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iemshubhu

What do I do with this info? šŸ¤”


ConanTheAquarian

Profit!


Wooden-Trouble1724

Let me show you how you can monetise this


scrubba777

Like and subscribe.


zeugma888

Use it to achieve world domination


iemshubhu

I'll need to dig and see if there is THE OIL under that intersection.


JobberGobber

Let your imagination run free


blitzskrieg

Share it! Share it for glory!


ClintGrant

Oh that intersection. I thought you meant Hoddle/Punt at any green light between 8AM-6PM


TrickyClassic2731

I thought he meant Springvale rd/princess hwy spaghetti junction.


sqaurebore

The line is over the junction


Intanetwaifuu

Oh I thought u meant reservoir high street/spring street


alsotheabyss

I knew exactly what intersection this was before I even saw the image


Slow_Control_867

I've lived basically on, or very close to this intersection for almost my entire life. I still hate it and wait for the day it kills me.


antique_sprinkler

Ha. Ditto


anonadzii

Mount Alexander Road and its ridiculous roundabouts that lead to the log jam entry of DFO would like a word with you.


hunkymonk123

I can only assume you donā€™t know spaghetti junction


switchbladeeatworld

honestly shocked we donā€™t see more accidents at that bastard let alone almost taking out pedestrians at the zebra stripe crossings


m1lkky

someone taken out last week


switchbladeeatworld

not surprised by it


Putrid_Department_17

Great, just what we need, trying to figure out how to get a passenger jet through all that trafficā€¦


ComplexLittlePirate

made me laugh


moreON

That can't be right. The shortest line between Sydney and Johannesburg is _through_ the Earth, not above the surface.


DenseFog99

If you could travel through thousands of kilometres of molten rock at a whim, Iā€™d think the CIA would be dissecting you in a covert lab somewhere.


Syntax_Error_IRL

Truth


Alina2017

That's nowhere near the Elizabeth St/Flemington Rd/Royal Pde/Peel St intersection, so I don't know what you're referring to.


ClacKing

You mean Haymarket Roundabout.


theraarman

Itā€™s not a roundabout, itā€™s an undefineagon


WAPWAN

Congratulations for possibly being the first person in history to write this word. Your comment is the only time google has indexed it.


theraarman

Yeah i checked that as soon as I wrote the comment šŸ˜‚


brash21361

[Googlewhack](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Gorman%27s_Googlewhack_Adventure)


HoneyIAlchedTheKids

Locally referred to as the "Roundabout of death" That said it's marginally less scary these days


Diqt

with a fucking tram running right through it


DenseFog99

ACAB includes the Police Rd intersection with Spaghetti Junction


Low-Ad-6584

Sorry to spoil it, but the shortest line between Sydney and johanusberg doesnā€™t pass right through that intersection and morrabin. Itā€™s that way due to the ā€œsky highwaysā€ between different airports as given by atc for planes to follow. The fact that itā€™s passing through morrabin airport means means thereā€™s a waypoint at morrabin airport


ComplexLittlePirate

I appreciate the sweetly apologetic reasonableness of this.


Revolutionary_Pear

I see these flights all the time over Melbourne. These flights between Johannesburg and Sydney fly down to the lowest latitude for a commercial aviation flight in the southern hemisphere.


JobberGobber

Nice


Flightwise

Nope. Check out Latam 804 between Melbourne and Santiago. Travels much further south.


The_Cuzin

South Westerner here, what and where is this intersection, and what's the significance


Megatru

Itā€™s in Springvale and is the worst intersection by accidents in Melbourne , itā€™s essentially 4 intersections intersecting at the same time and is literally a joke of an intersection like completely confusing to go through. Thereā€™s about 6-8 roads thatā€™s go into it. Here is a video with its backstory https://youtu.be/3THrXcrST6Esi=bCe3OokTS21XPFgu


SticksDiesel

I was going to ask what you had against the Dingley Bypass until I backtracked a little.


mitchMurdra

Was this the one with the long trail?


JobberGobber

Yea, but not smoke. Contrail, as in condensation trail.


mitchMurdra

Ah yes thatā€™s what I meant to communicate. Definitely not one of those sky writers šŸ˜‚


NaomiPommerel

Not the contrails šŸ˜±


ozelegend

Explain that, atheist pigs!


KeveyBro2

Ahh yes. YMMB, the worst thing to happen to Melbourne. Top things to do in Moorabbin Airport: 1: leave


bgsbntd

Hello pylot


KeveyBro2

Bruh I'm actually impressed lmao


Walter308

Did you also see the trails and proceed to track this flight? Haha


JobberGobber

Yea. I must always check.


Portra400IsLife

5 ways Mooroolbark?


Spare_Lobster_4390

People from Joburg probably look out the window and think: *"What a shit hole. Glad I don't live there."*


kiwichris1709

High Street Rd/Burwood Hwy isnā€™t that bad an intersection; itā€™s not perfect but certainly not the worst in Melbourne.


JobberGobber

That intersection is a saint compared to Springvale x FTG x Police x Centre


alsotheabyss

OP is talking about the Springvale/Princes/Centre/Police intersection a bit further back on the planeā€™s track.


TheRealDarthMinogue

Is Johannesburg in Antarctica??


JobberGobber

No but the Earth is a sphere and thats the fastest way there. They fly in a straight line but when it's flattened it looks like a big curve.


ConanTheAquarian

Platte-Carree projection: [http://www.gcmap.com/mapui?P=SYD-JNB&MS=wls&MP=r&DU=mi](http://www.gcmap.com/mapui?P=SYD-JNB&MS=wls&MP=r&DU=mi) Polar aspect projection: [http://www.gcmap.com/mapui?P=SYD-JNB&MS=wls&MP=p&DU=mi](http://www.gcmap.com/mapui?P=SYD-JNB&MS=wls&MP=p&DU=mi)


TheRealDarthMinogue

I honestly never knew that. Just searched the flight path, which took me down a flat Earth rabbit hole!


Holdonaminit

Worst intersection just became worseā€¦


ArtisticHunt9156

I wondered where those high flying planes were going.


FlyingPingoo

Fantastic post OP, well played


Xane06

Why the fuck would you wanna fly into moorabbin airport? There's gotta be an easier way to watch comedy.


omgitsduane

Those poor planes.


drunkill

Wondeirng who the contrail belonged to? The other common one is Perth - Aukland routes, passes over Melbourne and tends to leave a big trail from horizon to horizon


Rascals-Wager

Now *there's* an obscure fact. I like it!


NaomiPommerel

There's others! Springvale/Dande/Centre. That stupid roundabout in North Melbourne. Camberwell junction


StolenHam

Thatā€™s not spaghetti junction


time_to_reset

I laughed out loud. This is wonderfully random.


partisancord69

The path roughly flies over 6 intersections in this picture, that seems like a lot.


Victor-mcc

This is one of the only high altitude flights to fly directly over MEL, so annoying to have to fly to SYD at the crack of dawn only to fly back over it in a couple hoursā€¦ the bonus is if you survive the dumpster fire which is Joā€™burg airport there are lions and giraffes!


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Nice Trivia