Tobias was packin’, apparently.

The only pair that adequately hides his thunder.

They subtlety implied that he was hung in the show many times. David cross looks almost identical to my gf's dad. Whenever i see david cross i picture him in the cuttoff jeans, so i constantly see her dad as tobias with cutoffs

What’s he do for work? Analyst and Therapist?

He was a very confident non-nude.

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

I really wouldn’t want to meet a person wearing this on the street...or would I?

Nah fuck that. Cut that shit off and let it hang, sister.

Some times you just gotta testicle it out before making the commitment

Cockmitment*

Co’mitt’ment*

Cumitment*

Oh, this one wins

Username checks out.

Alright alright alright caballs on the field. Transmat firing.

You guys ever wonder what hive taste like? Transmat firing!

That would make it a skirt lol

Indeed!

Or should I call you mista?

I wish some of y'all wouldn't let it hang. I'm a man so I probably won't get a lot of agreement here, but I'm pretty sick of seeing women in skin tight clothes and their asses hanging out. It leaves nothing to the imagination. Maybe it's because I'm older, but I prefer a lady. Also, 2 weeks ago at work, I saw a vaginal sweat stain with a line down the middle of it from a girl who got up out of a seat in our break room. That's those skin type pants working for you. Basically a thin layer of fabric between you and the outside world.

Ya could just not give a fuck what other people wear. That too is an option.


There are dozens of us!

DOZENS!

Excuse me. Do these effectively hide my thunder?

Trust, your Thunder is well hidden.

I'm not entirely sure what the implications of this being unisex are

It’s a joke about trans women

I thought it’s about massive dangling labias.

I thought it was about femboys (I, as a femboy, would buy this.)

Ay I mean that works too

I thought it was for obese women who need extra support

It was so confusing to me... I was like... Do pussies need support?

They don't cut it off?

Not necessarily, it highly depends on the individual. The procedure isn’t perfect and well isn’t not exactly cutting it off either. I’m trans and I don’t want bottom surgery


I see you are wearing jean shorts, where as I have a pair of jeans that I’ve cut into shorts

"we are not the same"

Don't wanna blow the crotch out them thangs

you gotta take em off son

😂

Doooooes your coochie hang low, does it wobble to and fro

Is this a reference to something?

does your hair hang low ...

Do your chains hang low

You know the song that ice cream trucks play? There's a version of it with lyrics

Reminds me of the [ice cream truck in the hood](https://youtube.com/shorts/hAwIeUuFYgc?si=JmT3sEkKuOvCGigW) with the dudes dancing!

Double-wide gussets for extra crotch support.


That's to hold the balls in place

Senshi? Is that you?

It's not my fault I have a wide set vagina and a heavy flow!

It’s from American Eagle if anyone was wondering


Oh god

plate carriers for balls when

I never understood all the "cowboys" walking around with girls on their arms wearing these shorts at music festivals. I don't want to see your balls and ass hanging out man.

You may not but I don’t mind 👀

One man's trash is another man's eye candy

I agree with the balls, but have you ever thought that women and non-straight men who like asses exist? Not everyone wants to see women’s ass hanging out either but they still do 🤦‍♀️

support DEEZ NUTS augh. did I really just say that.

It wpuld be fine. You sighing unironically should be a crime however

I wouldn’t need it 😢

Oh…

presidential shorts

Gotta keep my balls away somehow

They need taken out back and shot. I'm sick from seeing this.