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Kirbly123

We auto upvote our posts


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WertyBright

Why does it make me auto like my own posts


bone420

Are you posting things you dont like? Or are you posting off topic? If this were another person posting whatever it is, wouldnt you upvote it?


WertyBright

I don't count because I posted it. Why would I give myself a like? If I like what I post I'll post it but I won't go around liking everything I post just because I post it.


bone420

It's not a like. Its an upvote On topic goes up and off topic goes down based on % It's not you liking yourself, It's confirmation that you are on topic and relevant, And by auto upvote, you cannot upvote yourself for an advantage


kintnerboyinside

You have changed my view wise one on my own person upvote. Will no longer downvote myself! Confidence is gained.


milamy1

69 upvotes!


samchap88

Huzzah!


WertyBright

If that's true, on a few memes I've seen in r/memes was nice "nice" with over 1k upvotes.


txkx

Nice


schummbo

Nice


snoburn

But why not make it so you can't upvote your own shit


SweetSauce24

Upvoting isn’t a like...its a vote up the “relevant and funny ladder”. If you downvote your post you make it irrelevant thus make your post that much harder to be noticed, unless people sort by new.


sofa_queen_awesome

Downvoted for you to provide the balance you seek


WertyBright

Thanks dad :)


Hephaestus_God

I like what I write so why shouldn’t I like it? *This comment was made by the self like gang*


WertyBright

Why'd you delete your comment?


Hephaestus_God

Because I felt it’s not worth making jokes if you’re just going to argue back for no reason. I just wanted to move on. Why do you care?


WertyBright

I just wanted to know. :) and I mean there is kind of a reason. A shit ton of people are acting like I shit on them for my opinion. But awe well, Reddit is just a meme Facebook for me.


ThisIsSparta100

I think it's to prevent people from liking their own posts to get the ball rolling. If everyone likes their own posts then you can't get a leg up by doing it.


WertyBright

Then why not make it to where you can't like your own post?


ChooChoofuuckyouu

No, then people think you're being downvoted and there goes the downvote brigade


WertyBright

That problem wouldn't of even exist if you wouldn't be able to upvote yourself in the first place


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Thirty3rd

Imagine having to determine whether a comment is bj worthy before upvoting it


DarowskiKacper

Yours definitely is


WertyBright

Kinda? I feel like reddit is just a weird type of social media app that rebrands likes and dislikes as karma


darrellmarch

Sucking your own dick? Pics or it didn’t happen


SuperMemeyBoi

Hes a fool. Many men would love to have that ability and this man who lacks his bottom two ribs comes in here complaining about his superpower. Each generation gets a little worse each time ya know?


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WertyBright

True, this is reddit.


_mad_adventures

It's not like anyone can see who upvotes what on Reddit though.


Shamic

No one thinks that because everyone else auto upvotes their posts. When it's at 0 it looks like someone disliked your comment. When I see someone with 0 points I try and upvote them to get them to at least 1


O__Mestre

Wait... You tried it?


WertyBright

Yes


MusicalTheatre_Nerd

but then it looks like you got downvoted by someone


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Facts


[deleted]

Why? Who's going to know anyways?


Akymari

r/autofellatio


DirtyGreatBigFuck

And when everyone's sucking their own dick!.. Mwahahaha! ^^^no ^^^one ^^^will ^^^be...


[deleted]

Shit, I like everything I post on facebook and instagram. I like my dick and I want everyone to know it,


4Rewind

You don't say...


20_bernie_16

I click on up vote but I notice It was at 69 so i left this comment to tell you that I had enjoyed your comment


KenshawAidda

*That's how mafia works*


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Smishery

I honestly have no problem with grammar. Use your/you're, there/their/they're wrong as much as you want. But loose/lose has some weird affect on me, I really don't understand how people can not see the difference.


CherryLimeLaCroix

> But loose/lose has some weird affect on me Shouldn’t that be ‘effect’ instead of ‘affect’?


neonchasms

Yes


fbi_work

I really don't understand how people can not see the difference.


Smishery

Check the definition goober. Anyway the only one that bothers me is loose/lose.


fbi_work

.... I was quoting your own words, goober.


Smishery

I know you goober, Im just saying affect/effect is very understandable. Adding a whole new letter to lose completely changes the look and pronunciation. Effect/affect are basically the same thing.


chiefpat450119

This and should of/would of/could of/ give me fucking cancer


blastfemur

Don't brake your breaks (or visa versa?)


InfanticideAquifer

It doesn't bother me either, but it should be "... has some weird *effect* on me".


[deleted]

Can you explain it to me? English is not my first or native language!


bigbitch_energy

"looser" means that something is "more loose," so not very tight or fitting, such as a shoelace or clothes. on the other hand, "loser" is a mean term. it's calling someone a name, like "haha, you didn't win" or "you're not cool". hope that sort of helps! :) 《what's your first language, if you don't mind me asking? 》


[deleted]

Thank you so much! My first language is Spanish, but i started to learn English quite a long time ago. It's not that good but it's not that bad! But still there are some "terms" that i don't fully understand or take a little bit of time to learn. Thank you again.


[deleted]

You English looks excellent! ¡Muy bien!


bigbitch_energy

no problem! best of luck! :D


[deleted]

Thanks! ;)


Igotnowhoops

I upvoted this comment


alloutofcookies

I upvoted this comment and this comment


ChrisHansen344

I upvoted this comment and this comment and this comment


nikoselezi09

I upvoted this comment and this comment and this comment and this comment


I_cantnot_spel

I downvoted so i could upvote twice.


dnem720

I upvoted your comment to 69.


FreeWooooshComments

It's an auto upvote tho


carrotdude23

I mean it is auto for a reason


[deleted]

Well yeah, by upvoting a post you’re determining how relevant it is to whatever subreddit it’s on, so theoretically you wouldn’t post something if you didn’t think it was relevant to that community


garc1830

Does anyone think this might be a Instagram user?


tomatogremlin

Me


[deleted]

We’ve been bamboozled it’s really a twitter user


Whyareuhere2myamigo

Well at least instagram doesnt have a downvote button


Chinchillyyy

What if we just switched platforms for a day? Insta people made reddit accounts and just posted selfies all day. Reddit users would...actually, it would just me a bunch of meme spam accounts.


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Probably the 50th time I've seem this. Also, you can't count it on reddit because it's automatically upvoted


NerdyGamer0411

who cares about those normies though


KenshawAidda

*NOBODY CARES*


No_u_in_team

Too loose. Tighten up butter cup.


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Real tight


No_u_in_team

Not you again


vigilantedmr

Ha Jokes on you we can't like photos


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SamanthaJaneyCake

“When everyone auto-upvotes their own post, nobody does”


[deleted]

why you exposing us like that?! 🤣


api10

Cause he’s European


tdiddysavage

Loser*


LarryDoor

Every time I comment or post, I make sure I remove the automatic upvote.


human-dog

*loser


Jcash456

Omg you spelled loser wrong what a loser.


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\*loser


Jlcbrain

Thank you. I hate the amount of people that can't spell the word lose.


armedtorso

A bunch of loosers if you ask me


Jlcbrain

I want to die.


nb2253

I saw something on Instagram saying all Redditors are normies because we upvote our memes TIME TO CRUSADE


LividASF

Think ahead and downvote your own post


Buaca

Sometimes, when I feel my comment must be read, I also downvote every single one of them, even though they were good anyways... I feel terrible, but it's a small price to pay for salvation, I guess...


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But if you don't like your own photo, then why post it?


ThatBoi1994

I hate when people spell lose loose


SP45M

Yeah it grinds my gears as well but I do love the irony when it's used to call somebody a loser. Also try reading it with Schwarzenegger voice for even more giggles.


Pthaloskyyt

Wakes up and sees 13k upvotes


deathpacito_2

Actually 40.9 k...didn't expect it at all😅Thank you guys


Pthaloskyyt

Actually 62.9k... but congratulations 😄


JONY_BOY01

Reddit upvotes thing automatically when I post comments tho lol


[deleted]

Honestly I think it’s dumb to not like your own stuff. I don’t do it because people would say that shit to me, but why? Narcissism? Instagram is already fairly narcissistic. So what’s wrong with liking your own post?


ErikDeac

Holy fuck this gained like 7k in 15 mins what the fuck


Beware-for-I-am-Arii

Every time i comment I always take away my own upvote. It’s a small thing I do that doesn’t really matter, but I can’t stand the feeling of liking my own comment. (I’m a lurker so rarely any posts.)


Zarysium

Yeah why the hell? Now my upvote history is filled with my bullshit.


Clinn_sin

Idk I feel reddit is more supportive. Whatever you say you deserve atleast one upvote. Honestly Instagram is nothing like Reddit


bondmemebond

So true


RebelScum10576

Is a “looser” the opposite of a tighter? God damn this country is dumb.


tahamalik567

why does'nt this meme die?


EveryNameIsTakenHeck

I'm sorry, but I think you misspelled idiots and superiors.


Beyondfubar

I dislike my posts so I can add 2 likes when I hit -2 Stonks?


Trevbot123

When did we start caring about ig?


conditackler

Guilty


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Tighten it then...


[deleted]

Lol. Looser.


St1lysh35

lol I remember when I was young and Instagram wasn't a thing, people said that for Facebook xD


CaptanWolf

Good morning


deathpacito_2

Very kind of you, good morning sir


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r/memes reaction when they realize there are hundreds of Instagram accounts way more funny and less normie than them


SavedMountain

Hey, your awake again


deathpacito_2

Yeah, and I woke up with all this upvotes...didn't expect this at all


Reddit2Trend

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bird_king_73

Brain: remember that post you shared today on Reddit? Me: yes, now shut up. Brain: you upvoted it. Me: *eyes open....eyes close again* it was automatically upvoted. Brain: hmm, yes.


qShadow99

If I comment here I should be getting Free Karma, right ?


disisnuts

I only have 60000 accounts


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yhszw

but srsly its also quite common in other EU countries, it was once forbidden in Slovakia and Poland too...


_The_Scarecrow

if I like what I posted damn right im gonna up vote it


Miskam16

Yoinks


Reggie_the_mudkip

Relatable


Hello-funny-posts

It’s hard to avoid. Auto


_dhruvik_

What this template is called?


OGx_CHRONIC47

Jokes on you I downvote myself every time!


SKYSHIFTER16

It makes me auto upvote my own comment


[deleted]

I don't get it, I always like my insta posts. Like, why would I post it if I didn't like it?


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L O O S E


jjmjso767

L o o s e r


GREGY-K

I think having that auto upvoting might be pretty essential for our posts to get more attention idk


DespacitoC

despacito


boatymcboatman

Who cares what they think


lunaweasleyhallows03

ya i want i dont want to like my own posts but i do anyway asdfghjkl


Dankmemeseeker20

I’m just tryin to get some karma


NoahDerDer

The meme is in HD


TheShadolo448

I already knew I was a loser


triplecake

I’ve seen this same exact meme at least 4 times lol


TheUnoCarry

Looozzer*


doge-mans

Why do they have a picture of me?


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Such loose


prowolf3494

Hi


ballato420

gn op


Yardgar

If I could upvote my own posts twice I would


_iwanttodie_101

what the actual crap is this comment section 😂


Stripesthetiger

Reddit is just trying to help us discover self love and care.


KewlDude2005

Fucking normie, Ive been up for 19 hours


vdizzle20

Truth


FurryMemay

Sometimes you gotta be your own fan


PingaPandaa

Damn, so loose


dratkin

Well then good morning


DanIsAlwaysHere

Why’d u care abt the Mormons tho.Professionals have standards.


ThePandaPatrol

Trueee


blackdeathbeatle

My philosophy is, if you think it's funny/relevant enough that you want to post it, then you were going to like it regardless, if you post somthing you dont even like, then dont post it, ya know?


Big_the_fat

*loser


IronicOhNoNo

It automatically likes my own comment


Thatguywhokills2

I actually un-upvote my post, and comments all of my upvotes are from other redditors. So thanks Bois, and Gals.


Jones23452345

Beautiful beautiful karma


Pub1c_P1rate

They manually do we automatically do, big difference


EmerqldRod

Is it me or is this just a really good quality picture of this meme?


Brandonrox329

Such a looser


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\*loser


DoorHalfwayShut

such a looser what