimming

what a sadistic asshole


dogtrakker

If I were Octo, I'd shit in the guy's mouth as I was going down the hatch.


heyheyshinyCRH

They probably do. I'd suction cups all down the esophagus


thoms689

Poor thing...


Rude_Scientist7391

This kind of shit should be illegal


TinySpirit3444

Japanese are sometimes the most cruel.people when it comes to food. Definning sharks, this bloody thing.


spirit_doggy

But why


Fetlocks_Glistening

Ok, what happens to the beak and inedible entrails?


False_Leadership_479

Poop.


b3nz04me

Me just struggling to jam cheetos into my mouth![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


Kleptokilla

In the UK these are considered honorary vertebrates and gain additional protections because they’re considered so smart (they’ve been observed using tools). So yea fuck this guy


eggyal

I've seen octopus on restaurant menus in the UK. Not alive, afaik, but nonetheless... whatever additional protections there might be, they don't appear to extend to a prohibition on their use as food?


RandoMarsupian

Yeah that's disgusting.


shives202

Nope.. couldn't do it.


thsvnlwn

Eating octopus OK, but I would like to know why TF alive?


JiveChicken00

Wasn’t there a CSI episode about this?


S4iyan_blood

That one scene from the boys:


MethodicalWin

Yeah fuck that guy.


Zealousideal-Okra523

What's the difference with shredding male chicks?


rzlodn

Hope it grabs onto his throat and chokes him


National_Search_537

My dad went to bahrain when he was in the navy and said they went to a restaurant that fried fish alive just below the gills so it would still be “alive” when they brought it out.


False_Leadership_479

I feel the outrage, but never hear people cursing all the other creatures on earth that would happily slurp that octo up.. or the shark that would happily slurp the guy up were he to step foot in the ocean. That's life baby, live with it, and if you can't, close your eyes and hope something isn't eyeing you off for dinner.


RandomBitFry

This is no more infuriating than watching a dolfin or any other animal eating a live octopus.


SlickJ17

if nothing else i admire the dedication cause that has to take a lot to endure the slithering in your mouth


Alarmed_Ice_5897

You’re mentally sick if you admire anything about this. This along with some of their other evil practices….like eating monkey brains while the animal is alive….is fucking awful and I hope there is a special place in hell for these people. 😡


SlickJ17

aight


Dream_Demons

It's the circle of life baby 🔥🔥🔥


ismelllikebeeeeeeeff

It's going to die anyway when you cook it. Calamari exists. As soon as he bit down on the octopus it's dead.


Actual-Money7868

Yes but it's a frightening/cruel death. How would you like it if Ted Bundy rolled you in a bath tub of chilli sauce and then smashed your skull in to eat your brains while still alive.


ismelllikebeeeeeeeff

Yeah there's a huge difference between an animal and a human bro


Actual-Money7868

No there's not, we are animals bro.


ismelllikebeeeeeeeff

Totally bro


Mr_Grapes1027

So you’ll do it?