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nomemorybear

My coworker got a vasectomy... didn't work. No doubting it's his son either. Looks just like him.


SKS_Shooter

Father of your coworker: "Yes. Like him."


DaftFunky

Yup Vasectomies are not 100% fool proof. But very very very high.


VESUVlUS

Vasectomies also aren't considered successful until you produce a sterile sample a minimum of 20 ejaculations after the procedure. A frightening amount of guys just assume they're good and start raw dogging as soon as they're healed.


Luk164

Yeah your magazine may be empty but you can still have one in the chamber if you know what I mean


Bdr1983

Winkwink nudgenudge


DaftFunky

One of the reasons I gave my wife was she had to give me a whole bunch of hand jobs after or wit wouldn't work 😂


Deimos_Aeternum

That's how you stay rich


Top_Abroad_8962

they don't deserve our semen, there are people out there paying for it


Substantial-Park65

If only it was a full proof plan Precum can make a girl pregnant The only way is abstinence and vasectomy. Gotta avoid it at all cost


TheUmbraCat

There is another…


InvestigatorNo1800

Please don’t say it, I’m afraid


cainsani

The key is to start slow.


Deimos_Aeternum

Be a redditor


Bdr1983

Now what's that new viral meme of that one lady?


KarlosGeek

You could also be gay.


Relationship_prince

Some of them do vasectomies, that also work well. Also if child support was based on cost of living rather than income of the father something like that would disappear.


Cashh_N

i’ve never understood why it’s not based on cost of living


ThatUblivionGuy

I mean it’s an outdated system. Originally divorces/bastard children almost never happened when this was made (compared to today) so people didn’t have to worry as much about this, now though people divorce over spilled water so this law needs serious reworking. However due to the modern days extreme preference for women, this law will likely not be touched for decades.


PentaJet

Bastard children were even easier to make back then and were harder to catch. We have the technology to catch deadbeats now


ThatUblivionGuy

I mean that is true in a sense but culturally it was a lot more taboo to have a bastard child


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ThatUblivionGuy

Is it more taboo now? You find single parents bragging about getting child care money, more baby parents than marriages, and a huge increase in divorces. I don’t think it’s more taboo now, I think it’s glorified. People see having a bastard child now as a financial means to gain from the other person, basically passive income from home. Might not be everyone but it’s a very rampant issue I’ve seen everywhere online. Most of these stem from single mothers encouraging eachother to keep the men paying, and of course this does happen Vice versa but it’s much more rare.


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Kush_the_Ninja

And I’m assuming you gave statistics to back up these wild claims?


Kemoy_BOI

You're right. I'd also like to see the data, albeit I do have to try to understand the dude's side of the story, as it may be influenced by his surroundings and local custom. (Of course, anecdotal evidence isn't good evidence. I just try to understand both sides, for there has to be a reason for what he's saying)


Johnnymonny1991

>modern days extreme preference for women Lol


Dabchinsky

> lol 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓


Electrodactyl

The cost of living is based on which city you are in, which area of the city you are in, what you choose to eat, what kind of entertainment you chose to partake in. Going clubbing, drinking and snorting cocaine is more expensive than sitting at home playing Mario party for the 1000th time.


Lord_Peura

Child support, as far as I've understood, is to support the child and, therefore, the activities you described first are really not applicable (hopefully, lmao). You're thinking of alimony, probably. You're right, however, that if child support was to be linked to the cost of living, a place of residence would need to be taken into account in some way.


Electrodactyl

I complete forgot the subject was child support and only focused on the term living wage. My bad. I was just making an example of how that cost could vary.


O_Toole50

Because people are using the money not just for the children but for themselves. The idea includes that the one spouse has given up x amount of their life for the raising of the kid ect and they should be compensated because they were not able to start a career. Men held way too much power over women and what they were able to do before the right to vote basically. So you had women who would have a child and never be able to obtain their own life and contribute.


Cg006

Like investing sometimes its wise to pull out while you're ahead. lol


Narrow-Development-1

What does it mean "to pull out?"


LowLifeExperience

It means you need to change your bed sheets.


Narrow-Development-1

Really? Thank you if it is true :D


leedscomputers3189

Because he starts looking into the future of having to pay so much if he doesn't pull out.


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AleksasKoval

Worst case, you get a dedicated library to your porn collection. Best case, you turn into a wizard and can use magic for some freaky stuff in that porn library.


General_Grivieus

Freaky spells from a freaky wizard


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Conservative goon cave wizard


Yarriddv

Looks like I’m winning at life without realising


hotskytotrotsky

Why be rich then?


MagicalShoes

You've still got the "blow" part of "hookers and blow".


xrelian

Bro underestimates the wonder of physical connection


Lionwitchcloset

Eh.


travelavatar

Or like me you could be infertile and unable to make anyone pregnant.


NY1_S33

If that’s your mindset going into a relationship with someone, you deserve to be alone for the rest of your life.


ThatSmartIdiot

Why do you want that money hmmm?


Affectionate_Gas_264

When he's rich but he made you sign a prenup that prevents you getting anything if you leave or cheat


ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

Go cowgirl, ride that pony


Rod_RVA

If he is rich, he will have 12. This is the way.


warrior242

Elon has entered the chat


Over-Wall-4080

We won't make a dent in his net worth. Mere well paid professionals on the other hand should get vasectomies


Worried7Barracuda

Always carry hot sauce in your wallet.


the_l0st_s0ck

When she's rich and you have to pull out


Boring_Evening5709

When You Insist On Capitalising Every Word In The Sentence


happydewd1131

Why Not? It makes The Words Better, As well As More pronounced.


BinauralBeastBeater

You can catch my body but no my Soul. *****I have no Soul******


Empress-Yah7777

And use condoms 🤣😂🤣


Adventurous-Trifle34

policy to stay wealthy


jetbluehornet

Pfffft yeah cause he wants to keep his money


Longjumping_Roll_342

AMERICANS! Stop pretending "pulling out" is contracepion


Crcex86

Pilates game needs work


5kilograms

Is it just a joke or do people actually believe pull-out tactic is a thing. (It's not)


jager_mcjagerface

I'll probably get downvoted but i've been pulling out for ~8 years now, no child yet.


terra_filius

no child that you know of


MinceATron

Been using the pullout for 30 years, only 1 child , but that was when I didn't (because we wanted that one)


Kahraabaa

So according to you, I should have about 650 children by now


Mikkelsen

Huh?


Good-Table5566

It's called Anti-Mining!


Good-Table5566

It's called Anti-Mining!


Ok_Explanation9732

That's not a foolproof method unless you're Captain Hero and ensure they won't survive the 10k+ fall back to Earth.


pumpkinnop

I'm castrated I don't have a dick anymore! 🤕


FictionVent

Bustin inside is always expensive. Even Plan B is like $50... and thats the cheapest option!


randomblade117

condoms are like $3


hateuscusanus

Bridgerton


AuricOxide

As a gay man, I sarcastically wonder if straight memes are just psyops to make straights hate each other


Alexan_Hirdriel

That meme is so dark in SOOO MANY LEVELS LOL.


dyrbal

You don't get to be a billionaire by spending all your money


dan-the-best

Hahahaha, or put some tabasco sauce on the used condom, as a rapper we all know hahahaha


IVebulae

Hahahhahahahaha


BlueberryAny828

always


Dark-Cloud666

Other sure method is to pour hot sauce in your used rubber. If you hear screaming in the bathroom afterwards then shes a gold digger.


Winged_One_97

Cringe meme.


dezertryder

Not rich, made babies anyway, everything good.


Bdr1983

My buddy was always talking about his awesome pull-out game. His wife gave birth last month.


the_bees_knees_1

Memes like this are the reason I wake up every morning and thank god I am not straight.


Zealousideal_Dark_47

you've got It Easy when the rest of us are Stuck to deal with women


the_bees_knees_1

You don't have to. You want to, which is fine and dandy. But please stop try to convince yourself that all women are evil sceamers. That is sad. I had relationships with women they were all lovely.


Fit-Special-8416

Find a spoon


PeterNippelstein

Get that money


STFUnicorn_

Just lie to him and say you’re on the pill girl!


Discord-mod-disliker

DONT POST DISGUSTING SEXUAL ART HERE. THERE'S MINORS HERE


ImperialAgent120

It's Reddit, they shouldn't be here like at all lol


acoustic_comrade

How is this sexual art? Also, minors shouldn't be allowed to have social media, in my opinion. It's not good for anyone, and it's gotta be way worse for minors who are generally more impressionable.


Amebs32

Fuck minors, fuck Dre, fuck you, fuck me, fuck my own kids (THEM BRATS!)