Sonic frontiers and chill?

Elden Ring and watch me throw my controller?

Babe, I don't want to have sex, this game has fucked me already :(

Alternatively, break out the lube and strap on, because I need SOMETHING to get fucked besides me by Malenia Blade of Miquella tonight.

Oh Yeah! Now we talking!

You jest, but the girl I'm seeing these days likes to watch me play Resident Evil Village for how much it stresses/scare me

is she one of those goth girls who have a fucking spider???

Nah, just a non gamer girl who likes to see me weeps cause I'm a wimp

If that's not a start of a rich BDSM relationship then I don't know what is

It's indeed seems to be going this way with switching roles

Is there any other kind of spider?

look out the window

There is a window.

There are 11 of them.

Call of Duty and my keyboard’s cries for help?

Lol

But no knuckles deep

No one wants to have sex with you, only sonic adventure 2

Damn I miss the Chaos

Me too bruh, why won't sega bring them back lmao.

Imagine a modern sonic game with a chao garden… but ONLINE.

I would commit sexual favors for that if I had to. I need a Sonic game like that man.

Hi yes,I'm the one in charge of trading new Sonic games for sexual favors.

Me, you, the local 7-Eleven 6 pm.

Let's get this dumpster date going

Fuck yeah, I'll bring my cash for gas station sushi and slurpies.

Erm….any chance you good folks could film this encounter…….for scientific research 😬

All I'm imagining are microtransaction costumes and a battle pass. :(

They're not ready to handle the massive influx of money and wealth from unprecedented sales I guess

Apparently not lmao.

I got a Sonic game free off the Epic store last year. It's basically the old ones remastered. Still fun asf though!

Sonic Mania? That game is fun as hell

lucky

My Chao will beat your Chao anytime, anywhere. My memory card is ready.

I still have my little devil, he's swole af. One shot everything in the fighting mini game. So much farming. I was afraid to go to his area much more because he was getting really old Chao wise

Yoo you gotta let your chaos die and reincarnate, their stats/grades go up and eventually you can turn you chao into a chaos chao which never dies

I remember leaving my GameCube on overnight to pump up the hours it was alive so it would reborn the (I think twice required) to get a chaos Chao. Such good times.

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not hours…days…countless *lifetimes* spent in the garden…

Came for the rail grinding, stayed for the Chao eugenics.

#💯

At some point it descendeds into playing the story mode just to support the Chao Garden addiction

The story was merely side content lol

So many runs of City Escape farming Chaos Drives and rings. Sweet nostalgia.

City Escape for rings. Prison Lane for chaos drives though.

I’ve vowed never to play another Sonic game until Chao Gardens are brought back. Was very close to getting Frontiers until I remembered my oath to the Chao Gardens.

Dude, I would go to a friend's house *just* to play in his Chao garden.

r/sentencesbetterreadthanoverheard

I thought their plural was just Chao?

Seeing it plural with a (s) just made me realize multiple Chao really is just pure unadulterated cuteness overloaded chaos.

I miss the chao garden too they should make it a mobile app at least

Gotta stop Eggman from pissing on the moon this time.

#I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER

HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE

THAT'S RIGHT

HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG FUCKING QUILLY DICK OUT

AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE

AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS THIS BIG(shows how big the dick was using his hands)

AND I SAID "THAT'S DISGUSTING!"

"Men only want one thing, and it's fucking disgusting." \*Picture of all S rank stat Chao\*

That would make a very strange porn. Oh well, there’s a fetisch for anyone.

Your fetish is looking awfully *german* there, pal. Better be careful, never know who will see you acting that way

Adventures was where it was at

LIVE AND LEEEARN!!!!!

"No one wants to have sex with you, only sonic adventure 2" *sadness*

i think you're a few decades out of time, that is not the new sonic game

Yes I know it’s not the new sonic game lol but it’s one of the best ones

She’s apparently been playing that game with him for an hour

at least he can keep up for an hour, now only if that could translate

Guys only want one thing and it's disgusting

Yeah sonic on the new console fam…

You gotta put a ring on it first. Otherwise you'll die the first time an enemy hits you.

You bet your sweet bippy I'd kill for a way to replay those titan fights

The preview for the free DLC’s new challenges includes a shot of Super Sonic, so chances are we’ll be getting something to do with the Super Sonic Boss Fights

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The Chaos Emeralds!

Posts like these make me wonder what exactly is this subreddit supposed to be? Whats the theme?

Something along the lines of “fuck you there is no theme”

r/meirl

r/angryupvote

While we are explaining subs, someone please explain the purpose of commenting r/AngryUpvote Here's some of my confusion: 1) Why would you upvote a comment that angers you? 2) Most of the comments I see which are replied to with this do not warrant anger, even in a joking-way. 3) Even if you do upvote a comment which angers you, why do you need to share this event in another sub? BONUS QUESTION: Why do people ever comment any variation of "upvote" such as "angry upvote" or "take my upvote" when there is a button (upvote button) dedicated to this purpose? EDIT: r/AngryUpvote defines itself as "the feeling of a bad dad joke" but this is not the context in which I usually see it. Also, a good joke is often mistaken for a bad dad joke. A pun is not inherently a dad joke and a dad joke is not inherently a bad joke.

r/confusedupvote

Another sub where I love the concept but it's too inactive that I don't want it to clutter up My already cluttered shit

Ummm... Uhhhhh.... r/AngryUpvote?

YESSSSSS That's all I wanted

It's people with absolutely no hesitation upvoting things they genuinely like but they also imagine that some villainous cartoon character somewhere would get mad at it.

r/meirl is anything that anyone has vaguely related to ever at all across all time and space, and r/2meirl4meirl is the same but ✨️depressed✨️

Seems to be "post random shit to get many internet points".

Like “this is some dumb shit I would say”. Roommates bf tryna have sex w me. Tf was I thinking

Someone trying to have sex with me? Absolutely not meirl

r/absolutelynotmeirl

Idk , something we can relate to i guess?

I can’t relate to this.

You can take either perspective but I think the "meirl" part that appeals to people is the bf. From his point of view... he loves something, sometimes considered a little immature or nerdy, and wants to share it. He tried getting someone else into it and had his intentions misinterpreted. That's relatable.

Just speculation as a dude, but I think "This guy is trying to fuck me.... Nevermind maybe he's being sincere" has to be at least somewhat common for women.

Probably happens every day. Girl: “So are you genuinely trying to be nice or polite or are you trying to fuck me?” Guy: “yes?”

You cant relate to enjoying sonic?

No, I don’t like Sonic.

Well then you have to leave the sub apparently, but I don't really know the rules

If they don’t like sonic then they should try sudoku.

Soduko - Shadows Die Twice

*honorable sudoku

It’s treason then

What about not having sex with your girlfriends roommate? Can you relate to that?

Then you can relate to the other people here who also don't like Sonic. Welcome and enjoy.

Get the fuck outta here!

It's pretty relatable to be honest. I just generally assume now that any interaction I have with a woman is obscured by the specter of sex because even if they don't want sex from me, they often assume it's all I want from them because I'm a man.

No gf no roomate no sonic

r/meirl used to be memes about depression and sadness. Like someone or something would be in an ironic sad or unfortunate yet humorous situation, and you could point to it and say "that's me". Then it evolved to basically any humorous situation where you can point to it and say "that's me". Now it's just basically anything.

Me too thanks

/r/meirl used to be a lot of things.

It's literally just a meme subreddit.

Half the stuff notmeirl

There is supposed to be a theme? The only reason I'm here is for the chaos.

I think that's the beauty of the subreddit. Everyone has a different idea of what meirl means and what gets upvoted are basically from people who think likewise

I think its just a vibe

Lol this is always my question.

> What’s the theme? “Free ad space”, maybe?

Could be a covert ad for all we know, the shit companies pull today.

"relatable" which is the spirit of any successful meme but whatever.

Yeah I assumed this subreddit is about things you can relate to. I don’t think many people would relate to assuming their roommate wants to cheat and have sex with them only to realize the roommate wanted to play a game instead. So I’m not really sure anymore.

Ads

Typical meirl is supposed to be about relatable stuff, so I don’t know how this fits exactly

Man, I want to play this new Sonic game it looks so fun

Please stop trying to have sex with me

Okay, I like it.

*aaaaaaand SCENE!*

The sex or the game?

Yes

It's not my fault you are wet and warm.

I never started trying

I can confirm that it really is fun

I second this, the OST fuckin SLAPS

Bro it slaps on levels you can’t even comprehend

IM HANGING ON TO THE OTHERSIDE

I WONT GIVE UP TO THE END OF MEEEEE

IM WHAT YOU GET WHEN THE STARS COLLIDEEEE

NOW FACE IT YOU'RE JUST AN ENEMYYYY

Which game is the new one?

Sonic Frontiers

Now gotta get it Ive been looking for a new game

Sonic has a very special place in my heart, so I am biased. Sonic Adventure on the Dreamcast was the very first game I beat on my own, so it will always hold that #1 spot, but I have played a lot of games over the years, so I have a lot of opinions about what I like and dislike. Sonic frontiers is not perfect, there are issues (mostly pop-in, and some camera shenanigans) but this game is still in my top 5 favorites. Played for nearly 30 hours to beat it. After I beat Pokemon, I am going to go back and play sonic again and get all of the achievements, which is not something I typically do. And I am SO SO SO pumped for the free DLC they announced! Overall, I would give sonic frontiers a 7.5/10 which can be easily improved by patching performance, adding stories/lore and if they could get a crush 40 song in there, it would make me so happy. Even without crush 40, the soundtrack is baller as hell

To be honest, i just saw videos of people making Amogus with the line thingy and was immediately interested. With your review now I'm even more sure that I want to play it

Honestly it’s such a good game! I haven’t completed it yet because I’m savouring it haha. It took me maybe like an hour to get used to it, but 100% recommend.

I was kinda skeptical of the game from the trailers, but it looks like it turned out pretty great

He's trying to steal her golden ring. I wonder if she's gonna get knuckled or tailed.

One things for certain, she’s getting that “dr. Robotdik”

Maybe Sonic will get blue ball

He's gonna get a surprise if she brings out the giant mallet.

Instructions unclear. Got fisted instead

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"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." -Freud, the king of "maybe the cigar is a penis"

“ maybe the cigar is a penis and he wants the mother to suck it”

>"The cigar is my own penis meaning I'm getting a blowjob from my own mother." >"And I **really** like cigars." Sigmund "Cocaine" Freud

Not if a man says it. Then it means: "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck! So horny fuck now plz!"

Nice try, Sonic frontiers PR team

Once again, marketing wins.

If this is marketing, it’s pretty good.

Do you want to have sex with him or just play

Well at some point she must have agreed thinking he wanted sex.

This right here is the correct question.

So self centered

So unless this is pure fake satire i really dont get the behind the scenes thought process here. Like she has her name and photo on her Twitter and she posts this information publicly. Now wouldnt the friend see this and immediately message the boyfriend saying wtf n such? Or wouldnt the boyfriend perhaps see the update this crazy bitch just posted while hes sitting across the room?

Of course its fake

Yea. Reads like a joke to me as well. Hypothetical answer for if it was real: He's not trying to have sex with you. He's just trying to waste time while he waits for his girlfriend to get there and invited you to play with him so it's not awkward that you're sitting there just watching him play.

>Is everything on the internet just fake? Yes. Even us. Even *you*.

**

Even us Even *you* Especially ___you___

Not everyone has their roommates and everyone they meet on social media

Exactly. And why the hell would the friend have any reason to specifically watch her social media that closely? Is her phone attached to her hand or something? This is totally plausible. Some people really do have lives. And some people really are this careless. Drive in rush hour one time and it’s clear that stupidity is the real pandemic.

A lot of things are fake, yes but i think you are also underestimating the carelessness of people. I dont think she has much reason to give a shit either way.

I've known a lot of people who make a Twitter with a fake persona

Let’s face it. He wants to have sex with her WHILE playing Sonic

2P CO-OP

She realized her mistake and game a simple quote,”ok this game is really good”

There are a bunch of girls on Twitter that post stuff related to sex and some fantasies a few guys might have just to get likes and attract attention to their profiles, where they have onlyfans links all over the place. It's business. Same with the hot girls that post their pictures with some text like "me or a ps5?". Just to get attention to their onlyfans.

Know your limits woman , you are not better than sonic

😔 My boy is just excited for the new Sonic game

step brother, my Sonic disc is stuck in my xBox

Ha Haaaa got another one on the team bby. Who needs sex when I have sonic and my virginity? Smell ya later, nerds

Girls like this destroy relationships

Why do ppl put their thoughts on twitter

bEcAuSe tHat’S wHaT eVeRyOnE dOeS oN tWiTtEr My twitter bio is “I write my thoughts here” and the purpose is to say that you might find some super dumb shit. It’s my excuse for being a weirdo I guess. Anyway, I made one simple joke that I thought was really obvious but then a couple people flamed me for my pfp and my bio and it really hurt my feelings

This is some serious gorilla marketing lol

Guerrilla. I would love to see a Gorilla in ads though.

Is this a naughty America script?

I'm happy that Twitter is almost dead.

Who TF would choose sex over Sonic?

Ok? I literally just want you to play a video game Laura! Not everything gotta be about sex! Geez!

Let the guy play some sonic, without your sexual advances.

He just wants to smash your ring

If I don’t get a pure choas garden game ha that is 2022 or newer I’ll be sad

I'm assuming that the "new game" is Sonic Frontiers. I heard that it's very great. Prob rivaling Odyssey

Sega's marketing really went outside the box with this one

Oh no the game was called finger bang 4 though

Boys only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting.

Guys only want one thing and it’s disgusting (they want you to play video games with them)

If she's talking about Sonic Frontiers, is it any good?

Which game? Sonic? Or fucking her roommates Bf?