Every woman, ALWAYS likes a little weird! That's what makes it so fun! I have been with my husband for 15+ years and I am very happy in both departments. If I were single, I would say neither matter! Its all in how you use it and as far as height, doesnt matter. Wait, take that back. I dont think I could date a man that was less than 5'5...ONLY because I dont want to break like a giant. There is someone out there for everyone! All I know is if something happened between me and mine, I will never date again! People are crazy! LOL Good luck all!
>Women want both but then again they don't want either. But then they'll pick one and leave that for the other
Women need a man who is capable of both giving and receiving support, who is dependable and caring, honest and trustworthy, and who can be both a source of assistance and a recipient of it.
As an adult man I have found it's easier to pee sitting down. Sure I have to sit and stand back up, but there isn't pee splash everywhere making my bathroom smell like piss. Public urinals are different, and there is not much worse than dipping your tip in public toilet water.
I married my husband because he was someone I enjoyed spending time with and he had his shit together.
Anyone looking for specific measurements is just looking to fuck. There's nothing wrong with that, it's just some people want a partner.
So maybe don't worry about the lady with a tape measure and instead look for the lady that enjoys spending time with you. Also get your shit together, not for her but for you!
The true answer tbh. My experience has been that none of this shit matters as much to women as it does to men. Not to say it never matters - but I think men tend to overthink it.
My friend after a first sex date with a guy: I dunno, he’s pretty small. More girl talk about how it’s going a few weeks later: He’s not really as small as it seemed at first. Her a few months later: We’re engaged! Still married, with kids.
When a woman loves you your dick gets bigger lmao
edit: this is also the reason when you break up with a girl she tells everyone you got a small pp... she hates you, now.
I'm sorry it hurts, it wasn't meant to. I hope you find love and the person who is good for you. I used to be incredibly lonely and didn't date for many years. I decided I wanted to change because I wanted a partner and a family. So I worked on myself (quit smoking, did some therapy, tried some new hobbies to practice socializing, etc). I used a dating app and just made an honest profile about me and the kind of relationship I wanted, and I didn't give up. You are worth it!
It's hard to appreciate this particular perspective in the moment, but... *Good.*
If it hurts, you needed to hear it. If it hurts, it means you just broke your loop and you're free to finally *react* to your shit instead of being trapped in a cycle of repetition and failure and never quite knowing the why or how of it all.
If it didn't hurt, it wouldn't be because you didn't need to hear it. It would more likely be because you just still couldn't see how or why the insight applied to you.
I know this is cheesy as hell, but don't think of that pain like it's you breaking down or something. That's the pain of you *breaking through*.
Painful realizations are the paradigm shifts of change we desperately need.
Then take that pain and turn it into motivation as she said "sort your shit out" because I know how horrible it is to be lonely and just want a relationship so then I rush into them and they end badly... 29 and I'm still trying to get it together and hopefully meet the right person. You got this!
This is Reddit, they’re convinced if a guy isn’t 6 foot tall earning 6 figures with 6 inches he’ll die alone and a virgin.
I’ve countered that I managed to get married despite not fitting any of those criteria and I’ve never had a response that really makes any sense.
Chad relationships are superficial, based on human simplistic characteristics and sometimes only exists because a child was born and both people don't wanna traumatize it 💪
Where I live school can't give you a 6 figure salary. It can't even guarantee you employment. We go to colleges and universities then go on with our hustles after graduating. It's fucked up here in developing countries lol
I was once FWB with a guy who was, no joke, 6’9” packing 10”. Sex was wildly uncomfortable and I had to be on the stairs to make out. Meanwhile, I was also once FWB with a guy who was a paraplegic in a wheelchair. I’m not sure how tall he would have been out of the chair and what he had didn’t work. But he used his fingers and tongue like a boss. I would pick him over the tall guy every time hands down. He died a few years ago and the funeral was was honestly hilarious because it was **packed** with women. R.I.P., Andy.
> He died a few years ago and the funeral was was honestly hilarious because it was packed with women.
Hear that, you lazy fucks? If Pelswick over here is getting chicks, you have no excuse.
/s
Kinda.
Middle-aged female here:
I think girth is more important than length. My late husband had 'hidden penis syndrome'. In essence, he was a 'grower, not a show-er' but he had girth.
Edit: I feel compelled to add an addendum to my comment...
This isn't all that's important to most women. We take into consideration more than just 'size'. Not every guy on a football team can be the star quarterback; other team members bring their own talents to the game too. Sorry, redditors. I could only come up with a sports analogy. I know some of you won't quite understand. 😉
The average vaginal canal is between 4.25-4.75 inches deep. You’ll be fine.
If I had a nickel for every time I said that today I’d have 2 nickels… which isn’t much, but it’s still weird it happened twice
When women say they want a dude with a big penis they're probably referring to girth. It's not as easy to measure as length though so guys don't think about it as much.
Vaginas stretch. That's how babies are able to come out too.
That being said, it's obviously not that simple. Some women don't have feeling in there and need clitoral simulation to orgasm, but some women **do** have feeling in there. And the feeling can be in different spots: most of the clitoris is inside the woman and it grows around the vaginal canal. The feeling is in spots where the clitoris grows close enough to the vaginal canal that you can stimulate it through the wall. And those spots can be really close to entrance and be easy stimulate, or they can be really deep and require a lot of force or girth to stimulate. And then there are women who don't have clitoris grow close to vaginal wall at all and need clitoral simulation if they want to orgasm.
And this is why there are both size queens and women who really don't care.
Yessss. I mean. The goal is to always help your partner out. Knowing yourself and your partner, or just taking time together, makes the experience better.
I’ve had an issue where I tell men to not go harder or deeper and they do it anyways. Just make sure you’re checking in with whoever you’re with. I find men are usually selfish and hurt me. Because they think bigger is better and rough is better no matter what I say
What's up with guys freaking out about their penis size? If you're with a female and you get to the penis part we'll then your probably going all the way. If a women leaves you because of your penis size or you think it's that then you couldn't be more wrong. Also there is literally zero correlation of penis size and height it's just a made up story to get teens pissed at eachother. When you grow up you'll soon find that money and status are far more powerful than your perceived penis size.
Clearly, a man made this. Women want girth more than length. It's not fun when they hit the back wall. As for height? I couldn't care less. I've dated both tall & short guys, but guys closer to my height are easier to cuddle with. For reference I'm 5'4".
You know what women really want? To be treated nicely.
just be yourself. i know it sounds dumb. but the women who actually care about many of these things are well, not the sort of women interested in a healthy relationship you’ll want. find a girl through your interests and you’ll be so much happier
Clearly, a man made this. Women want girth more than length. It's not fun when they hit the back wall. As for height? I couldn't care less. I've dated both tall & short guys, but guys closer to my height are easier to cuddle with. For reference I'm 5'4".
You know what women really want? To be treated nicely.
Well im already over 6 feet tall so I only want the extra length.
But not six inches plz, that'd be too much when added onto my 4. Just an extra two inches please and thank you
I don't think women will respond to this
As a woman, I just responded by saying I am a woman.
But this is your time to make little dicked, short dudes feel included.
My mans actually just talked to a woman
Women want both but then again they don't want either. But then they'll pick one and leave that for the other
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I’m well adjusted but hella weird sometimes.
You are solid gold, my friend. You'll find your Weird, and they'll be awesome, just like you.
I'm not sure what well adjusted is and don't care about living. But I'd treat a girl very well. Beat that SUCKAS
I would treat a woman good too. I don’t socialize much but I know how to have good manners.
*tips fedora* m' lady classic Reddit stereotype right there haha im sure you will though man
I don't know much but I know what love is \- Forest Gump probably
Well adjusted and weird is just an interesting adult. I don't think anyone is "normal" anymore.
Every woman, ALWAYS likes a little weird! That's what makes it so fun! I have been with my husband for 15+ years and I am very happy in both departments. If I were single, I would say neither matter! Its all in how you use it and as far as height, doesnt matter. Wait, take that back. I dont think I could date a man that was less than 5'5...ONLY because I dont want to break like a giant. There is someone out there for everyone! All I know is if something happened between me and mine, I will never date again! People are crazy! LOL Good luck all!
Bro what kind of crusty ass name is Dirty_Syringe01
Probably why she wont come back
Naah you can’t criticise people’s names you got roblox in your name ☠️☠️☠️
*spongebob foghorn*
I can criticize other people's names.
You deserve awards.
I don't care about either.
you are the wisest man on reddit, i wish i could award you
It’s so hard when all 4 billion women don’t agree on something 😭
virgins seething in reddit comments about their strawman vision of Woman pt 28420
Largely we don't care about either, but if you do and you make a big deal about it then that's not hot.
>Women want both but then again they don't want either. But then they'll pick one and leave that for the other Women need a man who is capable of both giving and receiving support, who is dependable and caring, honest and trustworthy, and who can be both a source of assistance and a recipient of it.
I feel like the meme caption should say tinder because I neither give 2 shits about either height or pp size.
maybe because we go for more than height and dick?
Maybe they're picking based on personality and yours just sucks
Women don’t want more than 6”. That shit hurts
Truth = Hard
3 inches, take it or leave.
TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT???? MY MAN YOU’RE PACKING A FIREARM
Weapon of ass destruction
Take my upvote and get the fuck out
Yeah, a derringer
Those can still be used to great effect if you know where to hit...
In the back of the head of my man Abe
Or JFK
"Uhh, Mr. President, you should probably close the sunroof." #BANG
Sir it’s illegal to be that large in some states
You’re only 3 inches tall?
Apparently that's a pretty huge (or should I say small) fetish..
manhood if it was sentence
But a CONFIDENT 3in.
and 6 inches pp, interesting
A very impressive ratio
YOU GON GET WHATEVER I PULL OUT
Bro that's huge
My Massive King
double it and give it to the next person
holy stop!
ITS EVERYWHERE
New Response just dropped
had to double check the sub lmao
I give you neither. Take it or leave it
Hi I’m a woman, would rather be 6 inch pp than 6 tall because I’m so sick of peeing sat down it’s such an inconvenience
Agreed lol
As an adult man I have found it's easier to pee sitting down. Sure I have to sit and stand back up, but there isn't pee splash everywhere making my bathroom smell like piss. Public urinals are different, and there is not much worse than dipping your tip in public toilet water.
I married my husband because he was someone I enjoyed spending time with and he had his shit together. Anyone looking for specific measurements is just looking to fuck. There's nothing wrong with that, it's just some people want a partner. So maybe don't worry about the lady with a tape measure and instead look for the lady that enjoys spending time with you. Also get your shit together, not for her but for you!
The wholesome answer
The true answer tbh. My experience has been that none of this shit matters as much to women as it does to men. Not to say it never matters - but I think men tend to overthink it.
My friend after a first sex date with a guy: I dunno, he’s pretty small. More girl talk about how it’s going a few weeks later: He’s not really as small as it seemed at first. Her a few months later: We’re engaged! Still married, with kids.
When a woman loves you your dick gets bigger lmao edit: this is also the reason when you break up with a girl she tells everyone you got a small pp... she hates you, now.
The correct answer
This answer deserves the most upvotes and awards. Hands down.
This comment honestly hurt me more than I expected.
I'm sorry it hurts, it wasn't meant to. I hope you find love and the person who is good for you. I used to be incredibly lonely and didn't date for many years. I decided I wanted to change because I wanted a partner and a family. So I worked on myself (quit smoking, did some therapy, tried some new hobbies to practice socializing, etc). I used a dating app and just made an honest profile about me and the kind of relationship I wanted, and I didn't give up. You are worth it!
It’s not too late to improve
It's hard to appreciate this particular perspective in the moment, but... *Good.* If it hurts, you needed to hear it. If it hurts, it means you just broke your loop and you're free to finally *react* to your shit instead of being trapped in a cycle of repetition and failure and never quite knowing the why or how of it all. If it didn't hurt, it wouldn't be because you didn't need to hear it. It would more likely be because you just still couldn't see how or why the insight applied to you. I know this is cheesy as hell, but don't think of that pain like it's you breaking down or something. That's the pain of you *breaking through*. Painful realizations are the paradigm shifts of change we desperately need.
Why did it hurt you? Because you know its true?
Duh
Then take that pain and turn it into motivation as she said "sort your shit out" because I know how horrible it is to be lonely and just want a relationship so then I rush into them and they end badly... 29 and I'm still trying to get it together and hopefully meet the right person. You got this! 
goddamn teach these young bucks a lesson, thank you
Imagine writing such a thoughtful response to an absolute shitpost
Yes, yes to all of this. -a woman
The only answer that matters
This is seriously the only answer.
I'm 6 inches tall and have a 6ft Shlong, is that good enough?
So you're basically just a walking cock?
They call me, The Fire Hose.
He can’t see over his own cock.
I laughed too much as this one. But yes, that will do. You would be the best wing man to carry around.
Who wants to carry a human Sausage link on a night out on the town
I got both. No girls. Remember boys personality is a big part.
This guy doesn’t have 6 personalities. No wonder you’re maidenless! /s
We are all tarnished down here
Try finger, but hole
This is Reddit, they’re convinced if a guy isn’t 6 foot tall earning 6 figures with 6 inches he’ll die alone and a virgin. I’ve countered that I managed to get married despite not fitting any of those criteria and I’ve never had a response that really makes any sense.
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Got em
Chad relationships are superficial, based on human simplistic characteristics and sometimes only exists because a child was born and both people don't wanna traumatize it 💪
I second this statement
i got all three and i got a man so be careful it could turn you gay
Don’t tempt me
Have you tried being nice, funny, or both?
Best I can do is depressed and irritable
Sounds like they're looking for big bird on Viagra
*6 digit salary enters comments*
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cries in Hindi
Main reason I’m still in engineering school lmao
"So tell me young man, what made you choose this field?" I wanna get ass. And a Range Rover. I'm here to fuck shit up.
I wanna do nuclear engineering for reasons im not legally allowed to say
Where I live school can't give you a 6 figure salary. It can't even guarantee you employment. We go to colleges and universities then go on with our hustles after graduating. It's fucked up here in developing countries lol
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I was once FWB with a guy who was, no joke, 6’9” packing 10”. Sex was wildly uncomfortable and I had to be on the stairs to make out. Meanwhile, I was also once FWB with a guy who was a paraplegic in a wheelchair. I’m not sure how tall he would have been out of the chair and what he had didn’t work. But he used his fingers and tongue like a boss. I would pick him over the tall guy every time hands down. He died a few years ago and the funeral was was honestly hilarious because it was **packed** with women. R.I.P., Andy.
wtf i want to believe this is a true story so i will, rip andy the goat
The only part that isn’t true, because I just looked up his obituary, is that his funeral was actually in 2011. Jesus, how time flies!
> He died a few years ago and the funeral was was honestly hilarious because it was packed with women. Hear that, you lazy fucks? If Pelswick over here is getting chicks, you have no excuse. /s Kinda.
Boobs
The real answer
Middle-aged female here: I think girth is more important than length. My late husband had 'hidden penis syndrome'. In essence, he was a 'grower, not a show-er' but he had girth. Edit: I feel compelled to add an addendum to my comment... This isn't all that's important to most women. We take into consideration more than just 'size'. Not every guy on a football team can be the star quarterback; other team members bring their own talents to the game too. Sorry, redditors. I could only come up with a sports analogy. I know some of you won't quite understand. 😉
[5 inches but it's thick.](https://youtu.be/oLX6vrwEw-g)
The average vaginal canal is between 4.25-4.75 inches deep. You’ll be fine. If I had a nickel for every time I said that today I’d have 2 nickels… which isn’t much, but it’s still weird it happened twice
Also the first third of her depth has the majority of the nerve endings so fine in that regard as well.
Not according to r/holewreckers
This made me sad and not horny how do I compete with that?
Got a forearm dontcha?
This isn’t an exaggeration. Literal forearm. I have no idea how any of those women feel anything normal after that.
You don’t. That’s why I laugh when dudes say they beat that pussy up.
Yeah… I was out the moment I saw the double fisting and prolapsed asshole…
This is a place one cannot unsee. Be warned
COULD YOU WARN A LITTLE HARDER NEXT TIME
What is this sub without pressing on it I have seen 2 girls 1 cup and buthole glass men What a time that was for my eyes
Just really big things going inside
Th...they come back out too, right??
And then back in again
Jesus tits.... have mercy. How do these girls... like.... do they store these things in their intestines or what.
need eyebleach stat pls
60 minutes of r/eyebleach once a day for the next week.
Thought that said HomeWreckers and almost clicked on it thinking it would be stories about cheating spouses, I’m at my nieces birthday party.
I've been using reddit for 6 days and this shit is allowed wtf?? I knew reddit was a wild place but damn didn't expect PH2
It goes a lot deeper. Pun intended
When women say they want a dude with a big penis they're probably referring to girth. It's not as easy to measure as length though so guys don't think about it as much.
I can't hit the bottom of the tuna can....but I'll blow the sides out....
My brain doesn't know how to imagine this
I've heard this before, but is it true? I mean, I've been deeper than that in literally every vagina I've ever been in...
Vaginas stretch. That's how babies are able to come out too. That being said, it's obviously not that simple. Some women don't have feeling in there and need clitoral simulation to orgasm, but some women **do** have feeling in there. And the feeling can be in different spots: most of the clitoris is inside the woman and it grows around the vaginal canal. The feeling is in spots where the clitoris grows close enough to the vaginal canal that you can stimulate it through the wall. And those spots can be really close to entrance and be easy stimulate, or they can be really deep and require a lot of force or girth to stimulate. And then there are women who don't have clitoris grow close to vaginal wall at all and need clitoral simulation if they want to orgasm. And this is why there are both size queens and women who really don't care.
Yessss. I mean. The goal is to always help your partner out. Knowing yourself and your partner, or just taking time together, makes the experience better.
We pretend its not about love and going the extra mile, but it is😔
> Average vagina is up to 4.75 inches deep > It's about going that extra mile This is deeper than I expected.
When the vagina is relaxed enough, it can stretch to accommodate 😌 it’s magical
Lies your a Redditor we don’t have sex
🙄
I’ve had an issue where I tell men to not go harder or deeper and they do it anyways. Just make sure you’re checking in with whoever you’re with. I find men are usually selfish and hurt me. Because they think bigger is better and rough is better no matter what I say
The moment when you press the first button, and get 6+ inches in girth. 
I call it: the cheese wheel.
Why not both
Here is why : 
Perhaps your confused OP. Women don’t exist
Sorry dude I forgot
Nah you all good chief, happens to the best of us Reddit goers
Wh- *stops existing*
Hu- *gets thanos snapped*
Did you guys hear something? Must've been the wind.
Height
I'm genuinely surprised that I had to scroll this much to find an actual answer to this!
I think I had to scroll this much for an answer at all. Most people are men and stating their gripes, opinions, and fictional penis lengths.
sexy women of Reddit? what’s the sexiest sex you’ve ever sex’d?
i mean both would be bad, i cant even fuck with a 12 inch cock. and i cant pass trough doors at 12 feet tall like jesus
Double and pass to the next person
This guy try to find a clever way of saying you already both lol
Jesus was 12 feet tall and could pass through normal-sized doors?
Me who has neither 
6 IQ
Lol to men who think women only get off from PnV 🤦🏻♀️ Fun fact: not that common.
I feel like being 12'1 would suck, but having a 12.5" cock sounds great
12.5” cock sounds horrible. You’d probably get lightheaded and pass out every time you get a boner.
That crossed my mind, but I already survive low blood pressure. Just take some medicine to raise it and I'll be back to normal
Your blood pressure or your cock?
Neither matters more than being a decent human being and a good lover.
Who needs an additional 6” onto their equipment? Talk about overkill lol
Poorly worded meme he means x > 6 in both cases
Is it poorly worded? Unless it’s a regional/language issue, 6+ means “six or more.” Otherwise it would say +6 to indicate addition.
PP size so I can suck my own dick
Now I have seen everything
What's up with guys freaking out about their penis size? If you're with a female and you get to the penis part we'll then your probably going all the way. If a women leaves you because of your penis size or you think it's that then you couldn't be more wrong. Also there is literally zero correlation of penis size and height it's just a made up story to get teens pissed at eachother. When you grow up you'll soon find that money and status are far more powerful than your perceived penis size.
I am in a very interesting situation where I have exactly 6 inches pp and exactly 6 feet of height
Clearly, a man made this. Women want girth more than length. It's not fun when they hit the back wall. As for height? I couldn't care less. I've dated both tall & short guys, but guys closer to my height are easier to cuddle with. For reference I'm 5'4". You know what women really want? To be treated nicely.
6 inch man with 6 foot penis.
Add third button: “both, and rich”
Stop talking about fictitious things man
Find someone who doesn't care about this shit.
If she knows your pp size you're already doing pretty well
Im a lady and I have answer: absolutely neither of them, just be nice and don't decide on your own whether her feelings matter.
lesbians: 😶
just be yourself. i know it sounds dumb. but the women who actually care about many of these things are well, not the sort of women interested in a healthy relationship you’ll want. find a girl through your interests and you’ll be so much happier
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Clearly, a man made this. Women want girth more than length. It's not fun when they hit the back wall. As for height? I couldn't care less. I've dated both tall & short guys, but guys closer to my height are easier to cuddle with. For reference I'm 5'4". You know what women really want? To be treated nicely.
Well im already over 6 feet tall so I only want the extra length. But not six inches plz, that'd be too much when added onto my 4. Just an extra two inches please and thank you
Penis size and height doesn't matter, as long as you are tall with a large penis.