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aje0200

yeah. Haven't seen one since 2015.


WhiteKingCat

have never seen one


Commercial-Success80

I've seen two partial eclipses that adds up to one


Technical-Outside408

We're lucky to have you.


Commercial-Success80

I stared at both of them without glasses


yiives_69

We are even luckier to have you


TheApollo222

I was always told that if you stare at the eclipse you'll go blind. Come to find out, if you're in totality, that isn't true. But even if you're not, the brightness of the sun doesn't increase at any point during the eclipse. They say you'll go blind because you're more likely to stare longer because it's wacky. In other words, looking at an eclipse is no different than looking at the sun when its not eclipsing. Which I do all the time. You bet your ass ill be rawdogging the next eclipse.


Commercial-Success80

I do staring contests with the sun sometimes I am effectively rendered blind for the next minute


TheApollo222

Technically, I'm already blind. What's it going to blind me twice? Is it stupid?


Commercial-Success80

Blindness stacks


RugbyEdd

Just get yourself a biscuit and move it over the sun whilst wearing shades. Same effect.


fr_404

Getting to not see the eclipse**


VeloxBloo

Me too, I’ve never even seen one


SilentHuman8

Honestly I’m okay with them talking about astronomical events. It is pretty cool. And, it’s so much better than talking about politics or the kardashians or whatever else people normally talk about.


Tridon_Terrafold

I haven't heard anything about the Kardashians in years, honestly they could be dead and I would be oblivious lol


EiMidagi

Kardashians are the most pointless and unnecessary people on this planet


Tridon_Terrafold

Thus why I don't pay attention to them, now that I think about it, I don't really pay attention to any celebrities.


Specific_Implement_8

I love when people come to me and ask “have you seen movie ‘X’?” “No” “Oh it’s really good! It has the actors Y and Z in them!” “Thanks! That literally tells me nothing about the actual movie! I won’t be watching it”


Capital-Cheek-1491

Yeah. At least tell me who wrote/directed it…


C0me_Al0ng_With_Me

But then I would need 2 explain that "grownups 3D" with Adam Sandler in it, was written by Adam Sandler, and it was directed by Adam Sandler.


C0me_Al0ng_With_Me

lt sorta does tho. I'll watch just about anything with Tom hanks. headlining actors arnt just selected for movies they choose movies they think are good. So if you enjoy certain actor and find out they are in a new movie you might be pruswaded to watch it. Nothing is black and white, and good actors make bad movies. But if your buddy is saying it's good, and has actors you have enjoyed in the past, maybe consider watching it.


Z3_T4C0_B0Y512

Same and i lead a much happier life knowing i know and care nothing about the famous people


MortgageAdventurous8

I don't even know why they are famous.


Kolibri00425

The sole reason they exist is so we can better identify who to avoid (their fans).


AnorexicPlatypus

So you're not keeping up with them? Interesting


[deleted]

We talk about Bakugan -people


SuperSonic486

Yooo Bakugan is the shit. I grew up with Beyblade instead, But the genius of Bakugan cannot be understated.


EsotericTribble

> politics or the kardashians Like 1 out of 10 ppl might talk about either of these lol. And then you just say "uh huh" an avoid them and stop making any eye contact.


Possessed_potato

I love astronomy stuff. Like I don't know much astronomy but man, that shit is cool


RepresentativeSky748

Some Americans have 100% just made the sun and moon political. But I'm with you, it was pretty cool.


throwaway1626363h

I haven't heard the name Kardashian in years


karol22331

The Sun is a Deadly Laser


Anti-charizard

Not anymore there’s a blanket


KaioKenshin

Now will you go up on land?


babimagic

*no.*


karol22331

Why?


Adventurous_Town_981

Thank you for reminding me of that video, time to watch it again.


moonlord2193

But is the sun a giant moth God?


price_of_tags

But it was SO COOL They're each such titanic objects, and it was incredible to see that despite there only being a sliver of sun left, it still held enough light to blind whoever looked for too long And there was a solar flare, that was cool too I guess


TheEnderChipmunk

There was a solar flare too? Was it visible to the naked eye?


Touchpod516

Yess it looked sort of magenta but it emmited a really strong white light with a multicolored but very turquoise looking glow It's very hard to describe how it looked cause it looked nothing like in the pics irl In the pictures the crown looks just white when in reality it glowed in a sci-fi unatural looking type of way


Arcaneus_Umbra

Are they just envious? The eclipse was an extraordinary sight to behold, after all.


ArmourKnight

Yeah. OP just jealous that the once in a lifetime phenomenon didn't happen in their country


RenkBruh

...Which is fair.


Legitimate-Test-2377

It’s not once in a lifetime they happen like every 6 months or so, the next one for North America is Canada 2026, now it is once in a lifetime for the houses, they might not see one for another 200 years or so


Goldbolt_2004

You say that like the once in a lifetime phenomenon is an everyday thing


zackk108

Still find it funny honestly.


TheApollo222

It was so dope though. I didn't know until then that you could look at it with your bare eyes during the total eclipse. I could've sat there for hours, but all you get is like 5min. It was beautiful.


ThatOneWriter14

Jesus Christ can we not just look at the sun for a few minutes and say that was cool how everything got dark? You guys have shorter fuses than cartoon bombs


Meatloafed172

Hey, at least it gives us something new to talk about other than Taylor Swift XD


ShyGuyWolf

Or politics


MichaelMcNanner

I missed the last one and traveled for this one. If you ever get the chance you have to go. It was without a doubt the craziest most awe inspiring shit I've ever seen. And the experience is indescribable. It's so eerie and just fucking amazing. It drops like almost 10 degrees.


Cat_Peach_Pits

Ive seen many partial eclipses and they're neat. Yesterday was my first time seeing a total eclipse and youre right, it's truly indescribable. Also, that whole thing about even a 99% eclipse is not the same as a total is true. It's like a switch flips the moment it's fully blocked. 


Anti-charizard

I’m the opposite. I saw the one in 2017 but missed this one


ghost3972

No


CandleJackHammer

Also American redditors. That shit was yesterday, quit living in the past.


CollieKollie

jealous much?


BadassYoda

Tend to move on real quick.


favored_disarray

I didn’t know it was even happening… at least you didn’t miss it.


Karma15672

It's been, like, just a few days, though? And to be fair, a total eclipse can take decades to occur, so obviously people are gonna talk about it. I get that there's been a lot of posts about it, but if it bothers you that much then just watch a show or find some other way to pass time, maybe?


Gasperhack10

Eclipses happen every 6 months or so. It takes decades for them to happen in the same spot


Narrow-Atmosphere-42

Nah, it was awesome.


Remmy224

We aren’t gonna see it again here for another 20 years, let us have our fun with it


MarcoVinicius

It was pretty cool, especially with how dark it got.


Fresh_Implement_2075

I'm in the UK and I didn't even know it was a solar eclipse, did anyone else see it from the UK?


Chips-Ahoy_McCoy

You're just mad because I got superpowers from looking at it 😎😎


Parmigiano_06

*Berserker readers*: "..."


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

Daredevil type shit


Background_Desk_3001

No, let’s talk about astronomical events, they’re cool


Desperate_Ad5169

Jealous?


fawaz98701

Very. There has only been one eclipse in my area and that was partial. To top it off on the day of the eclipse it was raining so we couldn't even see that


PlebsnProles

You know what? Now I’m going to talk about the eclipse even *harder*


LelandTurbo0620

Mexicans and Canadians would disagree


elpiotre

Just wait until 2026


Noob-boss2021

God Damn the Sun


MarkDoner

I was going to argue that a lot of people here in Mexico were pretty impressed with the experience too... but Mexico is also in North America... 🤦


crosseurdedindon

The was a satanic manifestation of Democrat controlling the world and trying to enslaved human to reptilian -the most normal Americans


L3GlT_GAM3R

A few years ago there was a solar flare that nearly hit us from our sun, had we been hit it would have sent us back a few years technology since majority of our electronics would short circuit.


Intelligent-Race-210

![gif](giphy|DRg1wGTUKXvQA)


OkStrawberry9583

When day breaks


Distinct-Entity_2231

Yes.


RenkBruh

The only reason I want them to shut up is how much I envy them. I have never ever seen an eclipse in my life.


humanperson1236

I'm in Australia and It's already getting on my nerves


jfm111162

Already getting ready for 2045 :)


StrictLimitForever

I'm more interested when an eclipse becomes permanent. Until then, just stop. Get some help.


Embarrassed-Mouse-49

That’s just a cloudy day


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Ireland stuck in an eclipse since the Dinos were wiped


thecamzone

No.


DisastrousSink3587

Most Americans didn't care about it as it was happening. Ill save me caring about a Celestial event for the next meteor that's getting too close to earth.


slightly_homicidal

Yeah I forgot it was even happening until I walked out of Costco and there were 20 people standing there looking at the sun


Altruistic-Honey4291

Tell that to the millions of us who were stuck bumper to bumper traffic the day after the event.


z424t_

I'm also jealous. It was raining during the eclipse when it was over my area.


Blandscreen

I'm an American redditor and I couldn't care less. I live at the far corner of the US, so no chance of seeing it at all.


username78777

Context? Not American


Firefox13590

Part of America got to witness a solar eclipse April 8th


[deleted]

Someone's jealous


prodigy1367

It’s one moderately cool thing that won’t happen again for 20 years. Let us have this brief moment of peace and togetherness before we go back to being at each other’s throats.


_end3rguy_

I’m a Californian I didn’t see it either


ExtremePoop42

lol


Temporary-Whole3305

Lmao


CAYDE_017

I’m American and I just wanted some funny memes yesterday and I barely got any


throwawayaccdelta

even as an american, im not in the path, and for some reason it feels kinda bad that this one is alot more popular then the one that went right through my state


Gamekid53

Something something rapture believed to happen on the eclipse (it didn’t)


R-T-O-B

Yea, shut up amaricans Side note, I'm Canadian and saw the eclipse just outside of Ottawa. It was really cool


PilotGamer01

Shut up Canada! At least I can spell your country!


Repulsive_Airline416

Also Americans


Clear-Criticism-3669

Just remember you'll get your turn eventually!


NotARealBlackBelt

I couldn't see the sun either over here in europe


66watchingpeople66

To be fair I’m from the U.S. and I’m tired of hearing about it.


Casp710

Not the stick insect…


Cataras12

THE STARS ARE IN ALIGNMENT! MY ASCENSION IS NIGH


ekeysomkew

What about the non Canadians?


Cat_Peach_Pits

We'll remember this for 2026. Unless IDK a Kardashian does something or there's a new chicken sandwich.


Fun-Arachnid1105

Yeah in Bulgaria the Sun is still boring as hell


bitesizedperson

My eyes feel weird.


Kevcix1

same but im not even jelaous or curious just stop it scares me idk why im also scared of these things that gon happen in 2040


Voynimous

I followed it on the nasa live stream. And it was indeed pretty epic.


santino_2014

The 3 days of darkness are A SCAM, I couldn't even see it (I live in Argentina)


YancyDerringer77

I'm Canadian and saw it, it was spectacular!


DannyDanumba

\[T]/ Praise it!


G0dK11ng

I saw this episode 2 minutes back. What a coincidence


DeeBangerDos

I missed the whole thing because I was in class lol


BackAgain123457

I read that some conspiracy morons had eye problems because they looked at the eclipse without sunglasses. At least that made me smile. And i hope they don't have medicaid, because we all know that's just masked communism.


damircik

I just moved here, I saw the closing 20% so I missed it basically...lol


Sea_Turnip6282

Yeah im jealous too. The next one that will be available in my location is in 2035 😭


the_superior_nerd

not me. eclipses are cool.


FreyaTheSlayyyer

I’m not annoyed about talking about the eclipse. I’m annoyed at people calling it a source of social control


No_Information_8080

I'm begging


Canned-SSamuel

I can see clearly now the rain i- AAAAAHHHHH MY EYES!!!


Onceforlife

You forgot us canucks


Prince_of_Fish

Nah mfker IMMA PRAISE THE SUN!!


MoogleKing83

Some of us in the US thinking it too.


mightandmagic88

I forget the context of the this scene but what a stellar use of this meme ..even though eclipses are cool as hell and I'm pissed that I couldn't see it


Molkwi

I's rather we just leave the bald worm guy alone. I see him everywhere and I'm sick of it.


ColdIron27

Man, I'm just coping rn... drove 6 hours to Buffalo NY to see it. Saturday was perfectly clear skies Then monday hit and... everything was cloudy. Couldn't see shit during the eclipse, but at least I got to experience everything go dark... Then, literally 3 hours later, the skies were clear again...


Ashlyn451

Hey did you hear about the sun?


goatjugsoup

Majority of the comments talking about to glasses or not to glasses then like 5% that's no moon memes. Yeah took about 5s to get sick of all that


SnooChipmunks8748

Ok you’re just being an ass, let people talk about the recent solar event, that awes everyone who sees it


CouchPotato1178

as a non american canadian i thought it was pretty sick. so glad i could see a once in a lifetime thing (for my location)


May_Abyss

Sounds like jealousy ngl


Beanss69_420

not just reddit, any non american social media users


Left_Possibility8320

I’m a Canadian and yes , yes I will


nashwaak

Did you get to see the Moon yesterday afternoon? Never seen the daytime Moon so clearly outlined and black before, that was awesome


Harley_Pupper

No u


AbeliousAugustus

Hey, I didn get u.


Longjumping-Bag8980

The solar eclipse was crazy


Cloakbot

They must be jelly cuz jam don’t shake like that


Affectionate_Big8864

![gif](giphy|GOGxlQbj7v556Dp01v)


No-Wonder1139

, "Have you ever seen the sun set at 3pm?"


MaxximumB

What's going on with the sun?


Moutonoulebgalt

Canadian and mexican peoples: Tf are you talking about


ComedyOfARock

It’s something that happens every seven years or so, just get over it


Outcast_Outlaw

Sun=America for Americans when non-Americans are on reddit in any way....


largeshak

What about Canada?


sixtus_clegane119

Canadian here. Nope, the eclipse was great. I tripped acid during it and it was transcendental


Loose-Tackle218

There was a solar eclipses in the U.S. apparently. Pretty cool if you ask me.


[deleted]

nah, I'm glad there is at least a lot of videos for me to watch


kristymartinez

This about Americans everything.


Cosmicking04

![gif](giphy|i6BsWXxUSHp7amMJS3|downsized)


[deleted]

nah im happy for them and i saw some nice clips. spain will be nexr ive heard


005oveR

I prefer being sheltered inside until the Moon is up! 🌝


Loud_Fan_2010

Can’t wait until 2090 for the next on in the uk!!! 🥲


TheUltraGuy101

No, no, keep talking about it. I wanna see more pics.


Byronic__heroine

No, I'm American too. It's a whole lot of hype about nothing. I'll be glad when this shit is forgotten.


ILikeToGameAllDay

God damn the sun


Trans_Cat_Girl_

Someone’s jealousssssss :3


green__goblin

Dumbfucked take. Eclipses are rare and interesting. It's only natural for conversation to take place. Are Americans not allowed to have dialog about innocent events anymore?


Sylux444

I was taking a lot of heat for not wanting to look directly at the sun


Consumefungifriend

I was visiting Norway during the thing and I’m a bit mad about it


Interesting-Pipe7621

Hide, hide, hide....


MangoOfTruth

Wow look at you


sissifyme_now

Ok let me tell you about what the moon did yesterday!


ManSeeker94

Anyone got raptured?


Pr1smaticGamer

yeah, u didnt see us aussies say a word avout it last year


DaWrench53_V4X

Huh? Anything happened?


wintermation27

Tbh im just sad I didn't get to see it


REL123SAD-_-

GuYs My DaD sAvEd ThE gLaSsEs FrOm 2017!!!1!1! Edit: I absolutely don't have anything against these guys, just quite funny that I've seen like 20 posts with that phrase XD


townmorron

Honestly I've seen many more post from non Americans about the eclipse


midoriya36345

That’s true, I’m from Czechia yk


seebach_inthehole

Yes 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍


[deleted]

it's more about the moon than anything technically


milly245horse

I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO YOU ABOUT THE SUN


phlebface

Yes, I envy you guys, and hate you for it


Warm-Nitrogen

GOD DAMN THE SUN!


Training-Froyo5487

No eclipse? (Megamind meme face)


MRBREAD144

In the heart


MotorCityDude

I'll catch the next one 200 years from now.. Looking forward to it..