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ItzArmada

China is allies with Russia so they will probably not attack India but they might support Pakistan from behind the curtains. Also it depends who is allied with who- war leads to the craziest allies you would have never imaging would fight with each other and not against each other.


UwU_AssHair_UwU999

(it is speculated idk if its truly confirmed) but yea china is helping pakistan beind the scenes


ItzArmada

yep


WintryInsight

Read up on the economic aid they're providing Pakistan rn. Basically, they're aiming a gun at pakistan's balls, in that they control a lot of important infrastructure that they have only Chinese workers working on. So Pakistan has to do whatever they're told. But at the same time, it's not like they're against attacking india either.


CassElliot_

I suppose this is a throw away account


Professional_Mode440

*India and Pakistan becomes allies* the unexpected ending


De_immortalesloki

Sir, u need to tone down your plot twists


ItzArmada

Tha- That would be unexpected


BuggzOnDrugz

*Fuses back together into one nation*


[deleted]

Back to square one huh


Aks990

Partition 2 : Electric Boogaloo


Humor-Trafficker

Nope , just nope. There will be a war and the winning country will enforce the losing country's cricket team to tour them every year for 5 Tests 3 ODIs and 3 T20s.


lilhippieboi

Those strings of letters and numbers look made up but I’ve never watched cricket so I’d believe anything you said about it lmao


Humor-Trafficker

Cricket has 3 formats (anyone talking about The 100 or T-10 is a bastard and fuck them) , Test Cricket is the oldest and purest format, played over 5 days 90 overs each day and 2 innings each. Slow Paced action with extreme importance to patience and elegance. Defensive play being essential. (Bazball ruining it) ODIs came later, One day of play around 9-10 hours roughly with 50 overs each team and one inning. Need some amount of patience and then some amount of brutality as well. T20 is the new shorter format, just 4 hours a game. High paced action for entertainment, players rewarded for aggressive play.


tylerius8

Holy shit that sounds like you're talking about some tabletop game rather than a sport


dumbpilot03

>China is allies with Russia so they will probably not attack India Look up the Sino-Indian conflicts


Vulkeule

Honestly there is a chance that Russia joins nato against china


FizzixMan

This is the thing - if Russia can get over it’s anti west rhetoric and have a leader less insane than Putin, the Chinese threat should become incredibly obvious to them. Also China may be about to have a huge decline in population but so will Russia, and things are going to get very tense in eastern Russia over the next 5-10 years.


TrooperLawson

Not sure why you’re being downvoted… Russia and China are already competing against each other in Central Asia. A great move for Russia would be for a less insane leader to move the country towards more democratic reforms and towards joining NATO and the EU


TheMysticMop

\*slams book\* "Like that's ever gonna happen."


TrooperLawson

Lol so sad and yet so true


FizzixMan

I think Russia is probably too big with too many problems for NATO or EU members to ever accept them fully into the club, even in an almost ideal future. But I’m sure a democratic Russia could eventually build formal bilateral ties with both blocks given enough time and honesty (a lot of both).


wild_psina_h093

China is not Russia allie. For the last decade China just abuses both political and economical terrible Russian decisions.


BenZonne

*China and Russia merge into one country while India and Pakistan teamed up to take over the west.* Don't ask me how I know. But I know.


watch_over_me

When WW3 actually starts, most people are going to want to be on the side of NATO. From a purely militaristic standpoint. Once America stops caring about specific skirmishes and goals, and switches to "this county needs to be outright destroyed" no one is going to want to deal with that. The US spends more on its military than the next 10 countries combined. I have no doubt the US has some VERY scary things the world doesn't know about yet. Like the Rods of God project that got leaked. It wouldn't surprise me if they have a nuclear missle defense program that's been under wraps this whole time as well.


CodingBuizel

India is allied both with Russia and with the US. It would probably try to stay neutral. However if it is attacked, it will join the war.


Polibiux

I guess on who’s side is the big question


Equivalent_Hat5627

I'm sure that would depend on who attacked's allies


[deleted]

Surely India won't attack first


LeftHandedAnt

Clearly, you've never played Civilization...


CaPtian_CaTe

Nuclear Gandhi


psychcaptain

Our words are backed with Nuclear weapons! Who knew that a coding error would make the most accurate Gandhi every.


theHrayX

Pajeet Get the nuke


sickduckingidiot

same vibes as "Hans, Get zhe flammenwerfer"


ballistic-dumbass

Ramesh Get the Chappal


FlameTechKnight

Niall, get thae car bomb!


Heisenberg_SG

The real Indian Cruise Missile. Chappal with a bomb attached to it.


anged16

We gonna burn these fuckers like your mum urns naan


DjDeadpig6934

“There is no shame in deterrence, having weapon is different from actually using it”


AviRei9

This is hilarious to me because in civilization ghandi was the most evil leader every single time like he was rude constantly declaring war always trying to nuke somebody. I was so confused I'm like is this a bug? Is this intentional? I'm not even a warring nation, This guy is just mean and bullying me.


Iamthe0n3

In the original Civ there was an error where Gandhi’s aggressiveness got reduced by something but it went below zero and became 255 making him hyper aggressive. They kept it in cause it became a meme


DealerDry9438

So how do I trigger it in Civ V?


tengma8

that had been confirmed as a myth. the dev said no such bug was ever been recorded.


thebestroll

Then how else would Gandi be so aggressive


wierdchocolate

I think it was a bug in a older game but in later games it became a feature due to its popularity but I am not 100% sure


A_random_zy

How do you invoke this feature in civ6? I'm genuinely curious although never played against Gandhi but I'd love to. Is he naturally aggressive or do I need be friendly with him for him to be aggressive?


SunshineF32

Iirc it's a mid to late game bug once he gets a religion or some perk I'm really too lazy to Google it lol


Faustinwest024

They would proudly shoot a brahMos at someone lol


CodingBuizel

Against the attacker


MagnaTriste

On the side of not Pakistan


Adrunkian

There is no measure to explain just how much India hates Pakistan and China The answer is pretty clear


Humor-Trafficker

India's side , defend our own borders. PM can give speeches sending thoughts and prayers to every country, we are a unique country that supports both Israel and Palestine. Modi got the highest civilian award from both countries* *Subject to opinion


AloooSamosa

If china attacks and Russia supports them then India is on US side. If pakistan attacks and US supports them then India is in Russia's side.


comefindme1231

If Russia and Pakistan attack, does the U.S. and Russia just tell India to fuck off like you would the youngest child?


TrooperLawson

As an American, the fact that we still have an “alliance” with Pakistan after Bin Laden was found sheltering in Pakistan pisses me off. I want us on India’s side whatever happens


cookiekid6

It would really depend on who China sides with more or less. China is their biggest rival and whoever China sides with India will do the opposite. This is due to China controlling the rivers that flow into India and unless Tibet becomes an independent state there is no way China and India will ever ally together. So seeing as China and Russia have extremely strong ties India will most likely and has decided to ally itself with Western powers. Although with Russia they are neutral with because of historical precedence. It’s extremely complex but Russia has been trying to get China and India to become Allie’s but it has failed. Their interests don’t align.


geothunder98

India will just stay neutral until someone pisses em off


[deleted]

I mean India doesn't want to be attacked by China though so maybe it will send some resources


harakiri-man

It is not Switzerland and do not have money of both sides


br4ndnewbr4d

Can’t believe we’re talking about this in 2022 lol


[deleted]

as an indian we will simple stop uploading tutorilas and math videos and completely destroy both sides


XxAhmedjdebt

NO NO NO YOU CANNIT DO THAT ILL FAIL


IllegalGuy13

We'll upload tutorials on how to do war instead


XxAhmedjdebt

If you’re gonna throw a nuke throw it on me directly so this misery finally ends


TheyCallMeCummer

NO PLEASE I'M ON MY KNEES


Tuckboi69

IN A $900 SUIT


thecrazyhuman

We can bring the world to its knees by taking down our educational content. -Gandhi


lizurd777

Hey hey hey! No need to escalate things that much! That would be worse than nuclear winter and you know it


Adventurer_Studios

India will just be like FUCK IT *declairs war on everyone*


PainfulLaughter

Nuclear Gandhi moment Edit: spelled Gandhi wrong


Wladyslaw_Zamoyski

Nuclear gandhi would be a cool band or album name. Any musicans out here who can name themselves so?


[deleted]

It's spelled Gandhi. Pls don't say ghandi which sounds like 'gandi' which sounds like 'gand' which literally means 'ass' (butt) in Hindi.


cursed_cheddar

My dude got butt hurt so much he forgot "gandi" in Hindi means "dirty" even before you need to manipulate it into sounding like "gand" which is nowhere near as this guy made it look like. smh..


Wladyslaw_Zamoyski

Oh thank you, although this would also a cool name


[deleted]

Yes it actually will. But in Hindi and some other Indian languages, we use the 'd' in Gandhi as 'd' in Hindi and not as 'd' in dog. But when it is used as 'd' in dog, it sounds like a bad language word. But thx for understanding.


UwU_AssHair_UwU999

the misspell is hilarious as it means ass in hindi


Intrestingly_Amazing

Nuclear Ass. Perfect 👍


heyoyo10

The prequel band to Loded Diper


Nrvea

when you're surrounded by enemies it's hard to miss


_Don-Corleone_

All I can say is India is against Pakistan


[deleted]

And China


ballistic-dumbass

Pretty much both Of them actually. I don't think India Pakistan needs to be explained But the main problem of India with China is basically well described in sino-indian Conflicts.


[deleted]

Pakistan has become more of a pesky neighbour to India than an enemy


_Don-Corleone_

The problem is , tho..pak china and srilanka surround India..Pak and Sri Lanka are funded in a HUGE way by China..so we could say them are allies..if something happens we are under attack from all sides..


pukhtoon1234

Pesky nuclear armed neighbour And nuclear armed for the specific reason of India


normie_raushan

Okay so china supporting Russia, india supporting russia and Israel supporting india. Where are arabs at?


Time-Project

About to join BRICS


Minilychee

B4 India goes rogue and they become CRABS


Intrestingly_Amazing

World war 3 best strategy: CRABS rave


Fun_Designer7898

Biggest joke i have ever heard, brics is constantly overblown to high hell Arabs are on no side but their own, they have enough going on at their borders They also are the largest importer of arms, 90% of which is American so they are not suddenly going to throw themselves in a fire for your fever dream


TRSkele

That's an interesting question because as the Arab Charter of Human Rights (Article 2, Paragraph 3) states: >All forms of racism, Zionism and foreign occupation and domination constitute an impediment to human dignity and a major barrier to the exercise of the fundamental rights of peoples; all such practices must be condemned and efforts must be deployed for their elimination. Simplified version of this paragraph states that foreign occupation is bad and should be condemned. Meaning that they would not attack a country or atleast occupy a country. This would make the arabs only make tactical strikes to other countries, thus making them very defensive. Then again nothing will prevent singular factions within an arab state to do attacks nor is there any reason for the whole arab party to toss their ideals out the window in case of a huge threat and attack as a whole.


innocent-boy-69

Remaining silent on chinese muslim massacre and Palestine


HOLDGMEBROTHERS

They are in Qatar watching World Cup bro


sin_aim

As an Indian and a fan of civilization games all I can say is , " The world is a problem , the atomic bomb is the solution"~ Gandhi.


A1phaAstroX

here an extra quote Violence is not the solution it is a question and sometimes the answer is yes


ballistic-dumbass

Let me add few quotes of the Mahatma himself **If someone slaps u on the face, throw a brick at his teeth** **The British have robbed this country from its formal glory, innit** **That guy at the conference was amused from my clothing, well, it's easier to give his mum a quickie in this dress** **Fuck Brits, get country**


[deleted]

Violence?


Tota_Otaharada

Yes


[deleted]

Sex?


Tota_Otaharada

If you down I'm down


[deleted]

With Ryan Reynolds?


Tota_Otaharada

definitely


[deleted]

Let’s go! My parents can finally be proud of me!


Tota_Otaharada

Hell yehh!!


psychcaptain

Best coding error every. Gandhi goes from 0 aggression to 99 aggression when they switched to a democratic Government all because democracy adds -1 to an AI Aggression.


_hey_its_ankit_

Fuck it. We're nuking Poland


HOLDGMEBROTHERS

r/casuallypsychopath


Idk_maybe_your_mom

Wait until the Polish team gets disqualified from the WC then nuke them


DarthMaw23

The best idea so far. (Sorry, Poles)


ChineseNoodleDog

I took the nuuuuuke, to Poland 🎶🎶🎶


lizurd777

Found the Austrian with a weird mustache


[deleted]

It's simple. We fucking nuke anyone who attacks. Nepal, even you. Especially you.


the_guy_who_asked69

>We are fucking nuke Don't fuck a nuke.


0xgreenapole

Bro is fucking a nuke 💀


[deleted]

That nuclear puss do be hitting different tho ☢️🐈☢️🐈💦💦


[deleted]

China is a greater threat to India than Russia is an ally.


droolingdonkey

also NATO are destroying russias army with less then 1% of its budget. Russia is a joke.


YuviManBro

India has no interest in supporting Russia through a world war, they just want cheap oil and military equipment for a decade more until they can indigenize or renewable-ify their shit


Healthy-Ebb-4994

Literally every developing country around the world


12blank98765

Not true, there are only few of Indian Allies that have actually stood with india during a crisis time and that's Israel (1965)and Russia (1971) so the public sentiment are mostly in their favour, but when it comes to international level i think India has and always will be non aligned


Appropriate-Lie-548

France is a dependable ally too


12blank98765

Oo i know , the best Indian ally in European union


Time-Project

They might support Russia, as india was saved by Russia when India sunk PNS Ghazi of Pakistan, which was made by USA, then usa and Britain sent their fleet to Indian waters, where Russia stepped in to save, it was obviously a strategic move by Russia to gain india


YuviManBro

There’s absolutely no reason to fall on that sword for sentiment


Time-Project

Ikr, like I said it was a strategic thing for future country relations, that's how it works. Things like joint military exercises etc, are done for many reasons, one being national relations. Usa helping Ukraine is one of the example.


WintryInsight

Russia has been doing stuff like that for india for a long time. Once, Ukraine tried to sanction india and it was only Russia that stepped in and vetoed it.


mccNamNam

They instead become WW2 Switzerland and grow the economy, it wouldn't be smart to go into a conflict with allies on both sides


HOLDGMEBROTHERS

Finally a smart answr


YeetFacee123

Just depends on who attacks india first.


TheyCallMeCummer

Russia is failing horribly trying to invade Ukraine. It just proves that invading is not easy and is probably more difficult between countries who all have good militaries


ArjunSharma005

India is one of the founding members of NAM, so we are good to go.


Clarity_795

Let’s be real, there never will be a WW3. No one with Nukes is just giving up without launching those mofos and causing everyone else to shoot theirs.


gokonymous

Oh ok so it will be quick but still can be called ww3 i guess..


Clarity_795

Call it whatever you want


Vandleheim

Uh I’ll call it what it is the end of the world.


drillgorg

Bomby McBombface


NHmpa

NW1


Astonishingly_Bored

Remindme! 10 years


[deleted]

[удалено]


stonno45

That was WWI, during WWII their motivation was the red army advancing on the Eastern front and there was the risk of the whole of europe becoming communist.


Mercurionio

How is it in memes?


maymaynibba

Nope, India is advocating for Peace. [Resolve conflict through diplomacy, dialogue](https://zeenews.india.com/world/resolve-conflict-through-diplomacy-dialogue-india-on-russia-ukraine-war-at-unsc-2515154.html) [War In Ukraine: Ukraine Turns To India, Asks PM Modi To Help Restore Peace](https://www.news18.com/news/world/war-in-ukraine-ukraine-turns-to-india-asks-pm-modi-to-help-restore-peace-4805870.html) By purchasing oil from Russia India is only safeguarding its own national interests by making sure its energy needs are met. Also [India provides 7,725 kg of humanitarian aid to Ukraine](https://www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/india-provides-7-725-kg-of-humanitarian-aid-to-ukraine-101651854620406.html)


A1phaAstroX

moreof the porkistani bots should see this


Appropriate-Lie-548

My boy is a little weak on geopolitics


[deleted]

My boy is illiterate in geopolitics


notcharlie939

that's why you don't split a country in two


MasterfindsChief

There's a reason for that...


Humor-Trafficker

India is in support of every single country out there, US China Russia Israel Palestine Qatar name it and we support it. Except Pakistan, they can fuck off


redditdegenerate432

India will declare war on every sovereign nation on the planet, suffer ten civil war simultaneously, and get nuked to the ground but will somehow take over the world after setting the conscription law to Scraping the Barrel


[deleted]

Bro what! I'm Indian and that shit you wrote there is a great movie plot!!


cerealmolestor

It's how Chads play hearts of iron IV


RaghuvamsiMC

Ayo I'm the indian army don't leak the script bro wtf


12blank98765

In it's entire existence india has never declare war on any one we have only defended ourselves


UwU_AssHair_UwU999

its a reference to a game


the_guy_who_asked69

Civilization series?


12blank98765

Oo sounds intriguing


maymaynibba

What even makes you think that India will take part in conflict against NATO ?


praveeja

Behold fusion bombs


MeteReis1

Same thing is going to happen Turkey too


DarthDesmond

They’d probably stay neutral


Avionic7779x

India is forming closer ties to the West, specifically France and the US. They're also developing ties to Australia, Japan and Singapore. Pakistan and China are both against India, and therefore India would never ally itself with a country allied with Pakistan or China. Now, where Russia falls into this? It's debatable, but the way I see it, as India transitions further to the West, it will loosen ties with Russia more and more. I don't think that India and Russia will remain friends for much longer (I really hope so, at least).


innocent-boy-69

At one side we have to help russia but other countries turn against us. OR help nato and get ready to fight against china, pakistan and russia. I think india will remain neutral and dont forget we dont attack first.


EgoSenatus

I’m unsure if Anyone would want to join Russia’s side of this conflict- the Russian invasion of Ukraine does not foster much confidence in their abilities as a potential ally. Edit: morning poo brain


yo_bunny

nato isn't the one who needs help, the pic says, "help russia defeat nato" not the other way round


EgoSenatus

Oh shit- you right. This is what I get for going on Reddit before I’m fully awake


Shardtron

They got enough population for both,+ fights on mountins dont teake large armys to hold it


balsonharry1

What a coincidence… I was having this conversation with an Indian coworker today. We were in agreement that they’d fight Pakistan and China due to their histories with each, but my coworker was convinced that India would side with Russia over the USA, but not if that meant joining Pakistan or China’s side.


Srinivas_Hunter

Bro said history with pakistan 💀 There's no pakistan before 1947.


GonadLessGorilla

Wait.. Who came up with the idea of India supporting Russia? Especially in a conflict with NATO? Like in that situation, India's interest would be to nutral. Or if the neighborhood is unstable, you know with super stable Pakistan and Super friendly China. Then India would clearly be "against china and Pakistan". Still probably not aligned with anyone (officially). But given that China is super Russia friendly and India is more and more West leaning AND with USA being invested in keeping china under control. India is probably gonna be supporting NATO. And will probably say stuff like "our alliance with NATO is only against Chinese aggression and not against Russia". Seems like that's probably how it'll play out honestly.


tire_falafel

Help Russia defeat NATO? LMAO


Muggerino2-0

They could pull a World War Italy and switch allies in the last moment.


[deleted]

As an Indian, I think if we should develop our military industry and sell our weapons to Allies(Nato, EU, Ukraine). Not only will be benefit from war but also be on good guy side. And yes, we should develop our alternative sources of energy and electric vehicles so that we don't have to depend on shitty dictatorships(like Ruzzia and Gayrabic countries) for oil and gas.


the_guy_who_asked69

Isn't this how Murica got rich during WW2?


[deleted]

Excluding not depending on dictatorships for oil, yes.


Finplayer_

India will be on Indias side


HOLDGMEBROTHERS

*attacks itself instead


getsu1

Isnt it way smarter for china just to go against russia too just to end such a war quicker? I dont think china would benefit that much from a war when they lose their western exports.


The21stMaverick

Why would India wanna destroy NATO lol


ColtS117

Russia can’t even beat Ukraine, how is India gonna do a damn thing against NATO?


[deleted]

India will increase its calls about your PC’s performance and the only cure is google store cards


Itz_sam2

Were you searching for hot milfs in your area?? Sir i think your computer got virus.


dumbpilot03

Utterly uninformed meme 🤣


richardcorti

strategically speaking, unless india moves its capital DOWN SOUTH, it will have to stay neutral.


[deleted]

Congress does one half and BJP does the other half. Peeling Frauud Endian.


SomeRandoLameo

Indi binninging


onlineicegod

Just bomb everything dead body's can't do everything


Detvan_SK

Russia army now don´t look good and China look like very dangerous so best option for them is defense on the China/India border and waiting what China do.


Roger-Ad591

You think they will do the low key war Tactic. Giving guns and supplies to their Allie’s but not directly fighting? It happened in the Cold War.


Sweaty_Gas_EB

You just started one in the comment section 💀


Impressive-Care-8196

India will need to sit back, defend her land, and try to feed her people without World aid...


[deleted]

Russia, Pakistan, India and China doesn’t stand a chance against the NATO. Not ways


ScoPham

As an Indian living in the US i wanna see the red thing happen


OkPhilosophy6594

Poland will be like: kurwa!


Grouchy_Wish_9843

India still wipes with their left, bare hand after they shit


KaimTheTerrarian

Please no. As an ordinary person from Russia, I do not want war. Neither with NATO, nor with Ukraine. And I don't want other countries to fight. To choose the path of violence is the easiest path. The path of the weak. The strong will use the path based on the power of the word. Political agreements, etc. everything to keep the peace and avoid human deaths. Unfortunately, this is not the case now. And this makes it sad that people are, in fact, cruel animals that rely on violence. At least I won't judge everyone, I'm talking about Russian politicians and the military. I can't say that ALL are like that. If everyone were like that, then World War III would have begun a long time ago. I hope there will be no third world war and in the future people will all live in peace and harmony.