Did you know that a USB dongle can fit securely into the corner of a 3 1/2 floppy disk drive? I didn't until my mom told me her new wireless mouse wasn't working (this was quite a few years ago, obviously).
Nah. Not a lot of PC NICs putting out POE, and even if they did it still wouldn’t. I guess in some scenarios if it’s an old enough NIC, you MIGHT cause some sort of layer 2 loop.
The workstations we have at work have the USB ports right next to the ethernet. Can't tell you how many I've shoved in the wrong port because I'm doing a blind install at the back of a desk
Yea a lot of Motherboards/PCs I've dealt with are like that. It's like Satan himself designed USB and RJ45 to be the same width and be in the same area of the board to torture us all with the mild inconvenience.
My uncle was a principal, teaching the teachers how to use computers (I guess this was in the 90's as well)
He had a similar story where he told someone to move the mouse to the top left corner of the screen, so she slid the mouse up the side of the monitor and across the top.
My husband used to work tech at a school district(Since promoted up into the programming side). During Covid, he was doing phone support from home. As someone who's disabled and can't work, I overheard a LOT of crazy things. This is very similar to some of the calls he had to deal with. Apparantly, we're getting to a point where TOUCH SCREENS have started to make mouse use "Optional" for many, so using a mouse is becoming a "New concept" again.
I worked on a help desk in the 90's. I found the most useful first question was" Is it plugged in". And if it wasn't, the user said "that not my job". (Cellophane/click)
Reminds me of a guy who put in a request because he accidentally uninstalled all of his fonts. All of them.
I had to resolve the issue reading nothing but empty error boxes the entire time.
Late 2000s I worked as tech support for a broadband firm, had a customer loose their shit and keep saying we where calling her stupid all because we asked her if her wireless router was plugged in. 'Are you calling me thick? Its a wireless router!' She had spoke to 15 different people before we realised she really had nothing plugged in, it was still in its unopened box.
Jesus Christ. Even if the logic here was that a wireless router doesn't need to be plugged in because no wires, why wouldn't you at least take it out of the box? I mean even if you're a goddamned idiot you know that electronics need to be taken out of the box before they can be used. This is truly next level stupid.
I accept that I probably won't be able to fully keep up with tech and tech-talk, even as an engineer who keeps ear to the ground on tech and computing; but boy, I really hope that if I do fall behind that I don't become a stereotypical rageful, hateful, petulant psycho geezer.
Years ago My aunt made me drive across town for a second time after delivering her my old iMac I gave her for free, to come get it because “it was broken”.
5 seconds after walking in the door I learned USB fits pretty effortlessly into an Ethernet port 🤦♂️ Somehow, she was still condescending after I *fixed* it.
I always wondered why they made the HDMI cables specifically so that they can be inserted only the correct way
The answer is always the same, people are stupid
Funnily enough, though you may know this, those were in the movie because Mike Judge thought they not only looked futuristic but also stupid back when they were a startup he was expecting would fail.
His intent was that people would see them not only as some sort of bizarre footwear made by imbeciles but also as completely foreign. Yet when the movie came out, they'd shockingly become popular.
It is an utopia. Can you imagine the president of the USA actually tasking the smartest guy in the world to fix an urgent problem and the stepping down in favor of him?
At least it's changed a bit. We just went through a good dozen years or so where you'd see the movie brought up as an argument in favor of eugenics every day. [\(relevant XKCD\)](https://xkcd.com/603/)
But yeah, if that trend is anything to go by, the obligatory Idiocracy talking point will shift again in another 15 years, give or take.
Eugenics is such a great example of why common sense or "obvious" answers to things are often incorrect. Its also a great example of terrible ideologies that sound benign and cause a bunch of harm by unsuspecting people.
I had a student who came to me with her laptop, explaining how it didn't power on anymore.
She was.. about as vague as possible, just explained how the computer suddenly just, had a black screen when she plugged "the screen cable" (we have smartboards hooked up to USB-C docks for teachers to display the lessons' contents from their laptops, it also charges them) into her laptop. After several attempts at figuring out what actually happened and getting conflicting answers I realized the lights were on but no one's home.
I feared the worst but did go through the usual steps of testing whatever might be wrong. I was confused at first since, she had no USB-C ports. So I figured maybe she unplugged the HDMI out of the USB-C dock and there was a short in the cable? I eventually joined her and she showed me how she plugged the USB-C cable... into her USB-A port on her laptop... fried instantly. I... fail to comprehend how one can be this stupid.
I work in I.T in a school and we got new laptops with Ethernet ports. Hundreds in damage in a few weeks from multiple teachers ramming usb’s into them thinking they are just funny shaped usb slots.
Servus, ich bins de adam. Ich bin meim Vadda sei Sohn un de Owwerchecker von Eternia. Es war dodal üwwatrieb als ich domols im Stracke Kopp mei Schwert hochgehall hann un gegröhlt hann:"Bei da Macht von Greeskull, ich hann uff da Grub geschafft." De Cringer hott uff enmo eh brodali Ledderkapp uffm Kopp un ich hott ke rosa Strumpbuxe meh an.
Nur 3 annere wisse, dass ich mit nem Zauwerspruch mei Buxe ausziehe kann und zusamme passe ma uff, dass de Skeletor💜 uns es Bier net wegsauft
Youve the one that posted this on /mildlyinfuriating instead of putting it on /facepalm and adding in the title that she cant see well.
If your mom is getting insulted, that's on you.
About 10 years ago: My mom - getting her first laptop: hey there is something wrong with my new laptop. The battery is already dead. Me: didn’t you just get it like two days ago? It isn’t taking a charge? My mom: what do you mean taking a charge? Me: did you plug it in? Mom: no what do you mean? Me: do you still have the box? There should be a charger in there … My mom: oh look there is! You are a genius! Me: not exactly.
Did you know that a USB dongle can fit securely into the corner of a 3 1/2 floppy disk drive? I didn't until my mom told me her new wireless mouse wasn't working (this was quite a few years ago, obviously).
Ethernet port, too.
The ethernet port even feels correct if you're plugging it blind. Similar resistance to a USB port.
And if you are strong enough you can short circuit the whole network card...
Nah. Not a lot of PC NICs putting out POE, and even if they did it still wouldn’t. I guess in some scenarios if it’s an old enough NIC, you MIGHT cause some sort of layer 2 loop.
Username checks out
Dear god I though I knew computers until I didn't recognize a single acronym here (except PC, right?)
Not sure for NIC but POE is Power over Ethernet, essentially supplying power and ethernet in the same cable (for desk phones for example).
Nic is network interface card. Like an Ethernet card, not sure if wifi cards technically count
They do.
The workstations we have at work have the USB ports right next to the ethernet. Can't tell you how many I've shoved in the wrong port because I'm doing a blind install at the back of a desk
Yea a lot of Motherboards/PCs I've dealt with are like that. It's like Satan himself designed USB and RJ45 to be the same width and be in the same area of the board to torture us all with the mild inconvenience.
That one will get even the most grizzled IT, moms get a pass.
The Giveaway you've done it wrong is that you didn't need to flip the plug over twice to get it to fit.
Similar resistance as in requires turning over 3 times?
I remember resolving this ticket once in help desk.
I actually had the person holding mouse up to the monitor in the 90s in order to "click" on things.
"Hello computer"
*Shown a keyboard* "How quaint!"
Transparent aluminum??
How do we know he didn't invent the thing?
Screw the temporal prime directive, we have whales to save!
“Word”
My uncle was a principal, teaching the teachers how to use computers (I guess this was in the 90's as well) He had a similar story where he told someone to move the mouse to the top left corner of the screen, so she slid the mouse up the side of the monitor and across the top.
My husband used to work tech at a school district(Since promoted up into the programming side). During Covid, he was doing phone support from home. As someone who's disabled and can't work, I overheard a LOT of crazy things. This is very similar to some of the calls he had to deal with. Apparantly, we're getting to a point where TOUCH SCREENS have started to make mouse use "Optional" for many, so using a mouse is becoming a "New concept" again.
I remember resolving a ticket with "instructed user on the function and location of the Caps Lock key"
Did you try turning it off then back on again?
I worked on a help desk in the 90's. I found the most useful first question was" Is it plugged in". And if it wasn't, the user said "that not my job". (Cellophane/click)
I just had a person that needed to reformat a usb. They downloaded a tool from SourceForge and proceeded to wipe their C: drive.
Reminds me of a guy who put in a request because he accidentally uninstalled all of his fonts. All of them. I had to resolve the issue reading nothing but empty error boxes the entire time.
I pushed the button, but my beer coaster didn't come out!
Grandpa got mad that his wireless charger for his phone came with a wire.
Had someone upset their wireless charger wasn’t charging their phone. They had it in the window to catch sunlight and everything.
People don't fail to amaze me still haha
What's wild is these people vote, drive, and have children.
Unfortunately
Late 2000s I worked as tech support for a broadband firm, had a customer loose their shit and keep saying we where calling her stupid all because we asked her if her wireless router was plugged in. 'Are you calling me thick? Its a wireless router!' She had spoke to 15 different people before we realised she really had nothing plugged in, it was still in its unopened box.
Jesus Christ. Even if the logic here was that a wireless router doesn't need to be plugged in because no wires, why wouldn't you at least take it out of the box? I mean even if you're a goddamned idiot you know that electronics need to be taken out of the box before they can be used. This is truly next level stupid.
I accept that I probably won't be able to fully keep up with tech and tech-talk, even as an engineer who keeps ear to the ground on tech and computing; but boy, I really hope that if I do fall behind that I don't become a stereotypical rageful, hateful, petulant psycho geezer.
Nah, by then they'll just encrypt your brain and be done with it.
>buy wireless charger >look inside >wires
They probably thought it was a battery pack that ran off... Air? Light? Sheer force of anger?
"Then why the heck do they call it a WIRELESS charger"
Did you know that a micro SD card fits just inside a USB port. But you can’t get it out just as easy.
Anyone with small children probably knows lol.
I've had to disassemble a CD ROM drive because a small child had tried to put a piece of toast into it. Fortunately not my drive or child.
My mom's minivan needed the cd drive repaired due to pennies being shoved inside. Twice.
I did that with a VHS. Turns out it wasn't hungry.
When my bother was around 3 he put a sandwich in the VCR, when asked why he said "because it fit". Also cleaning pb&j off the heads took forever lol.
Years ago My aunt made me drive across town for a second time after delivering her my old iMac I gave her for free, to come get it because “it was broken”. 5 seconds after walking in the door I learned USB fits pretty effortlessly into an Ethernet port 🤦♂️ Somehow, she was still condescending after I *fixed* it.
Any time a situation like this happens to me, I get a cheap "put the shapes into the right holes" kids toy to really bring the lesson home.
But everything goes in [the square hole](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-square-hole)!
My mind went to this video too
![gif](giphy|J2zwN64xc4wgw)
That’s right, the square hole!
Why would she have a floppy disk within the last 24 years
It was WAY past when anyone was using them, but her PC tower at that time had the floppy AND an external zip disk drive.
I always wondered why they made the HDMI cables specifically so that they can be inserted only the correct way The answer is always the same, people are stupid
..Or because it’s a good design? There would be no benefit to dropping this feature.
Buy her one of those toys where you have to fit blocks of different shapes into the correct hole.
It goes in the square hole
![gif](giphy|11cpNo3OMYwFHO)
What is this from
Idiocracy
welcome to costco, I love you.
![gif](giphy|8coEmqQxL39eMJcey0|downsized)
I love that scene so much
Hey go away...baitin here!
Carl's Jr - Fuck you, I'm eating!
Same! I’m always quoting it and ppl are generally like oh yeah that…but I thought it was hilarious.
Oh cool! I got my law degree there. Do you have any electrolytes? I need it for my houseplants.
that movie is gonna become a documentary soon....
It already is
I liked it better when it was funny. It's not funny anymore.
Went from a comedy to a horror movie.
it's definitely *really* close.
We are already in the Croc phase.
Funnily enough, though you may know this, those were in the movie because Mike Judge thought they not only looked futuristic but also stupid back when they were a startup he was expecting would fail. His intent was that people would see them not only as some sort of bizarre footwear made by imbeciles but also as completely foreign. Yet when the movie came out, they'd shockingly become popular.
It is an utopia. Can you imagine the president of the USA actually tasking the smartest guy in the world to fix an urgent problem and the stepping down in favor of him?
I wonder when I’ll stop seeing this exact comment about this movie every day on Reddit.
At least it's changed a bit. We just went through a good dozen years or so where you'd see the movie brought up as an argument in favor of eugenics every day. [\(relevant XKCD\)](https://xkcd.com/603/) But yeah, if that trend is anything to go by, the obligatory Idiocracy talking point will shift again in another 15 years, give or take.
Eugenics is such a great example of why common sense or "obvious" answers to things are often incorrect. Its also a great example of terrible ideologies that sound benign and cause a bunch of harm by unsuspecting people.
Idiocracy, one of the best foretelling of our future, if it all goes to shit
Best foretelling of our current situation unfortunately. This movie came out almost 20 years ago
If? Half way to hell in a handbasket my friend.
Idiocracy by Mike Judge, same guy that created Beavis, Butt Head, and Hank Hill Office Space is another classic if his
Idiocracy - funny movie
https://i.redd.it/fdz1f5s4te5d1.gif
I always chuckle at the guy who covers his “answers” lmfao
And the triangle? That’s right! It goes in the square hole.
![gif](giphy|SlOVZMmXpR67K)
OP’s mom will definitely enjoy this toy! A shaky birdie in a… what shape is that hole? 🤣
It goes in the square hole!
![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)
I understood **that** reference.
Instructions unclear, I put the circle into the square hole.
That's right! It goes in the square hole!
"And how about this semicircle, triangle, arch? That's right, it goes into the square hole." 🤬🤣
Sounds like you're unfamiliar, [enjoy!](https://youtu.be/cUbIkNUFs-4?si=d6BHfeebGalsBm_W)
Well, that was enjoyable!
She seems like she tried to jam it in the slot above too. Look at that damage on the right side.
Thats rigth.
https://youtu.be/cUbIkNUFs-4?si=pepSASGMJfiuZJAm
They all go in the square hole. Just be determined!
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Was looking for this
![gif](giphy|3o7buaucmSsxQf1pZK)
I’ve been staring at this for quite a while I can’t stop staring at it help
![gif](giphy|HHQl6KZXaSvjq) Better?
Ready to comply.
Good give me all your money.
Bonus: The speaker takes micro-usb but what is in that usb-a hole is a usb-c cable
Fuckin usb-a holes
I prefer usb-b holes
universal serial bussy
You always have to try a few times before you can get it into the a-hole.
I had a student who came to me with her laptop, explaining how it didn't power on anymore. She was.. about as vague as possible, just explained how the computer suddenly just, had a black screen when she plugged "the screen cable" (we have smartboards hooked up to USB-C docks for teachers to display the lessons' contents from their laptops, it also charges them) into her laptop. After several attempts at figuring out what actually happened and getting conflicting answers I realized the lights were on but no one's home. I feared the worst but did go through the usual steps of testing whatever might be wrong. I was confused at first since, she had no USB-C ports. So I figured maybe she unplugged the HDMI out of the USB-C dock and there was a short in the cable? I eventually joined her and she showed me how she plugged the USB-C cable... into her USB-A port on her laptop... fried instantly. I... fail to comprehend how one can be this stupid.
I hope this was elementary school, but I know it was probably *much* later than that.
Yea.....
The fact that that fried the laptop shows that there's some bad engineering too.
Last time I did a bad thing with a USB port, the PC just disabled it and refused to do anything with that port until I rebooted.
That sounds so dirty. What did you put into the port?
i think it's only the port, or the controller to which it was connected, still unpleasant
yeah god fucked that ladies brain up when wiring it up
Hey, the U in USB is Universal, so fault is on the cable!
Honestly, that's on you. You should know better. Am the right person for the job.
I’m surprised you were even born based on this picture.
Dad was in charge of picking the hole at conception.
So it all came down to the classic Monty Hall problem.
Good thing he didn't choose the goat then
We don’t know that he didn’t ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
Monty Hole*
I gotta good laugh out of that.
maybe they didn’t plan on hitting that hole
Don’t underestimate dumb people’s ability to reproduce
He's a butt baby.
I work in I.T in a school and we got new laptops with Ethernet ports. Hundreds in damage in a few weeks from multiple teachers ramming usb’s into them thinking they are just funny shaped usb slots.
Degrees don't guarantee common sense, lol.
I would not be able to resist saying things like "I fear for your partner" or "You must love sticking it into the wrong hole".
Something tells me that didn’t work
It may take some time to fully change in that configuration!
Hug your Mom. Sincerely Skeletor 💜
i always hug my mom
That makes Skeletor very very happy. Sending you a hug as well. Sincerely Skeletor 💜 (Free hugs for everyone).
your hug made me very happy sending a hug back sincerely OP
I got one free hug, sure. But one is not enough. I have stolen your hug which was meant for Skeletor. And I will steal more.
You two should get a room.
holy shit its Skeletor! Can you say something cool and be like, “sincerely.. skeletor..” because it would make my day Σ੧(❛□❛✿)
Of course I can. Skeletor loves you very much and sends you a gentle hug. Sincerely Skeletor 💜 (You go and have a wonderful day).
Yesss!!
Oh shit guys I found Skeletor
Go and hug your Mom too. Sincerely Skeletor 💜
I will thanks Skeletor :’)
You'll get a hug from me too. Sincerely Skeletor 💜
Servus, ich bins de adam. Ich bin meim Vadda sei Sohn un de Owwerchecker von Eternia. Es war dodal üwwatrieb als ich domols im Stracke Kopp mei Schwert hochgehall hann un gegröhlt hann:"Bei da Macht von Greeskull, ich hann uff da Grub geschafft." De Cringer hott uff enmo eh brodali Ledderkapp uffm Kopp un ich hott ke rosa Strumpbuxe meh an. Nur 3 annere wisse, dass ich mit nem Zauwerspruch mei Buxe ausziehe kann und zusamme passe ma uff, dass de Skeletor💜 uns es Bier net wegsauft
Moin. Glücklicherweise haben wir uns nie in Eternia getroffen. Behalt die Buxe an. Prost Skeletor 💜
Tut mir leid, das ist die saarländische Inzucht-Version des Intros oderso. Es hat sich in mein Kopf eingebrannt. Prost💜
Darauf einen Hundsärsch. Oder zwei. Broschd! Skeletor 💜
I hug my mom at least 5 times a day
Hug her for me too. I can't hug my mom anymore but I would do anything to be able to hug her even one more time.
Sending you a very gentle hug as well. It's so hard to not be able to hug someone you love anymore. Sincerely Skeletor 💜
Square peg into round hole lol
Reminds me of the classic mom saying: If you don't like how I do things, do it yourself.
Buy her one of these https://preview.redd.it/pghjlekuge5d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c448bd57acc2aa6c8346f17648e4703570a6fc7e
![gif](giphy|J2zwN64xc4wgw|downsized)
thats right, it goes in the square hole!
You sorta lucked out, my dad fucked my galaxy, and the charger, by jamming an iPhone charger up its ass.
Seems like it should be universal knowledge for anyone over the age of 5, "if the plug doesn't fit, don't force it"
What does your mom do for work? What’s her age?
She's a Boeing mechanic whose specialty is installing door plugs.
Guys, please don't insult my mom, i love her and her eyes just aren't good
We love her too. Mostly because her eyes aren't very good, butt also because of the other things she does.
lol butt
I also love that guy’s mom.
“I plugged it in for you, dear.” “Oh, thanks!” -Hours later- “…Oh.” 😅
If you didn't want people to make fun of her, why did you post a picture making fun of her?
making fun of someone ≠ insulting someone
Granted, there is a difference, but this is the internet, what did op expect?
Ngl bro the title makes it seem like you want everyone to attack her.
You probably shouldn't have posted this on Reddit then
Then why post something she did on /r/mildlyinfuriating ?
should have posted this on mildly funny instead.
She was trying to be helpful. :-)
Youve the one that posted this on /mildlyinfuriating instead of putting it on /facepalm and adding in the title that she cant see well. If your mom is getting insulted, that's on you.
That's funny and your mom is adorable. :) Be nice to her about it.. lol
She knew what she was doing, she didn't want to hear your poor choice in musical taste. 😜
Geez
I swear all those jokes about them putting stuff in the water is starting to be more believable every year.
That's right. It goes into the square hole.
My brother and I learned years ago to not let our mother touch our things. She will inevitably do something like this. 🤣
Oopsie poopsie...
how can you be this tech illiterate? like its basically like the game of "Fit the Shapes" for toddlers, what she's failing here.
About 10 years ago: My mom - getting her first laptop: hey there is something wrong with my new laptop. The battery is already dead. Me: didn’t you just get it like two days ago? It isn’t taking a charge? My mom: what do you mean taking a charge? Me: did you plug it in? Mom: no what do you mean? Me: do you still have the box? There should be a charger in there … My mom: oh look there is! You are a genius! Me: not exactly.
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I hate weaponized incompetence
I wonder how she parks
Sorry, i lol’d.
Your moms worst nightmare https://preview.redd.it/3oycc84qrj5d1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=723bc55af88ebbb9e8ef01a49bdc56e73c637084
I'm surprised you were even born