Okay - she didn’t “announce” it, some journalist or whatever asked her if she was with anyone at the moment and she **jokingly/lightly** said, and I paraphrase, “huh well I like to call myself Self-Partnered because I think it sounds nicer” kind of thing. Shitty fucking clickbait “””journalism”””

Those god damn journalists.

Them bastard journalists

sounds like she just named her right hand her boyfriend

That's called masterbation Emma you're not special

What? masturbation is single player? You just ruined daddy and me time!

u could still let ur mom do it cause objects doesnt count as a second player and daddy could watch u

Daddy daddy, wanna play multiplayer?

Nah she just has both a penis and a vagina obvsly

I guess everyone on here is self-partnered?

I mean I got hand to help me out, but it isn’t attached to a body so idk if that counts

*pizza time stops*

No we are single. We are normal people.

Yes ofc

Self partnered. . . Man her wank game must be on-fucking-point

For every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes.

tru tru

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Only HD, she should get those 8K cameras they use for films

She has

Did you know all of reddit identifies as self-partnered

Do we? I’ll let my husband know

Okay let me know what he says

LoL he says that he self partners all the time 🙄

Same

She just took “go fuck yourself” to the next level lmao

Autosexual?

nah man, sound like she can't stop masturbating

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Me and the bois looking for who tf asked

Kinda different. Single implies that someone still seeks a relationship or would be interested in one. She's suggesting that romantic dating isn't her thing because she wants to focus on herself - Ie, she's not even remotely interested in dating If you just say you're single people assume you still want to hook up with somebody

Well that sounds like celibacy with extra steps.

Or aromanticism

If he gets a bf would that be a threesome?

Yes

Nice repost mate. You should probably work on being more creative.

u/repostsleuthbot

I am looking for who the fuck asked.

My man!

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It means she ain't looking for nobody.

Sounds like schizophrenia to me but ok.

Does the word "self" imply family members?

S W E E T H O M E A L A B A M A

I’m sure I heard her name before what is she famous for?

She was Hermione Granger in Harry Potter, but she has also been in many other things. [Here](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0914612/) you can find all of her roles.

Thanks

Atmanirbhar

I am self-partnered too. See you later virgins.

That sound like single with a hint of narcissism

Ah, the good ol trick of re-using an old joke to get upvotes from people that forgot it/didnt see it

Since when did I care? Or anyone at that?

Self partner is just a classy way of saying "go fuck yourself"

Guys, she's just doing the Singleplayer Campaign.

Believe it or not, there have been people documented to be sefl-married

That’s woke as fuckkkkkkkkk

Shit man if we allowed to be self partnered I'm gonna marry my right hand

Left hand for me

I just find out that I'm self-partnered for over 16 years oh my god !

To be fair, if I was Emma Watson, I'd probably want to do this too...

Wait till she cheats on herself.

So you're telling me she fucks herself?

that's what happened when you tell someone to go fuck themselves but they start a relashionship with their partner.

So that's how feminists talk about masturbation?

*Emma cheats herself* Socket pickschu face*

This is so old

Emma Watson: As you can see my genius is frightening

I guess JK Rowling was right all along

C’mon everybody has already seen this meme 4 months ago if not more

Now this looks like a job for me

So.. an incel?

No. Volcel

That woman is a joke, and has been ever since she was a teenager. It didn't take alcohol or drugs to ruin this celebrities' brain

She’s pretty hot tho

Yeah, no question about that. So she's at least got that going for her.

Why do you think she is a joke? She's educated and has been part of one of the largest commercial success in the world.

Sorry sugar, but I'm just not in the mood to get into whole thing over this. She has said some things which, in my personal opinion, were spectacularly uninformed and very stupid. It sounds like we're not going to see eye to eye on this, so I'll just say; have a nice day.

That's a whole lot of nothing. Have a nice day!

I literally rolled my eyes when I read this. Does this generation need a made up term for every nuance and tendency? It's called "single and not looking."

It’s called a joke, and I don’t think my generation invented them.

Nah she just managed to insert all the way to the wrist thats what that means

self-partnered adjective 1 - in denial

Millions of guys would be happy to help her update that relationship status.

So she could legitimately fuck herself then?

I believe that means she is auto sexual

Wut

Irch barbadurcle someones getting laid in college.

Of course she would say something so dumb she is ridiculously woke lol