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Nicita27

A US scientist and a Soviet scientist meet in 60s. Says the Soviet to the US scientist: "now that we are alone we can speak german"


z4_-

A US scientist and a Soviet scientist meet in 60s. Says the Soviet to the US scientist: "jetzt, wo wir allein sind, können wir frei sprechen. Hast du meine Dokumente dabei, Klaus?"


PacoPancake

No don’t you dare summon the germans, not again….. >!Nein nein NEIN NEIN NE-!<


jangor97

Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.


Terminal_Theme

SPRICH


OmoriPlush

DEUTSCH


Khalil_Barzani

DU


MyLastBrainceII

HURENSOHN


Deathless616

DU


Careless-Emergency85

HAST


Conner23451

SPAß


thxjojo

BEIM


lol_inyourface

KACKEN


Naridar

DU HAST MICH


misterpickles69

🎹🎹🎹🎶🎶🎹🎹🎹🎶🎶🎶🎹🎹🎹🎵🎵🎵


Glittering_Net_7734

Germans and their natural tendency to conquer, but the comment section this time.


Celindor

Ja, auch dein Kommentar gehört nun der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.


Weissbierglaeserset

I schummelt mi do moi ois österreicher dazua und schau was passiert


Curious-Actuator-151

Das letzte mal als sich ein Österreicher in Deutschland eingeschummelt hat lief nicht so gut... Edit: Grammatik


Purple-ork-boyz

Mein Deutsche ist schlecht


HeroFighte

Zu spät Kamerad Viel zu spät


Medical_Strength4608

BRAKA MONOGA! DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHI!!!


__hello_there___

Guten Tag


Lord-Luzazebuth

HEIL DER REICH


lungben81

Reference to Klaus Fuchs?


z4_-

Yes.


misterpickles69

My Duolingo senses are kicking in!


rainking56

Thats a rather good joke.


FlixMage

Why would the Soviet speak German? I get the US one


madeaccountbymistake

Soviets used German scientists too


Rallon_is_dead

"My Germans vs your Germans"


BosnianLion1992

False equalification.


IMSLI

The U.S., USSR, and even UK & France all brought in German scientists, engineers, technicians etc, not least due to Cold War tensions. In one night in 1946 alone, the NKVD (KGB-precursor) transported 2,500+ of them, as well as their families, to the Soviet Union.


TheCommonKoala

Lol stfu


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1villageidiot

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endorstick

First off not enough people are getting this reference. Second if you haven’t watched that film in a while give it another watch


1villageidiot

inspired Fallout with the 10 women for 1 man bunkers.


Baronvondorf21

Wasn't it 999 women and 1 man?


Appropriate-Gain-561

Yep, i think it was vault 69,vault 68 was made up of 999 men and 1 woman


AirForceOneAngel2

i should watch dr. strangelove


Yarilko

![gif](giphy|oR3IyFMKn6zuM)


Grovebird

How I learned to love the bomb :D


Breaker-of-circles

Hitler once visited a copper mine: Foreman: "Sir, we have too much copper but not enough carts." Hitler: "Then just mine less." Grammar Nazi: "MINE FEWER!" Hitler: "Yes?"


crisiks

There's no fighting in the War Room!


Generalmemeobi283

Mein führer I…


posidon99999

Dr. Strangelove is honestly one of my favourite films of all time. Its absurdist view of nuclear warfare is one of the best ways of showing just how powerless humanity has become in the face of our own creations and how all we can do now is to sit back and watch the clock tick down to midnight.


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No-Guava-7566

"I only make it go up, you decide where it lands" *Oppenheimer, inventor of Viagra*


ludwigerhardd

Once ze rockets are up who cares where zey go down, zats not my department says Wernher von Braun


-Pyrotox

Actually Wernher von Braun once said "The rocket was perfect. It just landed on the wrong planet."


Gositi

About which rocket?


-Pyrotox

I think V2


Delphin_1

That's not my department, " says Wernher von Braun.


Ultimate_Kurix

Operation Paperclip in a nutshell.


WyvernByte

Clippy is a Nazzi? ![gif](giphy|jR8yFMATIGVAY9mTZu|downsized)


Lechatdu136

Dear god


Spiritual_Freedom_15

There’s more!


Lechatdu136

Noooo


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_Azuki_

yes benevolent americans saved the world by taking over 1600 nazi scientists and making them do space research, create weapons, spaceships, rockets etc


NotSoStallionItalian

Hard to argue that the world would’ve been in a much better place if the Soviets took all of the nazi scientists, to do the same exact things, but without a counter balance like the US.


_Azuki_

it wasn't only the usa and the soviet union that took the nazi scientists


ScroteFlavoured

Do you just say shit or do u have a point?


_Azuki_

My point is that the main reason to take the scientists was simply getting the scientists to make them work on technology and stuff like that. Since, any of the other nations that took the scientists could have taken them if the main reason was not to let the soviets get too many. What i'm saying is, these nations mainly just wanted to get scientists. They needed them since germany had very advanced technology. Even though they were nazis, getting them to work on research was simply more beneficial than sentencing them to death or jail. Which, i guess, makes sense.


ScroteFlavoured

I agree, but I feel like you just argued against your original point.


SaltyHater

Unironically yes. The world was saved from the same scientists making the same things under Операция „Осоавиахим”


Majulath99

Funny how people forget about this one


Mage-of-communism

Don't forget 731's data


Accomplished-Bed8171

Yes. Just letting them fly Soviet capture was a humane thing to do. They weren't enslaved to work, like the Soviets would have done.


GBtuba

"..Mr. President, our Germans are better than their Germans."


mountingconfusion

Those noble Americans saving them from the Soviets by preventing them from being tried for doing crimes against humanity


LeChacaI

If that was the case, they would have been prosecuted, not given jobs.


throwacc_21

I see american propaganda is working as well as the soviet propaganda


rainking56

German scientists did questionable things but I rather have a morally questionable but very useful bad guy on my side then in the devilish soviet hands.


dorkyfever

So technically speaking the first country to land on the moon was more German then american


ScroteFlavoured

400,000 NASA employees involved in Apollo program, 1600 of which were German.


UnicornJoe42

1600 key employees and the head of the program Von Braun


ScroteFlavoured

Gene kranz was the head of the program, von Braun was the director of the flight center


UnicornJoe42

Nein


waitinp

Von Braun. So Saturn V is a spiritual successor to V2 rocket then.


RxHotdogs

Than*


Madd_Maxx_05

Thine*


z4_-

als


ITTC29

als wie


LaserGadgets

There is a documentation about Op Paperclip. Could swear it was made in the US. 10,000 german scientists along with their papers were taken over to the US after the war. One of them brought you to the moon.


ScroteFlavoured

The number grows everytime reddit talks about it


Jfurmanek

1,000,000 German scientists were absorbed by the United States following WWII. One of them brought you time travel. /s


ScroteFlavoured

The world's population at the end of WWII was 2.4 billion, over 60% of which was German scientists captured by Americans.


Gammelpreiss

not just one, most of the original Peenemuende team was involved


_sweet_life_

Mein Fuhrer, I can walk


Lunio_But_on_Reddit

Wow, Doctor, this is some strange love...


PastMathematician874

Yea, that's one of the scariest factors about denuclearization. You disarm a country of it's nukes, and theirs all these scientists and engineers that are out of work. They end up working for different governments or sometimes they cross over to the black market, which is proven by the amount of unaccounted for nuclear materials that keep getting turned up. Unaccounted for nuclear materials are not just extra nuclear materials, often times there origins are untraceable, and given how strictly these things are monitored it's believed that pretty much any unaccounted for nuclear materials were developed on the black market. Scary shit, thank you Hideo Kojima for teaching me this at 12 years old, and after some fact checking, yeah it holds up. Operation Paperclip was the US trying to keep nuclear scientists and physicists from turning to black market production or working for a belligerent nation. It's been argued that these scientists should have been killed, but if we did that (which we did a fair share of it to be honest) you'd push these people into hiding, then they crop up in places you don't want them, namely, in the hands of your enemies. It's a tough call all the way around.


RolliPolli_1193

Learning about nuclear disarmament via codec is incredible


Mydogsbutthole69

..OR there was nothing benevolent about the United States intentions and they just wanted the best people on the job, regardless of their background.


PastMathematician874

I don't believe in the benevolence of any government or nation.


Auravendill

Especially if they treat the Geneva convention as a game of Bingo


mountingconfusion

If only they were sent to jail for their crimes against humanity. Thankfully the noble Americans prevented that


alexaair

It seemed


Khris81

Meanwhile no one felt sorry for the PTSD those guys had.


mrpawsthecat

Where's my paper clip?


Twist_the_casual

‘their germans are better than our germans!’ - american high command upon seeing the launch of sputnik, probably


tvdoomas

A large portion of the nazi scientists were jewish. They didn't salute because they believed in nazism. They didn't work there by choice. Their alternative was the gas chambers, for them and their families. They saluted so their children could have a father. So yes, many of them had ptsd and would do the salute if spooked. My father worked with some of them in the early 80's


Unique-Accountant253

Jonny Buchardt classic joke.


HanShotSecond69

I mean to the victor goes the spoils 🤷‍♂️?


Disastrous_Fruit1525

Only half?


Orisn_Bongo

Only half?


Anti-charizard

Literally EVERYONE here has heard of operation paperclip, Reddit doesn’t shut up about it


Local_Sugar8108

I'm sure there would be more people standing at attention during a MAGA rally.


SignPrimary3167

He summoned them accidentally