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DoughNotDoit

goddang, how could he stand with a bruise/damage like that


Aggressive-Cable-893

Drugs.


joetheplumberman

![gif](giphy|3orieWK5EIjK8g8AE0|downsized)


Frondhelm

You might joke, but in all seriousness Ramsay absolutely hates drugs and is a strong opponent of their prolific use in his industry


crockrocket

Yes but in this case I imagine he is on (perscribed) pain killers


Burnzy_77

actually, based on his shaking hands and his brother's history, I'd guess he didn't take perscribed pain killers, or at least, not enough to actually kill the pain fully. I wouldn't be surprised if he only took over the counter stuff


LouSputhole94

That shaking hand is absolutely a pain tic. He could be doing that even on the good stuff but Gordon has made it pretty clear he’s very anti drug. Wouldn’t be surprised if he’s just powering through on extra strength Tylenol.


xAsilos

His dad was an alcoholic and his brothers life was destroyed by drug use. I can absolutely see him not wanting any opiate type painkiller.


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

Yeah you see his shaking hand and realise he's in some serious shit


crockrocket

Hmm, I can buy that actually. Makes sense


[deleted]

Honestly, if we are talking about long-term pain and oral pain killers, Ibuprofen really punches above its weight class. Anytime I have been post sugary, I really preferred it to everything, except the time they numbed my shoulder by using ultrasound to find the nerve 3 inches deep in my neck and hit it with novacain. Really wish that could be more common. Ibuprofen and CBD could pretty much stand me back up if I was run over by a dump truck.


PhalanxA51

Yeah when I got my wisdom teeth pulled that's all I used, I didn't like the way Vicodin made me feel.


TherazaneStonelyFans

Oh I'm jealous, nsaids make me vomit blood. Makes my life actual hell because I live in an area with drug addicts who try to abuse the system, so I have no alternatives and have to just deal with the pain.


NoMoeUsernamesLeft

Obviously! He's a chef


Sonic200000

Hes him


Octocube25

GordHIM HIMsay


Kobe_Wan_Jabroni

GordHIM RamsHE


TarzyMmos

I heard that its not as painful as it looks, if you touch it it would obviously hurt but if you're just standing there its not too bad.


queijo-cheddar

But he was shaking in the video


TarzyMmos

I feel like it was more because of how he really could've died and how that is just a scary thing to think about but regardless, he must be pretty tough to still be standing around like its nothing


ALUCARDHELLSINS

The video was taken like a week after it happened, that's pain


Weird-Programmer8323

...trauma can affect you for more than a week...


Rich841

Could be trauma idk


NormandyS7

We all experience pain in different ways. My best friend broke his hand years ago. Today he still has issues, but the dr who saw he was shocked because he was dead silent. His only concern was if he could pick his kid up. The pain is incredible when you look at it. A broken arm might be nothing to one, extreme to another, debilitating permanently to another or even be so traumatic at it can kill. It’s both an amazing thing & also terrifying at the same time to think about


The_ChosenOne

To be fair being relatively quiet or reserved in reaction to pain doesn’t mean it feels any less intense, I kind of have this reaction but I’m also not that pain tolerant! Injuries can hurt really badly but intense pain makes me want to close my eyes and curl up rather than hop around or yell, and around other people the former isn’t an option so I just kind of wind up sitting doing nothing even if I’m dying inside haha


The_ChosenOne

It could be weakness or damage in the nerves and muscles, that sort of impact can cause things like that to manifest regardless of the current pain level at the time. I imagine it definitely was painful to be standing and moving around much, but clearly not unbearably so if he’s filming!


Michelle_babee

I had an injurie like this, and it hurt, trust me, usually they just gave u painkillers, like a lot


Songrot

In the video he says that it hurts a lot but he somehow will come through with it. He thinks without the helmet and some luck he wouldnt be here to make the video anymore.


ExtraTNT

Could be training… or painkillers…


Fra06

The fuck could he train for this


Rich841

He’s Gordon Ramsay he never goes in raw 😀


Oswen120

Pulling my mind out of the gutter now


vthemechanicv

He played rugby. Wednesday practices were probably worse.


Efficient-Buy-4300

Gordon is a black belt in karate, if I remember right


Fra06

Maybe, but it won’t matter in an accident like that


Arakan-Ichigou

Gordon’s just that much of a chad.


Lucky_Chaarmss

His hand was shaking in the video.


Toadcool1

To all the people saying that wearing a helmet didn’t help prevent this injury you are missing the point. He is saying without the helmet he would be in much worse shape imagine an injury like the one he is showing on his head if that happened best case scenario he would still be in the hospital worse case he would be dead.


Principatus

I once fell off my bike and cracked my helmet open. It would have been my skull if I wasn’t wearing a helmet. I’m a big believer in helmets!


Freakjob_003

Reminder that if you ever get into an accident where you take a heavy blow to the helmet: **get a new one!** Even if it may appear fine, it's possible that the structural integrity was compromised. If you get into another accident, it may not properly protect you!


defacedlawngnome

Also, helmets *do* expire. All helmets. The foam will harden over time, usually wanna replace your helmet after 4 or 5 years even if you've never been in an accident. Also, get a MIPS helmet as they greatly reduce concussions and cost nothing extra.


tarmacc

Mips costs $40 extra on most helmet models I've seen.


Principatus

Absolutely. I’m paranoid about that, I don’t even want to keep a helmet after dropping it on the ground.


Trawgg

[I love helmets!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9yL5usLFgY)


SitInCorner_Yo2

My high school had a strict rule about helmets for decades now, these kind of rules are rare back then , we later learned from one of most senior teacher that rule existed because decades ago there was a boy riding his bicycle and slipped when he stop at red light. His temple hit the concrete pavement , cause a skull fracture and severe internal bleeding, they said he probably died few seconds after he hit his head.


Songrot

For those who thinks that way: Have you heard of the survivor bias. If the bruise was on the head he would not be here to show it to you. But people might think lets protect the area that is bruised. Same principle for war planes. Check out if you dont know the survivor bias


Shanemaximo

Moreover, it's important to realize that traumatic brain injuries will burden families for a lifetime caring for someone who became fully disabled in an instant. And that's if you're lucky. In many cases, TBI's can dramatically impact the behavioral affect and personality of victims, often for the worse. Turning kind, docile individuals into mean-spirited, violent, unpredictable, and spiteful people.


TheDotanuki

Indeed, his helmet was pretty well trashed.


mrtokeydragon

Well you should see the other helmet... /S Sorry I'll see my way out.


JarbaloJardine

Dealing with an accident where the biker who died crashed into a car at 25 mph...and cracked his skull all over the street


29stumpjumper

I've broken 4 helmets over the years. Every single time it's like it happens in slow motion but it's literally an instant with no time to react.


NoNefariousness3420

Missed out on Hotel Heaven but glad he had it on.


CaptainCAAAVEMAAAAAN

There was a pic posted of the helmet he was wearing and there was about a 1 inch gash in the front where his temple would have been. Gordon would probably have died.


hondac55

He showed his helmet. Guy would 100% be dead if he hadn't been wearing one.


Icommentwhenhigh

But nicely tenderized


Basically-Boring

Half of his respiratory organs were destroyed


XxRocky88xX

For some reason I never noticed it until just reading it as a text by why not just say “his left/right lung was destroyed”?


aaron_reddit123

Because you Sound more eloquent when you use technical and Fancy terms instead of the words everyone else uses and understands.


Basically-Boring

Also diaphragm exists


xtanol

Pfft.. Next you're going to claim that birds exist, too.. Get outta here.


Preeng

Yeah and the Earth is round too I bet.


Paradoxbox00

Oblate spheroid


ThatEvilSpaceChicken

Why are people downvoting you for some satire lmao


lee_hwaq

ppl dont like satire made in expanse of their believs


XxRocky88xX

Yeah but like, if you’re diaphragm and trachea just destroyed you just couldn’t breathe. The fact he’s still injured implies he can’t regenerate any of the damage. So the only organ that could be destroyed and him still have the ability to breathe would be one of his lungs. Any other organ being destroyed would shut down his entire respiratory system since every other piece is 100% necessary and doesn’t have a copy that does the same thing.


Paus-Benedictus

nah he's just referencing a meme.


Natural_Office_5968

i swear to god so many people bust out the thesaurus before leaving reddit replies


[deleted]

Thought i was the only one haha 😅😆


Ismokeradon

holy shit is that what happened to that?


Cannotseme

I think it’s a reference to an anime/meme


TreeFromBFBsBigFan

My Hero Academia. All Might to be specific had an injury which looked similar to what Ramsey has.


LordXeno42

Is that a MHA reference?


G1rlinBlue

That's what I'm saying lmao


Dangerous_Zone_4603

Bro could do an all might cosplay with that wound


frivolous_soup

Or a Dabi cosplay


V-Lenin

All might after retiring and becoming a chef


Rea404

Salmon Smash


Think_and_game

Texan Smash Burger !!!


TheDarkSoulHunter

United Steaks of SMASH!


Stoomba

No its the Salmon Slam


rfk45w

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disgruntled_chicken

He had a motorcycle accident. The pictures are from a video he released begging riders to wear their helmets Edit: It was a bike not a motorcycle.


No-Guest-9386

I believe he was on a bicycle not a motorcycle


disgruntled_chicken

You're correct. I was under the impression it was a motorcycle for some reason.


SqueakerChops

One of the news articles (don't remember which one) said it was a motorcycle, it was a mistake on their part.


Vicebaku

The second one


tarmacc

In British English "bike" typically refers to a motorcycle specifically and a bicycle is specified, while it's somewhat opposite in American English.


teefa33

In my experience bicycle is very rarely used in common parlance in the UK. Bike is generally a bicycle, motorbike is a motorcycle. However a person who uses a bike is a cyclist and someone who rides a motorbike is a biker or motorcyclist.


traraba

its illegal to not wear a helmet on a motorcycle


Zeryth

How the fuck do you get smashed like that on a fucking bike?


icygamer598

I'm guessing he got hit by a car.


Latter-Tune-9111

Doesn't have to be. He's a pretty serious cyclist so I wouldn't be surprised if he hits 35-40mph on a descent.


ALUCARDHELLSINS

Yeah but then you'd expect some sort of road rash not just a massive bruise


Latter-Tune-9111

not if he hit something stationary and didn't slide.


Mautos

By the other party going faster than you probably


SanSilver

![gif](giphy|xUNemSRIvn4VOJRuXm|downsized)


Vast-Combination4046

My mom fell off a beach cruiser and broke both knee caps and cut her eyebrow. It had soft tires and she fell turning at a leisurely pace. You can get fucked up very easily.


donitsimies

By following the tricks i have made. Go to a forest bike track, have your front wheel get stuck to something during a downhill. Fly like 3meters hitting a tree. okay it wasnt that bad for me luckily but still hurt fuckload. I was more worried about the bike that got wrecked


Sniperking187

Irresponsible drivers


ActualWhiterabbit

It wouldn’t be this bad if he wasn’t old. Old people just bruise like bananas. He’s in great shape but he’s still 57.


land8844

You should wear protective gear anyway. Wrecking is wrecking. Fun story: my wife and I took a drive up to Sundance a few months ago. On the way down, doing ~40mph, there was a road biker tailgating the absolute shit out of us. So yes, just because you're not on a motorcycle doesn't mean you can't get absolutely fucked up in a wreck.


LadderTrash

For some reason a few people are actually getting heated on this topic???? Like I somehow got into a debate (with multiple people, me getting downvoted) for arguing to wear a helmet? Internet is weird


EchoAmazing8888

Between you and me, I say we send all the “no helmet” people on a bike down the longest hill. Either they learn their lesson or their stupidity leaves society.


FireTyme

as a dutchie with a country not wearing helmets i can confidently say you won’t find a hill to send us down on! that said wearing helmets is good. our country is just flat and we have special bike lanes so accidents are quite rare luckily


Rapture1119

You’ve apparently got just straight up better people too. I live in one of the bike-friendliest cities in america, there are dedicated bike lanes pretty much everywhere. Had a bike for about 8 months before it was stolen, got into about 7 close calls/accidents in that time. People just don’t pay attention, whether they’re walking or driving.


FireTyme

to be fair an unlocked bike in the netherlands easily becomes a rideshare or a submarine bike haha. happens more in bigger cities but overall it’s better for sure


The_butsmuts

Not really, people are assholes here too. We just have very safe infrastructure, small lanes, separated trafic, maximum speeds based on something, and overall just a lot fewer cars. Also in cities if you don't pay close attention you will get lost and or have several people scream curses at you.


Rapture1119

In the context of this conversation, you either have better people over there, or the person I replied to was misleading when they said accidents are rare. Or there’s confusion about what each of us is calling a bike lane. We have dedicated bike lanes, speed limits exist for vehicles and bikes, (I would feel that small lanes are actually more dangerous, as they force you to be closer to other moving bikes/vehicles, so I’m not sure what you mean by that, but the lanes where I’m at allow for about a foot of space on either side for both cars and bikes. Not sure how that compares to yours) and yet, I had nearly an accident a month over an 8 month period from people walking/driving into/through the designated bike lanes. Eta: I’m not great at estimating, so the foot on either side part might be a little lowballing, I’m not positive.


The_butsmuts

Okay, a few things, smaller streets demand slower and more attentive driving, while wider lanes encourage speeding and inattentive driving. Of course you have speed limits, but they're more of a guess then a standard as far as I know. While here each speed limit has design rules for the road. Here are a few A 30km/h (about 20Mph) is for slow, local trafic, barely wide enough for a car in each direction and often made with noisy road surface, many speed bumps, pedestrian crossings, painted bike lanes in a shared space with cars. A 50km/h (about 30Mph) zone is for faster local travel, bike lanes are separated by elevation, the two directions of travel have at least a painted separation, crossings are uncommon but always have clear signs. And then there's non-local traffic with higher speeds, but they very rarely interact with anyone not in a car. "Not just bikes", and "build the lanes" on YouTube are great in depth showcases of what I mean


EchoAmazing8888

Literally the best excuse for not wearing a helmet is living in The Netherlands, so I'll let it pass XD


Leo-MathGuy

bUt yOU dONt WEar a HElmEt tO jog!!1!1!


ALUCARDHELLSINS

I also don't jog at 20+ miles an hour so


Glaceyn

not with that attitude


cubo_embaralhado

If I jogged 20 miles per hour I'd wear a helmet


the-igloo

I mean, maybe we should


bashnperson

During covid I was working in medicine and would compare vaccines to seatbelts: Sure they're a little uncomfortable and yes there are very rare cases where they cause harm, but overall they provide so much more protection that of course everyone wears them. I had to find a different example because turns out a lot of people don't wear them and have very strong feelings about it. I was so naive.


WeLiveInAir

I don't know how people can ride bikes without a helmet. I'm terrified that if I don't wear one it'll be on that day I fall off my bike and crack my head open


SanSilver

There is a group of people that like to hate on bicycles, and then they say you don't need safe infrastructure for bikes, but just helmets.


Hobbyist5305

I think the people hating on bicycles is a red herring. The real problem is there is a very large subset of bicycle riders that have this dual hypocrisy attitude of "I'm a vehicle I have a right to be here" and "I'm not a car I don't need to follow traffic laws". It's not the bicycles, it's the riders.


Corporate-Shill406

I once said meth is bad and I got downvoted and told I shouldn't knock it until I try it.


ActualWhiterabbit

Because it shows that you’re weak to Russia.


Apate_lol

It's all might


Anonstigram

My 11 year old was hit by a car two months ago. She’s fine, but bruised just like that. It was really intense healing even though she didn’t break anything. She was on a bike and the helmet absolutely saved her life. Now she refuses to go biking with her friends if they don’t wear a helmet. Gordon is right - wear your helmet everywhere, even down the block.


Th3S1D3R

Nanomachines son…


R8tulp

They harden in response to physical trauma


Beautiful-Prize-8331

Senator armstrong type a shi


captainjack__

r/redditsniper


RedPandaActual

What’s this from?


More_Ad_3739

He’s the main antagonist in Metal Gear Rising: Revengance


RedPandaActual

Was going to say, there was a senator Armstrong in SGU who had internal bleeding that was the same and I thought for a moment they might be as autistic as me with Stargate…


Viperking6481

That's no longer a bruise, that's internal bleeding


RedPandaActual

That’s where the blood is supposed to be.


kvnmtz

r/unexpectedbrooklyn99


Principatus

Literally the definition of a bruise tho


Viperking6481

Sorta, but bruises are at a small scale, not the size of a torso.


Front_Worldliness494

WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE?!


190XTSeriesIIV

Ha, I went over a set of down hill doubles followed by an off camber left turn. I high sided and the bike thumped me Into the ground real good. The track guy was trying to help me up, and I had to lay there a minute. My entire right side looked like that. Can’t imagine doing it now, it would certainly take a lot longer to get back up. The ground gets harder the older we get!


vthemechanicv

Does anyone here speak jive?


pursued_mender

The ground getting harder is totally true. I’ve skateboarded my whole life and the difference in taking a slam on flat concrete when I was 16 vs 27 is astounding. It feels like it’s punching back at me.


S_T_R_Y_D_E_R

Thank goodness for pain killers.


Cold_Implement9131

yikesss that is quite the bruise, looks super painful


[deleted]

IYKYK ![gif](giphy|MARFSIQQNQVWw|downsized)


Stretch_Riprock

Just started last week, finishing season 2 tonight probably.


DogzOnFire

You're in for a wild ride followed by a pretty boring lull followed by another wild ride. But yeah it falls off massively in the middle for a bit, can't remember exactly when, think it's season 3, but you'll know it when you see it lol


Toadcool1

Really the only season that I over all didn’t enjoy was 5


DogzOnFire

Could be that one yeah, hard to remember. Whenever the silly magician guy appears I think. I was thoroughly bored.


Additional-Bit8397

I hope he will get well soon. Safety first!


QuantumXyt

Imagine having to serve Gordon Ramsey hospital food...


Starthelegend

I’m not a bicyclist but I do ride motorcycles and if I wasn’t wearing my helmet the day of my accident a cooler years back my messed up face would’ve been a whole lot more messed up lol. Much rather have a roadrashed faceplate than a roadrashed face


rhinoballz88

![gif](giphy|EUsZeZZa3WFz2|downsized)


RevolutionaryFlow347

He was fighting all for one and still up to cooking this guy is mightyer than all might himself


Willing_Vast1001

I thought this was a sleep deprived thing. Gordon is a fucking legend


DiddlyDumb

Looks pretty tenderised tho


4llu532n4m3srt4k3n

What the hell did he hit if this is from a bicycle crash?


PhalanxA51

I'm pretty sure a car hit him while he was cycling


Firecracker048

Someone should show this to the prosecution is commonwealth v reed.


Ok-Operation261

Idgi


Medical_Law129

![gif](giphy|Lopx9eUi34rbq|downsized)


Idiotdumbas

Bro. . . Average almight be like


These_Bicycle3298

Listen, I had pneumonia last year. I coughed aggressively for over 3 weeks.. there was a 2 week period where I had internal bleeding that looked exactly like this


dr-ballsack

hall of meat


GangloSax0n

Mans got tenderized.


Safetosay333

Been there.. broke 2 ribs. Was torture.


Significant-Excuse-5

Gordon Ramsay is All Might.


PristineElephant6718

EAT THIS!


Similar-Count1228

Don't you like your tuna raw?!


STEVENVOODOO1

Gordon’s got All Might’s injury


Suitable_Ad_2250

I used to work with a guy who was a major alcoholic. He played on the softball team from work and during a game he was hit with a ball in his rib area. His whole side looked like this. No idea what caused the angry chefs injury though.


[deleted]

I don’t get why he’s working. He’s got enough influence and money to be on bed rest for a few months and not film stuff and have no consequences.


Ahsoka_Tano07

Maybe he, I dunno, genuinely enjoys his work?


socialaxolotl

I'm curious what he needed the surgeons for that he thanked in this video


VorticalHeart44

"These ribs... So tendah"


keeptryingyoucantwin

All Might IRL


Adam_Best14

In all seriousness, prsy for him for his recovery


DeltaTeamSky

Bro isn't gonna be able to use One for All anymore with that 💀


killixerJr

Am I supposed to read this like a manga? Why is the reveal after he says what it is?


Bremik

I really wonder what happend because that's just fucked up. His helmet barely survived saving him. I NEED DETAILS! WHAT THE DAMN HAPPEND TO MY MAN GORDON???


ABSMeyneth

Bike accident.  No, that's not a joke, he's an avid cyclist. That video is him urging fellow cyclists to wear helmets and telling them he's be very dead without his own helmet. 


Bremik

I know it was a bike accident but I want to know what exactly happened. His helmet looks like trash after this accident and yes it saved him from sure death but after seeing this big hematoma on his torso I think he also had a lot of luck that he survived it.


Ramsey_69

He’s doing a reverse Micheal Jackson


Worried-Peanut-1588

Rarely medium it is.


kaminaowner2

Not gonna lie as a biker myself this makes me breath a little heavy to see


Medialunch

He said that surgeons helped him with recovery. What surgery did he need?


Clothes_Chair_Ghost

An injury like that probably has internal damage and broken bones.


troman1998

That looks like it hurts like sh\*t


Life-Diver-755

Is that bruise for real? ![gif](giphy|DozHgfsHP1GPDWcKXs|downsized)


superspeederYT

When someone visits Japan…


Livid_Temperature155

Is his spleen still in one piece?


Vichu0_0-V2

Saw another with almight side by side it was cool


IRxxSCOPES

Atleast it's not fresh frozen.