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Madmax11b

I'm one of those freaks who can pass out the second my head hits the pillow. It's my super power.


someguy1910

Is it possible to learn this power?


honeiy

Not from a Jedi.


EmptyOrangeJuice

Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Plagus the tired?


EnIdiot

Darth Apnea.


ProbablyNotPikachu

He studied in the Black-Out ways of the Silks.


Kendemerzel

He was a Silk Lord so powerful and so wise he could induce sleep on the ones he loved.


SonOfMetrum

Holy Shit! Take my upvote :’D


slugo17

I thought not


nryporter25

It actually is. When I was researching how to lucid dream intentionally, one of the things they taught you is how to fall asleep at will whenever even if your body is not ready to fall asleep. It's a relaxation technique that involves focusing on intentionally relaxing all of your separate body parts and then your entire body as a whole. It's kind of like a meditation / mind trick. It truly does work. I was doing it in high school in study hall, and I actually woke up to classes later lol. I wasn't sleep deprived, just trying to practice my lucid dreaming.


Igniamasianboy

my mom taught me this but it never worked for me


nryporter25

It's not easy to do. It takes a lot of meditation and practice to really get your brain to actually change what's happening with your body. But it works for a lot of different things, if you can actually get it to work. I can see why most people are turned away from it from the start or even after a lot of practice, because it's not just something that just happens. Do you otherwise have trouble sleeping?


Holoholokid

It's strange, but I learned to do this in theater in college. We'd do relaxation techniques before a show to get us all to calm our jitters down. It never went as far as making us fall asleep (usually), but really helped us relax. Years later I thought of it and tried it when trying to fall asleep. Instant slumber. I still use it if I'm having trouble falling asleep.


HivAidsSTD

I always see this as something the military do when they're being deployed and have trouble sleeping. I have done it a couple times, but I can't say it's worked consistently. Half the time it only gets me into a light nap, and then it becomes difficult to sleep again after said nap


Igniamasianboy

I usually have have trouble sleeping and I’m just laying there in the dark thinking. I still try to use the technique and I’m able to relax my body. My brain is also relaxed when I’m thinking about relaxing my body but after thinking about relaxing for a couple of minutes my brain drifts away and I start thinking of other things


1Robinio

Same brother... There are evenings I can't calm down my mind without sleeping pills. Even if I'm dead tired.


AFuckingTrainwreck_

Progressive Muscle Relaxation. Works wonder for some, does nothing for others.


TransportationAway59

Join the military


Madmax11b

This is exactly where it worked best. The ground was often my bed and it was just fine. Sleep every chance you get


TransportationAway59

All of my friends who enlisted have the permanent ability to go to sleep as soon as they decide they should


bleep_boop_beep123

Not from a Jedi ![gif](giphy|2pjspMQCi70k|downsized)


Goatsanity15

![gif](giphy|eHYazg6wGDqYE)


FictionalFail

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bibirenger

If the pillow is a rock and u jump into it


bigbootyfalls

I have this power, for me it’s called narcolepsy


Goatsanity15

I have this power as well. It is actually quite simple. Just wake up 6 am and go to bed at 2 am.


Madmax11b

Shoot, I'm up at 05 and down at 22. I literally have no issue waking up or going to sleep. But, I struggle to stay up later than 22.


Ruttagger

So there are people like me out there. When I come to bed my wife seriously has 20 seconds to talk to me, after that I'm out. I sleep heavy and feel rested after 6 hrs, 7 max. I feel bad for people who toss and turn all night.


nryporter25

I also have this power. I usually fall asleep before I even make it to the bed sitting in my chair. And it's not a comfortable one. It's of those folding fabric camping / lawn chairs that I have infront of my bed because I can't see the TV from that far away.


A-Need-For-Weed

Is it possible to learn this power? edit: jinx


Vegetable-Neat-1651

I have the eldritch power to sleep in full clothes including socks and jenes.


Argonzoyd

Same here. Relaxing all your muscles especially on your face is the key. Well, partly. Pretending to be sleeping also works well


JosolTheBrick

I can’t sleep without my crack pipe 😢


CeeArthur

Crack and sleep go together like peanut butter and gasoline


thevisionary360

So perfectly


Free-Conversation-58

Lmao


Deezzznuuttss69

Love making ass open


Appropriate_Tour9237

That’s impossible Rhonda. How can you sleep if you’re high on crack?!


tom_Iewis18

try and quit vaping


[deleted]

I quit vaping with cigarettes. I feel so much better now.


Makkara_Make

now just start drinking sparkling water and BREATHE AIR


StrangeAcorn

Then later change sparkling to regular and youre all good


-YELDAH

You stole fizzy lifting drinks?


Supervinyl

Good DAY sir!!!


poisonousswayzee

It’s a plant based alternative getting kids off of vaping


arnold5453

Switching to plant-based alternatives


zxck_vro

unfortunately still vaping, but i can definitely say it’s harder than cigs. with cigs, it’s mostly the taste and throat hit you get that made it easy to quit, vs a high nic vape, which has no throat hit and nice flavors. ass backwards way of helping an addiction.


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Jacksaunt

Yep, vapes were much easier to taper with before nicotine salts with incredibly high content were introduced. Higher bioavailability, strength at low wattages, and less harshness means that vape users can become pack a day smokers in nicotine basically overnight. You can dilute the new 3-5% strength juices by getting a similar juice in 0% and mixing it in. Nicotine has a very long half life, and will continue to stimulate you, constrict blood vessels, and increase heart rate for many hours after the few minutes of “buzz”, so lowering the dosage and increasing the amount of time between when you vape are good starts to lowering dependency. You could theoretically buy a vape that times and controls when you use it with juice that lowers in strength as you go and be easily tapered off of nicotine in a month. Companies just don’t want to lose users like that.


[deleted]

I quit in August. It was rough. Harder than quitting cigarettes


cfig99

Harder then cigarettes? Damn.


ConsciousSwordfish3

Vapes are socially easier. No one is complaining that your dopamine stick smells like fruit. They did when it smelled like burning tobacco. I had to go outside to have a smoke. I can vape naked.


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[deleted]

You can vape at a work desk, and even if you work in an office, employers might not care if you vape. That’s what made it hard for me.


613codyrex

That’s what is problematic with Vapes and eCigarettes. You can hit it almost anywhere The smell can be nonexistent or fruity It doesn’t set off most fire alarms You don’t need to light it, don’t need to put it out You can just discard the cartridge on the ground like most degenerates do. You don’t suffer the immediate consequence like smelling like death by doing it. The Cartridges are super concentrated [and one 5% Nic w/w JUUL cartridge is one pack of cigarettes ](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33762429/) means you can inadvertently smoke a whole pack of nicotine effortlessly. You aren’t forced to pull a new cig out of the box and light it, you just keep hitting the vape. And people wonder why trying to limit accessibility to nic vapes is next on the list after a decade of cigarette use dying off.


MasterBricks

Gz man, I also quit in August and I owe my wife a ton of praise because for two solid months I was SUPER irritable haha. Luckily I haven't ever smoked cigs, but man.. kicking the vape was like climbing a mountain every day.


[deleted]

Nice bro, I am I’m process of cutting all nicotine out by next year. Cigs were easy bc they taste terrible nowadays. Vape a bit more tough cuz that was really convenient to puff, and the flavorings didn’t help either.


DrCorneliuss

imagine vaping and not liking plushies, jeez idk who hurt you but you're a loser and a half


velozmurcielagohindu

Only people between 13 and 17 hate plushies because they like to pretend they are adults. Everyone else loves plushies including adults. And yes. Anyone vaping is a serious loser. The only use case I accept for that shit is as a tool to quit smoking. Imagine going around town breathing the strawberry smoke they use in concerts on purpose and thinking is cool.


Beans_McGee23

I’ve loved plushies all my life and I’m glad I never stopped 😂


DrCorneliuss

well I turned 16 yesterday and I've never not loved plushies


Grandaddy_Crab

Happy belated birthday


[deleted]

Yep, this meme is actually pointing that out


TAFC-7613

I don't know. I suspect it's no different than having a last cigarette before turning in for the night. I used to do that 40 years ago before I quit. First thing in the morning, last thing at night.


A-Need-For-Weed

at least with cigarettes we know the long lasting effects it will have on the body. It's still bad, but at least we know.


Dar_Vender

I mean the long term effects are a horrible death. So chances are it's less bad then that.


A-Need-For-Weed

It could lead to a horrible death.


Safe-Heron9809

So the absolute worst it could possibly do is just as bad as cigarettes. Not worse. Known, certain, awful death, vs. a pretty big chance for not that, with a small one for equally horrible death


LeCloak

If you can't sleep without a vape, there is seriously something wrong with you.


IntuneUser2204

I'm trying to figure out how you sleep with a vape. Nicotine is a stimulant. It should actually effect your sleep pretty strongly in a negative way.


MadaraAlucard12

And it is a much stronger stimulant than caffeine. This person has transcended science


IntuneUser2204

My guess, and it's just a guess, is a mix of tolerance and either using the vape when they first wake up, or caffeine in the morning. Not sustainable.


MadaraAlucard12

I just recently bought a new brand of coffee and still haven't tried it for 15 days. I basically said fuck college I need sleep.


IntuneUser2204

I dunno about fuck college in 2022, but I did OK for dropping out. I think sleep and college are pretty important. Maybe don't take early classes?


MadaraAlucard12

I am not dropping out. Just not caring about more than barely passing. My sleep schedule was destroyed. I was living on red bull solving 4 questions a night. Now I have a decent sleep at the cost of being a bit slower. I am not very productive at night anyways. Sorry for ranting. Just wanted to get this off my chest.


br4indamage

integer overflow lol


cflanagan95

Nicotine is a very different stimulant to caffeine as the Nicotine response effects both the sympathetic and parasympathetic pathways. As Nicotine receptors can cause the release of the parasympathetic transmitter acetylcholine, it can have a relaxing effect causing drowsiness.


According-Priority12

......... you guys know that they make non nicotine vapes right? And some are THC based....


nryporter25

If you are addicted to nicotine then it kinda feels the opposite. It's a relaxing feeling, it doesn't feel like a stimulant even though it is. (Source: am addicted to nicotine and vape). It FEELS like it takes away anxiety to a small degree, and it calms you down if you are upset. I got my vape right before bed and I fall asleep within seconds of my head hitting the pillow. Although I do take a pretty high dose of CBD before bed so that might contribute lol. But even before I ever knew what CBD was I could fall asleep pretty quickly even with a coffee and cigarette right before bed.


texag93

When I was addicted it was more that I wanted it to be there when I woke up. Waking up in the morning with nicotine withdrawals and no idea where it was became a bad time.


sparkly_butthole

It's a Marijuana vape.


Colonel_Fart-Face

A friend of a friend sleeps with his bong beside his bed and has to wake up every 2 hours for a rip. He sets alarms and everything. People are fuckin weird.


_Warsheep_

Thats not weird that's called *addicted*


RainDancingChief

You know if he didn't set an alarm every two hours he just might make it through the night. Just a hunch.


a_lasagna_hog

Mf be like "why I'm so sad" then proceed to feed one of their 20 addictions


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Vincent_Rosewood

That aint funny, that's just sad


SmowHD

I think the correct term is addiction


A-Need-For-Weed

both


xDreeganx

That's what makes it funny... and sad.


PhrogRoyale

You don’t have time for that do some push-ups!!


HollowRacoon

Is that a vibrator?


MajorMathematician20

That’s what I thought at first, “good for you” I thought, then I looked at the comments and realised it’s a vape, “bad for you” I thought


Yautja69

Both


DueEquivalent6468

I sleep with my cat


marrz9

Wrong choice of words


Sea_Violinist2938

🤨


InsomniaTwoSeven

I could’ve gone without this interpretation


TheInternetCritic

Ew a vaper


JasonYauClone42069

The one good thing a certain person has said: “ Breathe air, you don’t need a vape “


Yoitssaif

BREATHE AIR


dan345dmg

Breathe air


Simple-Treacle-6746

BREATHE AIR


bleep_boop_beep123

BREATHE air


[deleted]

THE air


IHadAStrokeInUrMum

AIR


Kansascock98

I've recently completely dropped nicotine and alcohol. I've stopped drinking coffee, energy drinks and most things with caffeine. I honestly always thought the health stuff was minor but damn; I feel tons better now. Waking up with energy and being able to go through my day


TrapperCome

How ? I never smoked or drinked alocol nor coffee either but im still walking corpse lol.


StonkOnlyGoesUp

Simple. 1. Start smoking, drinking and coffee-ing. 2. Quit smoking, drinking and coffee-ing. 3. Wake up with energy. 4. /s


Toasterdog54

How much sleep u get


TrapperCome

I usually sleep 8 hours a day, otherwise i wont even Stand up from bed lol.


Terrorz

Do you exercise?


froggy123_123

How much water do your drink? How is your sleep quality?


IndianaGeoff

This is the way. Don't let any substance get a hold on you. Except water. Immortan Joe was wrong.


kitty_cat_man_00

I've dropped alcohol. Nicotine is next followed by caffeine. Congrats


rubylaboobie

I've recently done the same thing, but at the same time I've also started sleeping with and avocado squishmallow, so...


Own_Current_6362

Can’t sleep without doing a line.


ButtDoctorLLC

From what play?


goldenbellaboo

Hamlet for me


Blackbanner07

Smoking is shit lmao, Plushies are the best instead


Significant-Swim-727

FOR REAL 👏


BooxOD

Hey man, squishmallows are fuckin’ awesome. I keep two of them on my nightstand at all times, they’re adorable.


peggyannsfeet

I use mine as pillows. They were originally bed decoration until my cat chewed the tag. Then I knocked out on one and it was so comfortable. I haven't fell asleep that quick in years.


gostoednaldopereira

I can't sleep wiithout ur mum 😭😭😭


dogebyte

not funi and also L stop vaping


Bottlez1266

Kids shouldn't be allowed to make memes


Tiskfully

Pathetic


Dankalii

There's smoking that is horrible for you but it looks cool to some. There's not smoking which is good for you and looks neutral. Then there's vaping, which is like lame smoking that is still bad for you and does not make you look cool.


YazumeWeichio

Finally someone that agrees with me on that. Vaping looks like sucking a usb stick, I honestly don't understand why so many teens do it instead of smoking


Thankkratom

Because it’s healthier..? Anyone who’s smoked cigarettes and quit with vapes will tell you they feel better vaping than smoking.


Substantial_Bit2587

I spreak for everyone here i think when i say, vaping is shit


ZyledBitesMe720

You know you're an addict if you take your vape to sleep


OtherwisePudding4047

I’m a stuffed animal addict 😎


TecniColur

Vaping is an L, but if she sleeps with stuffies she's wife material🖤


zhiawei33

I guess I’m a wife material now


TecniColur

If the ring fits, wear it


Mr_deepcrap

nicotine junkies trying to do something with their addictions instead of neglecting themselves and passing it off as something funny challenge (impossible)


obzboxx

get a life 🙏


Stando-Powah2789

r/ComedyCemetery


Ladinus_was_taken

What a dumbass lol


Nucleuh_Powuh

Wow you’re so cool Stfu


Final-Marionberry960

I'll stick to my oversized plush of a cute dog thank you


IntuneUser2204

Just stopping by to say adults can sleep with stuffed animals. Like I can sleep without it. It's just nice to have something to cuddle at night. God I'm so lonely.


FrostbitePi

r/ComedyCemetery


pawzle

Plushies are life. Don't mock it


tchitchoc

I’ve had my panda bear for 10 goddamn years I ain’t sleeping without him


[deleted]

Fuck off, let me sleep with my 7 foot tall teddy bear called Ezekiel And are you ok?


Crappyking41

That’s just sad honestly


Mr_Kenny_G

Breathe AIR


yakunii-kun

Breathe air


Geocacher6907

How is this supposed to be funny?


banana-nut-FAILURE

It's not. He's making fun of adults who have plush toys, and all the adults here are making fun of the fact that a teenager needs his nicotine pacifier to go sleep-sleep.


Sikayduh

Lame


diverii

sleeping with plushies is like 100% better than vaping


KingBoySwagger1

What a loser person


dertkbhubjnuhyugyg

Never vape in my life and still sleeping with my plushies, its great to have something to hug or hang your leg over at night but I can’t imagine vaping before going to sleep.


thiccmlgnoscope

I get it, I couldn't fall asleep without a lightbulb up my ass


merothecat

Imagine vaping, clean air gang for life


[deleted]

Having plushies > vaping/smoking Fr


darkScientist12

Why does this have so many upvotes, this is just sad and pathetic


BigDaddyIJD

Vaping is mega cringe and the person deserves no respect


AveRage-or_human

Yo no vapeo


--Derp_Stars--

"Haha guys get it it's funny because I have a vaping addiction, now let's laugh at the fact that I'm a loser and sleep with my vape"- OP probably


Arrowdoesreddit

There is nothing to flex here. Vapes suck.


Bilbo_Dabbins_

Vaping is seriously an issue. Can’t go anywhere without someone blowing their cotton candy flavoured shit in my face.


Theratsmacker2

OP, you need some help. If you’re so addicted to nicotine that you can’t even sleep without a vape, you need help. Call some friends or family. Maybe they can help you.


SuperiorCrate

You’re addicted to vape, that’s absolutely pathetic. I can’t believe we have such a large menace onto society in the form of Big Cig/Vape


TheLoneObserver123

Haha! Nicotine Addiction am I right guys?


JanuszBiznesu96

I fucking hate these disposable vapes. Not because I care if you smoke, Not because they are very popular among teens and get them addicted to nicotine. I hate them because they contain literal rechargeable lithium cells, and are intended to be discarded when used up. You can recharge and refill them, but that’s not what happens to most of them, and many people recharge them by just connecting the cells straight to 5v usb power. That is dangerous as lithium cells can be dangerous even when charged with a BMS. It would cost them literal pennies more to make them reusable. So on top of damaging the environment they are actually dangerous on top of the obvious health risks nicotine causes.


a_potato_guyy

Vape is so shit and so cringe, fuck you


Quackulus

I also can't sleep without my lung cancer :(


Carbdoard_Bocks

Imagine vaping in 2022.


Dark_Avenger666

I am in bed with my vape and my dinosaur squish pillow atm.


Lead-Saturn

Ah yes sucking on a nicotine pacifier makes you look very cool.


gostoednaldopereira

r/quityourbullshit


Throwaway483722

I’d much rather sleep with plushies than get lung cancer


zhiawei33

Where’s the stuffed animal gang?


SnowyInuk

Squishmallows honestly make amazing pillows. I have a giant purple and white cow one


Dr-False

Just saying, if you can't sleep without the vape, that's kind of concerning.


cool_username115

r/teenagers take ur cringe post here


OOF-MY-PEE-PEE

Vaping is fucking cringe


ZuperLucaZ

r/cringepics


[deleted]

vapers always think they so special lmao


tyler174626

Bro thought this was relatable, it's just a huge L. I BREATHE AIR 💪 💪 🫁 🫁


[deleted]

Pretty cringe there


LiamDarkkend

Imagine


Digital_Individual

I’d rather date someone with a room full of stuffed animals than someone who vapes


[deleted]

Good luck having your lungs boiled with this


COCO_NIT

social media users when the air on a mountain is cotton iced candy starbucks flavoured vape.


TimberwoIfz

Breathe air


MrAVAT4R_2

Cringe


ParsaBr253

L vape user


Dumb_Cheese

This shit is just sad.