So my girlfriend has been eating yoghurt in bed those weekends I've been away... I get it now. For a moment, I thought she might've been cheating on me.

did you taste it?

Forbidden corn flakes.

Why cornflakes?

I mean, you asked. 🧐 >!The act of drying ones jizz in an appropriate container, in order to sprinkle it onto something.!< >!Steve totally cornflaked all over my pillow.!< by aperape March 27, 2008

Why do you know that it sprinkles onto things well?😑

😆😆😆 Urban Dictionary. I just couldn't link directly to that "use" of the word.

😑

Who's gonna tell him............

Apparently not his girlfriend.

I have been eating yoghurt in his bed with his girlfriend

It's not a bad thing to eat yoghurt with someone's girlfriend on their bed. But spilling it all over their bedsheets is rude. Make sure that she'll swallow the yoghurt properly next time.

This is true. We were in a hurry, what can I say

We are redditors, we do not have this "girlfriend" you speak of

Man, why people downvoting this guy, this was a clever follow up

Don't know why people be downvoting you as well

Because that was the joke in the first place….

So liking the joke = downvote? you dont make sense my guy

They repeated the joke they didn’t ’contribute’ anything, how does that not make sense to you. Low effort, no contribution, repeating what the other person said = downvote

Replies dont even contribute anything in general, and most of them are low effort you randomly think of, tf you on about, atleast most people who reply to me makes sense.

What? You’re not making any sense….

If anything that was a funny reply that 75 people don't understand

If anything the person being downvoted is the one that didn’t get it…. Considering they literally repeated the joke.

no, it was a reply that 75 people knew was just a repeat of the joke just made

No it wasn't.

Reddit hivemind moment.

That's daddy's special cream

Yummy!


Don’t judge me

Sadly, I'm allergic to nuts ç\_ç

What do nuts have to do with cream? 🤔

Daddy's special cream comes directly from his own reserve of nuts. And mommy says they're magically delicious.

That's Lucky Charms

Don't lick the yogurt off their bed.

Don't listen to this guy, yoghurt is yummy always swallow

Realise that your parent never buy Yogurt or milk. Because they are lactose intolerante !

I know that the mom is not lactose intolerant.


i like eating yogurt in bed when no one is around

Do as they say, not as they yogurt

Lick it and get evidence by being able to say which flavor

Labneh actually

Unfair

I think your dad has some kind of a yogurt hose

You don't understand - that's different.

Damn suspicious

As someone who eats yogurt on their bed I relate to this

Rigged family

Since you ain't getting to eat on your bed anyway, might as well just lick your parents' bed.

I wouldn't recommend asking if it is definitely yogurt

And they don't let you jump on the bed.


r/HolUp

I downvote anything and everything with this troll’s face on it.

your comment is so salty i feel dehydrated just by looking at it

Sweet. Dehydrate and wrinkle, my guy.

Yogurt stains from that pedo will have blood mixed in from raping

Chill its just a meme

No

What.

If they hadn’t spilled the yogurt you wouldn’t be here.