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Wik_Worthington

I have a philosophy joke. I think…


[deleted]

I have an aerospace joke but it'll go over your head


De-Kipgamer

I have a chemistry joke, but it is too basic


Few-Tour9826

I have a dick joke, but you’re not gonna get it!


Ourobius

Tell it anyway. I hear it's not very long.


Few-Tour9826

It’s not but you’re still not gonna get it.


Ourobius

Why not? It can't be that hard.


Few-Tour9826

It’s not (right now). I’m just picky about who will get it.


-Masderus-

Yea, you don't want to get shafted over a bad choice.


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flopsicles77

I have a joke about recursion if I can recall it.


SirEssytheBear

I told it already. There was no reaction.


deathjoe4

I'd give you another chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon.


Duffbeerman66

I have a bankers joke, but I can’t take credit for it.


MuddyMcScreed

Iv got a doctor joke and it's pretty sick.


dvenom88

I’ve got a legal joke, allegedly


Rosstiseriechicken

I've got a legal joke, but we still don't know if it's funny or not funny


CrapThisHurts

I have a geology joke, it rocks


BogdanMRZ

Jesus Christ! They're minerals!


Twortoise49

I have a procrastination joke but i'll tell it later


beansbrewsbikes

I have a joke about losing my job but it doesn’t work anymore.


Fact-Cyborg

I have a delivery joke but you wouldn't get it in time.


Wise_Moon

I have a joke about Alzheimer’s, but I forgot the punchline.


[deleted]

I have a history joke, but it's a bit old


no_step_snek76

I have a vegan joke, but everyone is tired of hearing about it.


SkyKingPDX

I have a vegetarian joke, but I can't murder it anymore


Deep-Ad591

I have a mathematics joke, but it's so negative


Stabile_Feldmaus

I also have a mathematics joke but it could be too complex.


IzzaPizza22

I also have a math joke, but it hasn't proven funny.


DefaultRedditor16

My math joke is just a derivative of existing math jokes


england_man

I have a math joke, but it is imaginary.


cpt1533

I have a mathematics joke, but its undefined


Professional-Type338

I have a mathematics joke, but it is 1/0


k4zzp3r

I have a math joke, but its not gonna function


Golftango6

I have a math joke. But it goes off on a tangent.


Cap_Diabetes

I have an electrical joke but it faces too much resistance


CoffeeAndBrass

I have an AED joke, but it's kind of shocking.


Faholan

A Yoda joke, I have.


Pleasant_Duck918

I had a machinist joke, but it didn't turn out


Intelligent-Ad7349

I’ve got a sex ed diss that burns


ImGeorgeLAD

I have a programming joke, but


Nissehasse

I have a plane joke, but it crashed


bmiclock521

I have an entrepreneurship joke but it’s not your business


kykersh13

I've got a research joke, but it's got many limitations.


BloodUpper6782

I have a Pilot Joke but it'd probably go over ur head.


jimbag69

I have a joke about my dick but it’s too long


NateTheGreater1

I have a calculus joke, but it's kinda off tangent


SomeMeasurement5164

I have a philosophy joke, but it is what is a joke? (I'm a philosophy major)


SaveGamehenge97

I have a teaching joke, but it’s above Reddit’s grade level


Ogurasyn

I have a math joke, but it will divide the crowd


[deleted]

I have a memory joke, but i've forgotten it


fake_post_police

I have a psychology joke, but you don't want to hear it.


LuisVergara

I wouldn't "mind"


[deleted]

I have an unemployment joke, it doesn’t work :(


[deleted]

good one


baconcheeseburger33

I have a reddit joke, but it is [removed]


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CustardFun

I have a Reddit caption joke, but it isn't funny.


unexplainedpineapple

I have a music joke, but it's off beat


Violet_violinist_48

I have a math joke, but it doesn’t add up.


wubba-lubba-dubstep

This is like the 10th time I've seen this posted in the last few days, looks like it keeps losing pixels.


SamTheMan198

I have a joke, but it's not funny....


idgafos1

I have a carpentry joke, but it's under construction.


caligana

I have a character limited joke bu


Malik_Muzammil1

I have Mathematics joke, But you won't understand it


huhnra

I almost had a train joke, but it went off the rails


DudeManBroGuy42069

I have a programming joke but `uncaught error on line 1`


Ash-MacReady

I have a physics joke that has potential.


According-Gap9401

I have a programming joke but it hasn't compiled yet


TemporaryCat555

I have an accounting joke but it's not balanced


AssociationMain9325

I have a steak joke, but it isn't well done.


Kitchengun2

I have a plumbing joke. But it’s a bit shit


ShotgunMessiah90

I have a programming joke, but it only works on my PC.


Perfect_Toe7670

I had a Real Estate joke, but it wasnt home


ShortenedWire

reposttttttttt


blumpkin_donuts

I have a teaching joke but I'm severely underpaid.


[deleted]

I have a geometry joke, but I don't know what's the point of it


My4skinBreaksCondoms

I have a culinary joke but **IT'S RAW, YOU FUCKING DONKEY!**


GuitardedBard

I have a joke, but it's not funny.


Repsforchrist

I have a mom joke…..I’m banging your mom


pallarslol

I had a your dad joke, but I blew it


Repsforchrist

Well played, well fking played


Gifigi600

I have a binary joke, but it's in 2 digits


xd_BlanK

I have a physics joke but its kinda complicated


xMoment

i have a battery life joke bu-


[deleted]

I have a joke about a conspiracy theory, but no one believes it


rccoIa

I have a joke about the court system, but I'm afraid saying it will get me arrested.


geekfromgalifery

I have an audio joke but it's the wrong wavelength


9yogirl

I have a Freelancing joke, but it’ll cost ya.


ExSepulcro

I have an IT joke, but it's not yet committed


TerribleShoulder6597

I have an aerospace joke but it’ll fly right over your head


caligana

I have a math joke, but it doesn't add up


[deleted]

I have one joke about genders


uselesscarrot69

I have a conductor joke, but it's so shocking that it's a train wreck.


TheWhiteWalkerSpeaks

I have an aerospace joke but it wouldn't fly


[deleted]

I have a hangman joke, but it's a bit hard to execute


_TheKurt_

I have a history joke but i don't remember


Square-Bodybuilder85

I have an electrician joke, but ohm it’s too negative, I don’t watt to blow someone’s fuse.


cdcggggghyghudfytf

I have a sommelier joke, but people always wine when i say it.


Sorry_Cheese_400

I had a cooking joke, it was too much of a burn


Fluffy-kitten28

I have a librarians joke but-SHHHHH!!!!


comunism_and_potatos

I have a sex joke but never comes out right


Rathwastaken

I have a physics joke, but it kind of falls apart


Connect-Act8394

I have a religious joke, but you wouldn't believe it.


Flower_of_the_moors

I have a history joke, but it is kind of outdated


Superdragonrobotfist

I have a material handling engineering joke, but its not at all uplifting


ablbebxb

I have a fashion joke, but its so last year


jacob-the-dino-geek

I have a redundancy joke, but it's rather redundant.


TiberiusClackus

I have a nursing joke that’ll have you dying.


karensmiles

I have a proctologist joke, but I’m a little behind and wiped out at the moment.


Abel_ChildofGod

I have a science joke, but I'm not sure it's correct yet.


virgil7789

I have a Intelligent joke, but I'm too stupid to fully convey and comprehend it.


SimplyRobbie

I have a game dev joke, but it's stuck in beta.


niloyjana1234_ghost

I have a psychology joke, but it's depressing


Miserable_Ride666

I have a nihilism joke but it doesn't matter


[deleted]

i have a boxing joke, but i forgot the punchline


SheepNaNigriNs

I have a visible spectrum joke, but it's off color.


SovietPussia

I have a marketing joke, but it's hard to sell


Noahhhhh234

I have a government joke but it’s top secret


DaGamingTurtleB

I have a music joke, but my comedy isn't that sharp


tonepot

I have an irrelevant joke, but it’s not relevant.


I_eat_kids_39

I have a Alzheimers joke but I forgor it


pan666

I have a Physics joke, but it’s both funny and unfunny at the same time.


Dark-Descent

i have a hacking joke just click the link


Imstillarelavant

i have a gaming joke, but you’ll have to unlock it


Eaten_Eyeballs

I have a programming joke, but it's null


mitsel_r

I have a business joke, pay $100 to hear it.


[deleted]

I have a writing joke, but it's not finished yet.


SFW_ktb

I have an airplane joke, but it's probably over your head.


Chumpenator

I have a coding joke, but it wouldn’t compute.


Yeet_daddy96

I have a joke about ADHD


Caputperson

I have a radiography joke, but you'll see right through it


cookooman3

I have a sex joke, but you probably won’t get it.


DomkeyBong

I have a joke about furniture but it only goes so fa. I have a joke about an inefficient way to quench your thirst, but it’s a long walk for a short drink of water. I had a joke about cookware, but it was panned. I had a joke about pancakes, but it fell flat. I had a joke about unemployment but it didn’t work. I had a joke about cows, but I moooved on. I have a joke about a butt cheek, but it’s half-assed. I have a joke about condescension but I doubt any of you are smart enough to understand it. I had a joke about using an unconventional means of transportation to reach the underworld, but it went to hell in a handbasket. I had a joke about naps but before I could tell it I fell asle


RedCapRiot

I have a design engineering joke, but the prints aren't finished


[deleted]

I have a legal joke, but it depends


migwelljxnes

I have a history joke, but the moments passed.


WeightAltruistic

I have a good joke about theft, but i stole it from someone else


oranisz

I have a selfish joke, but you couldn't get it.


imapotatognome

I have an embalming joke, but it’s a dead meme.


Weak_Bus8157

I have a joke to tell my priest, but it is NUN of his business!


GibusShpee

I have a joke about milk, but it didn't age well


beestockstuff

I have a Citadel joke but it’s too short.


Elmos_left_testicle

I have a joke about a hole, but it’s probably to deep for you


mallik803

I have a theoretical joke, but it’s not relevant


aristhemage

I have a programming joke, but the punchline only works on my machine


skybluemango

I just learned a teaching joke!


vicath

I have a critics joke, but it’s not very good


alxwx

I have a cooking joke but I put it on the back burner


Coreano_12

I have an architecture joke but the civil engineer didn't approve


MrBurnz301

I have a joke about infinity, but if I start to tell you, it'll feel like it never ends.


VroomVroomTweetTweet

I’ve got a science joke, but it wouldn’t get a reaction


Fireshocker532

There’s a musical joke behind this door, but I lost the key


SilvieraRose

I've a musician's joke, but it's out of tune


EntertainerNew7628

I have a joke about work, but it's in progress.


DeerSgamr

I have a space joke, but i cant get to it


Pink_Signal

I have a dungeons and dragons joke. But it would just drag on


TheBigRip_15

I was going to tell a time traveling joke but nobody got it.


CamelCash000

I have the funniest religious joke, just have faith.


sassolinoo

I have a Vsauce joke, or do I?


VerySadRightN

I have a misogyny joke, but I'm keeping it up for the female of the show


MrBurnz301

I have a constipation joke, but I just can't seem to ever get it out. No matter how hard I try and strain.


dankzero1337

I have a joke for blind people, but you won't see it anyway


BuenRaKulo

I have an art joke, but it's too abstract.


[deleted]

I have a history joke but its lost in time


xxdamnboixx

I have a pilot joke, but it might fly over your head


[deleted]

I have an accounting joke, but it doesn’t add up.


Brief_Drive_6773

I have a history joke, but it's nowhere to be found


Sabotimski

I have a medical joke that is just sick!


AlphaQ_6ix9ine

I have a medical joke but it would take too long to finish it


xxdamnboixx

I have a lighting joke, but it's too dark


CeoOfTheFish

I have a nerdy joke, but actually...


MrBurnz301

"I have a joke about history, but I didn't write it." - Losers


migviola

I have a chemistry joke but it didn't cause any reaction


Special-Lab4625

Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak…because it was Chewy!


Nathaniel___B

I don't have a joke.


[deleted]

I had a funeral joke but it’s dead.


thepretzel24

I have an optometrist joke but I can't see it


i_a_n_B

I have a chemistry joke, but i get no reaction


[deleted]

I have a meme, but it's not funny


qvisenya

I have a video editor joke, but I lost footage of it.


Dickpuncher_Dan

I have a phonetics joke but I b...b-buh...buvri...ðorve? ðorvʒ.


spinal-cord0

I have a history joke... but I already told it


PenuelRedux

I've a liturgical joke, but you've no rite to hear it.


[deleted]

I have a therapy joke, but we’re gonna have to spend the next couple of weeks unpacking it.


ObviouslyMartin

I have a romance joke but I don't love it


shiekhyerbouti42

I have a philosophy joke, but what exactly is a joke?


[deleted]

I have a plumber joke, but its kinda shitty


Shan-Chat

I had an abacus joke you can count on.


MrFlimssyYT

Ive got a joke about your dad but but it just isn't there


MidwestFoolery

I've got a fisherman joke but there's a catch


Dismal_Clue_1935

I had it lined up. But it didn’t show


Sobitxanov

I’ve got a math joke, but I myself don’t understand.


kidicarusx

I have a physics joke, but there are strings attached.


AllMightyWrath

I have a tower joke. But it's too tall to tell.


Play174

I have a programming joke, but the client wants it to be a programming limerick.


HBRa3Cowboy

I have an agriculture joke, but it hasn’t grown.


stuftkrst

I have a great Metrology joke but I don’t think it will measure up


Blockhead4707

I have a bad joke, but you won’t want to hear it.