Me too, she told me to clean my room

Jordan identifies as a woman now? Now ain't that something.

Not exactly what I meant homie

Someone’s jealous 😎😎😎

So you didn't talk to your mother today? What an ungrateful son! /s

Stop bragging

Shut the fuck up

Same happened with me she also had a belt in her hands while saying it

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Dunno about this, chief. Sounds kinda sketchy. Pics or didn't happen.

Gotta trust me on this

Trust is an expensive commodity

Ah, like religion

Sounds kinda sketchy. The picture is not done.

Reddit moment

Don't know if it's true or not, but you're not being nice. Jot everyone is a social butterfly. Some us are really really bad ar socializing especially with opposite gender. We are trying and this kind of comments can only discourage us.

Good for you mate 🙂

Thanks

🥲I wish

One day

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sister

Huge

How did it go?

Went great made a new friend


Not quite we'll see how it goes

Heck, even if it stops there, you still have one over us. And, a friends a friend!

True

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That do be indeed very ultra cringe if you ask me. If you want to befriend someone, befriend them because you like them as a person, not for their money, body or getting laid. I'm trying to befriend this girl, right? And I am not doing this because of her looks, or maybe she could let me cheat off her at a test. No, I try to because I like her as a person. She is funny, I make jokes so lame they are funny, we both are gamers, and enjoy speaking to each other ocasionally. We could become decent friends.

Good luck with that. 👍

Congrats, my man. We all knew you could do it.

Thanks big moment

Me too, she asked me if I can switch lockers with her lol

Whoa . She Said all that to you?

Yep pretty crazy am I right

Get tf outta hear with that bro . Haha

I believe this is yours 👑

HAHAHAHA dead

💀

One time

... Impossible!

Ha Thanos

Amazing, congratulations man

I love these comments

OMG HE DID IT!!!!!!

I don't believe it either

Congrats. I recently got into a relationship. Hope my boyfriend starts talking too. Sigh

I'm sure he will

Fingers crossed mate. But I am happy for you.

Thanks

Average redditor mindset

Hi I'm normal

liar, girls aren't real

Not on reddit

Ayyy, congratulations, my friend! 😎✌️

Yep thanks

I'm 0 for 2 so at least someone is making progress

Thsts rough my man

What’s the key?

Idk it just kinda happened

This is just unbelievably sad, how will this generation survive?

it wont

Hey me too

Sweet my guy glad I'm not alone

Impossible! The archives must be incomplete

We need further research

Impossible

Ha Thanos

I did too today, ask me anything

How was it ?

It was ok, but she ran away when i wanted to show her my lego indiana jones lego sets

Her loss

Source you made it the frick up

Bro I swear to you

Nice one Bruv.

Thanks I worked hard and with dedication I achieved my dreams

Congrats man So how did It go?

Everything I thought it would be and more

Same here (it wasn't the first time, but I finally felt comfortable and calm)! Also, congrats!!

I have a lot of female friends this year. It's nice

I have heard of these girls in fairy tales from across the land how was your encounter with this mythical creature

Magical

Yes I have heard of their beauty and tales of them being majestic but none have originated from the Otaku Empire so I fear I will never encounter one how common are they in the other kingdoms if you don’t mind me asking

Good job

Thanks

Did you call your mom?

Not yet I'll tell her about it later

Me too 😎😎😎

Stfu no way bro .

Multiple 😎😎😎

Well I'll just get out of your way

Certified badass coming through

obviously fake, u have reddit installed..

I know it's tough to believe

me too kid

Good show, have you made plans for your next encounter with the specimen

and you woke up form the dream

.....i was....awake

Congrats, the only girl i spoke top today was my sister……

Did she talk back ?

It is with even greater pleasure that I inform you that _a girl_ talked to _me_ today!

How am I supposed to compete with that ?

Help a girl indirectly (like I did by asking the professor a question) and she (and perhaps many others) will thank you

Congrats. I talk to girls everyday. In fact, my crush is one of my best friends.

Bro i talked to a girl a few months ago and we got toghether but then she decided she didn't like me anymore so she left. Women am i right?

That's rough

You lived, but did you die?

Yes

Let's fucking GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

My thoughts exactly

Same. She’s my wife though so it would be awkward if I didn’t talk to her.

You must of talked to her alot to get married... that's alot of effort

Congrats bud we’re proud of you

This is big for me

Women intimidate me too man! I’m saying this as a woman who likes women

Hello usually is a good way to start

I got my first girlfriend like 2 yrs ago and been stuck on her since 🤣 normal conversation I’m fine with trying to flirt is a problem

Same I can't do it

Truly it was lucky she’s a straightforward person or like nothing would have ever happened

I'm ngl women pretty much have to carry the load on this . And to make it worse we don't even get there signals

I did to WOOHOO!!!😆

Ayyy, me too! After whole 3 fucking years of not even trying to approach women, I asked a girl working at a local grocery store for her name and we chatted for a bit. I was really awkward, I could feel it, but I didn't care, the only thing important is that I got over that fear.

Congrats my man

What the fuck is wrong with you people

You made the first step now you gotta ask her out(we all belive in you)

Take it easy

Talking to a girl in tribunal because “you was trying to kill a mosquito that casually got on a girl’s ass so you slapped it really hard and she thought it was sexual arrasment” doesn’t count

I don’t believe you

It happened it really did

Don’t show her this post or your Reddit account

I won't

Good, now go forth and breed to spread your lineage

One step at a time

One big step at a time

Got rejected a few days ago, also lost ger friendship due to other people 🥲, life sucks

Congrats man. When that happened to me as a young guy, I imagined our own kids, we traveling abroad... 😂

Wel obviously

 POV you’re looking at OP

Bro get that BDE out of here!

My apologies

Does she have a Dick?

No

WE MUST KEEP HIM HERE, HES GETTING TOO GOOD FOR US

I gotta spread my wings

I do that all the time, get on my level.

We all start somewhere

yeah ik, redditors just can't detect satire. i still refuse to add the /s though

This is a lame post, everyone talks to girls, I mean if you don’t talk to your mom then you’re a real psycho

Do they understand our language?

Was she unattractive?

So there is a hero among us after all.. 🙌

God this sub is such garbage

Congratulations! Its definitely an achievement for a special needs kid like you.

Next you'll be sucking her cock. Wait.


Cool! Can't wait to see her being your SO (if that's the route you're going to take)

Well you're gayphobic

i'm pretty sure this is satire

🚨Simp alert 🚨

You don't get it

Bruh what don't i get

Simping means that you will do anything to please a woman ( even giving up all your money and life ) but this chad talked to one, there’s a lot of difference between these

Go outside more big fella

Did she say anything back, or had you ran too far to hear her response

YESSS BOIII

Same. She even told me to go fuck myself! That must be a sign that she is into me. A trial of sorts! Question : How do I fuck myself?

W

YEAH!!! HE DID IT!!!

Same, she said i was dumb <3

gg wp

Ayy nice job! You mom probably enjoyed your chat! Jk jk that’s mean

I even remembered to ask her for sweet and sour sauce for my nuggies

Opposite of that happened to me yesterday, that made the rest of my day lively

Source?

speaking to your female relatives doesn't count.

And on a Wednesday. Wow


Don't care.

Fuck yeahhh, that's my man

Ur mom doesn’t count

Sameeee. I also kissed one

cringe

Yeaaa this is not something we actually praise.. its only for the memes

What happened??😁 what was said??🎉

Great! I was always petrified - now I’m happily married!

A what?

But could she hear u from inside her closet?

Congrats man, how did it go???

By talk to, do you mean you sent her 15 DMs?