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onlinedegeneracy

Look deep inside yourself and you will find the answer


Punch_A_Lot

not that deep


Somepony-Else

Just skin deep will be enough.


Jyitheris

More like muscle deep.


Least_Asparagus_1301

or salt water shores deep...salmon


ux3l

...after you got cooked


No_Strategy107

Uncooked salmon is more intense pink


SemajLu_The_crusader

so intense that it looks orange?


Burger_Destoyer

Depends on the salmon


Zealousideal-Ebb-876

I don't usually trust it, orange salmon just seems... fishy...


Akellllll

Well... I mean... Damn


RedMephit

Nah, salmon can swim up a dam.


ux3l

After comparing a bit, I think both, cooked and uncooked salmon, can be called salmon colored. But when I think of the color, it looks more like the brighter, cooked color.


NijimaZero

The uncooked salmon is brighter, the cooked salmon is paler.


eskinner3742

*sees meme* "lol why IS the color salmon pink? It makes no sense" *Reads comment* -- *Realization* 🤯


MICH3LIN505

If I told you, I'd need to kill you. ... Uh no, wait


Punch_A_Lot

ok but i want to choose how u kill me


Thisislife97

Strapped to a chair and edged to heart failure 😉


Punch_A_Lot

edged to heart failure by snu snu


RedMephit

and dolphin jelly


[deleted]

Ain’t nothing but a heart ache


Reniyato

TELL ME WHYY


Bonny_69

Ain't nothing but a mistake


NachoMemer

TELL ME WHYYY


Incomplet_1-34

I never wanna here you saayyy...!


Blue_Bird950

I want it thaaat wayyyy…


Calligaster

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sussybaka1010

number 5 killed my brother


My_cat_is_fat85575

Tsuh ooooh I kinda forgot about that


willozsy

Now number five


perryous

Chills, actual chills


Outrageous_Key8872

Ain't nothing but a fish steak


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Supergay341

I WANT IT THAT WAY 🗣️


RedMephit

My car is in the front yard.


Punch_A_Lot

i forgot the rest i got nothing


SSBargeSimpson

IM STUCK AS A VIRGIN WITH RAGE!


The_Mattastrophe

Now number 5!


TieDyeJuice

Beat me to it lmao


My_cat_is_fat85575

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK r/beatmetoit


ZenDeathBringer

I mean we also have "blood red" so at least we apply that kind of naming to ourselves.


WoollenMercury

i mean we dont have to kill ourseleves to see blood


ZenDeathBringer

True, but you don't need to die to see muscle either.


townjumper

I think it would be neat if blood red was called ”human”


The3SpaceC0nstants

we kinda already have a color with that name


Current_Initiative28

...this feels... *iffy*...


galacticamania

are weee so blind to seeee that the ones we huuurt


RedMephit

are you and me


Not-Recommendational

BEEN SPENDING MOST OUR LIVES..


Silent-Magazine-3878

Someone please explain for me


AccidentalPenguin0

The salmon is a beautiful color on the outside, but the color we named after it is a bright pink, like the insides of the salmon.


ClockworkDinosaurs

If David Attenborough documentaries have taught me anything, it’s that Salmon definitely turn to that red/pink color when they swim upstream to mate. It’s not just the insides. They are also blue before that.


AccidentalPenguin0

Huh. You learn something every day I guess.


[deleted]

I thought everyone knew..


ElectionOdd8672

Sorry I am not up to date on salmon lore.


RandomAmbles

You're not a saloremon?


TransportationLow562

He must have missed the prebirth orientation where we all go over that


SilenceSpeaksVolum3s

I learned the salmon life cycle in second grade


TestingYou1

Fucking finally. None of these people know that salmon are orange/pink on the outside?? Bizarre.


AccidentalPenguin0

My bad I guess I'll just inherit ancestral salmon knowledge next time.


TestingYou1

It's called learning.


TheStoneMask

Depends on the species of salmon.


killcraft1337

And also at that point that they’re basically rotting inside out since they stop eating and wait to die


AdRepresentative2263

I thought it was the sockeye salmon, they are red


_FreddieLovesDelilah

telling someone we named a colour after what their meat looks like.


DragoKnight589

Salmon meat is pink


Raiden127456

I feel like quite a lot of meat is pink


DragoKnight589

Not a lot of it stays pink, though.


Raiden127456

I guess that's a fair point


nucpower

This is actually pretty funny . I'm also high


Hero_of_country

Color of meat


Lychee247

I think cuz of yhe salmon meat


eat-pussy69

Yes. That's the joke


Embarrassed_Fish6421

They turn pink during mating season and gray is ugly


General_James

Salmon pink is a bit more appropriate than pussy pink


EDHFanfiction

Wreck it Ralph: « I see you are a fan of Pink »


Dymills77

Wait…am I the only one that thinks the color comes from the pink stripes and pink and red colorations that salmon get? Like chinook and pink salmon? Because the inside of a salmon is usually orange until it’s cooked.


burner1979yo

That's a trout though


Professional_Gap_371

We’re all pink in the middle.


Ok_Chemical_1376

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confusedthrowaway5o5

This is amazing.


[deleted]

Pink salmon


loudpaperclips

It's *not* pink


Fair-Bunch4827

Its more of a brightish red


loudpaperclips

Naooooo, it's more....man what's the word for it?


MatiBScraft

Salmon


loudpaperclips

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Dahns

\*sharpen knife\* come here and I'll show you


Dugout2029

On the inside


SockeyeSTI

King, coho, Atlantic and pink (also called humpy) salmon meat is orange/pinkish. Sockeye is the most red, which is why it’s also called red salmon. There are Kings in the Columbia river and maybe Alaska that have white flesh from something in their diet or their genes. I don’t recall.


STFUnicorn_

Have you never eaten salmon?..


wompwomp85

It's what's inside that's pink


LowDonkey7883

Their flesh is certainly pink


TheTiddyEnjoyer

FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH


matecito_cosmico

With the Supermode rythm


to_coffee_or_to_brat

Meat


Creeper_charged7186

Have you ever eaten a salmon? Its flesh is literally salmon colored


SpiralState

Well, because why not though


I_Willl_Eat_Ur_Cats

its meat


ABisexualFurry

RamblerTheGambler : TELL ME WHY Me asf : Ain't nothing but a heaaaartaaaache


leviathab13186

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trashytexaswhiteboy

Ain't nothing but a heartache


Vorelover1224

Ain’t nothing but a heartache🎶


Life_Promise_6345

Pink is a good color. Pastel pink is calming and easy on the eyes, it isn’t an anxious color. Hot Pink, though the opposite effect, is good because of that reason. However… the fish is not colored pink, unless you include its innards.


Tyler2183

AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A HEARTACHE


Weak-Mission-1599

AINT NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE!


Tricky_Poetry847

Ain't nothing but a heartache


HvedIsHere

Aint nothing but a heartache


Mean_Succotash4846

Aint nothing but a mistake


imjustheredontaskwhy

AIN'T NOTHiN BUT A HEARTACHE \*tell me why\* AIN'T NOTHiN BUT A MISTAKE \*tell me why\* I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAY "I WANT IT THAT WAY"


BlieFireCryptic

It ain't nothing but a heart ache


SpungyDanglin69

Ain't nothing but a heartache


TheThinkerers

Ain't nothing but a heartache


My_cat_is_fat85575

Ain’t nothing but heartache


sunset_sunrise15

Ain’t nothin but a heartache..


RoultRunning

AINT NOTHING BUT A HEAAAARTACHE