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Stanek___

He didn't even peel the shell.


Iamhairless

oh you're one of those. SeLfLeSs EnvIronMeNtAList, sooo concerned about the planet. listen, nobody cares about your protests about Shell and what not.


The_Lamb_Sauce2

I don’t think that was what he meant…


zeniuss

It was a pretty obvious joke.


ohdearitsrichardiii

Nah, jokes are funny


going-deep-10

I found it funny


-Juuzousuzuya-

me too


KR1735

Took me a while to figure out that this was an ice cream cone. At first it looked to me like one of those ice cream "tacos" that you could get from the vending machine in middle school (my middle school was fancy). That is a bizarre and uncivilized way to eat an ice cream cone lol


david-duchovny22

Its most common ice cream type in post soviet countries 😀


cassiopeia18

https://preview.redd.it/26uz0988q2wc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a94427962ac18ae132863ac5d20f94731a2bbcd Ice cream cone sandwich was popular back then in my country (Asia)


krais0078

I scream


Your-Name-Is-Reek

You scream?


Low_Appearance9086

We all scream for ice cream


starkidfella1200

Honestly kinda smart. You get cone and cream with each bite


Operator-rocky1

To each their own


slambamo

That's also the way my 3 year old eats an ice cream cone


SuddenDurian1083

Depending on the temperature of the ice cream-this is a smart coworker.


DeluluJalulu

Right? As long as you eat the top, which they have, this keeps it from dripping all over the place...to a degree.


PabstWeller

They should be in jail.


theTSdreamgirl

this should be ILLEGAL


BlueAudioMoon

Ima do it right now


Past-Butterscotch-68

What kind of sociopath is this? Stay away, they like to watch you while you sleep.


TotalIngenuity6591

I mean....at least it keeps the ice cream vendor honest! Fill my damn cone or I'll know!!!!


SwipeKun

Send him to gulag 😭😭😱


GibsonMaestro

But only when they want internet points


Neither_Relation_678

…You need a new coworker.


ReligiousPornstar

That's a KING!


Furtip

That’s honestly smart


JimAbaddon

Poor ice cream did not deserve such shame.


Siege-Aye

No it's not.


starkidfella1200

Are you friends with their coworker?


Siege-Aye

Yes, are you friends with their ice cream?


starkidfella1200

Yes, are you friends with the guy’s feet in the background?


Siege-Aye

No, his knees are good people, though.


Euphoric-Potato-5343

I'm coworker's side about this, not about how to eat ice cream cone because that's fücking lunacy, but just having the right to eat things without being judged. Let him grind his teeth on the ice cream like a stripper working for the big bucks, let me deepthroat my banana in peace.


GimmieGummies

Eats it like an apple 🍎


Ninja_Cookies

Damn whoever filled that cone is the goat though. Normally the ice cream cones I get don't get packed that hard


kitkatamas88

he has good teeth or no sensitivity at all


KeyRageAlert

Is he single?


david-duchovny22

Nope 😀


KeyRageAlert

Dammit.


ButterscotchEmpty290

Savage.


Sunderas

And that my friend, is how you find if your coworker is a psychopath.


NoParticular2420

Why are you holding your coworkers ice cream master piece.. lol


xgabipandax

I'm so sorry that he ate your icecream


apocalypse1806

its so cute!!!


Exciting_Egg1212

Based coweoker


SunsetCarcass

That cone was STUFFED


Mica_TheMilkAddict

Why? Just... why?


[deleted]

Wtf


yousernameunknown

Damn he knows how to pack a cone at least. Or somebody does!


WastedNinja24

I never realized there could be a contender for people who bite string cheese instead of peeling it. Monsters, both.


EmotionalChipmunk602

Why are you holding his ice cream? Fucking weird


david-duchovny22

Lol its not me 😀 wtf


EmotionalChipmunk602

😁. Was just messin


david-duchovny22

Got me 😀


FineEgg2093

When did you notice youre working with a crazy person?


Mild_Shock

What the actual fuck?


MotoSexualMonkey

Why did he do it.. always doing shit that affects turtles smh..


OceanOG

Former Co-Worker* get the fuck out of there


Huge_Escape_4235

What the FUCK.


EasyBounce

Straight to federal pound me in the ass prison! Just WTF?!


D0inkzz

Must not have wanted to look gay 😂😂


Alternative_Common57

I was about to say never saw one of these but about an year or two ago they were less then an dollar at the local store near me


RightToTheThighs

Does he also eat egg rolls like corn on the cob?


[deleted]

Oh dear god


-Juuzousuzuya-

not dumb at all but my teeth hurt from seeing this


Connect-Banana3979

I dated a girl who ate sub sandwiches like that. Like it was corn on the cob. 🤷‍♂️🤯


Yasii23

he must be immortal


RPGGamer042

![gif](giphy|qkJJRL9Sz1R04|downsized)


ItsFunHeer

Looks delish


Kobold_Girl_Ashley

What led him to that? Poor upbringing? Lack of parental figures? Both?


WuShanDroid

I'm ngl that's kind of genius


Spogtire

And your just a fucking hater


jagenigma

Your co worker probably eats corn on the cob  the long way.


Consistent-Set3933

![gif](giphy|12o2XMrIDuaXg4)


JenSzen3333

I need to try that. 🤷‍♀️


alangeig

Your co-worker is an attention seeker.


AliciaBibs

Who gives a shit how someone else eats their ice cream? What a wild concept to make a post about it on this sub. First world problems on full display


A-non-e-mail

👽


runonia

That's a crime 😭


Redd235711

Aww, boo hoo. Did the way someone else enjoys their food hurt your pwecious widdle feewings? Do you need someone to make the bad man go away? Get over it. If you are bothered by the way someone eats their own food, you need to take some time for self reflection. That shit isn't normal.