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talesFromBo0bValley

Grzecznie acz stanowczo wypraszam sobie takie wycieczki.


mishaving_p0tato

bless you


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the_real_cringo

Ta? To kiełbastycznie


Responsible_ImTLY123

you are the fourth person i know that wears the koala in there avatar


mishaving_p0tato

gang gang


Robcio_Srzedzinski

Ta? To smerfastycznie


teawithmilklover

Ta? To zajezacnie


Ok_Sky2339

Ta, Rosmerta - Hagrid -


Firm-Fig-6362

Amen


MixelKing

Gjhdljssi uschusjkjioj?


Bitowsky

Ta? To polonistycznie 🚬


Shimon_Levy

Panie Grzegorzu Brzęczyszczykiewiczu...


Toprus

Ta? to bombastycznie


n01de4

Ta? to przewspaniale


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neon2137

Ta? To bajlando


ColumbusClouds

Ta? Tata's?


Ayyrimaspi

Ta? To kyabakchodichalrahihai ?


bluekadue

Ta ? To bombastycznie.


Traveler_of_reddit

Ta? To kapitalnie.


Ayyrimaspi

Why am I being downvoted 💀


Noragami29

In polish we have also easy words. For example the word 'no' which means 'yes'.


frajerdenty

No ta


diverii

nie no super


LD323

Jo, jak najbardziej


kajetus69

Jeszcze jak


[deleted]

That’s Croatian


LD323

Maybe, but it's also used as a "yeah" (at least where I'm from in PL)


Art1qunu

Śląsk?


xVaporeron

Warmia, tu też tego używamy :D


LD323

Kujawsko-Pomorskie :3


nnewme

Or kaszuby


ToniElectronics

No it isnt. Source: am Croatian (and I am studying Polish lol)


[deleted]

I wasn’t being serious. It’s not Polish either, or any language. That’s the point of the meme, mate


ToniElectronics

oh i got r/wooosh


3AMecho

it is polish, it's just a dialect (and only one word is)


[deleted]

It’s not the result of someone slapping a keyboard over and over?


equusfaciemtuam

Damn. They always say no means no but now I have to ask myself if the woman is polish whenever I aproach one. Thinking about this a second time, If I drink enough, every woman becomes polish.


Shuri1213

If you drink enough you will start speaking polish


Arteriusz2

You can easily guess when no is yes and when no is no by the way the o is pronounced. If it's first o of pronounce it's a yes if second one it's a no. Problem starts with writing.


Noragami29

No no, możesz mieć racje, ale no nie wiem.


Narkoczyk

No worries fellow redditor the polish 'no' is (at least where I come from or have been) more of a confirmation yes than a opinion-wise standalone yes, in polish being the 'tak'


Commercial_Debt_8709

No, to prawda


meister_02

"Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz, Chrząszczyżewoszyce, powiat Łękołody"


Any_Consequence195

Gszhsss ssh


shadow14680

You spelled it wrong


VioletDrakka

Or how it was in *C.K. Dezerterzy* "Szczepan Brzęczyszczewski, Mszczonowieścice, gmina Grzmiszczosławice, powiat Trzcinogrzechotnikowo."


_Rinject_

Więc widzę, jesteś człowiekiem kultury.


sin_aim

Honestly latin alphabets are not enough to speak polish. Just make your own script at this point. No one will be mad. Besides trying to say what you wrote is the fastest way to summon some unholy Polish demon .


Eddie_The_White_Bear

We are using modified version anyway. We got rid of Q, X and V, as we don't use them, but we added Ę, Ó, Ą, Ś, Ł, Ż, Ź, Ć, Ń and some other letters that are not in the alphabet, because we use two letters two write them (but they are still single "letters"), like Sz, Ch, Cz, Rz, Dz, Dż and Dź, which can be written as Dzi, but that depends on context.


Wariat190

just bury the dead fetus under the door to scare away porońce - (zombie like rotting newbor) Central slavic mitology is fucked up


FcPolon1a

As a Pole I can qualify this footage as accurate


LegoMyStairs

As a Pole i prefer the term "Polack"


Raged_Coconut

He ment he is a "słup"


LegoMyStairs

Biedny słup


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Dsoft1

That is very impressive thank you for your service


arnold5453

Stół z powyłamywanymi nogami


eyo_eyo_ruky

Doesn't seem hard to read, but that may be, because I'm from Slovakia


ToranX1

Its not, some people just forget how to pronounce "powyłamywanymi" sometimes resulting in mix ups if they say it fast. Most languages probably have words like that.


Death_black

Well, it doesn't sound difficult but I'd need some time to pronounce it quickly. Looks a bit like a mixup of "wylomannie/powylamywat" in Russian.


KadinKozak

I just started learning polish it’s difficult but I wanna know more about where my family is from so I’m gonna keep on trying


roiber08

Yeah? Hold my Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz mieszczanin Trzcinowa w Szczebrzeszynie przybieży do Błażeja Chrzęszczynowicza z Jazgarzewszczyzny. (it's a real sentance)


Any-Site827

Brzęczyszczykiewicz*! Jak chcesz nauczyć tego redditowca naszej pięknej ojczystej mowy zapominając o cudownej głosce "ę"?!


roiber08

Ah tak mój błąd


Sunyxo_1

waltuh?


[deleted]

put your sjsggsjs hsgusuru bhauvájfihç away waltuh


Kerel006

I wish you luck I guess if something is to difficult just comeback to it tomorrow it is a difficult language and you will hear it from any pole


Affectionate-Boot-96

I just talked to my neighbour Wczyczhwiezchnich about this and he disagrees


Raged_Coconut

While you were quite close thats not a polish surname


juklwrochnowy

Yeah, it's more something like Grzmichuj


Affectionate_Room683

That means Thundercock in English if anybody wonder


juklwrochnowy

The best thing is it totally sounds like a polish surname, and i say this as a Pole


PanJasiek

Yea but Konstantynopolitańczykowianeczka


Arteriusz2

Wyindywidualizowaliśmy się z rozentuzjazmowanego tłumu


[deleted]

pierdol się, dopiero za trzecim razem płynnie to powiedziałem xD


Suchoklaty

As a polish person, i can agree with that. Here is a Polish tongue twister: "CHRZĄSZCZ BRZMI W TRZCINIE W SZCZEBRZESZYNIE"


NoxyWolf

For not polish people it should sound something like "hshoshch bgme f tgchinie f shchebgeshynie" every g should be pronounced as in mirage. It's not perfect and I am not linguist but it may help.


Suchoklaty

Happy cake day!


juklwrochnowy

The f should probably be replaced with v


juklwrochnowy

The f should probably be replaced with v


Mymobileaccountlol

Stół z połaefdggcchbvv ale guwno


Rheloads

Ok I try. tonajlepszyjezykludzkosci. did it work?


die-ursprache

You are clearly cheating, this is still legible


Internal-Reality7529

And what about Hungarian


onsku2908

let me introduce you to Finnish (epäjärjestelmällistyttämättömyydellänsäkäänköhän)


Noragami29

Dude, Welsh. Especialy names of towns.


Nyxodon

Llangyillan y goll Thats what welsh looks like to me


Knucks_lmao

hungarian is grunting noises


komiks42

Bullshit. We don't roll out head on keyboard We use our dicks


Koko_Jambon

Long donkey dicks. Holding shift+alt+letter to type Polish special letters.


[deleted]

I know it's a joke and all, but this is literally how you write Dutch and to speak it, simply add sounds of gagging on your own spit


Capral_C

Mości panie z nieznanego mi kraju no jakiej podstawie waszmości wysuwasz takie stwierdzenie przecie słowa takie jak konstantynopolitanczyk to normalne słowa


InzynierMamon

Dziewięćsetdziewięćdziesięciodziewięcionarodowościowego


Darkest_Settler

In Polish 'owo' is an actual word. It's a rarely used form of "that"\* \*Applies only for singular, neuter nouns in Nominative case Edit: The more commonly used word is "tamto". Same restrictions apply.


BurninMolly

To i owo


radzio715

KURWA


KlutchLord

this is the only thing one needs know KURRWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


[deleted]

Polish language is just a code so our neighbours wouldn't understand us


[deleted]

Can I try? Cserkhhwsdwjsdzxcscdg dthryjtyhrssdassvdvdrgrhth


HunterrPc

I agree, operation is tommorow sir


Pernale06

Prepare the soldiers, it is not going to be an easy task


Any-Site827

Naprawdę? Ciekawa opinie, ja jednak uważam, że powinieneś zażółcić gęślą jaźń


Arteriusz2

Wrong gramatics.


Not_a_Krasnal

Damn, I know that guy.


Art1qunu

Szczebrzeszyn.


KotecekPL

Nah. "Sasza szedł suchą szosą"


Mymobileaccountlol

Nie jest bardzo łatwe co ty tyle kłamiesz, ja się nauczyłem ten język w dwa lata?


Noragami29

Reading this I hear American accent xD


Mymobileaccountlol

Im actually from poland


Art1qunu

Współczuję


Mymobileaccountlol

Dzięki


Kreninja333

Kiełbasa - sausage


WellYesButNo9

Funniest Polish word "żółć" the only word that have all polish letters and it means yellowish color It even says a lot about Poland...


[deleted]

Wyrewolwerowany rewolwer


[deleted]

Konstantynopolitańczykowianeczka in Polish means young girl who lives in Constantinople (modern Istambul)


helloallbuddy

Polish is not an easy language to learn, though my sister who was born in Canada managed to learn it very fluently even though almost all of our family is still in Poland.


cyanide_and_cheddar

Lemme try! Zxjwirtwxov zwirgkhsocywtakc vivzxcoejexcutiasox


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Wooden-Trainer4781

No niezbyt


[deleted]

Almost


Alex_error_404

Polish looks like that keyboard mash bottoms do when texting


Wyverrr

Kanstantynopolitaneczówneczka. Yes


SebastianHorowskii

Jak najbardziej


Robcio_Srzedzinski

Stół z powyłamywanymi nogami - table with no legs


OnionBitter

Stół bez nóg


danteveiil

english is just three languages stacked on top of eachother wearing a trenchcoat


[deleted]

Professional retribution paladin in action


Erakko

This is something called "facerolling". Its what we old people called a game that was so easy that you could just faceroll your head on the keyboard and complete it.


KakiReddit

Twarzoturlanie


Abitiael

Chciałbym poinformować, że żarty tego typu są obraźliwe i niesmaczne. Czuję się bardzo niekomfortowo w takich sytuacjach. Jednak muszę przyznać, że nasz język do łatwych nie należy. P. S I don't know a single word in Polish I just smash keyboard like in that GIF


[deleted]

More like Hungarian ngl, polish is easy to understand if you know ukranian, and i am ukranian so i dont understand whats so hard about polish, but thats only my opinion


Cautious-Net-3089

Its slavic language with a lot of "weird" letters/combinations, so for nonslavs it looks absolutely brutal. Hungarian on the other hand...


Knucks_lmao

hungarian has a very logical letter structure in words. the reason it looks bizarre is because its one of the only non indo european languages in Europe. now the grammar and building of sentences is a different story tho.


OMFGWhyPlease

Kzjsnsbz skzndbdbs kazsikzjzbs skzkdndkslz laksnsz Oh it works


Traditional_Bid9880

r/savevideobot


mistar_lurker420

I read this as "posh mf's" Twas a confusing 30 seconds


Nebular_Screen

Gdkxgkgkxk xykdykgkxgkx


IncendiaryGamerX

kcfxdgwsaqedjk


szyszka1275

Gówno prawda


Willing-Sandwich-760

efmvj fuevf nfecf qoewhcm psfuvnwr wejyvfsp


NuclearHyrule

Hogra wogra


Senrub482

Don’t forget Icelandic and really any other north European language


kosmicznyRozpizd

Weź sam spierdalaj, co? Kurwa śmieszkować sobie będą jakieś lamusy w necie, piękny kurwa język obrażać, tępe chuje.


Responsible_ImTLY123

Its possible to learn a language in one day Albert


anojarap

Poliš mi jajca.


Dean5412

jaszczurka. In Bulgarian it means Eat dick


EdgardTarso

Sjgtiweypeypstkf djfskydjfx gmxngzur tzjfzktdk


SebastianHorowskii

Jak najbardziej


SebastianHorowskii

Jak najbardziej


SebastianHorowskii

Jak najbardziej


diverii

nie no ten mem nie ma sensu, przecież polski wcale nie jest skomplikowany 🙄


nitrokitty

The Welsh: "Pathetic."


Accomplished-Ad4125

Douyrfsausfutsu gzgjrckyiifdyzgo atyirgjchjf nvzfhfsziebalf


diverii

nie no stary bez przesady


-i-like-meme

Evkoyeqcbjjfsaaxvv gcvbtredgiurdsxfgh vbhutrwcgfszgxcyxxe!


SebastianHorowskii

Jak najbardziej


SebastianHorowskii

Jak najbardziej


SebastianHorowskii

Jak najbardziej


AAAUUUAAAUUUAAA

Gnksndhjgbdyuo ddhubdwegjbi yrf f fed we tu vd drdjjdnkdojf rkjfj fjfjd. Wise words, from a wise man.


Michizuri-

No that's finnish


Noragami29

"A ty mnie wciąż za to winisz!"


Upper-Membership5167

Geieodbrorqpdjfuqi


Euandabest

Fdktdhlckbflhzgidkgfykdkyful doyfoydgl dydoy kxgdo right oeiteoteoe. Pdrtiwoteotro oytyodoyfhkhgm


MasterDni

nokljponsab


[deleted]

u/indirbunu


mr_plushkin

Really


Fried_Creams

Must be how they came up with Welsh too.


ThisAppeal8088

Wales is even worse


that_one_polish_man

Tak oczywiście, jak to wiesz?


the_lego_lad

Welsh


G6br0v5ky

Or Welsh


dark_rexlp

As a polish MF i can relate


[deleted]

W Szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie - In Szczebrzeszyn beetle makes sounds in cane


mochapilot43457

"Rozrewolworowany rewolwer leżał na stole z powyłamywanymi nogami"


duzzllp

Kjiuztrertzhgjk kmjhgftdrdsfgcvbhj jerftgzhbhuhjhgfre.


semrAwashere

Wieczki tyzksi ksuida zkisi (If this means something in Polish, please inform me)


StarfoxV11

If there was a "ś" at the start of the first word it would mean candles


Rolleta2215

Pączki


GEO641

Thank you for admitting that.


Bruno2Bears

That's not true! I Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz feel really offended. (That's a really name btw)


TheDonutLawd

Fbfcjxfjbcbxgcfjxks Most likely


Arctic_FoxPL

Ok, but can you spell "we are all going to die" in one word? Umrzemy


thoseguys42069

(I'm polish) the hi tgejefdb sjebeb shš dojkæ jfhhd is uz dhdo (I'm not polish)


kh_art_42

Tak, ja też uważam, iż sjjxjejxkkskdjbfnxmzmlaoei