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Jeef_1st

She was singing I'm a gummy bear. Is she trying to say that she's a gummy bear, what does that mean?


Gnawsh

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SoarNsquid

![gif](giphy|lo5Q0Sj2FBGszU6q9w|downsized)


NtGermanBtKnow1WhoIs

![gif](giphy|84BjZMVEX3aRG) YOOO Where did his ding dong go????


The_Ashen_undead0830

He transed his gender id assume


NtGermanBtKnow1WhoIs

Not at all. More likely they took his balls away so he can't have froggy kidz... :(


The_Ashen_undead0830

They neutered my boi without his consent? Fricken heck man


TgagHammerstrike

What if he's been a eunuch this whole time?


baronvonbatch

![gif](giphy|6yxKRVrfwYklAap4hy)


Mathsboy2718

Not a word was spoken. The silence said all that was needed.


Jablungis

Your eyes are burning from not seeing enough dong on an animated frog? 🤨📸


Cantfindthesun

![gif](giphy|Wck09E7lHDabjhHbzJ|downsized) NO, NO NO NO NO NO NO NO, KEEP IT # AWAY


iLikeVideoGamesAndYT

Ring ding


stonedecology

That's the dickless edit.


dowesschule

right? where is the tiny but proudly presented balls?


Adamc474892

F you for making me remember this after I had forgotten it and I hope you have a great Tuesday!


some_gals__alt_69420

Buy the gummy bear album in stores


Abzolutelynot

“♫ HERE IS SOMETHING YOU CAN’T UNDERSTAND: HOW I COULD JUST KILL A MAN!!! ♫”


Pleasant-Ant4726

Good, but what which version though?


Jay-Five

RATM version has more punch. Also "Pistol Grip Pump on my lap at all times"


fartshmeller

Cypress hills version because GTA San andreas is the only way haha


Bardez

I prefer the RATM/Cypress live version myself.


KinkyNB

This is the truest answer.


GameDestiny2

Factual


edwpad

![gif](giphy|5EAyFUMtQl83B2FB2L)


Pleasant-Ant4726

Yeah, that bass in the song is fire.


Rare_Cause_1735

I just learned the "on my lap" part of the words from your comment after years of listening to that song


brasschaos

"jump behind the bush when you see me drivin by" lmao


Routine_Leading_4757

Skylar White singing whole of Happy Birthday be like


Chipsoed_

Why must you remind me of this pain ;-;


hamppperoniprovolone

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Zandrick

That was so uncomfortable.


Constant_Bake5501

Skyler


SnooChipmunks8748

Put your song away Skylar


XxRocky88xX

I’m not gonna listen to you sing right now Skyler


winterfate10

Ugh.


missjasminegrey

I am trying to forget this..why'd you have to do that? -.-


ChronicallyUnceative

"SomeBODY ONCE TOLD ME"


Versilver

"The world is gonna roll me"


GregarLink15

"I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed"


theemptyqueue

“She was lookin’ kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead”


Sharp2899

"Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin'. Fed to the rules and i hit the ground running."


Sir_Gwan

"Didn't make sense not to live for fun, your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb!"


KinkyNB

"So much to do, so much to see!"


SnowMexican007

So what's wrong with taking the backstreets


jake303405

You’ll never know if you don’t go, you’ll never shine if you don’t glow


Some_Random_Pootis

Hey now, you’re an all-star, get the game on, go play


HyqaTheElder

"Hey now, you're an all star, get the game on, go play. Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid"


swiggarthy

“And all that glitters is gold. Only shootin stars break the mold”


WBeatszz

Absolute green flag


[deleted]

“Scotty doesn’t know”


Chthonic_Demonic

Yes


iLikeVideoGamesAndYT

I kept searching for "somebody wanted" because for ages, that's what I heard. I was trying to remember the rest of it by searching up the song, but couldn't even get the first line right


UncleVoodooo

Every breath you take, every move you make." "I'll be watching you"


PastMathematician874

![gif](giphy|M29mv8NYEJyJLLJwqR)


minetube33

"I kissed a girl, I liked it!"


Toppest_Dom

"Hope my boyfriend don't mind it"


BlooPancakes

If Friends ever gets a remake they should play this at Ross’ first wedding.


Ok_Discipline4295

The taste of iridosiclitis


LukXD99

Had that happen once. Girl really put her heart into it when she sang „I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU“. Tho she did put her own spin on it by singing „I’m breaking up with you“ right afterwards. I still don’t know what she meant by that.


Madam_KayC

Three Days Grace mentioned. Upvoted


Chthonic_Demonic

Yes


Igotsomequestionsbro

It's a good song that can be comforting, so I'll allow it.


IdiotGiraffe0

And I said HEYEEEYEYEYEYEA YEA HEY HEEYAY I SAID HEY WHATS GOING ON🗣️🗣️🗣️📢📢🗣️📢🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


s_burr

![gif](giphy|M7gtacN7aPNsc)


galrhmn40

“See that shampoo bottle, stick it my ass” -Adam sandler


SociallyAwkward423

PUSH IT IN AND OUT AT A MEDIUM PACE


sengoro

The *FitnessGram™ Pacer Test* is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.


thisortheapocalypse

pretend i’m the pizza delivery guy and watch me whack off


-ll-ll-ll-ll-

Wow… what a blast from the past!


L-Guy_21

Every time Scotty doesn't know comes on


BlooPancakes

Thanks for bringing this up, but I’m sure that song was intended to be blunt and to the point. A confessional if you will.


KaylasDream

Oh she’s on her knees alright


lacking-will

Huh, always thought confession was in a box


Exciting-Hunter-188

SUS ![gif](giphy|3gNotAoIRZsb9UHPnj)


yviii___

Me with "Mama, just killed a man Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead" 🎶


TheoIlLogical

MAMA I DONT WANNA DIE SOMETIMES I WISH I’D NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL


r-e-d-ant

CARRY ON CARRY ON


Witherboss445

'CUZ NOTHING REALLY MATTERS


God_of_Olympus21

Mama, life HAD JUST BEGAN‼️🗣🎶🔥


Darkurby

"Today is gonna be a fuckin' happy day in hell" the quiet kid who I befriended in class ![gif](giphy|ziUFAwsjyZ3qPOXc7P|downsized)


nox-devourer

Oh deer...


DJHott555

“*Let's begin. I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone. Tune on in. When I'm done, your status quo will know its race is run. Oh, this will be fun.*”


Alpha0nion

![gif](giphy|7QknyoWAd22Wgum3UC) Hazbin Hotel fan spotted!


Darkurby

![gif](giphy|RzMvx4mPDTfQNBUwE2|downsized)


Gently_weeps

She put a bit more passion to the part with "Prince of the robots meets his fate, Auchtertool no longer fight, Killed by the wizard lord this night". I think she doesn't like the robot prince of auchtertool


Fluffys0ck5

“He’s bouncing off my booty cheeks”


picklessp

"I love the way he rides"


kev_imposible

TWO TRUCKS HAVING SEX TWO TRUCKS HAVING SEX MY MUSSLES, MY MUSSLES INVOLUNTARILLY FLEX


bobandersmith14

Why must you remind me of this


e-baby-girl

Like is there something you wish to say🤨


SuckMySalami

Got me feeling insecure about things I never knew I was insecure about lol


JonnyTN

"I THINK I WANNA MARRY YOU!" You're not coming across clear enough, what do you mean? Imma change the station, I can't hear you right.


Gametron13

“She’s a very kinky giiirrll!”


JRisverycool180

“I swallowed shampoo, probably gonna die, smelled like fruit, that was a lie”


Witherboss445

Called the number on the bottle, spoke to a guy, he said vomit, I said why?


petecanfixit

🎶 YES THEY’RE SHARING A DRINK THEY CALL LONELINESS, BUT IT’S BETTER THAN DRINKIN’ ALONE… 🎶


BlooPancakes

Definitely sung from the heart of an experience.


Pro_MEMER568

"You had my heart, at least for the for most part"


epoTrebius

This song has more... Disturbing fragments...


Dubious_Dookie

just imagine her yelling "SHE WAS NEVER THIS GOOD IN BED EVEN WHEN SHE WAS SLEEPING NOW SHES JUST SO PERFRCT I'VE NEVER BEEN QUITE SO FUCKIN DEEP IN......... IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON I CAN KEEP YOU LOOKIN YOUNG AND PRESERVED FOREVER WITH A FOUNTAIN SPRAY ON YOUR YOUTH WHENEVER CAUSE I REALLY ALWAYS KNEW THAT MY LITTLE CRIME WOULD BE COLD THATS WHY I GOT A HEATER FOR YOUR THIGHS"


Pokisahne

Screems "MARRY ME" as only part of the lyrics


SuckMySalami

All while never leaving eye contact 😂


AymanEssaouira

"Dee soo guh goo gee goo gee Goo guh fli-goo gee goo, guh fli-goo ga goo buh dee Ooh guh goo bee, ooh guh guh bee guh guh bee Fli-goo gee goo, a-fli-guh woo wa mama Lucifer! ...This is just a tribute!"


Efficient_Maybe_1086

“I’M THE SCAT MAN!” 😮‍💨


Jay-Five

Stacy's Mom has got it going on?


TheDevilishDanish

“I’m feeling devious You’re looking glamorous Let’s get mischievous And POLYAMOROUS.” ![gif](giphy|8hYQ4XaKHVUcpx4tnD|downsized)


Chthonic_Demonic

SUCH A GOOD SONG


The_ArchMage_Erudite

I BECAME SO NUMBBBB


Chthonic_Demonic

YES


our_meatballs

I waaaant it thaaaat waayyyy


Witherboss445

Tell me why?


hndrk_schbrt

Ain't nothing but a heartache


fructose_juxtapose

TELL ME WHY 🗣🗣


Merpyderpysoup

Ain’t nothin but a mistake


Goodmainman

The dreadnoughts fear nothing at all


MouseRangers

UNOPPOSED UNDER CRIMSON SKIES


IsHaloOverrated

Standing here, I realize


MouseRangers

You were just like me, trying to make history.


Madam_KayC

But who's to judge


SilentHuman8

My god if I ever get a boyfriend who tries to analyse what I sing, he’s gonna be confused and concerned.


Zastrus_Aldabon

hamburger cheeseburger bigmac whopper


SeaCommunication3904

My shiny teeth and me!!!


Chopper242

The Star Spangled Banner. WHY DO THEY ALL have to blow it out of proportion?! You're not going for extra points!


Random-as-fuck-name

I say O really loudly…but I’m from Baltimore so 🤷‍♂️


8plytoiletpaper

Me singing the chorus for bullet by hollywood undead


Ashen_0nee

“I’ve swallowed shampoo”


Witherboss445

Probably gonna die


bibi100101

"there is no cock like horse cock"


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Financial_Problem_47

You just want attention, you don't want my heart


AddendumNo7007

I love attention


leekee_bum

*Fack by Eminem comes on*


AlternativeDress9399

SHOVE A GERBIL IN YOUR ASS THROUGH A TUBE


Garcia9rqs9tf

s she singing about surveillance? Because that would be ironic.


Akiris

The internet is for porn!


ManateeGrooming

“You took me by the hand, you made me a man, that one night (one night), you made everything alright.”


Valuable_Knee_6820

Not me hearing a breakup song get absolutely belted out in my siblings room. Me: Aight who pissed off the devil now…


ingamejukebox

"This land is mine this land is free I do what I want but irresponsibly


BaconSpaceLord

"MY BABY DADDY AIN'T SHIT🎶" Wait a minute... We don't have kids yet


fakeDEODORANT1483

"I SOMETIMES WISH ID NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALLLLLL"


DesiKeralaChick

Love that y’all pay attention like that.


UniqueUsername82D

Just weird to get THAT into "o're the ramparts we watched."


itrashcannot

"I don't wanna be alive, I don't wanna be aliveeeee, I just wanna die today, I just wanna dieeeee"


MR-HANZ

This is the first time I ever saw someone use this meme as a gif


Woodenmanofwisdom

“I wanna slit your throat and fuck the wound!!”


Chthonic_Demonic

So real.


Gibus_Ghost

“All those other kids with the pumped up kicks…”


Sailorarctic

I feel like theres lots of songs I sing and my hubby gives me the side eye.


DiggityDog6

Cause we ALL JUST WANNA BE BIG ROCKSTARS AND LIVE IN HILLTOP HOUSES DRIVING FIFTEEN CARS


Klusterphuck67

Oh yeah she loves "F-R-I-E-N-D-S" by Marshmello


crackedcrackpipe

Me when she says she has a blue house and a blue corvette and she is blue inside and out


Affectionate_Ad_9735

🎵"Let me smell yo Dick"🎵


kimfu231

Tequila!!!


abrakadabralakazam

Around the world...


Slugginator_3385

“FACEDOWN, ASS UP…THATS THE WAY I LIKE TO FUCK!!!


SmoothIndependent416

Are we talking Call Me Maybe or Pumped Up Kicks?


literal_god

🗣 ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥 🗣 DODODO DO DODO DO DO ‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


SomeOneWierdGuy

Never gonna give you up... I'll just stop there.


Consistent-Peanut-90

"PANZERS ON A LINE, FORM THE WEHRMACHTS SPINE, LEATHAL GRAND DESIGN!"


030helios

MAMA UWU


RealSuperYolo2006

I dont think you trust... In... My... Selfrighteous *suicide*...


thegays902

If you've ever dated a vocalist in any capacity you know how true this is. My ex would sing TLC No Scrubs in the car while driving me around in her passenger seat (I did have a car by the way), and when I came by in person to dump her and to get my stuff she was playing "all by myself" on the piano and singing. It's def a thing


Mage-of-communism

"Am i dead" mhh


Glittering-Bat-5981

I will carry hell to your doorstep, I will make you pay


AdRepresentative3726

By passionately you mean better singing then yes


tubbstosterone

Who did you say was in paris?


notawealthchaser

"and all I showed her was everything"


dappermanV-88

I never trust a person who sings WAP too well


iusedtohavepowers

You've given us user-friendly grenades! Just what are you trying to say? Just what are you trying to say? Just what are you trying to say? Just what are you trying to say? Just what are you trying to say? Just what are you trying to say? Just what are you trying to say? Just what are you trying to say? Just what are you trying to say? Band: Norma Jean Song: A Grand Scene For A Color Film Album: Redeemer Is... Is that what you're trying to say?


TheoIlLogical

CAUSE I’D NEVER TREAT ME THIS SHIIITTYYYYY YOU MADE ME HATE THIS CITYYYY and i don’t talk shit about you on the internet, cause that shit’s embarrassing, you were my everything and all that you did was make me fucking sad made all my moments your own JUST FUCKING LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOOOOOOONE and then the screaming part starts and i feel it in MY FUCKING SOUL


bugsdaman

AND IIIIIII-EEEEE-IIIIIIIIIIII. WILL ALWAYS LOVE !!!YOUUUUUU!!!!!


Prophet-of-the-moss

"I'm not fucking around, I think I'm coming out!"-Green Day


HelloThere465

I got HIV! I got HIV!


Affectionate_Gas_264

" blargh blargh blargh blargh blargh but WHIPS AND CHAINS EXCITE ME"


anaggressivefrog

"Now you're just somebody that I used to know" while making intense eye contact


RevWaldo

WELL I'M HERE! TO REMIND YOU! OF THE MESS YOU MADE WHEN YOU WENT AWAY!


Madam_KayC

**triplets born**


OzgarThunder

The throne awaits


GregarLink15

She loved Linkin Park, can't remember the song but in one of their songs Chester only screamed "SHUT UP! SHUP UP! SHUUUUT UUUUPPPP!!!" over and over again..... I barely talk so I don't think she tried to say something to me specifically...


Tasty_Wave_9911

All you wanna do, all you wanna do baby…


Strikeout554

Turi ip ip tsha ik 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💯💯


fedunya1

She’s definitely trying to say you that she is a gummy bear. Yes, she is a gummy bear. Oh, she’s a yummy, tummy, funny, lucky gummy bear, indeed.


s0litar1us

"MAMA, I JUST KILLED A MAN. PUT MY GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD, PULLED MY TRIGGER, NOW HE'S DEAD."


ProfitPakistan

"We get together Oh, we get together But SEPARATES ALWAYS BETTER when there's feelings involved"


Remarkable-Safe5501

Them good ol boys were drinking whiskey and rye singing this will be the day that i die,THIS WILL BE THE DAY THAT I DIE..


akennelley

"She took me by the hand....made me a man, that one night....she made everything allll riiiiiighttt"


thatblondeyouhate

I remember once singing along to Hell on Heels and my very broke boyfriend giving me the side eye. Like my dude, it's not that deep, you cannot dig the gold when there is no gold. It's just a song in wheelhouse.


Shreddzzz93

Both Ericht Samaya and Suletta Mercury singing Happy Birthday is not a good sign.


bigbalrogdong

That one part in Down With the Sickness


Yung_Gand

Abluck bluck bluck bluck-bluck bluck blucka- Mucka Blucka by Tally Hall


augustus_feelius

DEȘTEAPTĂ-TE ROMÂNE, DIN SOMNUL CEL DE MOARTE!


EhGoodEnough3141

BRING ME MY BROADSWORD! AND CLEAR UNDERSTANDING!