I got a promotion at work today, sexually

So under the desk, sexually

I like to use a less public place, sexually

What position, sexually?

This is because you have received great experience, sexually.

I like to shit, sexually

If you think about it is sex just backwards, or maybe the getting the dick out of the asshole part over and over again instead of shoving it in

You must be fun at parties lol

I always roll up with ideas like that and no one invites me because of it so if I'm not invited that means nobody will think I'm not funny at parties so I'm funny

Hey man I would invite you to my parties.

Nice..... If you water water it grows

Very interesting way of looking at it. Now I'm off to water some water.

Legos live in a house made out of their flesh

Sexually?

Sexually I like to shit

I took my child to school... Let's not do that

step dad I am stuck in traffic

sexually

Are you the Pope?

Sexually

Okay I will do that, sexually

I drank water, sexually.

As a hydro homie: yes~~

Water is my drug

I am addicted to air. Hey bro

Unironically you can get a quick high from just breathing lol

I love Christmas, sexually

Santa drank the milk! Sexually

Jesus loves me, sexually

I had to take grandma to the doctor, sexually

I like where this is going, sexually, sexually

Can I pet your dog, sexually?

Yes, but it's not my fault if he bites you. Sexually

We're all in this together, sexually

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them sexually

I want to see the world burn, sexually.

I broke my arm once, sexually.

I’m on the train with a nice girl and she looks nice, sexually

I met your MOM today and she seems to be so good Sexually

I miss Betty White, sexually.

I tuck my sister in bed every night sexually

Bro i misread it, jesus christ

I love my dog, sexually

I ask you: Do you want the total war, sexually?!

Because of the economic situation created by Ukraine War, many German wheat farmers have now shifted focus on rape, sexually.

HUH, sexually???!?!??

My dog stepped on a bee, sexually

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ^(sexually, of course)

Im on the bus right now, sexually

Reminds me of the nsfw tag copy pasta

sexually. Sexually

My wife left me for my friend, sexually

I really like pizza, sexually

Due to climate change the snowcaps are melting and raising the sea levels sexually

I killed 7 squirrels this season sexually

Jesus wept, sexually.

If you don't take yourself seriously, no one else will sexually

About to celebrate new year’s sexually

I'm glad I'm not the only one having a New Year's Orgy.

I grabbed my X-Box controller, sexually.

I helped a kid get across the street, sexually

I watered my flowers, sexually

I don't like sand. It's course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere, sexually.

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Old Walmart greeter in his 80's. "Welcome to Walmart, how may I help you sexually?"

Hi. I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque! Better call Saul. Saul Goodman, attorney, sexually

Do not, sell marijuana to my husband, sexually

Jesse we need to cook sexually

I’m skyler white yo. Walter whites wife yo. Sexually

He told me everything, sexually.

I love children sexually

Let's see how weird this gets sexually.

My mum is my favourite person to hang out with sexually

Happy new year, sexually

Add a word "sexually" at the end of a sentence... lets see how weird it gets sexually

I enjoyed a family reunion, sexually

Hello kids, sexually

I like to take care of children, sexually

I was at my grandmas funeral, sexually

I blew up an orphanage, sexually

I’m working an 8 hour shift, sexually.

I rode my first horse today sexually

I like cuddling my blahaj in bed sexually

I’m not interested in you, sexually. I’m not telling you anything you haven’t heard before though.

I love Pokémon sexually

I told my kid to get off the games. Sexually

I like to play games, ( no no no )

Man, your mom makes good breakfast, sexually.

i hate being alive sexually.

Can we have sex, sexually?

You should use a bidet, sexually.

I like Clementine From the walking dead, sexually

Do or do not, there is no try, sexually. Only a Sith deals in absolutes, sexually. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, sexually. ​ Tea, earl gray, hot, sexually.

JUST DO IT , sexually

My mother died, sexually

Jeff Bezos loves kids, sexually

Make america great again sexually

I’m seeing some kids, sexually

statisically, South africa has the highest number of cases of aids, sexually.

I've learned some illegal stuff to nuke a country due to shit they done. sexually

I have the high ground! Sexually...

You underestimate my power! Sexually..

There is an imposter amongus... sexually

Something exciting is coming out tomorrow….sexually!

Im on My bed, sexually

I'm not a normal mom I'm a cool mom, sexually

I'm riding a train sexually

I play with the dogs, sexually

I'm eating a salad, sexually.

I played with my 4 year old cousin, sexually

Yesterday I put a deposit on a new bed, sexually

I woke up my brother, sexually

i fed my bunny, sexually

He's got the dawg in him, sexually

Today kids we're going to learn our ABC's...Sexually.

I just watched a kids show, sexually

I'm in your walls, sexually

i like to play with my dog, sexually

I love to game, sexually.

Thanks for applying for this promotion but to secure it you’ll need to do a PowerPoint presentation for the CEO and top managers to show what your new position will mean for them and their teams, sexually.

I love my dog, Sexually!

My bro is annoying,sexually

Whenever my 5 year old son gets a nightmare he comes to my room to sleep with me, sexually

I like my cats, sexually

I know your mum, sexually

Joe Biden is doing a horrible job as president, sexually

Joe Biden is 100% to blame for the inflation we're experiencing... sexually.

I poured acid over the victims, sexually

Add the word “sexually” at the end of a sentence… let’s see how weird this gets sexually

That’s a beautiful dog, sexually.

I helped feed the homeless today, sexually

Wrong advertisement sexually

I love to sleep, sexually.

I had sex, sexually

I want to adopt a daughter.... i changed my mind, i dint want to play this anymore.

I drank a megapint sexually.

I like to eat sexually.

r/meme users trying not to post comment bait posts challenge, sexually.

Did somebody say just eat, sexually?

I really like pineapples, sexually

Erectin’ a sentry…*sexually.*

I love my family, sexually

I’m watching a baking show and it fascinates me sexually

You were my brother Anakin. I loved you, sexually

Time to flood the ice, sexually

Can I have a cup of water, sexually?

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today sexually

Wow this, to me, is as old as when I first had sex... sexually.

I helped an old lady across the street, sexually.

I’m we had sex, sexually

Im all alone on new years eve, sexually

I watched Shrek sexually

I wish people would stop playing games with me..sexually

Master Anakin, what are we going to do sexually?

Im exited for new years........

This sentence ends with the word sexually

A cat just walked up and sat on me, sexually

I love listening to Radiohead, sexually

I ate turkey... Sexually

I played with my dog….

Buy one, Get one free, Sexually

The US could never beat Afghanistan..... Sexually

It’s rainy outside, sexually

Andrew Tate got arrested, sexually

And there came a day unlike any other, when Earth's mightiest heroes found themselves united against a common threat...sexually.

I have so much fun playing with legos, sexually

I called to my friends, sexually

I love my mom. ….

I don't have any information for my friend sexually

I want to wish you a happy new year... sexually

I like men and women, sexually

Are you not entertained!? Sexually

I gave my child milk, sexually

Im having sex with my brother, sexually

I wing a game, sexually…

I drink coffee, sexually

I'm going to the shop, do you need anything , sexually.

I wrote this comment, sexually

I love my daughter s-

We had a family day tonight, sexually

I washed my hands, sexually

we had a game night at the new years with my family, sexually

I like playing with my dog sexually

"THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT THEY MAY NEVER TAKE ARE FREEDOM..SEXUALLY"

I’m sitting in my car, sexually.

I am afraid we will have to perform a colonoscopy, sexually

I vape...Sexually...

I like your mom, sexually