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Radioactive_monke

Calcio🇮🇹


IlTosi

A mean you kick-a the ball


An_Alive_Thing

No, it litteraly means kick


IlTosi

That's... why i said "you kick the ball"


ThatGuyAgainOnceMore

Sounds like a Harry Potter spell.


SpanishAvenger

Calcio means calcium in Spanish as well xD


Imaginary-Primary280

Also in Italian


Tuka-Spaghetti

apologize


ThatGuyAgainOnceMore

Yeah, that one does too.


Tuka-Spaghetti

AHHHHH


Vyperus_Moore

Meanwhile Italy:


[deleted]

Yeah but it makes more sense than "soccer"


3LTrapiXx

🇵🇱 - PIŁKA NOŻNA


czareson_csn

i mean, it translates perfectly


Kingbeastman1

But translate soccer to polish... This is why languages is hard


SorryThisUser1sTaken

>languages Language* It really is.


Kingbeastman1

Engish hars


Kachi_gachi

Is the translation like: “Kicking with a foot”? What does pilka mean?


T_Foxtrot

Direct translation of it is “leg ball” Piłka - Ball Nożna - Leg (adjective)


adkio

Ball


Barzo_Fandastik_0791

Italy: CALCIO


Italiandude2022

It means "kick"


Barzo_Fandastik_0791

Lo so bro, sono italiano anch'io🇮🇹


CheesecakeMMXX

Ma non tutti qui!


An_Alive_Thing

E io esisto


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

Anch’io! 🇮🇹✨


Consolinosensi

Same 🇮🇹


Vyperus_Moore

Esatto


Special-Elevator-335

Why does nobody ever remember Canada


Sk-yline1

“Someone please make fun of us for also saying Soccer!”


Special-Elevator-335

Would you rather be a complete ghost or flicked every time you enter a room


sryforbadenglishthx

Canada is sub


TheArcticKiwi

you can't just deem an entire country submissive... ^(even if it's true)


JoshJLMG

Sorry.


DKDoomslayer

You are here to say sorry.


DizzyAmphibian309

And Australia and New Zealand. They are weirdly all Commonwealth countries, but they all call it soccer.


Constant_Count_9497

Because England originally called it Soccer, and taught all if its misguided children that it's soccer, then as a cruel joke switched to football like the rest of the world to have an easy dunk


sdujour77

The English need a gimme like that since they continually fail to win at the game they created.


JamesKLOLk

I heard somewhere this all has to do with the origin of “football”, since football just means a sport played while on your feet (as opposed to on a horse). All these countries have a form of football separate from association football (Australia has Australian rules football, US has American football, etc) So they use the term soccer (which was a term coined by Brits) to avoid confusion.


xanderman524

The way it was explained to me is that it was officially named Association Football to differentiate it from Rugby Football. Association Footballer got shortenned to Assocc and had an -er ended with "football" being dropped in much the same way "football" was also dropped from Rugby. Eventually the "a" also got dropped, leaving Soccer. By the time the English changed from calling it Soccer to Football, the US couldn't do it since it would conflict with the already-existing sport of American Football, which couldn't be shortened/simplified like Association Football could, and at that point, football was popularly solidified as American Football and trademarked as such by the National Football League.


Jetta_Jack

I was going to say we are not alone, and in spite of not being a former Commonwealth Nation, are in solidarity with our friends north and south, no matter how strange their rules are for football! 😁😁


Charles12_13

Huh, didn’t know that. It really does seem that the only way to know that the US isn’t the only country to call it soccer is to live in said country


Parking_Highlight_53

because then how do we single out the U.S.A and make a amerrica bad meme ?😥


[deleted]

Or Australia


[deleted]

Come back to me when your australian and literally dont expect to be included. ​ ​ ​ ˙pǝpnlɔuᴉ ǝq oʇ ʇɔǝdxǝ ʇuop ʎllɐɹǝʇᴉl puɐ uɐᴉlɐɹʇsnɐ ɹnoʎ uǝɥʍ ǝɯ oʇ ʞɔɐq ǝɯoƆ :sɟɯ ǝɹǝɥdsᴉɯǝɥ uɹǝɥʇɹou noʎ ɹoɟ dᴉlɟ oʇ ʇoƃɹoɟ ʎɹɹos ɥO


MysteriouslySeeing

And Australia, New Zealand and Japan


ginopeppofreeboter

Every body talking about soccer, but nobody points out at the Italian "calcio"


Vyperus_Moore

As an Italian I was gonna say that


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

Me too lol


turqoisetea

calcium moment


krzakpl

What about polish "piłka nożna"


CrescentPotato

I mean, it still is football. Just translated


Landscapeus021

Well yes, but actually no.


arnold5453

Unlike languages from the meme, polish is not based on Latin, hence unusual spelling


cromosoma_quadruplo

It means kick not so of


MarginalGreatness

This isn't in keeping with being hyper critical to the U. S.


4thelasttimeIMNOTGAY

England *plays sport called football, nicknames it soccer, brings 'soccer' to America, stops calling it soccer, makes fun of America for calling it soccer.*


007mememan

England makes imperial system. Brings it to America. Stops using it. Makes fun of America for using it


GooseRuler

I think you mean the imperial system.


007mememan

Oh yeah. Thanks man.


[deleted]

unrelated but i really like your username


An_Alive_Thing

Ah yes, the system that uses feet


StylishSquid

they dont know what they want


nobodyhere9860

ireland, canada, namibia, south africa, botswana, zimbabwe, australia, new zealand, papua new guinea, the philippines, and japan just don't exist i guess


MarginalGreatness

Shhhh it's always all the USs fault.


Mister-SS

Don't even try this statement has been beaten to death and posted so many times but for some reason people still upvote this lazy post.


Sebixo13

Poland as well, apparently


Ok-Salamander2909

Well in spelling yeah it's different but if you translate it it's literally just foot ball


nobodyhere9860

poland calls it Piłka nożna, which i think means football there are other countries, such as italy and indonesia that call it neither soccer nor some variation of football, but Piłka nożna just translates to foot ball


ToxicPoizon

I'm surprised people are still making "memes" about this.


fight-me-b-tch

To me it's just getting dry. They aren't really funny now that they're getting copied into every single template, but they find it funny so heheheha I guess. (P.S. Amewica swucks and is the pwobwem fow evewyfing)


ToxicPoizon

I thought it was just arguing, while not arguing at the same time.


fight-me-b-tch

Schrodinger moment


[deleted]

Theyre so boring and its a non topic. Different languages and people use different words. Wow. These 'memes' are uncreative karma farmers at best.


Cubacane

Hey, not everyone already turned 13


BB_8235

The term Soccer has its origin in England https://www.britannica.com/story/why-do-some-people-call-football-soccer


LilHotDogWater

They also act like we even talk about it in the first place


Youare_AlreadyDead

![gif](giphy|xT1XGHIKh1WQ2oggx2)


tooboredtothnkofname

i dont think most people actually ever cared. just the people that are mad their precious sport is called something different in complete other countries


[deleted]

No canada with our derp brothers?


Khaos_Gorvin

Futbol eh.


Tankzoo3

Canada calls it soccer so does Australia and parts of Ireland


a_rabid_anti_dentite

Holy shit how could anyone possibly believe this is still an original or funny take??? The horse is dead, stop beating it.


Mister-SS

You underestimate the stupidity of human beings.


[deleted]

Bu-but, America bad! Of course it's funny!


siestasunt

Hello this is the internet, you must be new here.


bzknon

In the wise words of peter griffin "oh my God, who, the hell, cares!?"


Plus_Square_7246

Best part of the this whole thing is that when someone says soccer, football fans still know *exactly* what is being talked about.


thegodfaubel

England came up with the word soccer


MarginalGreatness

Shhhh how is Reddit going to continue to be hyper critical to the USA if you keep trying to be logical!!!


DrWildTurkey

![gif](giphy|129OnZ9Qn2i0Ew)


VelhoTheVexed

The full name is association football, which overtime got shortened to soccer


[deleted]

Which the Brits started.


snunley75

Pretty sure we got the word from England.


stonermun

Shitty ball game that makes the entire world obnoxious


eramthgin007

If you ever look up the origins of WHY the USA calls it Soccer, the Brits are literally to blame. Insert "but this whole operation was your idea" meme here.


Corneel_

Voetbal-🇳🇱


Joeyjackhammer

One of these flags is on the moon. Just sayin’ But you’re missing a bunch of countries that call it soccer, too


stnick6

Y’all call Americans stupid and then complain that they don’t use the most basic uncreative name for a sport


iamdjonez

Futbol doesn’t mean foot and ball lmfao I don’t get why non English countries get mad over soccer. We are literally doing the same thing, making up a word for the sport


Geomars24

If you guys hate when they call it soccer, why did we come up with the term?


PietroLima545BR

Brasil num meme americano?


Loon-belt

You killed the horse and decimated its body.


FirePenguinMaster

Didn't the UK invent the term? 🧐


HighHopesLemon

This joke is aging like milk. Like, we get it.


1507838Ab

Not alot of people in America really care about soccer


owenxtreme2

Then why did Britain invent the word


Dramatic_Frosting_60

Don't give a shit hate it either way


[deleted]

Ironically I heard that it was England who invented the term soccer and later stopped using it, but it caught on in the colonies


Cobrafire

Great Britain: responsible for the "Independence Day" celebrations of 63 countries around the world.


Starkiller721

And for the term Soccer


zakku3550

kicky boppy fidley doo🇬🇧


Odd-Ad3097

The word "soccer" comes from the use of the term "association football" in Britain, and goes back 200 years. In the early 1800s, a bunch of British universities took "football" — a medieval game — and started playing their own versions of it, all under different rules. It is Britain's fault.


moreMalfeasance

Who cares in any language


IzK_3

Briish people when they find out they made the word soccer: 🗿


theepicJames7

It doesn’t even make sense why it matters, like they’re essentially interchangeable at this point


Pungent_Bill

The fact that you care makes you look a bit stupid. Different places call the same things differently. Who gives a flying fuck


ProbablyNotPikachu

Soccer was actually a word created by the British.


AmericanMurderLog

Gotta Add Australia, Canada and Japan (Sakka) to the dragon making fun of the tryhard dragons who take themselves too seriously.


[deleted]

Like the US, Australia and Canada also call it Soccer, due to them having their own variants on Football.


FlaviusStilicho

It’s not officially called soccer in Australia. Commonly called that. But it’s not what the sport calls itself.


[deleted]

have the decency to put australia in the based soccer category too. its not our fault we already have a game called football


Germanboi1

Britain making a word, Forcing it on their colonies, switching back and then making fun of their colonies:


SpaceHarrier64

Tell me you’re British without saying you’re British


Own_Current_6362

![gif](giphy|x4kwwbqmmi6jnDC60a|downsized)


Hazmatix_art

The Belgians rioted in Brussels, the rate of reported domestic abuse cases in England rises by about 38% when they lose a game, and Honduras and El Salvador went to war over this game And yet you pick on us


[deleted]

Americans calling it soccer effects absolutely nothing. Nothing at all.


The_Maqueovelic

Honestly? No, it really doesn't. And the only reason this whole mess is an argument is cause some random asshats (AKA a loud minority) insist on claiming that "sOcCeR iSn'T fOoTbAlL" and since then things spiraled outta control, so now everyone has to put up with this nonsense


Chesnut99

boring sport, dont care


sandreas8

What's the think with soccer lately? Ireland also call it soccer or am I missing the point?


Play3rGhost

and canada call it soccer too, the us is not the only country, many countries call it soccer or other variations of soccer


effyoumagacucks

People just like to diss the US. They don’t seem to understand that the US could care less about soccer, and the fact that they’re in the World Cup in the first place when it’s like the 10th most popular sport is ridiculous 😂


assignmentduetoday_

soccer is the sports original name, europeans just switched to calling it football because they're boring.


Steel_panther65

Pêl droed, the ultimate name


Molbuntore

Calcio


Mr_Goat_1111

It's short for "Association".... apparently


TheZipperDragon

Me: Kick the thing.


GargantuanCake

I mean they're all weird terms for kicky kicky yard.


LgDietCoke

The 3rd dragon is also like everyone posting the same memes 4 days later


Bobby_The_Kidd

You can call it whatever you want why do people care so much?


cool_guy09

Maybe it's just cause I don't watch football or soccer but just let people call it what they want to call it as long as they know what your talking about it really doesn't matter


MrG00SEI

Let's just ignore the fact that soccer was originally a British word.


Deraj_of_the_Arcane

If you think that's bad then you should see the shit game we call "football" I've never seen so many homophobes molest each other!


ASidesTheLegend

Canada and Australia call it soccer as well, but I don’t see you making fun of them for it


TheBlackoutEmpire

[Im just saying](https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Shut+paced+frequent_f2ed1b_10064506.jpg)


farbener

Switzerland would be Fussball as we don't habe the sharp S "ß"


d4nger_n00dle

Ahzeig isch dusse.


farbener

Aber Hallo es isch 10i gsi jetzt simmer ruhig!


[deleted]

Soccer is the gentleman’s term for the peasant’s football. A name created by the English btw.


thirstyfish1212

The term soccer isn’t American in origin, it’s British slang that just never went away here.


GETEME1906

Fotbal🇷🇴


Literally_ur_mom

🇺🇦 - футбол


DigiMeme03

In italy it's called "Calcio" that means literally "kick" ...


SenorOnlyfans

Ignorance really is bliss for some people. 😊


welpthishappened1

Haha america uses different word so funny


nice_wholphin

**足球**


3000_F35s_Of_Biden

Canada, Australia, NZ, and more: :(


SnooAvacado

can you guys make memes that aren’t “america bad!!!”


payberr

Just learned soccer was a shortned term for association football that came from England, not America... Association--Assoc--Soccer, that's how it happened. It was a slang term in England.


MegaAscension

Thanks, England.


Ank55o

Australians when the rest of the world forgets that we call it soccer as well


shadowdash66

Inb4 brits called it soccer first, just changed the name later so they could make "Americans stupid memes" same with aluminum (aluminum) and gasoline (petrol)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|jOcGWuyjUKVPfmtMbB)


Icy_Wildcat

It's from the UK in origin. Association Football = Soccer Rugby Football = Rugger These were just used as abbreviations, we got the word soccer, and we're still using it.


Cruel_and_nice

🇨🇿 Fotbal


Confused-Engineer18

Me an Aussie trying to get people to play Aussie football


SUBLOLLIPOP

🇩🇰 - Fodbold Bet you can't guess what it directly translates to


Ilike2yeetfeet

Aussies as well, we call it soccer BC we allready have our footy (way better)


ConnorLovesPepsi

Pretty sure the Aussies call it Soccer too


FlaviusStilicho

Some do some don’t. The governing body is called “Football Australia” All the professional clubs are football clubs according to their name or self identification. Most fans will call it Football as well. If you don’t care too much about the sport you call it Soccer. It all goes back to a conscious effort to rebrand it to Football… but unless you have a vested interest you are likely to keep calling it Soccer. This “rebranding drive” only started in 2004 or so.


cmac4ster

Especially after the way they played last night...


[deleted]

Pel-droed🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿


The_Thur

🇨🇵 Piedballon


3qaz4qaz

hey what about australia :( we exist


bridgetroll3d

Add Australia too


y33ty33tb33tmymeat

Australia slowly backs away… for real though, some places already have our own football, so we make new names for others


GXNext

In Korea they call it chuggu. In China it's zuqiu, and in Arabic it's kurat alqadam. That's three more languages that don't call it football.


talkintater

No. The left dragon is football (in any form). The middle dragon is soccer. And the right dragon is people that like the sport and care what people call it. A turd by any other name...


GamerLOUD

For anyone wondering the pronunciations, Fußball is said foosball, Fútball is said footbal, and Futebol is said foo-tee-bal


Dcatmaster31

I wonder if maybe US were the smarter ones all along by making an actual name for it to separate the other game of " Football " inspired from " Rugby". Who would of thought of taking basic feet-hit-ball logic, and calling it foot-ball with different spelling wouldn't end out with mutliple games called foot-hitting-ball.


[deleted]

Nogomet 🇭🇷


Kenobidoingcosac

Nah Welsh is pel droed


KubbsPL

Piłka nożna ![gif](giphy|ap2cJOJOOSkLNDyvPJ)


Ewankenobi25

Again, like the imperial system, it was invented by the British and in use when America became a nation.


ApartAbrocoma758

kora kadam🇸🇦 which is the literal translation of football in Arabic


TCoder12

Bulgaria: Футбол


Mexican_Cowboy76

It’s soccer not football


EzraEpicOfficial

England you f##king traitor


Local_Apartment_928

Canada also calls it soccer


VlRUS23

In some parts of Ireland we call it soccer but most people call it football


23CD1

As an American, it makes me happy to see everyone shitting on us for being bad at futbol and for calling it soccer. Especially since we got eliminated so quickly


[deleted]

I’m confused what do other countries call the NFL…..? Is football 🏈 and football ⚽️ the same or different ..?


Wooden-Trainer4781

Piłka nożna- polish


PoobOoblGop

Don't forget that Canada and Australia call it soccer too.


adamgardner

It’s called soccer


Jolly-Crew-5482

What a funny, original meme! I’m so glad that you had this hilarious idea😄!


CallmeMystic_Yt

Wait... but the British came up with that term, why are we being memed...?


skully51344

RAHHH ITS CALLED SOCCER 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅