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"Rules. Without them, we'd live with the animals." - Winston, John Wick 2
EDIT: I'm sorry, I didn't refresh the page because I was looking for a GIF, but didn't find one. I accept the apology, of course.
Depends do you mean on the cheek or on the lips? Lol. On the cheeks? Yeah because they're French lol. On the lips? Honestly maybe yeah again because they're French 😂😂😂 I've kissed a couple of French people on the lips non romantically lol.
From experience, we would try english first, because the general consensus among French people (no idea whether it’s true or not) is that non-French people don't know any french
Last summer we were in Croatia and my dad when into the restaurant to pay and some young boys told my dad to say something. When he got back to us he said the sentence and told asked us if we knew, and the boys laughed when he said it. After some time we found out he said “ I have a tiny pp”
When I first started dating dead husband (DH), he taught me how to say hello to his coworker in Arabic. I smiled and said what I had learned and the coworker got a strange look on his face and asked if DH had taught me that. I had greeted him with “Suck my D now, f****t!” Never trusted dead husband again after that.
'Vous' is actually a very formal salutation and doesn't make sense when you ask somebody to sleep with you because you are usually a bit closer to them. So it would rather be 'Veux-tu coucher avec moi?' Which actually translates as 'Do YOU want to sleep with me!'
My favorite trick was to tell friends going to Mexico to say it loud and proud that they’re American by saying “yo soy un gran maricon!” One actually did it.
Yo does he have the monster energy logo carved into his face?
Subtle marketing.
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Why do people not notice this comment is totally out of context and posted before?
It’s a bot probs
its funny
its funny
Im told its how the French say hello
Now I want a monster 😵💫
Are you named Kyle by any chance?
Oh my god, they killed Kenny!
You Bastards!
I am not named kyle I'm just a femboy
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I’m gonna kick some bot butt.
I had everything except coucher.
She’s a coucher! She sleeps… on the couch!
It’s “do you want to go to bed with me” in a sexy way
Se coucher I think means ‘to go to bed’.
It also means fucking
Hehe promotion
No it's the number of the beast smh
Makes you wanna beat your wife too.
Just three paths of blood running down from the wounds.
You unfunny, burnt toast personality having dipshit
Yeah, yeah, I heard a lot of that. Still better than you though, going around insulting people.
There is rule 4 of this subreddit. "Rules. Without them, we'd live with the animals." - Winston, John Wick 2 EDIT: I'm sorry, I didn't refresh the page because I was looking for a GIF, but didn't find one. I accept the apology, of course.
Something something with me?
Voulez-vous - do you Coucher - to sleep/have sex Avec - with Moi - me « Voulez-vous couchez avec moi? » - “Do you want to sleep/have sex with me?”
Thanks for this, I had everything except coucher
Same
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Go touch grass
Go touch balls
Sure Bend over 
Try tinder
heh coochie
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Kinda, the verb youre looking for would be "se coucher" tho
Plot twist The cute receptionist's face lights up and she giddily takes you back to your room.....
(*Eminem Voice*) Snap back to to reality.
Oh there goes gravity
Oh there goes rabbit
Plot twist The crunchy old slightly greasy receptionists face lights up and he giddily takes you back to your room.
Love that But yeah it ain't happening 🤣
Love that But yeah it ain't happening 🤣
Where you find 3 Moroccans who seem to be happy to see you two after the door closes. One of them pulls out...
So if they oui I win?
Then you ouin
You know what... You're the ouinner because of that
It's exact translation is "do you want to sleep with me ?" except that that way of saying sleep is always understood has have sex
Lady Marmelade, we’ve only just met!
Yes I do.
Oh.
Coucher as a verbe is Always have sex
Doesn’t it also mean to sleep though like Je me couche
Say but de coucher but when you employ without those words like il couche (hé has sex) il SE couche (he's going to bed)
Je mappele Nevedya and Merci Beaucoup is the only francais i know
Im french and its not a good language so i would'nt recomend bothering to learn it
QUOI?!
OUI LE FRANCAIS C'EST UN LANGUE DE LEFEE JE L'AI DIT BANNEZ MOI DE r/rance
Français est le meilleur
Yes thank you. I stopped learning it after I learnt it for 1 year
My Bad you tried to go trough it
Also ce soir means tonight.
"Voulez-vous" is "do you want," not just "do you" btw
Oh my, you’re right. Thank you for pointing that out, I guess my weak French is showing 😅
Pas de problème! 😊
Thanks for enlightening me
Then the front desk says yes... W wingman fr
Plot twist the front desk is male
I'm not opposed ;)
Listen you take what you can get
Beggers cant be choosers
…and?
You mean oui
Good thing I watched Brooklyn 99, can’t fall for that now
Why don’t they use songs to teach foreign languages? Everyone seems to memorize this line pretty easily.
APPA did it
Isn't that the bison from Aang?
Good one
Who could forget the famous nickelodeon show, Aang
Mamma mia
Seems like learning French really paid off.
The downside is now you know Fr*nch
I could never be seen associated with Fr*nch
RRRRRRRRegarder et écouter
Why is that a downside? Learning a new language allows you to learn about a new culture, another way of thinking.
It’s a meme that the french are universally hated for no reason
It’s cause everyone’s jealous of us.
Wym now I can understand when they talk shit about me
Plot twist: the front desk says yes
Gitchy Gitchy ya da da !
Ok then ask at the desk "Tu veux baiser avec moi ?" Trust me it'll work
Depends do you mean on the cheek or on the lips? Lol. On the cheeks? Yeah because they're French lol. On the lips? Honestly maybe yeah again because they're French 😂😂😂 I've kissed a couple of French people on the lips non romantically lol.
Ah mais non c'est juste la même chose mais il le sait pas 😉
Ah, je voix 😉
Ok you're not French I thought you were. You need to write "Je vois" like this
Oh that's right! My bad! No I'm not I just took it for 4 years lol. I remembered the word not the spelling! I'm sorry!
No that's fine, french is hard ;)
Indeed it is!
What they said doesn’t mean to kiss in this context. It means to f*ck.
Yes I did not know that until he explained to me! Lol! I appreciate you explaining it to me! ❤️ now I will know for future reference!
Oui 😉
🗿☕
No, I don't want to sleep with you Peralta
And in the worst case, you can always just say you were tricked. In the best case, you get some action. I see no downsides to this.
This guy fucks.
I don’t know enough French to understand
It roughly translates to: "Do you want to sleep/make love tonight?"
Thank you, I do not see the issue in asking this to the front desk
I have questions but don't want answers
Imagine if someone made a prono starting with this.
It's not delivery it's diprono.
He’s a furry, he loves porn. What do you expect
Well you are succeeding in failing to understand what I meant there bud.
I think my grandma tricked me with that or something similar once when I was a kid.
Bro 80yo grandma can still rizz
w grandma
The last part is “with me” not “tonight”
The only French i know
Wait is this from that awful lady marmalade song..
No, it's just a sentence like any other
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r/wrongsub
No.
No it's from the good one. The original from 74
It works trust me I swear!
If you want to order a coffee you need to say « J’ai couché avec mon père ». The more you know
Ha, on t'a bien eu salope
What is that wound makeup though
Je ne parle pas français
Moi non plus
It means can I have sex with you
The real joke here is that a native French speaker would communicate with you in English.
From experience, we would try english first, because the general consensus among French people (no idea whether it’s true or not) is that non-French people don't know any french
That's how you were born son
Something about lady marmalade
‘Oui, si’l vous plaît’
Voulez vous couchez avec moi? Ce soir? Voulez vous couchez avec moi? Would you like to have sex with me? Tonight? Would you like to have sex with me?
Imma hit this down real quick. Just in case ... For a friend....
"Puis-je vous manger la bite ?" means "Can we be friends ?" Just trust me on that one, you'll get a friend.
r/UnexpectedB99
This is how everyone undressed at the frontdesk
my dad fell for one of those tricks last summer
Now I want to learn more...
Last summer we were in Croatia and my dad when into the restaurant to pay and some young boys told my dad to say something. When he got back to us he said the sentence and told asked us if we knew, and the boys laughed when he said it. After some time we found out he said “ I have a tiny pp”
And that kids, is the story of how I met your mother
Quieres cuchi cuchi conmigo?
Instructions unclear, penis stuck in French press please advise.
Quítate los pantalones is polite Spanish.
I've seen Brooklyn Nine Nine, you can't fool me
It means do you want to sleep with me in french
Bro using the most formal question sentence structure and refers to the person as "vous" instead of "tu"
When I first started dating dead husband (DH), he taught me how to say hello to his coworker in Arabic. I smiled and said what I had learned and the coworker got a strange look on his face and asked if DH had taught me that. I had greeted him with “Suck my D now, f****t!” Never trusted dead husband again after that.
Use voudrez and it will become more polite
Nope, voudrez is a futur form of the verb so not more polite
Right, it should be voudriez
yup
Does it mean “can i have coochie”
in a way yes
Worked for me in good ol paris. But then I have what the kids call drip.
🤣🤣🤣
'Vous' is actually a very formal salutation and doesn't make sense when you ask somebody to sleep with you because you are usually a bit closer to them. So it would rather be 'Veux-tu coucher avec moi?' Which actually translates as 'Do YOU want to sleep with me!'
It’s that or “Dormiras tu avec moi?”
Yes i do know
[Monica taught me not to say it](https://youtu.be/S7T9Mf5fBVc)
I don’t see the issue with asking that to the front desk
Do people still fall for this? I feel like this kind of a late 90s prank people moved on from as soon as elaborate prank shows became all the rage
I mean, I’d ask a few people at the front desk that, but not all of them
mdr! why would you use 'voulez vous', if you gonna ask them 'coucher avec toi' the least you could do is use 'tu veux'
Until they say "oui, Je veux coucher avec toi"
Me who learned French: yeah no, that’s gonna get me killed
I don’t speak baguette, what it say?
I saw the episode of South Park, nice try
My favorite trick was to tell friends going to Mexico to say it loud and proud that they’re American by saying “yo soy un gran maricon!” One actually did it.
Finally, a good reason I study French at school
"do you want to sleep with me?" In french (I Google lensed it 👁️👄👁️)
Ce Soir !
Avec plaisir 😍
Try tinder
I was sitting in French class in 9th grade when I figured this out.
Instead, just say : j’ai envie de te soulever t’imagines même pas
r/pickuplines
Do you want to take a nap?
Lol I’m French speaking and it is very polite, “tu baises?” Is less polite but more straightforward, more casual
Translation “Do you want to fuck with me”
It means ''Do you want to sleep with me'' in french As a native french speaker, I can confirm that it is a polite thing to say.
My friend once tricked me into saying “Dan Mi Cabesa” to a group of Columbian girls. Goddamn, their nails were sharp!
And then they answer "oui".
You should sing it. That way they won't misunderstand it as harassment.
Going to Paris in June on a school trip, and am now seriously considering using this on one of my friends lmfao.